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The king of Clay does it again. This man is indestructible on the red dirt.

beats Federer 7-5, 7-5 despite trailing 0-4 in the second set.

Cadet:
Fimisile na, haba. Just because I did it on top of a car and you did it in the forest does not mean am fantasizing. I'll tell you the whole story, move by move, touch by touch, kiss by kiss, If I want to, but am not   Don't tempt me

damn! dont make me think naughty thots on a sunday morning.

Cadet:
sharrrap!!! You weren't there, so you can't know  

a little fantasizing isnt bad.  

ibkaye:
my goodness i am not a baby o, hehe besides, i am going to do the 'gbish gbish' sooner or later so why not get tips  

its easy to spot the naive ones. They couch "sex" in ridiculous names like gbish gbish.

oziomatv:
I wonder the nature of the car after the show.

dont believe a word she says.
She's probably feeling Hot at the moment.

leave ibkaye alone now, she's just trying to learn as much as she can now for the future.

its not always true. Most times women show "too much love" by being unreasonably possessive. Men want an independent life too and dont need you around them 24/7.

Cadet:
I tried it twice   Mehnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Sleep still dey ur eyes.  

Try it in a cramped space . . . uhm.

na wa o. una still dey debate this issue?
Anyone tried a public park yet?

that woman is really fine. wow!

Up chelsea!

buy your coffee here . . . Z$200m only.

This defeat filled me with joy today.

life is all about risk management. You try it doesnt work, try again . . . someday you'll hit pay dirt. Its the same with women . . . chin up guys!

j-girl:
4him, i'm guessing you're in love right now. You haven't been jilted like the other dudes, that's why you're so happy with women. it's good to know that one man doesn't hate us as much. . . .

na backseat love dey at the moment. If you've experienced love before though only an idiot will refuse to try it again.

No other feeling beats the knowledge that someone somewhere cares for you deeply. Your sleep is sweeter at night, perhaps the broken hearted fellows here shld try again . . . better luck next time.  

Cadet:
David. Tani young'n. You hungry again? I heard hunger makes people. . .

were you on this thread too?

chill uspry1, i certainly wasnt refering to you. 
The guilty parties who are merely speaking from hearsay know themselves.

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Glory and honour - Acappella

When I'm there with You in heaven
What a wondrous joy will be
Gathered with the angel chorus
Standing by the glassy sea
Such a thought is hard to fathom
In the presence of my King
And with countless ones forgiven
Gathered round the throne to sing

Glory and honor, worthy is the Lamb
Glory and honor, worthy is the Lamb

Mortal words cannot express it
All the ways you reign supreme
Even death can’t hold the vastness
Nor approach this awesome theme
You are God and to Your glory
We will worship and abide
In Your presence there forever
We’ll be happy to reside

Glory and honor, worthy is the Lamb
Glory and honor, worthy is the Lamb

Worthy is the lamb
Worthy is the lamb

women are 150% worth it. You just need to find the right one for you. I cant imagine life without a woman . . .

ariblaze, try it standing with the woman backing the wall . . . that your bed thingy under the sheets is the epitome of boredom.  
no more details, i'll wait till the young 'uns have gone to bed.

jennykadry:
lol how do u mean

everybody dey talk "my favorite place is . . . ", most of their answers are based on what they've heard from friends or watched on Tv.

Q: Do you wear clothes in Africa?
A: No
Q: then why are you wearing one now?
A: i suddenly realised you people wont understand so i bought this at the airport.

Q: Do you have telephones in Africa?
A: No
Q: then how do you recieve our new yr calls?
A: We climb the pole and place our ears close to the cables.

Q: do lions roam your streets?
A: Yes
Q: dont they bite you?
A: no, we've domesticated them. They only bite foreigners like you.

Q: you look african.
A: Funny, because i'm much better looking than you.

The above are real conversations that took place.

half the contributors here probably dont have mates.  

i'm reserving my precious one vote, the competition hasnt started until i see some contestants.