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hi pls i would appreciate help on how i can get this Oracle Enterprise Server version 8

even if its links. pls

well its not directly for me, my bro need it for his project!!

or Sybase Adaptive server release 11.5


appreciate any help pls

hi pls i would appreciate help on how i can get this Oracle Enterprise Server version 8

even if its links. pls

well its not directly for me, my bro need it for hisschool project!!

or Sybase Adaptive server release 11.5


appreciate any help pls

hi pls i would appreciate help on how i can get this Oracle Enterprise Server version 8

even if its links. pls

well its not directly for me, my bro need it for his project!!

or Sybase Adaptive server release 11.5


appreciate any help pls

hmmn, @ gangstaboo. well, wat i can say is= na u sabi!!

quite clearly u not in tune with nigerian street sense of dimensions. IF, and i truly doubt, you are actually just curvy and all that, you will definitely not call your self BIG.

i dunno abt over there but here, but thick butts and hips are a dime and a dozen. you just need to take a short walk on any street in naija.
we have a lot of slim babes, dont get me wrong. and also an alarming number of obese ones too, but curvy, thick hips, big bosoms and all that just does'nt raise the roof.

quite clearly there are tons of skinny pple where u are so u think its such a big deal your thick in dem places (if u are and not actually just big boned and obese)


by the way all these adjectives, big, fat, obese, thick. i daresay down here they mean the same thing!!!! u dont call someone big or thick if they are just big around the bum and hips, u call someone that it means that they are obese and trying to use the nicest adjective FACT!!!

besides, who said there was anything wrong with rasputia? she got hitched to a really nice guy

@ gangsta[b]boo[/b].   as in really, BOO!!!?

well i see you have been busy, i visit this section like once in 3 days so i missed ur responses. very funny

now why did'nt someone just explain what i posted earlier, well you got it wrong!!!!!

the thing is look at it from this perspective, have you ever seen anyone put up a thread saying "who loves slim/ well proportioned girls"?
or have u seen slim, or even curvy girls posting threads about their sizes? no it just had to be the rasputia folks who would do that, and i honestly wonder why
do u need validation? does one niggly voice whisper insistently when u look into the mirror, telling u ur ass is too fat?


now dont get me wrong, im not discriminating against our *cough* more well-fed folks, but really must u be prime-time news? u need pple to console u that u normal?   WELL YOU ARE NORMAL, OK AND ALL THAT  dont get me wrong, but babe really, ,u want attention and validation?


actually the way i see it, its not ur size NOW that matters, its a few years down the line. but of course u have'nt noticed that all those supposed big women loving men always end up with concubines down the years? or how many obese 40 yr old women do you know with very faithful husbands or even husbands at all?  (the skinny ones dont fare much better either these days though)

these same men will turn round to look for skinny-ass undergrads and teenagers, and then will tell u those ones are very good in bed, trust men.


as i say, the actual difference between a big car and a small car is that after a few years when the big car loses its glamour, it becomes a big burden for the owner, the small car well becomes the car of choice for rough use, bottomline it still gets used, the big one ends in the garage!!!

besides, its bad for your health to be big, obese, fat or whatever adjective you choose to use as you grow older, now u may not feel it, wait till u near 40 yrs.       RASPUTIA BABES. LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!

na wah o, funny thing is the 3g used to be really ok. see where stinginess has landed dem, they will be shining eye to block fbt, upon say no fbt for dem network see the nonsense service!!!

Zain is particularly atrocious these days. sigh!!! na wah o.

MTN well u really cant complain, they just go mad ever so often, then work well for hour again. at least dem dey help boiz small


this is why i find nigerian business logic ridiculous at times. i was reading the papers like 2 weeks ago, and saw CDMA coys declaring losses and hard times. i found it unbelievable. how can? they should be the ones controlling the data market, not GSM coys but what do we have?

they will be selling modems for 15-25k, subscription another 15k. GSM coys 8K modems, all manner of atrocious scams designed to fleece pockets of mumu subscribers. do the maths naw.

i have a neighbour who still uses a starcomms 1x box, i asked him his subscription, he said 10K a month!!!
in this day and age?

there is a market out there waiting to be tapped, and pples greed and comfort at the thought that their victims are there for the taking is preventing them from growing. its only in nigeria that GSM lines are the primary means of internet for the majority.!!

i know there are no fibre lines but even then, why am i using a usb dongle IN MY HOME? im not mobile in my house yet am stuck with it!!!.


