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she is? wow, the rest of us on NL must need glasses!!!
wonder how u saw how cute she is with that pic!!

hmmn, in the first place, u a man or a woman @ bk/babe90? becos then will i be able to decipher exactly what u want with the babe sef!!

this reminds me of when my mom gave me her ATM and pin to get her some money. a few weeks later she also used it without success, but unknown to her they had deducted the amount. the next day when she found out and went to the bank the first thing they said was she made the withdrawals or someone did. asked if anyone knows her pin and where her card is, she said her sons!!!!! pronto, the MOFOS said the sons must have stolen the money!!!

u can imagine when she came home and started asking all manner of funny questions. at first i didnt get what she was on about, then i looked at her and wondered why someone whom i give money would be accusing me of stealing form her ATM. so i wrote a stinker to the bank on my firms letterhead, with a promise the writ was coming within 7days. pronto story changed, then they confirmed the transaction and saw it was an error and did the refunds in 2 hours!!!!

now if my mom from whom incidentally i have never stolen a dime, nor been accused of stealing a dime to her knowledge could be wondering if i stole from her just becos i knew her pin no, then how much more a girlfriend or even wife!!

if you have a joint acct, of course she will know but there is no common sense in sharing classified, thats plain silly and your sowing the seeds of discord.

@ poster, i dunno how u will manage that feat, but i suggest u convince your woman to change all her details pins passwords etc, so u can change urs too. but from the little u said, thats probably gonna break your relationship. live with your stupidity, do not make it worse!!

na wetin u cause urself be that. why would u wanna know your girls passwords, acct details etc?
to your mind you think thats an extension of love? or that it is an effective monitoring formula? tseew!!


@ topic, why on earth would i wanna tell anyone my bank details, emails, FB etc etc? ANYONE AT ALL!!

u neva jam, just wait till something sticky happens then you will see problem. besides, the day u divulge it is the very day u threw away your privacy and happiness. imagine if u changed your email username and your babe finds out. u can imagine how much stress and distrust will be sown between you!!!

all these mumu pikin love sef!!  the right thing to do (which i do anyway) is to record them down somewhere in a clever way, then tell whoever the loved one is that in the event of any emergency, do this and this. when they do it, then they get access to those info. if they do it b4 any emergency, i would know and change it(with serious reprimands) besides it also means that outsiders wont even know what it is if they were looking at it.

(i taught my younger bro to decrypt encrypted jpg pics. then sent one to him. it contains details about an email account that contains info about where my stuff can be found etc.) there is another book lying in plain view in my room, there are marked pages, the numbers are the password to the some stuff, in it also are some info!!!

see somebody dey ask N95 for help

poor fella!!!

^^^ well i did'nt want to get into an argument with the UP FIBRE CABLE brigade, but i dont know why you will tell me i have to ask for service first before you make it available to my area.

thats like saying i need to buy a phone and sim card before mtn decides to come install a mast in my vicinity. besides, if i am the only one who requires the service in my very large and remote area, are you telling me glo will then lay the cable all the way there just for me?

dude, lay the cables into the streets, when its there i can decide if i wanna join it or not!!!


funny thing is, all this hair pulling need not even occur sef. why cant we have small coys who will lay copper cable networks into particular vicinity and offer service based on the Big fibres? must it be the same coy who installed the transatlantic cable who has to do the domestic ones too? besides, if glo has cables into everywhere, in the event of cuts and all other stuff, can u imagine how slow response will be to rectify given naija factors?


there are business opportunities opening up, bottomline. the question is will the big players and the system let it flourish?

i thoroughly concur

hack it to run android. simple

sigh, dont you just wish all these fones actually made sense in naija, with all the functions that you will never use or underutilise?

nokia's time is over, sorry!! they should just start producing low end mass appeal fones like c3

hehehe.

i dunno too o, i believe its back, have it on good authority from a pal who is using it, i havent been able to get it to work too. besides e nor go reach me anymore jare, consumption levels don increase.

if u get it to work, and ur reasonable, u may decide to share

cables to major roads or to domestic houses? make una dey decieve una selves. all the glo staff sef, no amount of image laundering can remedy the ills of ur services and business model

somebody pls tell me we dont intend to rely on this skinny wet behind the ears players for the season, Koko wetin,. that skinny dude, light on his feet against seasoned prem strikers? shudders!!!! all these small kids?

i fear for the season!!!

and the students will use it for what? what os is on it? isnt this just a calculator?

cos as far as i can see, it wont even run puppylinux!!! so what do they use it for, educate us.
abi u want us to buy a toy for 30K?

@ abes thats ubuntu SERVER for AMD u downloading there?

^^^

the fanboy club is really out in session, and some ple say am a fanboy, watching u pple go on and on makes me smile from ear to ear!!!

personally i think the fun is going outta ubuntu and being replaced by pure unrivalled functionality.

yes i remember when the slightest task was a tussle, when common setting a system-wide proxy was hell!!
(funny though i still dont know how to force all connections thru a single https port)

these days, everything just works its not fun anymore, when was the last time i fought a terminal battle, not even once in lucid!!

UBUNTU ROCKS OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
imagine discovering i could actually watch streaming tv on my ubuntu box, whilst the same task with the same connection in windows was impossible!!! abeg, God i thank you for opening my eyes ooo

i can bet you, only PARTS OF LAGOS AND ABJ

HAHA, haba, na wah o, so because they are situated in england abi na yanke naw, everyone dey mumu?

