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Our president is a living corpse. . . this must be the world's only thanatocracy. |
michelin89:My sister,na you understand me very well. I can't see how sex 2 or 3 times a day is too much to ask. ![]() |
onyinye2:My hands are for using the TV remote control and tapping on the keyboard. My wife must be prepared to fulfill all my sexual needs,no arguments. |
onyinye2:If she is not,who else will it be? ![]() |
mesmya:It's like asking me to do without oxygen. Do you want me dead? What is the point of having a wife if she is not satisfying my sexual needs regularly? |
[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2734241#msg2734241 date=1220211613]And what will you be pounding? No pun intended[/quote]I will be burping and farting slumped on the couch in front of the TV while occasionally checking the progress of my dinner. |
michelin89:Wetin this one dey talk? You mean you no sabi how to prepare egusi and use mortar and pestle? Your own don finish. . . .for heaven's sake, this world is going nuts. ![]() |
[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2734212#msg2734212 date=1220211285]Of course a lady must keep her house clean, if not for her husband, but for herself and her kids. Children swallow anything they get their hands on, husband pokes anything in skirts ![]() So, no one is arguing or disagreeing with you over that matter. My point is, men need to work around their schedule for their women. I'm certain that you meant it as a joke about the football thingy shior[/quote]The football fixtures dey extremely important. I no dey joke with am. . . Pounded yam is also important. I understand that there are some already prepared ones you can buy in the market but I don't like those ones. If you taste pounded yam prepared with mortar and pestle you will notice the clear difference. My woman should be able to pound yam every night if she truly loves me. |
onyinye2:Shameful. . . this world is becoming jagagaja. . . .women no fit prepare egusi and pounded yam again. |
In the good old days. Women worked the farm while carrying the baby strapped on their backs. They traveled long distances to fetch water which they carried on their head. Now,simply keeping the house clean and preparing my favorite food na wahala. . . .what is this world turning into? ![]() |
@Onyinye Keep making noise. . . better go and learn how to pound yam with mortar and pestle. Egusi and Onugbu soup,those are my favorites. Most importantly,don't forget the fixture list. |
onyinye2:That is the true mark of a loving woman. |
onyinye2:You call being romantic being a doormat? Kai. . . young ladies of these days. ![]() |
onyinye2:All you young ladies with your stubbornness. The advice we are giving you will do you a lot of good in future. |
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=165944.msg2734091#msg2734091 date=1220209720]Dude if you ever meet this chick I'll love to have her sister. [/quote]Nothing is impossible. . . . there are women out there who will prepare Egusi with pounded yam cheerfully for their husband,while never uttering a word of discontent. |
[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2734073#msg2734073 date=1220209445]So you men think of football more than your woman? Aiye le!! ![]() lawwd have mercy!! let me guess, you're single and it's not by choice [/quote]Try and learn o,before it's too late. You will be thanking me for this when you get married. Try and stay in touch with the latest football fixture listing,it will save you a lot of hassle. If na David you dey marry,you might as well add tennis join am. I'm only asking for football and you are complaining. Do you know my mother used to ask me when Man Utd are playing before asking me to do something on a weekend,na my wife no go gree do same thing? ![]() |
What I expect from a romantic woman: 1:Check the football fixture list before fixing any outing 2:Pounded yam at least once every 2 days. Not those "fake" ones . . . . . . I have mortar and pestle in my house. 3: Shut your mouth unless you have something good to say 4:Sex on tap The above define a truly romantic woman. |
If Phelps was a Nigerian,he would have peed in the pool and then bottled some of it to sell as "pure water". |
SeanT21:After every convention,there is always a bounce. It will be long after,once the debates are concluded,that we will get a clearer picture of where the race is headed. New poll from Zogby(Zogby can be an outlier) McCain/Palin at 47%, compared to 45% support for Obama/Biden. http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews1547.html |
cgift:2 hot-headed lunatics having a go. . . . very soon the brickbats will change to binomial coefficients. ![]() |
@Idiotic Ibime Look,I can copy and paste too: There is abundant evidence, what is more, that the Nazi leaders believed they were socialists and that anti-Nazi socialists often accepted that claim. In Mein Kampf (1926) Hitler accepted that National Socialism was a derivative of Marxism. The point was more bluntly made in private conversations. ``The whole of National Socialism is based on Marx,'' he told Hermann Rauschning. Rauschning later reported the remark in Hitler Speaks (1939), but by that time the world was at war and too busy to pay much attention to it. Goebbels too thought himself a socialist. Five days before the German invasion of the Soviet Union, in June 1941, he confided in his diary that ``real socialism'' would be established in that country after a Nazi victory, in place of Bolshevism and Czarism.We might as well stop debating and see who can outdo the other in copying and pasting. When you are ready to actually dissect Nazi principles and discuss them in your own words,tell me. Any idiot like you can copy and paste. |