ITS A SHAME THOUGH!!!

muyiscoi:
well, it seems i've been away from this site for a little too long so this post is gonna be a little lenghty. bear with me pple

firstly, i have been using a lot of things been churned out by the elementary-project over the months and have decided to share it with the rest of you. for those that dont know what the elementary project is, check them out www.elementary-project.com. they r really cool designers n programmers. my favourite is thier tweaked version of nautilus file manager aptly named nautilus elementary.  you can check it out on my screenshot below. to install it, paste d following into the terminal. NOTE: it is a very small installation and is guaranteed not to crash your system. n if it does, well, my condolenses. lol

sudo add-apt-repository ppa:am-monkeyd/nautilus-elementary-ppa

sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade

nautilus -q #restarts nautilus

elementary? well your screenie aint impressive enuf my bro. really i dunno jare, all the attempts at enhancements for ubuntu these days just bore me

muyiscoi:
moving on. i saw bigbrovar's screenshots on kde and to be quite frank, i have been mulling over the decision to switch for a while now. gnome is not just cutting it for me anymore. the only thing still keeping me rooted to gnome is the feeling that because ubuntu is using it as thier flagship DE, nobody else (apart from kde devs) is developing native apps for kde and gtk+ apps just look horrendously terrible on kde. i'll probably be downloading kubuntu 10.10 along with ubuntu .iso files when they r released in october so i guess i'll make my decisions then. dont just want to get locked down to d default apps kde provides me.

gnome3 has always been one uncertain journey. first time i saw it, sometime last year, i waas quite frankly very impressed cos i never thought gnome devs will take such a radical look at thier DE. i cant be objective about it cos all attempts to install it on my system have failed and reading articles on it just gives me mixed feelings

well me sef dey wait gnome 3 eagerly, but u know its not released yet, u just wanna be a guinea pig for we patient ones, but then i saw all the matter for the thing sef, so i just chilled. no worry, it wont disappoint. for KDE, well look away from me, as far as i know, i dislike that desktop properly. will rather take a gnome mod like mint-desktop. for me, my no 1 issue with KDE is my apps just dont work well (i dunno why) and the networking this is crap jwo. maybe if your using LAN but for a modem user, nonsense. and thats coming from a person who knows quite a bit about struggling with modems

muyiscoi:
i installed midori a while back cos of just how good it looked n how well it integrated with gnome but after trying to load one page made it slow down my entire system, i uninstalled it pronto. maybe its just me,

alleluia, thot i was the only one who thot that midori thing was crap. funny thing is for me i didnt have a crash, it was really slow. even when my other browsers were blazing.
AND FOR AN HEADS UP: PLEASE EVERYBODY INSTALL CHROMIUM. not CHROME, CHROMIUM lord have mercy that is the shizzle. and the adblock extension now works for chromium like adblock for firefox.

chromium is super i wont lie, i even watch live tv easily with it with 75 KBPS dont ask me how, i just know that with firefox, e nor dey work but with this one, bam!!!!

muyiscoi:
read someone some pages back talking about an irc channel for linux n ubuntu user in nigeria instead of having to rely on nairaland. well, one actually exists n i was informed about it a few days ago. its mostly quiet now cos most people dont know bout it but what better way to share d news than here right? anyway, its #nglug on[b]irc.freenode.net[/b]. come join us there. (u might only meet d bot at first but persevere). nglug = nigeria linux user group. dont know what irc chat is? google it. doent know how to connect to an irc chat? google it. for clients, i personally use opera browser. u can also use xchat (sudo apt-get install xchat)

IRC, well i have xchat, just dont really know if i have the time and patience. will check it out sha

muyiscoi:
i've said it before and i'll say it again. for multiple fast downloads on linux, it all begins and ends for me with DownThemAll which happens to be a plugin for firefox but i couldnt care less. for torrent however, i wouldnt recommend Transmission to my worst enemy. i tried using it to download a 350mb torrent that usually takes about 8-10hrs on my useless connection and it ended up taking more that twice that time while downloading about 500mb and verifying the 350 out of that 500. i stick to deluge for torrent. even Vuse doesnt cut it for me.

HMMN, deluge eh? ok, personally i just dont do torrents except its absolutely necessary, but then i do know that transmision is a pain in the behind!!
what i have found very useful this days is jdownloader its what i use these days. just be patient to install it online and update the plugins each time it asks for an update. works fine, even for RS and Hotfile. i just queue them up (it captures links and tests dem automatically anyway) and start. it even does the whole countdown and catcha things automatically too. great app, allows me to browse withou constantly checking up downloads, and the speed is very reasonable too

muyiscoi:
well there you have it. my opinion on all the things that have been hapenning on this forum since i last commented. and now for the screenshot,

PS: hope i havnt bored u guys out completely

not really. PS have u tried the vpn thingy with xcomms? if u can have the patience to subscribe to YF, i think the enhanced acct shld be gud enuf, (512KBPS) with the open vpn it will work fine.

