victorian:







Lol

Not all are unemployed nah, abi klenton?

Show some love o


Tomorrow is my b day.

Even you sef weyreypey, u unemployed? Na WA o

Drop phone number.

Ishilove:

I see you have edited your post to include the bolded. You are infatuated with me yet you're still asking me where to have your deek sucked.

There's a marked dissonance in the rythym of your poetry that suggests you're trolling me, and young man, I have zero patience for trolls.

The initial post was a joke, I wanted to see your reaction. Trolling is for losers. I have made my obsession public, what next? Can I PM you?

Ishilove:

Two packets of hungry man? You have quite an appetite!

May we never encounter men who are being flogged by the spirit of poverty of their father's house.

You can bliv anything. Rubbiish

lefulefu:
dont get married to a man wey dey selfish over food oo. A man wey go hala cos u chop two hungryman pack of indomie like victorian ex or a guy dat slaps u cos u fry four eggs ..those are endtime men.

Lol, real Endtime o

CarlosTheJackal:


I like Ishilove also for her writing style but not a fan of her person, she will be a good gossip partner though

.

weyreypey:


Drop phone number.

Pm me.

I will drop it thru mail.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He has to be an Alpha male with good sense of humor.
Family and God is everything to me so he should have same values.
I'm not tribalistic but Igbo would b ideal. He should be presentable, like he mustn't b the dark version of Aquaman. If u dream of being a dad soon, then good

Other attributes of a serious and focused male will b appreciated.
Virgin males plus those in their 20s should keep off please.

No time waster should bother, plus if u don't even know where u headed don't bother.

another waste off sperm

victorian:






Am telling u.


I then realise, why he's still single.

Too bad

what about why ur still single, all ur experiences with guyz have been nothing to write home about and u think its nothing to do with you?

to start with who finishes two packs of HUNGRY MAN indomie? even if u havnt eaten for 5 days, like seriously we are nt even talking about super pack bt hungry man pack...my dear u must be a disgusting fat glutton and in truth u need help

keep telling urself "after all how much is it" its nt about the many after all 4 cups of garri is 100 naira so that means u will finish it

a piece of adivise for u...no man want a glutton ( except maybe a fellow glutton) its disgusting and unlady like.

Elder0001:



Coco candy and pocohantas are not mates in any phase of life.

Cococandy is more successful than her
Richer and older than her in terms of age
Married to a sane man who understands women aren't slaves while it's the complete opposite for pocohantas who's in her early twenties

pocohantas has suffered sha, if you are reading this, I hope you change your ways and turn a new leaf.

pocohantas:
Op, I saw Acidosis viewing, send him a PM. As ednut1 no gree. The guys that are looking for wife are not these juveniles in this section o. They will just be commenting nonsense on your thread, that is all

Acidosis is taken, thank you

klenton:




what about why ur still single, all ur experiences with guyz have been nothing to write home about and u think its nothing to do with you?

to start with who finishes two packs of HUNGRY MAN indomie? like seriously we are nt even talking about super pack bt hungry man pack...my dear u must be a disgusting fat glutton and in truth u need help

keep telling urself "after all how much is it" its nt about the many after all 4 cups of garri is 100 naira so that means u will finish it

a piece of adivise for u...no man want a glutton ( except maybe a fellow glutton) its disgusting and unlady like.

Story.


No woman needs an end time douche bag like you.


Spits!

klenton:




what about why ur still single, all ur experiences with guyz have been nothing to write home about and u think its nothing to do with you?

to start with who finishes two packs of HUNGRY MAN indomie? like seriously we are nt even talking about super pack bt hungry man pack...my dear u must be a disgusting fat glutton and in truth u need help

keep telling urself "after all how much is it" its nt about the many after all 4 cups of garri is 100 naira so that means u will finish it

a piece of adivise for u...no man want a glutton ( except maybe a fellow glutton) its disgusting and unlady like.

A fat glutton that looks like a robust piglet, that's how she is.

Ishilove:

Just ignore them and keep doing what you do best. Their bullshit doesn't affect you, neither does it improve the quality of their own lives.

Heads up, the one-man schizo brigade has moved in. It's about to get ugly

Oh Ishi, 2018 has been a great year for me. I built friendships, changed jobs, met an adorable person. I hope it is same for them.

