₦airaland Forum

This is clay not hard court. You'd need to be at your very best to beat Nadal here.
Breaks Ferrer 3 times to take the second set 7-5.
Good but tense game.

Nadal vs Ferrer - I dont like Ferrer, he's a grinder and Nadal always loses to such guys especially on hard courts.
6-1, 6-5 to Nadal at present, Ferrer serving to stay alive.

you're fired!

nwam sly where dem dey? i don look tire i no see anybody o.

LadyT, i will hold the contents of my list close to my chest.

the list here is a joke. those i consider the 5 most beautiful ladies on nairaland are not even anywhere near that list.'
ah perhaps its the most beautiful lady in the jokes section.

jennykadry:
then did u mention jenny,accusing me of eating lassiefaire up

a figure of expression eh.

Let me now officially declare my own "hi" to you.

jennykadry:
bia 4him,its like you're now d mouth piece of lassiefaire did lassiefaire tell u i ate him up

bia easy. i didnt even say hi.

jenny take am easy. see why the average nigerian male is always skeptical about approaching a nigerian female. u practically ate laissefaire up.

Sorry Lamps.
God keep your family.

shuaibu's appointment in itself is a joke.

If you use the ewa oloyin u need soak for about an hour or 2. that one is easier to skin than those miserable thin beans.

if you blend in enough tatase your moi moi will be very red too.
Sardine is part of what makes the moi moi tasty eh.

tomato puree in moi moi?

pku:
lots of tatase - Large red pepper, lots of ground crayfish, cornbeef, lots of sardines. when mixed properly with all the other regular ingredients will give u what you will never forget as per satisfaction. have fun.

Cornbeef in moi moi is just argh.
Sardines is fine, or i add boiled liver chopped instead.
The tatase is a good addition or ground pepper if you dont have.

~Lady~:
LOLOLOLOLOL OOOOHHHH SOOOO LOUD AT IGNORANCE.

your own ignorance?

RichyBlack,
Roosevelt did not leave the US for unscheduled visits to his doctors in Germany while Pearl Harbour was imploding.

Kobojunkie:
Yeah, This is good. The man was Governor for 8 years in Katsina and because he himself had kidney dialysis, he built a kidney dialysis center in Katsina. So, the people who have heart problems, leprosy, other diseases, all needed to wait for him to get hit with the same before he would feel it necessary to built centers that would actually handle other cases at the same level at least? hhmmmmm

Lets just hope the next president has heart disease, we might get the cardiac facilities in LUTH upgraded then.

deor03:
That is it. The president does not do the day to day governance of the country

so he's free to go on extended holidays?

deor03:
So being down for less than one week in one year is a big deal. You guys are not real.  We have a constitution and electoral act  yeah, and there is NO part of the constitution that bars him from contesting for presidency.

Former prime minister of isreal was in coma for how long before he was replaced?

sharon did not plan to be in a coma when he was campaigning for presidency.
Yar Adua KNEW he was compromised healthwise and refused to do the honorable thing and step down.

deor03:
@4him

I thought you are talking about developed countries. How came his fundermantal human right to vote and be voted for will talen from him by NOT ALLOWING to contest.

The present governor of NY is blind mind you. The present president of Ukraine ( i think Yuvshenko but not sure) contested and won the presidential election as a sick man.

If he has the mental capacity to rule why NOT!!. His mental state is the most important. People like you SEE this things only when it happens in Nigeria.

Nonsense and bollocks! How many times has the Gov of NY taken unscheduled time off work to go see an eye doctor in China?
Ever heard of Yuvshenko shuttling between Kiev and his hospital in Spain?

Bros, it is a disgrace that out of 150m Nigerians all we could find was an ailing man to lead one of Africa's most troubled nations.
Lets be serious, what if the doctors recommend 5 weeks bed rest for him? We'd suspend governance?

Kobojunkie:
But here is the question, How long has he actually know of his having this illness?? Did he sit on top of Katsina for 8 years knowing of this?? Was this the reason why he did not accomplish much there?? If the answer is yes, why did he believe that moving on to become president would work better for the Nigerian people then

At least he knew right from the "hello Umoru speaking" charade.

deor03:
@ 4him

The fact that the man is ill does not make him invalid. That is an irresponsible statement

O boy, in developed countries a man with an incurable ailment wont be allowed to even stand for elections. For how long is government going to hang in limbo while we wait on Mr President in the intensive care unit?
Are we being governed by German doctors in disguise?

A president who was on his sick bed while his mates were vigorously campaigning? Such laughable charades are only possible in Nigeria.

If McCain dared end up in hospital today for anything longer than 2 days he may as well kiss his campaign goodbye. Those are nations that are serious about whom they entrust the leadership of their nation to.

Only in Nigeria are invalids foisted on us as president.

the above joke is so funny!!! i'll print it out for a couple of people.

3 bags of rice this weekend, where's that my jotter?

imhotep:
Neither is 'Trinity' which you defend so strongly. Please reject it.

i have nothing to do with the doctrine of trinity, i simply hold on to the teachings of Christ . . . one God in three manifestations, call it whatever you like.

imhotep:
This is precisely what they all thought when they were mis-interpreting Revelations.

Rev 17. The doom of the RCC is sealed.

imhotep:
Apostle paul was LONG DEAD as at when Trinity was defined and defended. Go and study.

