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PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? by 4llerbe(m): 4:11pm On Aug 08, 2011
omo, u need to talk to the guy who made the .zip to write write a script that u will run to remove it.
i hope u have script manager installed as a self respecting geek tongue tongue tongue

else, open up the script look for the install script, note the files that were added, open up root explorer (which i also hope u have huh huh huh) go into the various locations and delete. BUT NOTE THAT UNLESS NO SYSTEM FILES WERE MODDED BY THE .ZIP, U WILL BRICK THE INSTALL grin grin grin grin grin Laff maniacally.

or if u made a backup before flashing (which u surely mus have else u will chop cane) then just restore your back up. chikena.


me always prefer getting a uninstall script. ask whoever posted the .zip to post a script to remove it

so ur options are 1 or 3. 2 is at your own risk cool cool cool cool
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? by 4llerbe(m): 3:49pm On Aug 08, 2011
if i get banned fot this one again i will break someone's head on this NL, mcheew.

ehen, sori jare, as i was saying here is a link to a native java midp emulator for android. fully working.
you need to be rooted and have clockworkmod recovery or xrec installed. its in a flashable .zip file.

apply as appropriate (dont think i should start explaining how to flash a zip file). if u dont know how, then this is probably not for u till u root your fone and get into to the flashing game.

link: http://forum.xda-developers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=668332&d=1311817320



then again, i recently stumbled on a super paid app for locating satellites. so if u into FTA and those type of stuff, i suggest u invest your 7 dollars on this app called dishpointer. it will save u all those questions and hours looking to nab sats and TPs

im serious, it works.

i promise not to promote underg runs anymore so sorry, i can't provide u where u can nab it on the lam. but if u know how to fish, its easy peasy grin grin grin grin

if u install it and it seems not to be working tell me, i will tell u how to give it a hardon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by 4llerbe(m): 3:33pm On Aug 08, 2011
oxencart-chamberpot having a medical?  scoffs, walcott part 2 minus speed.

i also hear gabby l'obatan is having a medical at newcastle.   after all the bull-c-rap and rubbish we had to endure over this ones signing by manure ass lickers, its downright amusing,
PhonesRe: Ebuddy Xms : The Latest I.m In Town by 4llerbe(m): 4:03pm On Aug 05, 2011
the issue with this things is not using it, but getting people to adopt it.
and there is nothing wrong with watsapp anyway.

lets install and see sha. but whatsapp data consumption is absolutely lovely. after a full month of active, extended usage i was reading like 1 mb .

lets see xms
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? by 4llerbe(m): 3:30pm On Aug 05, 2011
firstly, some one should tell the NL overlords to unban my account.

its been 4 days now. all i did was post a long list of android apps, NOT LINKS, and i got banned.

all this lazy ywetches that are now Mods on NL sef. mcheew.


@lynx, i see u have caught this rom flashing bug.

i was too, but i have chilled a bit now. havent flashed a rom in a week plus. am on stock GB.

im customising my own rom from stock to my tastes, freezing all those useless apps, removing some.
flashing features and modifying stuff. installing scripts. the kinda stuff that gets aggregated into roms.

when i arrive at a pleasing point i will back up my rom and also upload it as a flashable zip and call it some fancy name wink wink wink


enough of the roms, for now. at a point i was pretty sure at the rate i was going the fone would give up grin grin grin grin grin

anyway, @ Azanor, i dunno if same applies to all phones but normally, you cant even update rooted roms, unless you go back to stock.
anyway, yes the update will remove the root access you have. Just chill a bit and ensure that the new update has a root exploit so you can root it, and generally just chill and confirm if there are no issues with the update first. at times all those updates bring regressions.
don't be the guinea pig
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 6:12am On Dec 26, 2010
mery xmas everybody

i mtink the ish is we not gettingh new users, meaning we not preaching the open source gospel!!

without new users with issues, its inevitable to have a lull

make a new year resolution everyone, to get 1 new convert for everymonth of the new year. simple
PhonesRe: The Samsung Users Thread by 4llerbe(m): 5:55am On Dec 26, 2010
for games and apps;

apps i can show how to hack, (simple mod really) to make dem fullscreen, touch and landscape compatible.

games not really cos games are usually specifically built to a resolution and orientation. however i have tried to get some that i have already modded to suit the fone or are built for the fone

grap a rar of them from my plunder page too. j7ust 15MB, contains very useful apps and games i assure u, fully compatible with the fone.