Ishilove:

I'm good dear. Taking each day as it comes. We've missed you here

On nairaland or this section? I be unknown entity here oh. lol. I don't have lovers/haters like you.

I need u too baby

Ishilove:

Acidosis is happily engaged

Pocohantas, you see this? Ishi and I are happily engaged :

Truth be told sha, her specs dey somehow abeg. The alpha male thing sounds like a woman beater. I prefer qualities like "a gentleman, humble, God fearing, etc."

OP is not my type.

Oyindidi:
What's all this? Poco be like one cool girl to be with, most of una need her attention. Start by following her and be her friend already.

No way! have you even met her offline?

I just see a mannerles frustrated girl with ego as big as her head.

pocohantas:



I am not like my mother...

Mechionu there! how can you say you are not like your mother? abi no be the same trailer carry una?

Sad girl, may God heal you fast!!!

Acidosis:


Pocohantas, you see this? Ishi and I are happily engaged :

Truth be told sha, her specs dey somehow abeg. The alpha male thing sounds like a woman beater. I prefer qualities like "a gentleman, humble, God fearing, etc."

OP is not my type.

Lmao, alpha male are tough men. Those ones that can't be bent by women. We have an overflow of them in this section.

If she changes it to those qualities you like, will you reconsider?

ositadima1:


The initial post was a joke, I wanted to see your reaction. Trolling is for losers. I have made my obsession public, what next? Can I PM you?

No please. You're a fearful character with an unhealthy obsession with his nose.

Ishilove:
There are a lot of great guys on this forum. Hopefully one of the sensible ones will contact the OP.

Op, take note of the lousy ones who will run their mouths here but still slide into your inbox like worms. They have nothing to offer and are more likely than not looking for punna to chop.

like worms.

u get mouth

pocohantas:


Oh Ishi, 2018 has been a great year for me. I built friendships, changed jobs, met an adorable person. I hope it is same for them.

keep quiet. na person we no know your type of somebody go de take you serious. you be no 1 bitter and pretentious woman for dis world

just make noise now you go see how elder0001 / elderlucifer go release dat your nude photo. but i know say him de mad and pretend like you too

pocohantas:


Oh Ishi, 2018 has been a great year for me. I built friendships, changed jobs, met an adorable person. I hope it is same for them.

congrats.

pocohantas:


Oh Ishi, 2018 has been a great year for me. I built friendships, changed jobs, met an adorable person. I hope it is same for them.

I doubt that. If life was great for them, they wouldn't be online haranguing a female that doesn't give a flying fvck about them and their shitty opinions.

lefulefu:
dont get married to a man wey dey selfish over food oo. A man wey go hala cos u chop two hungryman pack of indomie like victorian ex or a guy dat slaps u cos u fry four eggs ..those are endtime men.

Lol. Trust me naa.

victorian:











Have heard.
Thank you.


Yea Before I forget

Tomorrow is my B-Day ! am celebrating in church.


Show some love, my fellow nairalanders. Lemme have a different mindset about guys..

Access bank 0031055321.


Show some love o!

hbd sis

victorian:









Lol, real Endtime o

some ppl can be crazy around food. Did u not read about two brothers who stabbed themselves over a plate of rice on christmas day in bayelsa state.

FortifiedCity:
Ada Owerri, choose wha you believe with that lady, she can lie

Lol. I prefer to work and I like hardworking people, irrespective of gender.

highpriestess:
Lol. Trust me naa.

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klenton:




what about why ur still single, all ur experiences with guyz have been nothing to write home about and u think its nothing to do with you?

to start with who finishes two packs of HUNGRY MAN indomie? even if u havnt eaten for 5 days, like seriously we are nt even talking about super pack bt hungry man pack...my dear u must be a disgusting fat glutton and in truth u need help

keep telling urself "after all how much is it" its nt about the many after all 4 cups of garri is 100 naira so that means u will finish it

a piece of adivise for u...no man want a glutton ( except maybe a fellow glutton) its disgusting and unlady like.

Bros no let me laugh abeg. Finish two hungry man fear come catch the bros.

Omoluabi16:
On nairaland or this section? I be unknown entity here oh. lol. I don't have lovers/haters like you.

If you were more outspoken, you'd have haters/lovers too