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Romance / Re: Analyse This Objectively by 4llerbe(m): 11:34pm On Sep 16, 2009
gbam! God bless u. Dts d point. Why did i hav 2 b d subject of a social experiment by my frnd? I didnt want beyond platonic, with hindsight i was right. Y dem broads like drama of really wierd ways? Way i see it i was humiliated 4 no reason. As 4 gal n guy it lasted all of 2mths, dude just took his 2nd wife feb dis yr n had a new baby by 3rd concubine. Actually i rmbrd issue cos i saw mesg on facebook frm girl saying wat u expect; long time, sorry bla bla[color=][/color]
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 3:59pm On Sep 16, 2009
Abi o! Haha! Na wah 4 u o! Come 2 tink of it, i need 2 knw hw 2 install my os wit d home folder on a different partiton so i can easily upgrade d os witout loosing stuff. I usually do d automatic thing cos dt sda, hda thing just confuses me. I usually end up wit partitions i cant see or use!
Romance / Re: Help! My Once Nice Girlfriend Is Getting Fat! by 4llerbe(m): 3:48pm On Sep 16, 2009
Dude call a spade a spade, if u liked fat girls u would hav gone after 1! Besides u lucky u aint married yet, @ least d excuse wont be dt she had ur babies n has had 2 take ur proteinous u knw wat 4 years

Issue an ultimatum n lucky u ur a fitness person, d condition of d ultimatum would be abiding by a fitness regime u draw up 4 her 2 b done by both of u or else withdraw ur affections 4 a while. If no change u knw wat 2 do. But ud really have 2 be strict with d regime.

Lets give it up 4 d skinny ass naija gals who unfortunately r an endangered specie. Na my taste b dat! Gbam!
Romance / Re: Analyse This Objectively by 4llerbe(m): 3:14pm On Sep 16, 2009
I no kuku mugun lyk dt o! Hmmn wen i rmbr d parol sef i dey marvel @ my own naivete. D trip is dis coincided wit my best runs time. Dis was a time which EVERYDAY apart frm red flag days i had 3 babes i was hanging dem feet inna air n bendin dem ova in places 2 bad 2 mention. Thank God 4 jesu. @ least now i only do 1 n in sane locations. Lol.

D point is at dt time i still sorta believed in all d gud ideals my mom tried 2 teach me abt women, n truth be told i really liked her! So much dt i felt a romance would spoil wat we had. I knew if we dated, breaking up was a distinct probability n was content 2 be pals n last a long time. Quarrels are easier 2 settle n i liked her 2 much 2 even offend her anyway.

Really ehn d point is it got me off d pals move. Too lame. Either we gittin jiggy or u free me. Also i gave up d stupid notion of i knw dis person, bla bla bla. We were not just nice gud time friends, we were all dt and more, warts n all. We culd comunicate! So she got Hot n lost her caboodle? I wasnt even angling 2 be d man, she was free 2 do anything n i knew her toaster. We used 2 discuss dem n laugh. Why did she have 2 give me d drama? N my friends 2 boot! Trust boiz naw, they gave me hell n would buy me beer 2 console me.

These days i see a chick whining abt some guy n d 1st thing i think is mild dementia wit a lot of confusion. Plus she is just playing an angle!
Computers / Re: A Software Used To Transfer Phone App. Through Bluetooth. by 4llerbe(m): 8:41am On Sep 16, 2009
Gawd. some folks ehm. Dude u generally cannot send an installed app 2 any1. Haha. U can send apps dt u have d original installer file. D easy way 2 ensure dt is wen u download u save into ur memory card, or when u send 2 ur fone fron anor source ng pc or fone u save in ur mem card or even fone mem if ur fone is not d type dt automatically installs apps. For dwnlding its useful 2 use dose opera mini dt allows u 2 choose dwnld location.

And quite obviously ur fone must havd a filesystem i.e. Use memcard and have d c: or e: thingy
Romance / Analyse This Objectively by 4llerbe(m): 8:24am On Sep 16, 2009
Had a female friend once, classmates @ d uni. Diff tribes, really liked her. Was into sharing, visiting n all dt.
Galfrnds pals were jealous or curious, wateva so dey prime gal up n girlfrnd corners me in class 1 day n takes me somewhere quiet, confronts me as to my intentions 2 her. I assured her it was platonic, really liked her frndship.

Girlfrnd gets all worked up, stupid me fell 4 d trap, girlfrnd tells me hw im messing her up, i beg her 4 15mins 2 let us be as we were, she issues a its over declaration, i calm her down, take a deep breath, bite d bullet n ask her lets take it 2 next level n all dt.
Girlfrnd looks @ me, says no! Thot ok female pride n all dt, we leave dt spot, run into her frnds, see d signals n d private conf, heard d told u so n realised av bin a big tool.