to mod an app, try to get a full touch screen version, like maybe for s60v5, or just the A87 itself, its actually well supported.

when u get the .jar, try to grab the .jad too, or just make a jad urself with the jad maker.

open up that .jad with notepad. i uaually prefer notepad++ for this ish, but notepad will do, just dont be too inventive with it, if u know what i mean.

now to make the app or game use landscape mode and touch compatible, add the following lines to the jad. ands save. (not save as o, just save)

MIDlet-Touch-Support: True
MIDlet-ScreenMode: Rotate

then do ur install thingy. voila
PhonesRe: The Samsung Users Thread by 4llerbe(m): 5:39am On Dec 26, 2010
hello, please release my main acct, 4llerbuntu

the posts i made with it are the same with the one made with this username that has been freed


to use any MP3 ot .AAC as your ringtone:

the fone has the dumbest restriction known to man, restricting ringtone size to 300kb

u simply remedy that by looking for an mp3 of ur own that fits the 3ookb thingy. choose it as ur ringtone.

now using blueftp or Tkfe. navigate around to the folder u have that mp3 stored. note the name, then delete it.

navigate to the mp3 u wanna use (any size), rename it into the exact same name as the previous one u just deleted, the copy it into the place the old one deleted was. chikena

exit whatever u using, though i presume blueftp by now, i really cant imagine why u shld still be tied to the pc.

buzz ur fone, and the sweet souunds ring out.

to change it anytime, just follow the same proces using any file u want.


check my plunder page, folabiklan for the needed apps.
PhonesAny Video Player For Java Phones? by 4llerbe(op): 2:15pm On Dec 25, 2010
is there a video player for java phones or rather one written in java?
ComputersRe: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots v2 by 4llerbe(m): 1:24pm On Dec 25, 2010
merry xmas.

tol ya dis hols am gonna kick azz, if only i could stat sober long enuf man, grin grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: The Occultic Video (with Pics) by 4llerbe(m): 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2010
hmmn, well i just wanna ask, this one that you are particularly well informed about all these supposed occult things, and you are doing your best to inform the nairaland crowd about them, is this you idea of how to get new members or raise awareness for the whatever name it is you call them this time?


what precisely is the point? i'm just curious,

cuz from im standing, its either you simply want cheap popularity as the "illuminati" guy (which i believe is the case);

or you are simply deluded and your mind overwhelmed with this fantastic theories of yours (which would be unfortunate)

or simply that you are running an awareness program for whatever it is you are trying to sell with reverse psychology



either which way, your ultimate point ishuh

is it that we stop watching tv and listening to music, or we avoid those artistes which you graciously point out to us as being occult, or you have your own recommendations for us to watch and listen. . . . . .

i just wanna know "mr illuminati"

NB: this is a classic example of what too much spare time and an active, fevered indolent mind can cause an individual anyways grin grin grin grin
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Get Your Star Tv Decoder And Watch 40 Cable Channels by 4llerbe(m): 3:58pm On Nov 09, 2010
aiight, no ish, no hard feelings. accept my apologies too


AND TO ALL. I AM NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A STAFF OF STARTIMES, I AM NOT A DEALER, I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM ANYMORE THAN I LIKE ANY OTHER TV STATION, which is not a lot anyway!

they are opportunists, with a lot of gulf to meet up with in terms of their offerings too. but i just accept them for what they are! and i really don't support de-marketing!

i used to defend HITV too anyway, and man HITV had it real bad on nairaland!! grin grin grin grin grin they betrayed me and got greedy though!

anyways, one needs to realise a lot of pple on the sat board are actually FTA installers, they have it in for anyone encroaching on their potential market grin grin grin grin grin
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Get Your Star Tv Decoder And Watch 40 Cable Channels by 4llerbe(m): 6:27pm On Nov 08, 2010
Lucky4real28:
@agitator do u remember the formal free to air cable that has lots of interesting channels like mbc2,mbc4,mctv,eagle,channel 0,eurosport,mtv base,cartoon network,nickelodeon,discovery channel and lot more,compared to startimes paytv, i have dump my startimes and presently using FTA, I can watch champions league,europa cup,bundlesliga,and some premier league matches.  I dont want anybody to be deceived by startimes but if u are interested in 1940 movie then congrat startimes would suit you!
cest fini!!, so why have u been whining?

do i look like a startimes seller or staff?