Sisikill:Please,for his own sake and that of his family,advise him to concentrate on taking care of himself. The Presidency will still exist long after he has kicked the bucket. |
RichyBlacK:There may be other sources confirming this report but the whole headline rests on this:"Iran is not a friend of the US.; any nation doing business with it, especially on the nuclear front could not expect to be friends with us," a US. official told our correspondent. I wouldn't put it beyond this media outlet to have totally invented this story. |
@Poster Was he ever alive? |
Ibime:You are such a dolt. Anytime you are asked to discuss something on its merits,you resort to claiming that the opinion is widely held. The absurdity of that should be apparent because a widely held ignorant belief doesn't assume validity because it is widely held. If most non-Blacks think blacks are less intelligent,that wouldn't make it right. Simple task,dissect National Socialist principles and lets see how many of them fit into the left/right divide. Any intelligent person should be able to do that. |
Look at this idiot trying to push the Nazi's to the left. . . . the observed wisom is that Nazi's are right-wing. . . . do you think the rednecks in the South know much about economic policy and the big government/small government argument?. . . . the Republican party is an amalgam of different people. . . you must take responsibility for the racists amongst you just as much as you take credit for your free market views.Being the inveterate dolt you are, you resort to Wikipedia in a desperate attempt to justify a false claim. The question is not who Wikipedia says the National Socialists formed most of their political alliances with but whether the Nazis themselves are ''firmly on the right''. What in national socialist political philosophy marks them out as firmly right-wing? Apart from their strong nationalism,something which is hardly the preserve of the right,can this slowpoke name one single thing which marks out Nazism as right-wing? As for rednecks not knowing the finer details of conservative philosophy,for an ignoramus who can't dissect political philosophies in your own words,I have higher regard for their appreciation of politics than I do for you. You are the same idiot who claims that National socialism-secular and state corporatist- is rightist and your proof is a desperate copy and paste job from Wikipedia telling us who they formed most of their alliances with. One day some idiot will come and tell us that Binis are Awoists because it is widely deemed they formed most of their alliances with Yorubas. Did I contradict myself? Jews are naturally conservative. . . .I am sure they would rather vote Republicans based on their moral values. . . .but the Republican brand is tainted with racism so no way''Jews are very conservative'',''Jews are naturally conservative''. . . . all statements of a shameless ignoramus. I know when you googled it,you would have found your claims to be totally unfounded but you persist in your ignorance. Everyone knows that outside of Israel,Jews are overwhelmingly liberal but one dolt insists on peddling blatant falsehoods. Yeah, the reparations and the continued support of the Israeli state did not help at all. Look at this oaf!This is the logic of a swine. Supposing that all Jews received reparations,how does that explain their overachievement in areas such as science and academics in general? Given that Jewish overachievement predates reparations and the state of Israel,you have to be a retard to ascribe a cause-reparations/aid to Israel-as leading to a prior pre-existing effect-Jewish overachievement. You have singlehandedly gutted the laws of cause and effect. When wind blow, fowl nyash dey open.40 years of Irish enslavment? Lets see. . . .from the shipment of Irish slaves to Barbados in 1627 to the last shipment of Irish slaves in 1841,only a retard will refer to that as 40 years! Since when did 2 centuries of slavery constitute 40 years? There are only 3m people in Ireland,the slavery of Irish people affected them more proportionally than the slavery of black people. What is more,you dolt,the Irish never sold their fellow Irish people. Africans were eager participants in the slave trade,which why it is called a slave trade. Were you not the same swine glorifying Ijaw raids as testament of Ijaw military prowess. . . .a putrid retard. Not to mention that later Irish immigration in the 1700's made the Irish the strongest political group in USA. Every American President has had Irish ancestry. . . . and you are here claiming discrimination on their behalf. Thunder fire you!Every American President has Irish ancestry ?. . . .this mooncalf never stops with his beer-parlor analysis. Please,quickly run to Google and try and redeem your