Frndship suffered after dt. A month l8r gal corners me again n tells me a friend of mine, really popular n well known player who @ dt time had gone thru 8 girls out of 40 in class to public knwldge was toasting her, my opinion needed. I look @ her lyk she gone crazy n of course offered no opinion. A day l8r i see my guy n he tells me he actually has bin doing gal 4 2wks, gals sleeps @ his crib.

Chei i don suffer, this is supposed 2 be a good frnd! Frndship died of course.
Postmortem?
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 6:13am On Sep 16, 2009
Actually he is gone with the wind AGAIN!!!!! xoxo
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 1:04am On Sep 15, 2009
thats great to hear, truly i would have told u this since u first raised the issue but did not want the '''he is a noob wat does he knw looking down his nose because he asks silly questions''''' thingy.

but what is surprising is ur telling me that grub enables u boot vista sucessfully?? see what id heard from the gurus is that to dualboot vista and ubuntu u need to use the vista bootloader

anyways now i knw beta and will shoot right from the hip anytime i see any issue {whisper- after consulting google sha o!!!} loooooolllllll grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Adebayor Celebration Courts Controversy by 4llerbe(m): 12:56am On Sep 15, 2009
U GUYS CAN GO ON CREAMING UR KNICKERS ALL U LIKE, DIS IS A NO ISSUE AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED!!!!

REMBR LAST SEASON WHEN CHELSKI PLAYED A CUP GAME IN ENGLAND AND DROGBA GOT STONED WITH A COIN AND HE THREW IT BACK? HE WAS CANNED INSPITE OF BEING ATTACKED BY THE FANS.!!!!!!!!!, WATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE, CHELSKI MAKE UNA COMPLETE AM.

TSEEW SEE MUMU BLACK MAN GO DEY MISBEHAVE FOR OYINBO MAN HOUSE HIM GO HEAR WEHN!!!!!! NO BE HIM FAULT, ASSUMING HE WAS PLAYING IN ITALY AGAINST ROMA FANS OR JUVE FANS OR INFACT ANY FANS HIM FIT TRY THAT NONSENSE?? na the arsenal fans i blame sha, i trustmy shooting stars fan club, omo kan a koja aye re ni ibadan, tsssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ao ma dele royin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 10:42pm On Sep 14, 2009
@ brova sori bt am d official ubuntu thread pest so humor me bsides i knw bt sumtimes i still ask n often times i solve d issues myself simply cos i ask stupid questions which lead me 2 smart ans.

Isnt d music d player gonna play hav 2 git on d pc 1st?

Real dotcom offers 2 files, rpm n bin by d way!?!

Abeg, my 2penny worth, danexd y not repair grub? Or repair vista bootloader cos vista dnt like grub? My 2 cents of meaningless ideas sha o.

As dey say google it.

But 2 tink of it ehn i ask abt apps cos quite often dey is not inna repo @ least d 1 on ma pc so 2 save time n not hav 2 add useless repos i ask frm longtime users. so wat bad, no 1 tells me dnt waste ma thyme on ubuntu forums!

Abeg!
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 2:04am On Sep 14, 2009
SORRY O I NO SABI BOOK O, WHAT IS THIS ONE O! the last time i installed a .bin file i just dragged it into terminal, this time even with sudo na wetin i see.

actually let me confess its past two in the morning and my brain isnt all that right now so pls when u read this just humor me and tell me wat to do

Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 1:13am On Sep 14, 2009
CONGRATULOBIA!!!!!!!!!!! heheheheeh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

na wetin u and nland admins dey drag sef? u collect dem babes? grin grin grin grin

hw far when are u gonna pop the mint in the mail for me naw? im eagerly anticipating.

@ all, my issue with the players is i wanna rip cds and dey are just not there as per ripping. rythmboxmakes u rip the whole cd everytime and the speed is (sigh) lets just say can do beta.

if u knw any 1 u have used that rips cds in a normal u knw everyday way pls tell me, i dont want to waste my time installing what i wont use moreova removing those apps at times dey get k leg.
Computers / Re: Please I Need Help With This. by 4llerbe(m): 10:14am On Sep 13, 2009
Dude d video resolution of 3gp videos is very small. Like 320x240 pixels thereabouts or smaller, while u screen resolution is lyk minimum 800x600. Hw d thing wan clear? 2 see try reducing d size of ur window 2 d size of a phone screen n see hw clear it gets.

The 3gp were made for phones n d like, not 4 wide screen dvds, moreova am sure u noticed d reduced size bec of compression!

Now u knw y d films u buy by d road are so bad
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 7:52am On Sep 13, 2009
Hmmn, look who's back!!!
Anyway dis place was becoming way boring.
Pls wat media player can i get dt will make sense small, rythmbox not doin it 4 me. Rippin cds is crap. N was neva a fan of itunes so clones dont get off clones. Realplayer dnt count, not really freeware.