there are hundreds of pple on this site who use FTA or DSTV etc, the difference btw you and them is they don't whine like a spoilt brat. you have abandoned the thing as its not good enuf for you, chikena. which one come be to dey disturb thread for NL with useless, asinine comments, like your whining is what will run them out of business?

agitator:
This is a classic example of "cutting your nose to spit your face."
which one is cutting nose? if you cannot see beyond ur nose and be objective about these things you will be better off keeping quiet about it. you think i am some loyal avid tv watcher? i will tell you what is crap and what is not!

startimes is not the best thing in the TV business, sure.  but even more stewpid is going all out to bash them in public forums.
you have a choice, exercise that choice, life goes on.

moreover, they advertised these thing, clearly stating the stations they intend to show, if you were mumu enuf to carry your money to buy it, why are you now looking for sympathy online? are you going to claim they scammed you?


anyway its just the vogue on NL, once upon a time it was HITV being bashed, dem come una house come beg una to buy?

bottomline is when you dont like them vote with your money and subscription or lack of it, not by coming here to be posting rubbish in the name of de-marketing. many have come before them that have gone under like that, no be bad belle make dem go under na market forces. all the bad belle in the world wont kill the coy, ur lack of subscription will!!

you have options, choose instead of whining like a woman suffering menopausal symptoms
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Get Your Star Tv Decoder And Watch 40 Cable Channels by 4llerbe(m): 6:26pm On Nov 08, 2010
Lucky4real28:
@agitator do u remember the formal free to air cable that has lots of interesting channels like mbc2,mbc4,mctv,eagle,channel 0,eurosport,mtv base,cartoon network,nickelodeon,discovery channel and lot more,compared to startimes paytv, i have dump my startimes and presently using FTA, I can watch champions league,europa cup,bundlesliga,and some premier league matches. I dont want anybody to be deceived by startimes but if u are interested in 1940 movie then congrat startimes would suit you!
cest fini!!, so why have u been whining?

do i look like a startimes seller or staff?

there are hundreds of pple on this site who use FTA or DSTV etc, the difference btw you and them is they don't whine like a spoilt brat. you have abandoned the thing as its not good enuf for you, chikena. which one come be to dey disturb thread for NL with useless, asinine comments, like your whining is what will run them out of business?

agitator:
This is a classic example of "cutting your nose to spit your face."
which one is cutting nose? if you cannot see beyond ur nose and be objective about these things you will be better off keeping quiet about it. you think i am some loyal avid tv watcher? i will tell you what is crap and what is not!

startimes is not the best thing in the TV business, sure. but even more stewpid is going all out to bash them in public forums.
you have a choice, exercise that choice, life goes on.

moreover, they advertised these thing, clearly stating the stations they intend to show, if you were mumu enuf to carry your money to buy it, why are you now looking for sympathy online? are you going to claim they scammed you?


anyway its just the vogue on NL, once upon a time it was HITV being bashed, dem come una house come beg una to buy?

bottomline is when you dont like them vote with your money and subscription or lack of it, not by coming here to be posting rubbish in the name of de-marketing. many have come before them that have gone under like that, no be bad belle make dem go under na market forces. all the bad belle in the world wont kill the coy, ur lack of subscription will!!

you have options, choose instead of whining like a woman suffering menopausal symptoms
ComputersRe: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots v2 by 4llerbe(m): 5:55pm On Nov 08, 2010
i can testify to that mando, kaduna screenie, the mtn network there ehn, i neva see!!!

plus e be like say obody dey browse there, the speeds u get in that place, na DIE!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by 4llerbe(m): 5:35pm On Nov 05, 2010
up totoham!!!!!
GamingRe: Need For Speed Hot Pursuit by 4llerbe(m): 5:23pm On Nov 05, 2010
demo? i have this game for pc nah huh huh huh huh huh and nor be demo
abi na which one be hot pursuit, no be the one with many nice cars? wen police go dey chase you for the career mode?

been trying to figure out why i always lose the last few meters of the race when i comfortably dust the magas the whole way grin grin grin grin grin
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Get Your Star Tv Decoder And Watch 40 Cable Channels by 4llerbe(m): 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2010
2legit2qt:
@4ller
Reading thru the post am surprised abt your comments on STARTIMES. Eh! don't tell me you're ALSO nailing STARTIMES' backside. grin grin grin
u pple are always missing the point.