bone-headed self. Of all the Asians in America now, what proportion are descended from slavery and apartheid - compare that to the proportion of blacks. Drop in the ocean. Yeah, I see - mathematics is not your strongpoint.The question is how do you explain why Asians trounce whites regularly without the Govt giving them a leg up? What has the absence of slavery/apartheid got to do with underachievement? A spurious causal link manufactured by a slowpoke. Do you think Korean didn't suffer outrageous discrimination from their neighbors. . . .do you know what colonisation by Japan feels like? Since you are claiming that discrimination is no excuse for Black underperformance, you must be indirectly implying that Blacks are lesser creatures. Since, these black Americans are drawn from the same West African stock as you are, and since you claim that discrimination is no excuse, we can take away the psycho-social effects of slavery and apartheid and lets just call these people what they are - West Africans! So West Africans are not good enough to do anything productive eh? Or do you blame it all on 'affirmative action' which has helped a lot of them increase their standard of living and move up the social ladder? The bible teaches me that mental bondage can last for generations, hence God allowed all the Israelites generation who were enslaved in Egypt to die in the wilderness.Mr idiot,the fact that a people are currently underachieving doesn't necessarily mean they are either the victims of discrimination or lesser creatures. Idiots like you are crudely simple minded. Compared to Jews,other whites are underachievers,that doesn't mean they are lesser creatures than Jews or have suffered more discrimination than Jews. . . that will be absurd to conclude. West Africa is a bastion of underachievement(why did you leave black rule to go live with whites in the West?). There used to be a time Europe was behind Africa,that didn't mean Europeans were lesser or more discriminated against. Such is history and there are far more complex explanatory factors than an idiotic discrimination/inferiority aetiology. I have never claimed Government assistance in my life and I don't believe in it. If you want to discuss the merits/debits of the Welfare state, we will have to do it in the right context. I am anti-welfare, yet I recognise the need for it if properly implemented for the very weakest. Again, these are grey areas which your 2-dimensional mind is too limited to understand. You would rather cling to stonewall political dogmas. You seem to be confusing 'welfare' with 'positive discrimination' . . . chalk and cheese.Dolt,don't try to sound intelligent when you are clearly not. The personal history of a nonentity like you is of no concern of mine since anyone can claim rubbish on the net. The practical consequence of any positive discrimination is that the less qualified will get certain things at the expense of the more qualified,many of who(like Asians)have nothing to do with historical injustices. There are mountains of evidence,some involving court cases,where Asian Americans have been denied what they are qualified for on account of some dumb scheme to benefit ethnic minorities. If you think inter-racial relations will improve by sanctioning a culture of mediocrity,you are a gratuitously imbecilic individual. PS:I forgot this bit: Are we not talking about Obama/McCain?. . . .Ewu!Lets see,you first claim that the GOP always win the South,shown this is a barefaced lie,you now stupidly claim that you were talking solely at the Presidential level. Well,the fact that the Democrats trounce the GOP in the South should consign to the dustbin any suggestion the GOP has a monopoly of their vote. Like many claims you have had to retreat from over the last 24 hours,this should put paid to such horse hockey from you. |
Ibime:This is why you are a mooncalf. Your proof that the National Socialists are right-wing is a quote noting that Nazis are "widely deemed far rightists". . . never mind that there is nothing in their political philosophy-belief in the free market,low taxes,smaller Govt,moral conservatism;all articles of faith for the right-which marks them as right wing. You are obviously a dolt. I suppose if there is a quote that people widely deem Rumsfeld or Bush as neo-cons,that must be evidence for rabid ignoramuses to ascribe to such horse hockey. By the way,whatever happened to your claim that Jews are ''very conservative'', oaf? Negative discrimination is usually followed by positive discrimination. . . .check it in any country. . . South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, USA.Is this slowpoke suggesting that Asians haven't suffered any discrimination at the hands of whites? What about Jews who are prospering without the helping hands of the Govt,did they not suffer to? I'm sure that this cretin is unaware that proportionally,more Irish people suffered from slavery than Black people yet there has been no helping scheme to get them back up,yet,Irish people outperform non-Irish Anglo-Saxons in all aspects of life. Only dolts like you want the Govt to give you a helping hand.Is the Govt going to give you a brain transplant to make you less of a slowpoke? Who is rewriting facts? You are!We all know where the rednecks live.Look at this cretin. You made a false claim that the South always votes Republican;if you had limited that to the Presidential elections,that will be closer to the truth;but your dishonest self had to rewrite the facts. |