^^^ u don become part2?

wetin u do wey dem ban u? confess, na dat seun babe u go dey make fish eyes for shey?

haha, the file size na 50 mb, u forget ur spectacles?

lolz!!

make una dey console yourselves o una hear? orobo kibo levelz and make all these yeye men dey decieve una simply becos dem want your phone numbers.


this is the official thread for the rasputia babes.

pls i need a functional crack for football manager 2010 10.0

abeg who know where and how i can get. all dose torrents na the whole dvd, shey na me go dey wait download a whole dvd vis torent?

im dropping lotsa sturvs with the wine tricks script. ut im almost regretting sef

i checked a lot of dlls and sturvs i dont even know wat they are to download now its taking my time. 30mins now and counting

well im doing dat cos i have a hunch that with some sturvs, not sure which ones though, even those networking apps will work too. cos i keep wondering why the playonlinux lists many browsers and networking apps, it must mean they work abi why is I.E, firefox there?


but why didnt u use the apt/source list option? i always use that o, instead of dropping debs, as i have found out, it makes far more sense than windows style installs. mine upgraded itself to the latest one

Also found a script called wine tricks that helps u install a whole lotta MS sturvs like .dll's runtime liraries, even programs for wine too.

i guess if u actually installed a lot of them, most of the windows programs will work too.

http://wiki.winehq.org/winetricks

APPLAUSE!!!!!!

so ? MTN, GLO, u see ur level still small, when some of us dey jam Vivendi france, and AT&T

kai, make i hear word jare!!!!!

^^^^^for ur pocket

first u really dont expect anyone here on NL to believe u actually own dat car or ur a ig boi or wateva. why? cos u always sound hungry with ur yeye ads, selling FBT, there is a limit guy, and u dont know it

even if u do sell, its not a crime, at least until mtn or glo catches u and assist u to area A or SARS, BUT PLEASE, HABA. ur hungry abeg

two: even if u do own the car etc etc, i simply conclude also that you are a professional scammer!!!! abi na 2day?


it all boils down to the fact that from the way you go about your business on NL, u sound desperate and hungry!!! chikena.

if u like post boeing 747 pic as ur smallest gadget, no difference abeg. or how do u expect right thinking pple to start respecting and hailing u when they see u hustling like a hungry rat all the time. "my customers are satisfied".
na dem be mumu na, dem no get better to do with them money

[quote author=tripple_x link=topic=11508.msg6357382#msg6357382 date=1278683930][size=8pt]The best p2p software i have ever enjoyed, and has been my faithful companion in the days of starcomms Dial-up until now >> BITLORD 1.1, believe me, ive used them all, including Bitlord 2, but 1.1 is the best, most of them are good, but bitlord has flexibility, portability, stability, speed,100% control and good statistics, 0 bug,, simply put, if bitlord fit download am, then the download must reach 100%, but if em no fit download am, em go tell you immediately

I dont know if it has the linux version, [b]but i dont care, anytime i wanna use it on my linux machine, i use wine(windows emulator),, and i ve got no probs[/b][/size][/quote]u mean u get to use a networking app in wine? how? cuz a lot of us have sure tried. apps that have to communicate with the net dont play well with wine, at least the communicate part, which is why so many FBT apps are a no show on ubuntu!!

do tell!

i just tried playonlinux. very nice o.

it automates install of windows games and some apps. i think the list in it is a list of confirmed applications and games that work in wine.

it downloads the proper wine requirements, downloads directx9, configures everything. it has a list of applications that works fine. i just used it to install FM2010 from a dvd.
u can use .iso file too

i saw many games there, assasins creed, call of duty 2 and 4 etc etc. esp for all the Gamers whiners. maybe ur favorite game just might be there and work natively in ubuntu

check it out

e get the peope wey hammer knack o!!! abegi!

no be everyone dey post screenie na!

@ lynx where ubuntu thread go? i just tried playonlinux. very nice o. install windows games, downloads the proper wine requirements, downloads directx9, configures everything. it has a list of applications that works fine. i just used it to install FM2010 from a dvd.
u can use .iso file too

i saw many games there, assasins creed, call of duty 2 and 4 etc etc.

check it out

sup pple!!!!!

Dual Core:
hmmm 'assuage'. 4ller no be you again? which time u start to knack grammar?

must u display your astounding level of debilitating ignorance all the time?

and please whats with the associative insinuations, do i know you?

mad man, u dey hide status for YIm these days shey?. e be like i go send u one gift for yahoo, make u battle trojan small!!