im not a fan of any TV thingy, i hardly watch the damn things sef, i just take exception to this holier than thou, smarter than thou approach you pple have here on this board.
besides, if you choose to not be so blinded by your love for freebies you would understand why some of this stuff like startimes can actually make sense for some pple.

that said, as a person who uses the product i would not mind maximising my gain, besides whats the point to 100 channels when only 15 are useful (same applies to FTA anyway)
startimes should remove the useless stations jare, no need for them, nobody watches them.
personally i only watch MTV Base and lately Bollywood TV maybe like weekends, the cartoon stations do just fine for the Kid, everyone is happy. chikena

that said, the Bollywood station is quite useful at weekends, i never knew indians had stepped up their comic abilities, the movies always have seriously funny scenes! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by 4llerbe(m): 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2010
still waiting for the "NB52 is the new pele" group to tell us what they thought about NB52's stellar performance yesterday!

hmmn, 1 beautiful curler and the new pele was born, now that the real slim shady is standing up, i'd like to hear the "its just one game" comments! tongue tongue

is this not what we have been seeing from him in the last 3 yrs?


@ DK, i see you are not delusional today tongue tongue you simply have issues with mental co-ordination as usual grin grin
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Lousy Cook by 4llerbe(m): 2:26pm On Nov 04, 2010
please if you are a parent, endeavor to make sure your children, [b]both male [/b]and female, learn the basics of cooking!!!
even if you have 10 cooks, compel them to learn!!! its a skill that can only add value to them even if they will not use it in their circumstance
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@ poster, you broke the first rule: HOW ON EARTH WOULD YOU GO MARRY SOMEONE WHO IS INADEQUATE FOR YOUR PERSON!
there are men, like some here who think that they don't require their wife to cook. fine they can marry one who can't!      not someone in your position!


you see marriage is not about the "love" (whatever that means to you) only. its about lots of other compatibility issues like this!!
a man who marries a double left-handed woman had better be rich enough to employ a cook, or be prepared to eat outside the home all the time.  and buy fast food for visitors too.



how typical, the women must justify the situation naw. including the equally inadequate ones AND THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY CAN COOK AND WOULD DARE NOT MESS UP ON THAT PERSPECTIVE IN THEIR MARRIAGES!!!   they will all open mouth here to cheer the babe on.
so the man now has to be the one to encourage the wife to learn! the wife is not intelligent enough to know that her cooking is bad and take steps to improve on her own!?



@ poster, my advice to you is to candidly tell this woman:

1. APOLOGISE FOR MISLEADING HER ALL THE WHILE BY MARRYING HER AND KEEPING QUIET ABOUT SUCH A MAJOR FAILING. if you spoke out during courtship and compelled her to learn it would have been better!!!
2. her cooking is bad
3. you cant stand it anymore
4. you circumstance dictates that the kind of wife you need should be able to cook decent meals for you. your meals at home is VERY IMPORTANT GIVEN THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO EAT ALL DAY!
5. she should try to go improve on it, she can try her mom for lessons unless her mom is equally useless anyway. schools can also be an option (pls bankroll the fees o!)

see if you cannot tell your wife simple home truths like this, then your marriage has very bad foundations and is very deficient. clearly your compatibility issues are glaring! your wife dey throw tantrums if you criticise and you dey fear? na wah o



Otherwise, which would be my better advice grin grin grin grin, is get someone who can cook to come into your home, call her any name, cook, house help, whatever,
seeing that your meals are important to you and are paramount, it will only be a matter of time before water find him level, and you "acquire" her as a second wife. that time your advisers here will be the ones calmly advising your wife to move out.   then you end up with a new wife who can cook, the other one goes back to her moms house to go and be eating MR BIGGS, EVERYBODY IS HAPPY!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


everyone has different requirements in a spouse, some simply want a bed-nician without more, some simply want a dress-up doll, etc etc.
a man should make up his mind on what is important to you and dont compromise on those attributes, any other attributes can be compromised.
if you need a caregiver/home maker, dont go marrying a bimbo simply because she gives good head and is easy on the eyes, na wife no be girlfriend


all these "i love you after se-x induced brain-chemicals rush" marriages sef huh huh huh huh
PhonesRe: Nokia 5330 Mobile Tv Edition(opinions) by 4llerbe(m): 5:42pm On Apr 26, 2010
its still free for naw till 2011

subscription is planned for 1,500 per month

op mtn wont get greedy again, na that one dey tire me for dem, once them see say una buy plenty, they start misbehaving
PhonesRe: Chinese Ipad Running Windows 7 by 4llerbe(m): 5:37pm On Apr 26, 2010
Dual Core:
I love our china brothers. Make them open branch for Aba.

