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Please house, this is urgent, who knows sss lagos address should please share. I have been going through the net with no success.

This question can easily be answered if you do a little research... Go to different site/blog, most of them openly display their advert rate. Even nairaland is not left out. By doing this, you will have a head start to how much you should charge. So go to work!

SpicyMimi: warevah!
Your life, not mine.


@4words frm ur posts, u r obviously a kiddo.....so grw up hun..wil u?
I ve a successful job even as a Full time student..grab that? Now get lost!

And this got me laughing... KIDDO! Seriously woooow.
Well since the thread is now on front page, then I think I will have to let it rest. Hun, hope we do cross again.

SpicyMimi: bwhahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahaha....my belle o!
What is dis one saying? Are u high? Like are u okay?
Get lost wil u? Mtchew...

Ok, what I'm saying is simple, ax2xb is already taken. Stop trying hard to get noticed.
And to answer your questions, I am not high, perfectly ok and for the getting lost? Nahhh won't do.
Are you frustrated or something?

Op, probably you need to link you gf here www.nairaland.com/1587294/relationship-tips-really-need-learn
She needs to learn, and many others in here.

SpicyMimi: 4words-fool

Nice, 4words for you "get a freaky life". He is already taken by Dyt and the queue is just endless gerrit?!

SpicyMimi: dream on! I wont give you that celeb-feeling, like others...cause truth is...i know who you are! Trust me on that...

See this one oo, who is he? Mtcheew attention seeker. Damnmit!

@dyt, the power of money

How I wish many ladies will adopt this write up, relationships would sail smoothly

Cuddle from a friend.
I hope and wish our wives, sisters, mothers, aunts would learn one or two things from this write up. Enjoy.

1) Honestly speaking, being a good girl doesn’t automatically mean u’ll be a good wife.(They are 2 diff things entirely)

2) I have seen virgin brides turn nagging wives, why some girls wit so called PAST become considerate & discerning wives. (dnt mix up my point)

3) In r/ships, chics be draggin a man’s position wit him. Its nt only bout turnin ‘MRS’ its bout understandin d concept/idea of being a WIFE

4a) Women who let their husband be, earn his respect & get cheated on d least…

4b) …but d police-woman type of wives a.k.a. lion queens, loose out more cos of their ‘I-too-know attitudes’

5) I’m not saying u should tolerate bullshit, am just saying Be-A-Wife. If only women knew how easy it is to control a man.

6) Here’s something y’all should ponder on- “Men are more submissive, when they are in control”.

7a) Women are vain on their beauty, while men are vain on their ego.

7b) Don’t drag arguments or insist on sumthn wit ur man, u’ll hit a brick wall cos u’r technically attacking his ego – a man’s diamond asset

8a) Rather suggest ur idea little by little, acknowledging he’s the head, gradually he’ll bend to ur will, without him being aware.

8b) …Older women call this ‘pillow talk’

9a) A woman should be in subjection to her husband and her husband alone.

9b) When it comes to male colleagues, male business partners or relatives, u can do all that ‘Act like a woman and think like a man’ stuff..

9c) …but don’t go applying that theory in ur relationship or marriage.

10) Lastly- If truly all men are dogs, then just simply learn to feed him and take him for walks everyday- he’ll Sit.

What do you think?

This is really funny. How can you insult a person who is already insulting him/her self.

This is madness

appelmoieddy: Tout ca..Ce n'est pas qu'une blague, Chui desole, mais premierement cest toi qui a lance des injures ..on est des amis..non?
Porte-toi bien
Bonne nuit

Dude take a chill pill bikko. Why are you hunting her everywhere, is it to get noticed? Nna mehn look for some thing better to waste your time on because you're irritating me. Damn!
Attention seeker. Nice

jhidey08: fruityjojo, can u point out 2 things u've tried 2 teach me nw?? U've been criticizing since. U're laughing at urself I guess, and d issue of ur friend, birds of a feather, flocks 2geda. I don't blame u guys.

