This thread is a funny thread sha. I never thought people's stupidity would crack me up this much.

KingSatan and godyss abeg tell me something about my self na.


I beg u. Infact 10k if u can

KingSatan:


I asked women to stay away....


I warned you.

This is not any kind of thread.

I am upset.

Don't do this again

lol u high af

Berlyn1:
lol u high af

For gross misconduct and your untamed tongue, I have placed my finger on your relationship.

You will see things turn sour in 48hrs

If care is not taken and you try to be that strong woman, you will be battered by the one you love.


Your next mensuration will flow for 5 days and it shall be very painful and abnormal.

I have spoken and so it shall be.

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KingSatan:


For gross misconduct and your untamed tongue, I have placed my finger on your relationship.

You will see things turn sour in 48hrs

If care is not taken and you try to be that strong woman, you will be battered by the one you love.


Your next mensuration will flow for 5 days and it shall be very painful and abnormal.

I have spoken and so it shall be.

Kai, you are stooopid sha!

KingSatan:


For gross misconduct and your untamed tongue, I have placed my finger on your relationship.

You will see things turn sour in 48hrs

If care is not taken and you try to be that strong woman, you will be battered by the one you love.


Your next mensuration will flow for 5 days and it shall be very painful and abnormal.

I have spoken and so it shall be.

lmao your god/juju/sense didn't tell u tat I haven't been in a relationship for like 3yrs now ode somebody don't goan look for job stay here and be confusing your destiny ...lol abnormal kill you there

Berlyn1:
lmao your god/juju/sense didn't tell u tat I haven't been in a relationship for like 3yrs now ode somebody don't goan look for job stay here and be confusing your destiny ...lol abnormal kill you there

Just as I said, you will see it happen. Mark my words.


You are not in a relationship and yet you aren't celibate.

I am not what you are used to. Your Punishment will be severe and the infection you cured the last time will return.

Lying like a toddler who was caught eating sugar.

You think this is a comedy show?

Your life will take a different shape from now and 48hrs will ring a bell.

You will get a call that madness have visited

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Goddyss:
Kingsatan, I need a favour which I know you will be eager to grant. I will like you to place a curse on someone for me..

Alright my good friend. Please make a wish

someone is just deluding himself, and we're applauding him, disgusting

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magni101:
This thread is simply hilarious
I've never laughed so hard. �

You can say that again! Honestly, this kingsatan is a clown. I have told him to find his way to entertainment industry as a comedian to raise money for his dieing parent.

Walai I’m following his thread because of his mumu, he is the last of his kind. I’m still waiting for him to dig well on my info online

This one is threatening people with misfortunes; those who enjoyed this life to the fullest, didn't they die? I'm not a mere man that you can sway with mind games. I know what you are up to because I once had dealings with your master. You claim to be god and still continue in aura building. You came as a merciful serpent and I later found out that you're out there to take advantage of humans.

The Supreme Being is my focus. I don't glory in material possessions.

Goddyss:


Someone swindled my hard-earned money, please find a suitable curse and place on him.

The other time you threatened to unleash the goetic demons on this Satan. Can't you visualise dark aura on your enemy again?

Goddyss:


Someone swindled my hard-earned money, please find a suitable curse and place on him.

And with sigils of intelligence, you should be able to do what you're asking satan to do for you.

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KingSatan:
There are powers beyond your physical eyes.


There are some-things you cant explain.

I will curse you to feel a rash sensation on your body for 3 minutes.

Its just a reminder that not only Humans use this platform.


Don't push too far.

She knows herself.

Lol demon that take Hennessy,Moet, Jack deniels. Don’t just forget that if you pass your boundary moderator will ban your ass.

Keep digging on people’s post to say stupid things about them. I’m sure you’re sti digging for my post to find more info which I can tell you boldly that you can’t find none except my faceless post on Nairaland. I dare you to tell me my home town as you told that other guy since you read most of those thing about him on his post and other platform.


Stvpid you satan hahaha. Abi you want to try guess my first name ? Or phone number or my type of phone.

That spirit of cracy wey Dey worry you, I want to know how far you have gone with it.

Goddyss:


Someone swindled my hard-earned money, please find a suitable curse and place on him.

His sufferings shall be multiplied by the amount he scammed you.


As he plans to board that plane, his sojourn abroad will be a thing of Joke. It shall never be beneficial.


He shall know no peace till his demise.

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Who is dis foolish king Satan. Idiot

KingSatan:



Just as I said, you will see it happen. Mark my words.