Queenisha:Even us who are children of the West never claim to have as much a stake here as anyone else. Beyond that,it is a shame that a person with African heritage doesn't have a plan for Africa or a history of showing concern as Jewish politicians do for Israel or Irish-American pols do for Ireland. There is nothing to justify the inane passion Africans are developing for a politician. . .though,Africans have a history of zombie-like behavior in politics. As for McCain meeting Palin. The point remains the same. You are absolutely convinced about Obama's qualifications to be President,yet,you have never met him and probably never will. Yet,you are claiming that McCain can't be convinced of Palin's qualification for VP even though he has met her,albeit once,and speaks regularly with people who know her personally. |
Ibime:I don't know why this retard continues to proclaim his historical illiteracy. In the first place, suggesting that Hitler's National Socialist party was of the right is idiocy of the highest order. Claiming that Jews are "very conservative" verges on lunacy when less than a quarter of Jews describe themselves as conservatives. To use it's correct phrasing, 'positive discrimination' helps overcome racial marginalisation in the workplace, whatever you have to say. It is seen fit to be practiced in various forms in South Africa, Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Finland, Norway, Sweden, New Zealand and the great United States of America as well as many others. Britain, France and German governments also use media to ensure that minorities have equal opportunities. Even the most hard hearted Republican will not argue about the need for positive discrimination in South Africa. The need for positive discrimination was just as pressing in America in 1961 as it is for South Africans today.I can't see why this idiot doesn't know that semantics,calling quota system positive discrimination,doesn't alter the underlying illogic in having a less qualified person in a position on the basis of his origin,when there are better qualified people from other origins. Many Americans who lose out from such schemes have nothing to do with the historical injustices perpetrated on Blacks. A recent Princeton study showed that Asians are the biggest losers,in so far as admission into Ivy league institutions are concerned. Can the dolt explain why Indians,Chinese,Koreans,e.t.c outperform white people without the aid of any Govt schemes? If you depend on the Govt to give you a leg up,you become a slave of the Govt. Per capita,no community receives as much money from the Govt as the Black community. Where is quota system ever efficient? Where are the efficiency gains to be made from having less qualified people in certain positions because of their ethnic/racial background? Who do you think you are fooling?Meat shrinks in size when you put it in the frying pan.All the polls would tell me that Tiger Woods would be everyone's choice for next PresidentYou are an slowpoke. Empirically researched data is far more compelling than the gut instincts of an slowpoke. Firstly, statistically, your point makes no sense. One sample in a set is usually called an anomaly. Byrd even renounced KKK in 1952!. . . . I wonder how many senators were undercover KKK members in 1952?. . . . Google wouldn't tell us that today. . . . but former head of KKK, Donald Duke made Louisiana House of Reps in 1989 on Republican ticket. . . even so, that is an anomaly, so lets not argue on that. . , Jews and Blacks vote democrat. . . . so who do you think KKK vote for?. . . .largely, Republicans always win the redneck states. . . . if a state has racist attitudes, you can be sure that Republicans will win that seat. . . you know what I was getting at. . . so don't get pedantic with me.Look at this dolt. Asked for evidence of a false claim he made,he tells me that "Google wouldn't tell us today". . . .what an oaf! Was it not Google that told you about Byrd? Asked for GOP Senators,he is bringing up a state legislator. Is a state legislator a US senator in your crass mind? Instead of crassly conjecturing that extremists like the KKK must be voting for the GOP since most Jews/Blacks vote for the Democrats, the reality is that such extremists generally avoid voting for the major parties. This mooncalf assumes the KKK loves a party that keeps putting Blacks like Thomas,Powell and Rice in sensitive positions;Jews like Greenspan,Kissinger,Wolfowitz;appointing 5 Catholics to a 9 member Supreme Court. He is effectively advocating that the KKK embraced the GOP after they voted for the Civil Rights Ac,what a pillock. The GOP always wins "the redneck states"? If there was any doubt about how obscenely idiotic you are, it has been removed. The South continues to be a fertile ground for the Democrats who control most of the Governorships and state legislatures. This slowpoke wants to rewrite facts according to his warped misconceptions. How did Ijaws kill Yorubas when they fought on the Nigerian side? You fool! Trying to twist things I see . . .I