Thought you just apologised?

fruityjojo: Ought 2 take offence buh I won't. Dis is an oppurtunity 4 him 2 learn & sum peeps dnt learn except its thru a hard way! Me I no fit laugh again! My self & my gf don laugh tire we wan faint! He dey look 4 big words 2 write now as I dey talk 2 u so. Concord ke Concord ni

Please forgive him.

bolaino: I'm sorry I've not been able to respond to your post, I can not tell you that I won't be a pastor in the future because I am not God, and I do not know what the future holds (my future is guaranteed because I am a child of God), so I won't come here to say one thing now and maybe in the future I now become a pastor.

But left to me, I wouldn't want to be a pastor honestly, cos the responsibility of being a pastor is too much and I do not envy these men of God. I would rather be an evangelist or worker in the house of God,

And mind you my good man, not everything in this life is tied down to money, because I am now preaching the gospel of jesus doesn't mean that I am doing this for monetary gains, by the grace of God, the lord has blessed me financially, and I will never lack in my life. So please my good man, I'm not doing this for monetary gains, get that straight, thank you sir.

Good that you find the chance to respond to my quarries, only that You ignored the part I mentioned about transferring from one extreme of disbelieve to another extreme of believe within a space of one month, then automatically turned to a preacher of the word, the word you so much detest etc.
Well I don't have much to say, I would only ask you these, have you confessed 'all' your sins, have you right the wrongs you did to other, hope you not living off any wrong done to another (either financially or emotionally) because if you are, you are so lost in your fantasy for God is not a fool for us to deceive, we only deceive ourselves.

4words: only on one condition will I believe the op... Which is he will not become a pastor.

Well Bolaino , I feel this your sudden love for God is not genuine and it has an interior motive. I am not saying it is impossible to change your ways but I feel you are not sincere.
I have also doubted the existence of the Christian God, courtesy Bolaino yes Bolaino. Though I believe there are forces, spiritual forces that are in play but of recent, I have love God more, just want to know God (christain) more, I long for him, I feel elevated, inspired and happy in his presence. I want to be well connected with him, I want to talk to him as would a son to his dad and I thank him for his abundant mercy and love. To cut the story short, if you've gone down the other road of disbelieve, you can't just wake up in your room one day to decide that you've changed back to what you left. I believe if at all you want to change back, it is a gradual process which would take time and patient.
It is like trying to rewrite a programming language that has be written or create an anti virus for a virus that has infested your system... It would surely take time and process. Same process as that which you created to over write your believes in God initially.
So my dear brother, its either you chose to become born again to become a pastor and thereby make money for yourself as most fake nigerian pastor are doing or you are playing this from another angle.

I will only believe you if you write here that you won't become a pastor... You can evangelise no problem but don't become a pastor or own a church.
I know you know what I am saying.

I'm quoting myself so that bolaino would see it and respond to it, not until he does, I won't stop.

only on one condition will I believe the op... Which is he will not become a pastor.

Well Bolaino , I feel this your sudden love for God is not genuine and it has an interior motive. I am not saying it is impossible to change your ways but I feel you are not sincere.
I have also doubted the existence of the Christian God, courtesy Bolaino yes Bolaino. Though I believe there are forces, spiritual forces that are in play but of recent, I have love God more, just want to know God (christain) more, I long for him, I feel elevated, inspired and happy in his presence. I want to be well connected with him, I want to talk to him as would a son to his dad and I thank him for his abundant mercy and love. To cut the story short, if you've gone down the other road of disbelieve, you can't just wake up in your room one day to decide that you've changed back to what you left. I believe if at all you want to change back, it is a gradual process which would take time and patient.
It is like trying to rewrite a programming language that has be written or create an anti virus for a virus that has infested your system... It would surely take time and process. Same process as that which you created to over write your believes in God initially.
So my dear brother, its either you chose to become born again to become a pastor and thereby make money for yourself as most fake nigerian pastor are doing or you are playing this from another angle.

I will only believe you if you write here that you won't become a pastor... You can evangelise no problem but don't become a pastor or own a church.
I know you know what I am saying.