But Paul, Peter, Phillip, James and co understood the mystery of the Godhead, taught and wrote about it . . . they didnt need your cult to "define and defend" it for them.

Pls stop perpetuating more blasphemy, Christ did not need you to fight for Him as He was led to the cross . . . He NEVER instituted a body to "define" His teachings after His ascension, rather He promised to send the Holy Spirit to - John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.

When did the catholic church usurp the position of the Holy Spirit?

imhotep:
But the violence was started by USA. Saddam was captured and handed over to his enemies by USA. Now you come and preach a corrupted bible to Catholics and M'uslims.

You missed the 8yr violence between Iran and Iraq that claimed over a million lives.

See the issues you've been dodging for so long:

“We declare, state, define and pronounce that for every human creature to be subject to the Roman pope is altogether necessary for salvation” (Caper, The Church in History).

When did every human creature become subject to the pope as a criteria for salvation? Where is that in your bible? the 7 books martin luther removed?

Who made the pope infallible? Who makes the pope as God?

Dear, this is simply a replay of the FIRST REBELLION when Satan wanted to make himself as God.

imhotep:
Do you propose to drop an atomic bomb on m'uslims? Like your protestants in USA?

If they threaten us then bomb them away. A mus'lim nearly killed Pope John Paul II, mus'lims it was who demanded Pope Benedict be killed for a 14th century quote, perhaps he shld go live in Iraq and see oh what peace his fellow travellers in the boat of doom pretend to have.

imhotep:
And you accuse catholics of not reading the bible!!

no i accuse them rightly of heresy. Purgatory is not in the bible neither is vicarius filli dei.

imhotep:
Check your history. ALL those that have tried to interpret Revelations have failed woefully.

Not this time. The destruction of that false prophet you call a pope is round the corner.

imhotep:
Please check here =>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity . Stop being ignorant of history. Yes, the Holy Spirit, with the Catholic Church defined and defended the Trinity and the Hypostatic union of Christ.

Paul the apostle did not need Wikipedia to remind him that the catholics "defined and defended" the truth he preached and died for. Unlearned fishermen like Peter preached Christ crucified, they did it by the help of the Holy Spirit and not those charlatans who think colorful robes is the way to heaven.

imhotep:
If the killing of over 800,000 iraqis is not destruction, then what is it? Please tell me.

90% have been killed by mus'lim on mus'lim violence. Read the papers, the suicide bombers are not american troops in disguise.

Jackal.:
@ Doyin13,

2 of the best managers in Europe have CONSPIRED to produce the dullest, crappiest, most useless semi final game in the history of the UCL.
What was Ferguson thinking? Rooney and Tevez were just wasted. . . . . He should have kept em on the bench.
There was no point playing em at all in a game of this magnitude. . . . Why not play 10 defenders for 90 minutes?

Rijkaard on his part was also shambolic.
One expects a side playing at HOME to add some urgency to their game. . . . It was like they were just happy to keep the ball.
No sense of urgency or ambition to force a goal. . . . .The whole game was just all talk-no show.
Bleep the 2 gaffers for coming out with such senseless approach.

I would blame Fergie for putting 10 men behind the ball. Man U had 2 shots on goal for 90mins, that is a shame.

Dont hide under the banner of Rijkaard's team, at least they forced the match. I'd be more worried about Man U's crap performance for all their noise making.

imhotep:
Good.
Pope Urban II declared war on the invading m'uslims in 1095 AD. See => http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Urban_II.

Pope Pius V fought wars with invading m'uslims in 1571. See => http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Pius_V

These crusades/wars helped stop the violent spread of The Great Religion. They preserved Christianity - even the Christianity of those who now attack the Popes!!! Bigger Hypocrisy.

the same popes who fed christians to lions, shed their blood in thousands and sent them to dungeons and catacombs? The same popes who put jews to the sword now claim to have "defended christianity"?

imhotep:
Really??
You did not quote this for me, like you used to ->

Rev 22:19

and that book of prophecy was clearly specified to be the catholic bible?

[size=14pt]catechism 841
The Church's relationship with the Mus'lims. "The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Mus'lims; these profess to hold the faith of Abraham, and together with us they adore the one, merciful god, mankind's judge on the last day."[330][/size]

This is the very definition of CONFUSION and STRONG DELUSION.

How can mus'lims be part of the plan of salvation when they DENY the very foundation of that salvation (the death on the cross)?

How can they, who deny the LORDSHIP OF JESUS (calling Him but a prophet), be one with catholics who with their lips profess to worship Christ?

imhotep:
ALL can see that 7 books are missing, except you. How blind do you want to be?

would i go to hell if i only got born again at 70 and thus didnt have the chance to read the books of Daniel?

imhotep:
Stop misquoting the beautiful book of revelations.

Rev 17. Read it, open ur eyes.

imhotep:
Catholics defined and defended the Trinity and the hypostatic union of Christ beautifully.

That is the job of the Holy Spirit. The early apostles did a fine job, they didnt need catholics to "define" their faith and defend it for them.

imhotep:
And the protestants in America are doing a beautiful job of destroying the m'uslims in the middle east. Not so?

Is Dick Cheney a protestant? Are they actually "destroying mus'lims in the middle east" or u're now buying into arab propaganda?