My husband takes verrrrrry good care of them and because of him THEY ARE OH SO TIRED

Mrs. Eve:

I wasn't trying to be, I have had men tell me that I am just naturally sexy and even when I don't try to be I just exude it so seductively,

When my husband first asked me if I was married and or seeing someone, I responded no, He was smiling all TEN WAYS TO SUNDAY and asked me to meet his family the next day!

I met his family not the next day and the sisters were like ooooh there go our long lost sister, THEY ASKED ME FOR REAL WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL THIS TIME,

(they crazy aren't they?)

Yeah right.
Any slut can appear sexy, all you need is a mini skirt, big boobs,low self image, attention seeking ( like making stuff up on NL) and the freely acquired ability to give it up after just a drink; all of which you seem to have.

Excuse me I was at a family event, why the hell would I dress slutty at a PLACE FULL OF OLD DRIED UP PEOPLE AND CHILDREN? Come on you aren't that dense!

I had on GAUCHO FOR GODSAKES! HOW THAT SLUTTY?!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!!!

We were coursemates in thesame uni, NYSC tried to separate us but the church brought us back together!

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Inside Molue bus to the main campus

gat too much to even start remembering lol

she came 2 c her boyfriend at my house,then she diverted d luv 2 me.lol am wicked

Actually the both of us featured in a hollywood movie and it was awesome, then we officially met in school,she was just next door,initially we were just friends but loneliness na bad fin,i was lonely at the moment.We got talking and one fin led to another and the obvious happened.

Mine was handpicked, packaged and sent from the village.

It has been btifu surprises eva since,

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING THIS HILARIOUS IN ANY ONLINE ROOMS LIKE THIS. I WAS SWEATING ALL OVER COS I COULD NOT HELP LAUGHNG AT POSTS HERE, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

CLOWNISH COMMENTS. LAUGHTER CAN BE SUICIDAL

I meet my husband here, we have been married for 1 year now.

Facebook!!

She was given to me as a birthday gift from my friends, ever since den I have been blowing her candle!

The first one in a Nigerian church. Big mistake. A complete disaster. Totally blind and naive.
Claimed to be a virgin too. Not that she was asked. Ha! Story for another day. I will spare the world the gory details. Glad to have gotten rid of her. Got my children too. Good grief.

My sweetie? Like IBB and Mariam IBB of course. In a Reggae bar. Totally intoxicated and completely inspired. From the men's bathroom to the altar, it was a marriage fit for the gods. I will die without her.

What she does, she does so well. An all-rounder.
What can't she do?
Ask me again.
This woman is amazing.

Hmm

Singing the gospel according to one of them 'Fela' boys. . .

wonder,

wonder, wonder, wonder, o.

will Africa ever unite?

wonder,

wonder, wonder, wonder. . . o.

medical school

Mushin Beer Parlour!!!

On this faithful day, Mama say make i go fetch two buckets of water from the river. On my way back, some pigeons shit all over my body ! Who was coming the other way, this pretty damsel.
she offered to help me get rid of the shit, with one bucket of water, has she wash me finish, the pigeons returned and shit all over her, and so I use the other bucket to wash her.
And the rest is history >>>>>>>>>>

Well- by a hook up, A friend introduced me to his friend, and history is being made! Those tend to be the best hook ups these days!!

In my dreams

Ladyjide:

Well- by a hook up, A friend introduced me to his friend, and history is being made! Those tend to be the best hook ups these days!!

Oh so you finally met someone? Good for you then. Wish you and him the best.

I saw her wearing a shirt title "HOME ALONE". As a quick sharp guy, I follow her go house. With the kind "SEX" she gave to me, i no fit release her.

we met at a wedding party, i was bored and went outside to get some air. he was playing tennis at cot so i went over to watch the game. i was so impressed by how well he played i didnt even know when i started cheering. anyway after the game he walked up to me and thanked me for boosting his morals. then he asked me to walk his to the bar to get a drink. after that we sat and talked for a while, then i dragged him to the party and flirted outrageously, we danced for a while and i even stole a kiss on the dance floor. i was just having fun i knew he was shy but he wouldnt admit it. anyway when i had enough i left before he had a chance to ask me for my number. but he got my hotel room number and came to see me first thing the next morning before i could leave town. i was flettered. its a year now and still counting

^^^ Cute meeting

we jammed along d road in 1998, later got married Dec. 2002. now with 3 kids

chika98:

Oh so you finally met someone? Good for you then. Wish you and him the best.

Ha!! YES!! You remember!! Only been a few months- so still early stages ! We all know how that can go! - but I remain optimistic with each new day!!

well,i met my husband d day he tried to kill me

learnt dat he was a terminator,he met me and fell in love,

its been great since den,

hv two kids for him: little terminators!!!

they want to terminate evrytin in d house including d cat

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My rib is seriously aching
This thread is the bomb