Plus was wondering wat 1 culd get off d cd dt aint on d system yet, or on anor flavor lyk kubuntu livecd?
Phones / Re: Ferrari World Championship 2009 5800 by 4llerbe(m): 8:51pm On Sep 11, 2009
Is it available in jar format n where 2 get it?
Computers / Re: Just Got A Pc: Know Nothing About Computers by 4llerbe(m): 5:12pm On Sep 11, 2009
Hmmn, u dont need 2 download any usb driver 4 flash drives or plug n play usb devices. D problem is dt d xp on dt system is either service pack 1 or d install is bad. Try a fresh install of xp sp2.

But na wah o, pentium 2!! Hw u wan cope? I guess u bought it cos u dnt knw much abt pc.

If dt fresh install fails 2 correct d issue then d usb port is bad, e don old naw
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 11:49pm On Sep 09, 2009
And i noticed that synaptic is now veeeeerrrrrry slow getting files off the net. as in really slow, when i try the same links in mozilla it comes really fast yet in synaptic its really slow. what have i messed up o?
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 11:42pm On Sep 09, 2009
HEY WEAVER OOO!, pls i was installing something thru aptitude and aong the line i changed my mind and decided to cancel the install. now i cant do anything with apt again or synaptic. whenever i try to run them it tells me to run sudo dpkg --configure -a and then tries to resume that old installation. pls how can i cancel the nonsense, i dont need it, its microsoft fonts and i really culdnt care less. i need get other stuff but this is in the way, and i cant wait for it to finish, bandwith is limited
Computers / Re: Surf The Net Without Using Mtn Data Card/evdo by 4llerbe(m): 9:03pm On Sep 09, 2009
12k @ mtn friendship center
Computers / Re: Pls Help My Laptop Is Showing Black Screen N My Dvd Drive Is Bad by 4llerbe(m): 2:49pm On Sep 09, 2009
In ur bios change ur boot order options 2 boot from dt external dvd drive 1st. Just plug it in, let d computer boot once into all d black screen wahala, then restart, go into bios n change d boot order. U can take it from there. Any issues just post here
Computers / Re: Pls Help My Laptop Is Showing Black Screen N My Dvd Drive Is Bad by 4llerbe(m): 2:44pm On Sep 09, 2009
External usb dvd or cd drives are plug n play. U r not installing any drivers. If u plug it in n restart, u can use it 2 install ur os.
But have u confirmed dt its a virus attack or counterfeit windows issue.

A livecd would have been very useful for you. But nonetheless, external cd go 4 btw 4k - 7k.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 12:15pm On Sep 09, 2009
Id very much appreciate it if u showed me. I just have 2 get used 2 d cmd line. Iv thot abt it n i figured i can only make dt fone work using d terminal. I just dont undastand why network mgr asks 4 a puk. And i have searched but havent come across any reference anywhere to this issue.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 7:52am On Sep 09, 2009
hey, it seems starting it as super user works a dream. thanks



then maybe some1 knows what this is about, iv tried using the gui end for wvdial , thats GPPP but no sucess, this is what i get if i plug it in

Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 2:34pm On Sep 08, 2009
and i guess someone can help me with the logic of this. i have a networking app (yf) that works fine. now its supposed to start a vpn client.
when the app connects it does fine, when it tries to start the vpn it starts then fails giving an error code. from what i have deduced, that vpn needs to be run as root, similar to the case in vista where it has to be run as administrator.

wherein lies my question, how can i achieve the feat of making the vpn run as root knwing that its not me that starts it but the app.

gurus,, over to una o!
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 11:08am On Sep 08, 2009
Pls where n hw do i pull wmp9 codecs/plugins? Iv done d restricted extras and gstreamers yet d thing still askin 4 wmp 9 codecs and mp3 idtags.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 7:57pm On Sep 07, 2009
OKAY! Dis has been a big learning curve. I solved d prob 4 d desktop. Apparently d onboard sound card which is ess audiodrive is classified as older card so d kernel doesnt load it by default. So i had 2 do a modprobe.d/ create a new entry in d module ( im guessing at proper terms here) had 2 create a new file along d line, then gedit d module 2 include d card in d startup drivers n voila. Sound.


Am presently frustrating every1 @ home with my boonbox loud!
If i get online l8r (mtn na wah o) i will post d procedure n lines used.
D laptop 4 l8r. Right now am tired n hungry.
Viva ubuntu!
Neva thot i culd look stupid in front of a pc.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 3:56pm On Sep 07, 2009
Yes now. But unless i install it back on d desktop no way. 4 d lapie, i will see when i get home. Then i saw some stuff on ubuntu forums abt dt onboard card in d desktop. Modprobe. But it was 4 hoary and one other distro. Is it safe to try it on jaunty?
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by 4llerbe(m): 1:07pm On Sep 07, 2009
In windows?? Wat windows? I dunno. U want d hardware id?

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