I have E63 + 5K for swap, which of the techno phones can I get

BellaDonaFema: You already have the evidence (the chats and messages), so don't press further. Dump that/those silly girlfriend and the pathetic guy and journey on to the next port of groove. Don't ask her or him anything. You re fortunate to have seen 1st hand evidence and not hearsay.
Think of whatever get you through the day and indulge fully. Also, don't take that guy back, because he ll do worse if you let him.
Cut down on the girlfriend babe, they re like poison. I ve many female friends, but I know when to draw the line. They can't really say they know me, neither can they predict my next move. My friends are those I do business with and those I worship with or those I socialise with. Nothing more. Cheers

I bet to disagree with this comment. You all are screaming DUMP! DUMP!! DUMP!!!, and have forgotten that love is involved. Because you don't keep friends doesn't mean others shouldn't, all you need do is separate the wolves from the sheep, though the depth of our heart is unknown .
Don't be quick to listen to people on here advising you to quit you relationship because most people won't leave their bf even if he was caught stark naked in a compromising position with another girl.

@Op, I want to believe you didn't read them sharing any intimate conversation because only on this basis will I advocate DUMPING. Some people are good with conversation and know how to chat people up, your guy might be comfortable chatting with her just as friends(I might be wrong).
My advise on what to do with your friend, I know it is difficult being friends with some one that is causing you pain so therefore, ask her innocent questions so it won't sound out as accusation, ask her if she has heard from your bf, the last time they talked, what they talked about (innocently)listen to what she has to say, if she gets agitated or tries to cover up any thing then distant yourself from her because there lies in your problems. She might be out to snatch him from you and some dude could be gullible.
Four years is a long time and I know how it feels to loose your love to your friend. Talk to your bf ask that if he loves you as much as he claims he should stop talking to you friend because you're not comfortable with it, if he refuses and continues, then my dear start looking for a soft landing...

In my own 4words "experience are lessons learnt".

akpomeme: You are the one being silly. NTA AIT etc has been told to report as you have stated because it was a shameful act of show of power by a military guy who was pissed off by the fact squatters were in his uncompleted building. It was a mess thus the cover-up .

If you claim NTA and AIT are reporting cover up stories, then I wonder where you got yours from.
In your silly mind, the military personnel would open fire on innocent civilians whom have not engaged them in battle abi, just because their boss asked the to evict innocent squatters?
The open confession of one of the suspect says it all. They are members of boko haram sect simple. I know you would prefer the headlines to read Nigerian military massacre Innocent nigerians. SMH

The op is very silly, if your jobless, why don't you try reading your books, instead to spreading rumour mtcheeeew.
The picture shown above is gotten from the scene of military raid on boko haram hide out in Abuja. True, some people were shot dead and others injured but it was an organised raid by the Nigerian military and not as painted by the silly op.

Source: 9oclock NTA News.

Sharingan: @4words Check out miley's vma performance you would understand better...

I have seen her performance, she did justice to her stupidity... Probably Rihana is combining both miley's stupidity and her d*ck purse to make fun.
Who knows...

If you have eyes, you would recognise that the purse she is holding has the image of a d*ck on it, so she is trying to imitate a guy holding out his d*ck and this has nothing to do with miley plsssssss


Dear Blogger, please stop misinforming... Thanx

bosses, please if you know you'v gotten it, please send it yo my mail. kells.kola88@gmail.com thanks God blesses you.

shortgun: Una well done ooo.

I for join Una association if to say I go school but I no go school and i get work.

But I for like give Una one advice

Instead una to form this kind association wey dey make person laff when person hear the name, me think say if Una fit gather all the sense wey all of una get for school put am for one place, come use that plenty sense start one business e for better.

U no say as Una dey so, Una get lawyer, Una get engineer, Una get doctor,Una get animal doctor, Una get engineer for machine, Una get engineer for water, Una get accountant, Una get engineer for house, Una get engineer for chemical, una get plenty other things we una study for school.


Ok if all this Una people wey study all this big big things for university come gather together use their sense come get one big land come begin plant corn,cassava,tomato,beans,vegetables, and some other things like fish,snail,grass cuter and plenty other things.
This one na one example ooooo.

As i talk before i no go school, maybe this my talk na illiterate talk, abeg make una no vex na illiteracy dey worry me.

You'v spoken well, you took the words right out of my mouth. This is one of the best ideas any one can give to you. What makes up a structured company, its the well performing professional, we are already trained to be good at what we do, so why not bring this professionalism together to form a partnership company (share the burden and risk). Too many things to talk about but right now, I want to sleep, probably I will complete it tomorrow

Hello tai wo, what did you study in school (BSc etc) and what are you studying for your MSc

ONUOHA GLORY ENNENNA

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