know you are not senile thus that is why I insist you are a mendacious oaf. On the "Biafra genocide" thread,you,alongside your fellow juveniles,were reveling and glorifying in all the carnage inflicted in various conflicts,including telling us how Ijaws fought the Yorubas and Hausas to a standstill,how they dealt with the Itsekiris,how they raided Igbo land and took slaves and other like putrid drivel. A cowardly dolt who would probably not even defend his mother ranting obscene hogwash while coming a month later to spew pro-Africa flannel. Now this dolt who insisted that his father told him about Ijaws,even arguing in favor of the implausible against other incredulous posters like Jakumo, swimming with one hand and firing AK47 with the other now claims he was joking all along to save face. What a slowpoke. By attributing such hogwash to your father,you are not only making a fool of yourself but denigrating your father's intelligence. |
You are a fool of the rarest quality. Your stupidity is made in Taiwan. Did I not just tell you that my family voted against an Ijaw man in Rivers State election? You said only idiots vote on the base of skin colour - I pointed out that Jews, Farmers, Latinas etc regularly bloc-vote. . . therefore if I vote for Obama based on skin colour,Your family voted against an Ijaw man,a claim we can't verify,means that Ibime is not an imbecilic tribalist? What a retard. Abeg,in your surreal world;Jews, farmers and Latinos get unique skin color? Cretin,what does the skin color of a farmer look like? Jews generally vote Democrat because they are liberal but there are many prominent Jewish Republicans. That is how influence is secured-gaining a foothold in both parties-not absconding and pitching your tent with one party which loses most of the presidential elections. An idiot like you won't understand that. . . . everybody knows who ended slavery. . . bla bla bla. . . .the roles have been reversed from 200 years ago. . . everybody knows that Blacks are naturally conservative and should be voting Republican by right. . . .Republican refusal to support affirmative action sealed their fate as far as Black people were concerned because they were economically disadvantaged and needed some "assistance" to gain enough leverage to make the playing field even. . . . couple that with the 'redneck' nature of a large core of Republican voters and that is the situation we have today. . . . and do not compare ministerial positions in the Republican party to actually winning the Democratic presidential ticket. . . .khaki no be leather.Look at this dolt looking for quota system,which has ruined Nigeria,to help mediocrities into positions they don't deserve. Which affirmative action programme is helping all those over achieving Asians ? Let the evidence speak for itself. All this talk is spit throway. Everybody knows that the demographics or Republican voters would not allow for a black nomination at least for the next few decades. If Colin Powell knew he could win, he would have run.All the polling evidence shows that Powell will obliterate any GOP candidate in any GOP primaries. What counter-evidence do you have,your instincts? Since when did the instincts of an slowpoke count against empirical evidence? Byrd is an extremely old man who was in the KKK when both Democrats and Republican senators were in the KKK. . . he has long since renounced membership of KKK. . . . So you are now trying to rewrite history? It's been a few decades since KKK voted democrat. . . everybody knows they now vote overwhelmingly Republican. . . that much is incontrovertible.Republican senators in the KKK during Byrd's time? Who does this glib idiot think he can deceive with this mutilation of history? Everybody knows the KKK votes GOP? Are you also schizophrenic to now believe that the nescient assumptions you make are held by everybody? Can this idiot bring up any evidence that the KKK tend to vote for any of the major parties. Obviously not. Pull up any such quotes. As far as I am aware, Ijaws have only ever fought with Ogoni, Ikwerre and Itsekiri and nowhere have I glorified this. I even expressed regret that the Federal Government used Okrika to derail Ogoni's freedom fight. So I don't know where you made up all these fantasy ethnic cleansings from. Bloody liar!You are a mendacious oaf. Are you not the same putrid slowpoke who was arguing,in the Biafra thread,that Ijaws killed a lot of Yorubas. Now this idiot is trying to fly the pro-Africa banner. |
KarmaMod:I still don't get it and I have asked what it means. Perhaps,disappearing into the mountains and stocking up on food supplies while muttering about the coming vengeance of God might be what they are looking for. Sisikill:When that landlord threw us out and we ended up at a council hostel,you were not complaining. Accommodation is accommodation,no matter the quality. That is why Ruby and Onyinye are understanding. Our marriage hasn't been destroyed by our poverty. |
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shior[/quote]The football fixtures dey extremely important. I no dey joke with am. . .
[/quote]Nothing is impossible. . . . there are women out there who will prepare Egusi with pounded yam cheerfully for their husband,while never uttering a word of discontent.