₦airaland Forum

Danelo:
Its beyond imagination.
he must have seen it before or he's part of the marine world.
learnt certain people reside in water anyway........thats their home naturally
they only come to land to buy items and find their way back to the waters.
was at a dredging area one day when a machine got stuck under water,
attempts to pull it out proved abortive till a certain man came and threw minerals and biscuits
into the water that was when the machine came out with very little effort.
the man letter explained that someones house was destroyed and the person got angry
that was why the machine was seized.

Principality and Powers.

They control territories like your state governors and LGA chairmen.

pepethemaniac:
lol, this guy thinks Stock Market is a representation of a Countries economic performance. Hahahahahahaha

You are just like Trump. He goes about bragging about the Stock market which is controlled by the super rich that inflate price and deflate it whenever they want. lmfao

Not whenever they want.

The stock market can be likened to Symptoms of sickness and Health to an economy.

The Nigerian economy will be sound this year.

seunmsg:
Great. Unfortunately, nobody is talking about the huge success that we are recording in the stock market. Investors confidence in the economy is at an all time high and that is what is translating to our stock market becoming the best performing market in the world. Govt should fix the criminality of the herdsmen that is taking the shine out of the success that our economy is recording.

Until new minimum wage is implemented and arrears of salaries are paid, nothing for common man.

LionDeLeo:
I trust the hate-filled organisms.

Several hate-induced impromptu Economists will now come up with their ogogoro, palm wine & jugunu analyses against this report.

Waiting to read shekpe joint interpretation.

Stop desecrating front page with foul language.
Seun, lalasticlala, is it hard to ban comments like this?

I just dey laugh �

Oluwa Dalu

History will repeat itself...

omenkaLives:
Dudes,watch your properties. We know the Wadata axis is the headquarters of "bad boys" in Makurdi.

Some people are simply inflaming the situation to create cover to steal and loot people's properties irrespective of their tribe and religion.

They broke into my friend's house and made away with alot last night, including his car batery, all four tires, side mirrors, laptop, tv, home theatre, etc.

He left his place to put up with a friend in Lobi quarters until the situation sufficiently calms down "by his standards". His house is behind Aveko!

Imagine that.

Up APC, Dog and Baboon party.

MISFITS are in power.. The demonic party

My mind is telling me, the land has changed ownership.

The owner of this thread is a professional architect and he has refrained from commenting.

Already a completed structure stands on the land.

She has completed her tenure..

Hold less of WATER..

richidinho:
Buhari is a terrorist

Dogs and Baboons will soak in. . . . .

No problems..

A police person died.

And police has released her husband.

Meaning they are assured he wasn't culpable.

But the man no try.

English.

Wind Swept.

One good governor from the south east...

Stomach and Pocket Infrastructure Governor.

AutoJoshNG:
We all know that the car someone drives has a lot to say about his/her personality. You are not only addressed the way you dress; you’re also addressed with what you drive.

One way or the other, the car you drive has something to point out about you. There are cars that will drive out and nobody will look at it and there are ones that will pass and it will get everyone around gazing in awww.

There are a lot of factors that determines the car someone drives. These factors include: how much you can spend, your family situation, what your job entails, how flashy you like to be, ego, how much you know about cars etc.

Nb: Everything about this post is pointing to Nigerian.


1. 1999 model Toyota camry (Tiny light):

https://i65.tinypic.com/6p45ko.jpg

This car also has its name to be “I-don-get-job”. When you drive this car, people see you to be someone that just need a car to drive but don’t have a heavy pocket. This might be wrong though.

This car is very common in the south-eastern part of Nigeria. A lot of people drive it because of its good fuel economy and easy maintenance.
Any roadside mechanic can manage to handle whatever problem it has and the spare parts is readily available almost everywhere.


2. Toyota Sienna:

https://i66.tinypic.com/116osuu.jpg

This car passes the message that you’re a family man or woman. It says you probably need enough passenger and cargo space to convey your family. This can as well be linked to transport companies because that’s their closest alternative if it’s not the regular bus you know.
This is not just for Toyota Sienna; it also applies for other minivans like Nissan Quest and Honda Odyssey.


3. Hilux:

https://i65.tinypic.com/2a5hoo6.jpg

You’re a federal government official. You’re a driver if you’re in front driving it and you are the oga if you’re sitting at the back. This car also says you’re an Engineer or a construction worker. It says you need a very strong car to keep up with your work.


4. Toyota Camry Muscle / Avalon Ship/Lexus RX 330 and 350:

https://i67.tinypic.com/wwb711.jpg

On the good side, you’re a worker or business man that earns decently. You don’t struggle so much to survive. You fit in well in the economy.On the other side, you’re segun wire wire . You’re a yahoo boy who just hit his first million and needs a car to match your class and to show off.


5. . Gwagon/Range Rover:

https://i66.tinypic.com/2ldbplu.jpg

We are not talking about classic 1989 model G wagon or Range Rover. We are talking about the newer models with inexplicable luxury and sophisticated engineering.