GOD punias dem and their data services.

as i post this i paid for daily browsing 500 naira 2day. as at 10 pm i have not been able to use 15 mb out of the measly 50 mb. cos the damn thing just doesnt work!!!! to load a page i have to refresh and reconnect tire. by 12naw my moni don expire

mani wetin? na 50 mb a day i wan dey use? besides i nor sabi d tin sef, u go teach me? honest to God

Mad pple here. @poster, its simple really. Buy a bottle of yoyo bitters, make him take it every nite. Then buy a bottle of alomo for friday nite. Let him drink n sleep. Ship d kids off somewhere on sat morn, then bruise d injuice all day. Believe me as long as there is food, he will be up 4 it.


After dt come here n tell us if u dont suddenly feel happy!


I think d romance is just gone a lil. Spark it up. Do sumtin kinky n crazy. Go lodge in a hotel even!

i was'nt talking about Hamid, i was referring to the other chap.

hamid is OK i guess

@ mavtrevor, better person how far na?

door ke, hmmn if u sabi wetin my eye don see over that door?

actually av been suffering from ZAIN since morning o. i go dash dem my 500bucks. would u believe that the nonsense actually no dey browse, either on fone or pc?
as in i have been looking for a way to at least exhaust it so my money no waste. e get downtime pass epilepsy die. u have to refresh like 10 times to open a page!!!!


MAY GOD PUNISH DEM SEVERELY!!!!

@ Engr, the dude is a commercialised person na. very soon he will be marketing solution for ZTE modems to pple right here on NL

i nor see ur add o!!. besides this my zain is misbehavin. stops every minute and have to refresh like 10 times. cant use messenger.
GOD PUNISH ZAIN OR AIRTEL OR WATEVA. na ontop say i pay o!!! UBANKA SHEGE for dem!!

na wah o, flock of birds!!!

walahi who no get money or way na suffer him dey if im dey visit NL. thats aside the ones who think everyone is a mumu, but come to think of it, are u that broke? all the ones you have been making b4, wetin u take am do? have u asked urself that question recently? even if u get mumu to be giving u 1 million a day will it make a difference in ur life.

damn u sound so hungry its scary!!

by the way, how una dey na @ all sensible pple? how's parol dem dem?

ehen b4 i forget, pls if i have begged u to free me, pls do. no worry its notin personal, its just after taking stock and watching pple i notice some are very good at currying favors and information. if u ask them for their even their NL username dem go develop blindness and dumbness instantly.
and some only hear selective questions "like do u want___?" , and not "can u give___________"

My dear NL pple, na wah o. even pple wey u don sabi for 2 years for other thread go dey take style weave ur questions. funny thing is i tried to remember what i have gained from them, nothing. but what i have given well na God!!!


WHO WANT AIRTEL CHEAT?

ayodapo:
He'll definately meet with his loo in La liga, a more competitive league. As much as I like his personalty he'snot comoing to overun my favourite team Barcelona!

oh so a league with all the best players in 2 clubs, with 20 plus points between the top 2 and the rest of the league, the league with only two winners in the last 8 years is now a more competitive league? a league where a freshly assembled team ended the season 2 points behind the long established winners is competitive?
a league where the top will ALWAYS beat the others and rely on who wins elclasico to win the league is more competitive?

LORD JESUS!!!

seems some NL mumu defination of dstv is any foriegn channel!!

pity, waste of brainmatter

but why are women always whining about attention? are u babies in nappies? must someone always be following ur ass every move and vetting it?

yet you are also the very first to complain about broke men, money good life, i wanna make my hair etc etc!!!!!

look choose one, either you have a jobless fellow who has 100% time for you and is always whining in ur ears, or a man with something to do, who has less time to follow ur bums about.

how do u expect the fellow to chase money and be idle? these days the fact is the work schedules coupled with traffic issues makes it hard for anyone in lagos or anywhere i guess. if i have to leave my house at 5:30 am to get to work, battle one and half hour traffic to get there, work hard or even worse have t hustle about thru the midday traffic getting from place to place, get to close from work at say 6-7:30 pm (at times later). battle another 2 hours traffic in a tired state to get back home say like 9:30 -10 pm i sure as hell will not be able to give myself attention much less a woman. DEAL WITH IT JO!!!

FYI, in my present job i work 8am - 8pm minimum, i dont like it, but if u dont have an alternative for me, just forget talking!! i get home at 10pm or later and i do know its even a burden at times to eat. i generally ignore everyone in that state cos i will snap at them if they rub me wrong!!!


BOTTOMLINE IS i think your complaints are just an expression of other issues in your marriage or ur just downright insecure. i guess u keep having visions of ur hubby doing his secretary. too bad. sorry ehn, maybe u should get him a better paying and easier job