My mum once told me sumtin. She said "dont eva argue wit an idiot,he'll only bring u down to his level n embarass u wit his xperience"

yinkalink:

My mum once told me sumtin. She said "dont eva argue wit an ,he'll only bring u down to his level n embarass u wit his xperience"

You see the problem with a half-dimwit like yourself? I made it easier so you could blend in and enjoy the fun but you just brought in a talk about your mother and her f[i]uck[/i]ing biased nature. Now I'm forced to think (well you know what they say about thoughts and what thoughts tend to say ) that your mother must have been the ". . ." hence she never had an experience with real life issues. More reason why you don't. Sorry!
Go get another mother.

PS: If you decide to come back at me, then you just might be disobeying your mother and her dumble-dunce laws and teachings. (Don't disobey the dimwit!)

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He never comes to my house and I never go to his. Ego problems you know.

7 months twin babies in the womb saw a p[i]en[/i]is coming in towards them. The 1st one said, "see, daddy is coming inside to say hello." The 2nd one replied, "f[i]oo[/i]l, it's uncle! Daddy never comes in with raincoat."

Sledge!

406 or hammer?

nyc ones, tanimz, lost but found, howdy?

^^ Eh? Who is the lost and found? Na so una dey greet elders for ya village?

hehehehehehehehehehhehe


this pikin no go change, me tot ladies dont like aging?

You sure say you well like this?

Yo Tanimz, missed me? And why the shout na.

You ought to have run to me with open arms instead of shaking your yansh to one corner so that I get the message that you're styling.

Anyway, your yansh big pass Lysaa own.

sledge get d answer for u

besides i no ready for u, i go call ur hubby bashy to com continue

sledge406:

Yo Tanimz, missed me? And why the shout na.

You ought to have run to me with open arms instead of shaking your yansh to one corner so that I get the message that you're styling.

Anyway, your yansh big pass Lysaa own.

Walahi, Sledge yi ti baje o ti jera gan sef.

Me? Shout? Let's agree that I missed you.

Which yansh you see me dey shake? Ashewo oshi, he don compare my yansh to Lysaa's.

shakara4u:

sledge get d answer for u

besides i no ready for u, i go call your hubby bashy to com continue

Sule, you still dey fear me? I don tell you say I no be masquerade.

not fear, too busy to waste tym, doz are d pple dat have plenty of tym

orya go continue ur miss u,miss me wit sledge

^^ I no wan insult you. So you no get time for me?

U c dere are idiots n dere r IDIOTS. I am goin to assume u dont have a mother 4 u to b speakin lyk dis. I dnt blame u,i only pity u cos if u had bin brut up by 1,u wld kn u ought to respect one. U can say wateva u want next,i wont reply. Guess u'r more dan i can chew afta all,not becos u're big but becos u're bitter.

hahaha! good one!, So the husband is actually a regular visItor at the pub and he sleeps with the prostitutes.

why can't some peeps stop derailing??

why not enjoy the jokes and coment on the jokes only??

why take things to such personal levels??

why not see a good thread and accept it for what it is??

WHY DO SOME PEEPS WANT TO BE NOTICED AT ALL COSTS??!!

sledge406:

7 months twin babies in the womb saw a p[i]en[/i]is coming in towards them. The 1st one said, "see, daddy is coming inside to say hello." The 2nd one replied, "f[i]oo[/i]l, it's uncle! Daddy never comes in with raincoat."

Awesome!

Loving your jokes Sledge - keep 'em rolling pls. . .

pon pon pon. shift to one side make i pass.

tanimz:

Walahi, Sledge yi ti baje o ti jera gan sef.
Me? Shout? Let's agree that I missed you.
Which yansh you see me dey shake? Ashewo oshi, he don compare my yansh to Lysaa's.

Na you spoil me na. Like say you nor like as I spoil
Shut up jor. Becos your yansh big pass Lysaa own nor mean say e too big. Na just small level you yansh get for the yansh market. Anyway, see as you dey smile with your big front teeth becos I say you get yansh. Nor call me ashewo again o.

yinkalink:

U c dere are idiots n dere r IDIOTS. I am goin to assume u dont have a mother 4 u to b speakin lyk dis. I dnt blame u,i only pity u cos if u had bin brut up by 1,u wld kn u ought to respect one. U can say wateva u want next,i wont reply. Guess u'r more dan i can chew afta all,not becos u're big but becos u're bitter.

First, you're a bloody twart. Secondly, another bloody twart and finally, a bloody twart to infinity.
Hypocrite! Bloody f[i]uc[/i]king signature of yours that is actually aimed at you. Shediot that you are! So, if I don't have a mother? You had, you have and what good have you gained? Instead of fairy tales. . .my dimwitted mother said that. . .
Well, someone warned you earlier to back off, right? Guess I don show you as e dey be. Oponu! You dey find sweet na im u nor go buy GOGO or M&M abi na Buttermint. Oloshi!

PS: If you reply again to this issue, not only are you a confirmed half dimwit but may your signature haunt you for the rest of your life.
And I thought you had a SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Efemena_xy:

why can't some peeps stop derailing??

why not enjoy the jokes and coment on the jokes only??

why take things to such personal levels??

why not see a good thread and accept it for what it is??

WHY DO SOME PEEPS WANT TO BE NOTICED AT ALL COSTS??!!

Awesome!

Loving your jokes Sledge - keep 'em rolling pls. . .

Thank you plenty plenty again ojare.
If only they paid attention to your earlier warnings.

lysaa:

pon pon pon. shift to one side make i pass.

Ray Charles Robinson, I see you! Do you see me?

sledge406:

Na you spoil me na. Like say you nor like as I spoil
Shut up jor. Becos your yansh big pass Lysaa own nor mean say e too big. Na just small level you yansh get for the yansh market. Anyway, see as you dey smile with your big front teeth becos I say you get yansh. Nor call me ashewo again o.

You shattap!

Spoilt pikin, na so dem teach you to dey speak to adults?

Why you dey compare my yansh with Lysaa own? You wan peme be that. Spoilt thing.

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tanimz:

You shattap!
Spoilt pikin, na so dem teach you to dey speak to adults?
Why you dey compare my yansh with Lysaa own? You wan peme be that. Spoilt thing.

I go soon put you on top my lap flog you when dey claim adult.
Tell me about Lysaa's yansh since you tend to know about it? You wen nor spoil at all.

Lysaa asked Sledge to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.'
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.
She said, 'Oh! that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?'
He said 'I'm Just Kidding.'

sledge406:

I go soon put you on top my lap flog you when dey claim adult.
Tell me about Lysaa's yansh since you tend to know about it? You wen nor spoil at all.

You no reach!

Spoilt child!

I dey go jare. Have a good night, no look woman yansh o.

Goodnight dear!
I nor go look woman yansh but your own yansh

OMG i miss this thread Sledge and yinka make una take am easy oo

Sledge you better stop loking at Tanimz yansh remember she is my small sister wife ooooo

sledge nice ones, like them

some peeps kip them rollin

bashy sup?

oma se o

Shakara am cool jare how your side?

not bads man,
u no see ur rude wife,


she d hardly com o this days,

u no pay for her subscription?

LOL no mind her jare you know woman she go use the money buy make ups

abiii, u sabi them tooo well


my galfriend make up d fear me ooo

and d tin no d big sef