Anybody driving these are regarded to be rich and has jaw in the society. He or she is not just a civil servant or an ordinary business man.
The owner is a politician, a musician, an artiste or a pastor.


6. Mercedes Benz:

https://i63.tinypic.com/15qsron.jpg

This category starts from 2010 model of any Benz. Be it C300, GLK 350, ML 350, C 350 etc.

one thing peculiar to the people driving these cars is that their car keys can’t be in their pocket, bag or purse. They like hooking it where eyes can see them.

In essence, they have this ego they want to uphold.


7. BMW:

https://i67.tinypic.com/2gv7ehl.jpg

You know about cars and that’s why you went for drivers car. Bimmer as it is fondly called tells that you have love for cars and you want something sporty, aggressive yet calm to drive.

It atimes do tell you’re a car guy and needs something suitable to drive.



8. Rolls Royce:

https://i68.tinypic.com/287zsw2.jpg

You’re simply a billionaire. You earn more than 6 figures monthly and you’re a tycoon in your business line. Rolls Royce says you’re on top of the game you play.

You’re a high ranking politician, footballer, pastor, businessman etc.

That’s where we gonna stop for now. PLEASE don’t take the post personal, it is just for fun.

Always Feel free to add yours using the comment section.

Please, what do you have to say about the cars for runs girls

https://autojosh.com/2018-what-car-you-drive-says-about-you/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

You omitted Lexus Es 300 and 330. Also Acura ZDX and MDX.

Successful Wire wire boiz.

I see myself inventing something that will be sold allover the world.

Elnino4ladies:
Pastors are scammers

All (99%) Nigerians are scammers, among them are clergy, police, FRSC, polithiefcians, Yahoo girls and Yahoo boiz.

The price of oil is rising globally.

It is expected. It is a usual swing from extreme econonic hardship to extreme prosperity for Nigeria.

The govt should stop wasting time on implementing a New Minimum Wage so that the positive breeze will get to the streets.


And end their borrowing spree.

sKeetz:
They steal and continiously rob it on our faces and yet we cant do nothing but rant, abuse each other on social media. We are nothing but cowards.

Nigeria is cursed... I cant wait to get out of this hell hole cum April.

There is so much money in this country.

Too much.

Megatrix:
Na wa o, I remember when this guy retire from football, e talk say e wan enter ministry so na the pastors dem dupe am last last

U mean they prophesy give am ?

If you don't apply your strength to positive actions, you will apply it to negative actions.

But one thing is sure, you must expend energy. And time.

I went to University. But I never knew what productivity meant till I went to on the job training. Doing positive things for yourself and your close pals.

So when I see people doing slay, I understand.

Yet knowledge doesn't finish. There is also business knowledge which many professionals don't have, even after many years on the job. That's street wisdom.

Also, there is spiritual knowledge. Where you know the next phase of your life.

Slay is meaningless.. Sweat is meaningful.

Sunofgod:
Unwise investment......

Funny.

Not when money flows like water.

Rubbish assertion.

Hinged on Niger Delta oil.

Yes, price of oil is increasing and will be high till 2021.

But when will Nigerians be free from the effects of the recession ?

When a new minimum wage is implemented. Say N42,000 minimum wage.

SalamRushdie:
Hmmmm so sad ..the sufferingunder this demonic govt na wa ..Nigerians are even washing pampers fir reuse now ..so sad

Nigerians don't know the meaning of Dogs and Baboons will soak in blood.

Uche Ogah is a bad ass Billionaire.

That guy is richer than all these stealing governors combined.

This can only be God.

That car is not brand new. N30m can import it from American car auction sites.

Yes, its bullet proof, its a common ride on most presidential fleets..

GEJ had it..

Stop following olosho.

Get married.

ripbubu:
Evil befalls every man and good befalls every man... Life is about grace if you have grace to succeed even the devil cannot stop you...

I like your first sentence.

If you have that grace, you will see the evil when its coming and stop it.

NovaCare:
Seriously? Nairaland has gone to the dogs! I can't believe that this trash made FrontPage!

Their are penile rings that help to maintain erection esp for males that have sexual dysfunction! There are aromatic oils that contains what is known as phenoromes that help stimulate and put one in the mood for a nice sexual encounter. There are scented candles to give your room an illumination to create a romantic atmosphere for sex. And some foolish Africans who are too brainwashed will say that those using it wants to steal your destiny?

Seriously, who did this to us?

You think successful people are just lucky ?

There is spiritual dimension.

Sparkle777:
This is a serious issue as per many ppl have hands laid on them. My fil once gave me money and I observed that I suddenly lost my ability to attract good fortunes like before. Many men of God have laid hands,now how do u differentiate them. From what u re saying, does it mean even some mog that we think are real aren't?
In ur opinion,who do u say are perfect and real mog? Also how does one recover their stolen destinies?

Many of them are envious just like the normal Street hustler.

They only smile with you if you are doling out money to them.