You are not in a relationship and yet you aren't celibate.

I am not what you are used to. Your Punishment will be severe and the infection you cured the last time will return.

Lying like a toddler who was caught eating sugar.

You think this is a comedy show?

Your life will take a different shape from now and 48hrs will ring a bell.

You will get a call that madness have visited

God forbid....

KingSatan:
I used to love a Woman Called Eve, though she was betrothed to a man called Adam.

I met this pretty lady while i was observing my routine (Road walks). Quite surprisingly, she knows nothing about Sexual intercourse and because i never wanted to take advantage of her (so i wont be accused of Rape). I gave her a mystic apple so she can acknowledge her unclothedness and probably grant me unrestricted access to her Vagina but instead she ran home and gave the apple to her ADAM. And they both acknowledged their unclothedness and had sexual intercourse. That was the only time i loved a woman and desired intimacy. Now i just use them to accomplish my depopulation mission. I give them all they need except brains.

That's my love story.



Any woman who comments will be be F3cked with a long rod tonight ================================>

It will pass through your Pussay to your oesophagus, and right out of your smelling mouths.

I told you, you’re a stvpid boy. You want to have sex without dick. Why are you contradicting yourself, in one of your mumu post you said you had no dick.

I just hope your family will quickly get a hold of you before you enter market like this. Hahaha

Sometimes you don't need to kill people with a sword. Tell them their weaknesses and watch them run mad on their own

KingSatan:
Sometimes you don't need to kill people with a sword. Tell them their weaknesses and watch them run mad on their own

Every matured person knows his or her weaknesses. No matured person will wait for a kid like you to tell them their weaknessses.

Get a life! Confused fellow

KingSatan:
I used to love a Woman Called Eve, though she was betrothed to a man called Adam.

I met this pretty lady while i was observing my routine (Road walks). Quite surprisingly, she knows nothing about Sexual intercourse and because i never wanted to take advantage of her (so i wont be accused of Rape). I gave her a mystic apple so she can acknowledge her unclothedness and probably grant me unrestricted access to her Vagina but instead she ran home and gave the apple to her ADAM. And they both acknowledged their unclothedness and had sexual intercourse. That was the only time i loved a woman and desired intimacy. Now i just use them to accomplish my depopulation mission. I give them all they need except brains.

That's my love story.



Any woman who comments will be be F3cked with a long rod tonight ================================>

It will pass through your Pussay to your oesophagus, and right out of your smelling mouths.

depressed nigga

funmisticqueen:
depressed nigga

Frustrated Feminist with Smelly Vagina.

Just because you think you are successful in your career doesn't mean you should talk anyhow.

You will never respect your boundaries till it comes hunting you. Everything is so important to you.

You were previously warned by your friend and Inlaw, but you have decided to turn deaf ears.

This same act will lead to your doom.


For i will show you a sign.

Before you administer that syringe, it will pierce your finger and you will be shocked when you realise that the patient is HIV positive and you won't have the Virus either.

That you will know i watch over you.

Very funny thread... Lol [color=#000099][/color]

Rosay15:
Very funny thread... Lol [color=#000099][/color]

Tao Roseline, there is a caveat on that post.

I believe you read it but still decided to disobey the rule.

How soon have you forgotten how messed up it had been in the past.

I took my hands away and now you feel you have arrived.

As the rain fell yesterday, it can still fall today.

If you think "You have found happily ever after, you could still loose it to same curse" .

Be warned

Sheyipengwu awu, Ma nyi oyisi awu.

KingSatan:


Tao Roseline, there is a caveat on that post.

I believe you read it but still decided to disobey the rule.

How soon have you forgotten how messed up it had been in the past.

I took my hands away and now you feel you have arrived.

As the rain fell yesterday, it can still fall today.

If you think "You have found happily ever after, you could still loose it to same curse" .

Be warned

Sheyipengwu awu, Ma nyi oyisi awu.

... Mr three in one abeg carry ur wahala commot oh cus u are just confused as ur post

Rosay15:
... Mr three in one abeg carry ur wahala commot oh cus u are just confused as ur post

And that was how i saw Kogi, Abuja and Nassarawa.

Rose, Don't let tears return.

It can return.

KingSatan:



And that was how i saw Kogi, Abuja and Nassarawa.

Rose, Don't let tears return.

It can return.

... What is dis one saying?, abegg.
Shey person no fit comment say ur post dey funny again?.. Nawa oh, o ma wa okay oh.