How much is this thing going? I dont see it as chinko, I see it as something better than the iPad cuz it runs my "home" OS. grin
I go buy as long as the processor and harddrive are not chinko cheesy


Some people no get money at all o, chai!
Make dem produce chinko penguin, u will buy, shay?
cheesy
Arrow!!! where av u been? i thot "they" finally caught up with you!!!

wetin concern u with this matter naw? ehn, and why drag the beautiful name of the penguin into this? May the penguin forgive u
u should know naw, say once i lay my hands on it, the yeye on top is gone in favor of the Great One!!!
dude, 10.04 comes out in a couple of days, hitch ur knickers man, its gonna be mind blowing!!
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@topic, any one imported them yet?
ComputersRe: Hw Do I Use Multilinks On Mtn Fastlink 3g Modem After Unlocking by 4llerbe(m): 5:27pm On Apr 26, 2010
caution to self: 4llerbe BE NICE!!!!!!!

OK, clears throat, dear tuco, well you cannot use multilinks on mtn modem because multilinks is a CDMA network, whilst MTN is a gsm network.

however, u can use other gsm networks like zain, glo, etisalat on it.

thank you.


AND NOW:
WTF huh huh huh huh
buhahahahahahahahahahahahaah ROFLWKMD grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
ComputersRe: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots by 4llerbe(m): 5:06pm On Apr 26, 2010
V3, ehn, na me personally go block ur pc from commiting crimes against the network grin grin grin grin grin

wetin? u wan open internet reservoir? grin

eyin pple, wetin do screenies na, see me see wahala o, na 5kbps i dey see this afternoon, i must revenge on this yeye speed, watch out for my come back!!!! when ever that is possible even if na next decade grin grin grin grin grin grin
ComputersRe: Free 4llerbuntu by 4llerbe(op): 12:36pm On Apr 26, 2010
@ N95, we no dey same club o!!! grin grin grin
u na confrmed offender grin grin grin grin grin

me na pro establishment (up PDP!!!!!) grin grin grin grin grin


@ Ro, ok na u be ralvy, ehn na, ur on ur own o, me i need that id back o, haha that 4llerbuntu id is one of a kind, simply sexy, unique, delicious, fantabulous, amazing, innovating, energising, astounding, , oooooohhhhh, where my dictionary na!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


ABEG NA OYB, SEUN, look my las post for that id na, na dat mtn tv fone i dey post the specs na huh huh huh

FREE ME NOW , Right Now, una don turn me into terryG, small na i go begin shout embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
ComputersRe: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots by 4llerbe(m): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2010
@ Ro wetin u wan do my hard drive? me no be download freak o!!!, my hard drive is just 60 gb, well depending on which pc, i use like 4, so which hard drive u wan see? grin grin grin grin

24 E8, ol boy u no current na, we don reach E18!!!, how u want make i give u naw, bluetooth?, oya on ur bluetooth grin grin grin

dude consult the source!, fztvseries.mobi, knock urself out there
ComputersRe: Which Software Is Easy To Acces Any Java File by 4llerbe(m): 2:27pm On Apr 25, 2010
precisely wat do u mean by accessing java file?
you want to extract the contents of a java archive?

if thats what u want use WINRAR

google it, dont ask me for a link
ComputersFree 4llerbuntu by 4llerbe(op): 2:18pm On Apr 25, 2010
pls free my id o!

i was trying to post phone specs o, nothing illegit. u know me naw, i dont do illegit

free 4llerbuntu pls ooooo
ComputersRe: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots by 4llerbe(m): 12:52pm On Apr 25, 2010
abeg o, me sef need o, na condition i dey o!!! huh huh huh

make una help me with some o pls o, anybody, everybody
ComputersRe: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots by 4llerbe(m): 4:08pm On Apr 23, 2010
@ lynx u no even thank God for me, me wey don nearly see pearly gates, abi when u see me online last be4 2day.
i'v been down but im better now.

when i wan browse this morn i just see say all no dey work again, na v3 rescue me

which one u dey sef, na solo runs u just dey nowadays, chop alone!! tongue tongue tongue tongue

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