WTF, na today? black man and black woman, dey born WHITE PIKIN?   haha!!! ki lo de? na wetin, who come mumu like that?

abegi, where dem see the pikin make dem return am!! see me see wahala o, that one come dey talk say the nose broad, noo o, no be only broad nose what about broad mouth? tseeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!


na who come foolish na, the person wey dey cook the gist or the person wey dey chop the gist?
common say black and black born yellow pikin sef, we go do blood test and dna, mucj less oyinbo pikin.

WHAT ARE U SAYING NA, PURE BLOOD BLACKS GIVE BIRTH TO BLONDE WHITE BABY? HAHA!!!!

this thread is still going?

wow, well i see the aim of the thread has/is been fulfilled right now

babes, u no dey try!!! see scope wey u take arrangee thread and bobos . (ask a nigerian to interpret or rather, MOI^^^^ can interpret for ya)

the fella with multilinks modem, install GPPP and replace the wvdial script with the one u have now that works, thats a short dirty option.

advantage is that you can start ur connections with a graphical interface instead of terminal.
u may stay with terminal though, just to show guru to ur pals anyway


else just create a launcher and pin it to the panel.

@ lynxnoon, miro no dey stream live tv na!

wats the use when totem and minitube does the exact same thing. abeg, na livetv be the way naw o, enuf ITV etc in the house, na dat time u go know say vlc na baba.

pls when will somebody in nigeria guarantee 512KBps? cos with that, im very ok, HITV, DSTV they can go to korea and stay there permanently.


@ EVDO modem, well plug it in na! u say u want to use the modem, i dont suppose you havent plugged it in? besides, if u need help, give indepth information about what you want, for hardware, include the details about that hardware!!
i dont think i have seen a multilinks evdo modem b4, so if u dont give info i cant help u

shucks, just update it via wireless

or flash it to the new firmware, something u can do on ur own. but well so u dont brick the fone use the update. UPDATE THE FIRMWARE OOOOOOOOOOO.

go to a place u can get decent wireless, maybe like a tetrazzinni outlet if they still have their wireless hotspot or the palms, there is wireless there.

was on purpose b4 pple go start to dey ask me for sattelite dish tweak!

open door

Really it makes you wonder when you see some girls whining about how men are all about that thing,

i aint no fresh smelling rose, but there has to be a bit of common sense with all this shyte.

its really annoying to see girls dressed like that!!. even the new one now, they sag the jeans or more like buy a pair 3 sizes smaller so it doesnt go past their hips, then strap a belt and tuck in wateva top it is they have into it. the butt is then squeezed up and falling over the jeans and all that, it looks like a lot of meat everywhere.

how can u dress like a slut and expect to be treated like a woman?

the crack in the butt part is simply very irritating, IT IS NOT SEXY. YOU LOOK LIKE A STREET PROSTITUE, THE LOW LIFE 500 NAIRA PER ROUND TYPE!!

dressing is meant to make u look good and attractive, full expose is not the way, the trick is giving a hint. not exposing the whole gaddem caboose, so what is left to see in private? well sha, when we then generalise and make snide statements, they will complain. i dont understand what kinda man wants to get married to a woman who shows her ass and boobs to everyone, even the crazies

dude, when u get that better option pls let me know o.

cos as far as i know, the no limit on starcomms is far more of a bargain than any crap any other person provides in nigeria

ehen, thot as much, Glo staff and main one staff sha dey market their parol here. lolz
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na una sabi o

hey mami, u know i got lottsa lurv fo' ya. why u gonna go git all huffed up and cross at this mullah here.?

nah, come honey u gotta git some honey coated sugar from this man here!!
come babes, kiss kiss


was just messing wit ya girl
some o that good premium down south scrumptious BOOTAY aint gonna do anyone wrong babes matter o' fact i think i need summa that in my life, can i get an AMEN? AMEN!!!!

c'mon gimme some brown sugar babes

oi, my bad. thot you was the one who asked me about torrents on starcomms. i remember telling that person to explore using a VPN.

was just expanding on that

sheesh, this thread is still going?

gangstaboo:
Lol I'm laughing at the last three pages of this thread. You guys are a trip!!!

TSk TSk 4llerbuntu , -files nails and shakes head-

I must not be in tune with Nigerian street dimensions since I am not Nigerian, just dating a Nigerian man. Or I was, but that’s neither here or there. ALL I know is that I’m from the dirty south, born and raised in NC, now repping TEXAS and the men here like curvy women!!! I don’t want to generalize but alot do, in my experience. SOooooooo, I made this thread to see what men think from arund the world you feel me and if it was consistent with my anecdotal evidence. Therefore, you’re getting off into some other ish with that rasputia shytttt. I’m a science major, so I’m interested in data and I was collecting it with these responses.

u know am beginning to resent your apparently ribald allusions to rasputia, man that babe was HOT!!!!!! waddya mean?!!!!!!! ahan!!!

ok i didnt get this part, so now this thread is for the sake of SCIENCE!!!! science?





JEEZ!!! iv heard it all on NL. babe lets face it, you just need a bit of attention and validation period!!!
u know dont get me wrong, i have nuthin against you or other 50cl pple
(only a nigerian will know what that means anyway ) so dont get it twisted. i just dont understand why you want that fact to be prime time.

hi pls i would appreciate help on how i can get this Oracle Enterprise Server version 8

even if its links. pls

well its not directly for me, my bro need it for his project!!

or Sybase Adaptive server release 11.5


appreciate any help pls