Hmmm

bashy_demy:

Lysaa dont start with the odi stuff again ooo i no fit separate fight oo

U don't get it. .odi repletes natural swag. .i swearrit.

I expect for him to take the compliment with grace.

Thank u.

nice jokes, I like this forum,

Lysaa ita a compliment to you too so you need to accept that as am honor

Whats a compliment to me?
Flat nyash? LOL

bobjr:

nice jokes, I like this forum,

LOL enjoy while the fun lasts. . the whiplash of the task masters would soon be landing somewhere.

Remember, A pat on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the butt!

^^ i mean odi should be a compliment to you

U have no idea who an odi is so how do u know it applies to me oga mouth piece?

I'm putting graces in their right cases duh. . follow suit when u know what's what Mr.

Well i dont know cos i dint belong to your odi group

lysaa:

My odi friend, i see u're basking in your odi euphoria. . Nobody reach u o. After all, odi nor! Lol.

Otenwen, I see you've come again especially now that you have folded your wrapper to fit in your mother-care pant to give your flat yansh (used for grounding pepper and tomatoes) shape.

lysaa:

Whats a compliment to me?
Flat nyash? LOL

Someone is finally agreeing to her qualities.

lysaa:

U have no idea who an odi is so how do u know it applies to me oga mouth piece?

You cannot run from your traits embedded in your roots Lysaa. You give what you have and should be able to take it also when it is returned, innit?
So enjoy your ODIcism cos it's a trait you can't cure. (That's you spitting uncontrollably again)

NB: I'm sure the tax collectors got to you, right? No wonder your spell or I can presume my earlier comments took you away.

Anyway, thanks to Efemena for bring your flat yansh back here but if she see that wrapper wen you fold inside your pant, she go fex for you o.

Lysaa and sledge una don start again abi you guys r gonna make a great couple

bashy_demy:

Lysaa and sledge una don start again abi you guys r gonna make a great couple

How is the bolded ever considered a question or a statement?

hehe

A cop pulls a young guy over:

"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.

"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.

"Yup, but I didn't see you!" said the chap.

sledge406:

A cop pulls a young guy over:

"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.

"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.

"Yup, but I didn't see you!" said the chap.

sledge406:

Otenwen, I see you've come again especially now that you have folded your wrapper to fit in your mother-care pant to give your flat yansh (used for grounding pepper and tomatoes) shape.

Someone is finally agreeing to her qualities.
You cannot run from your traits embedded in your roots Lysaa. You give what you have and should be able to take it also when it is returned, innit?
So enjoy your ODIcism cos it's a trait you can't cure. (That's you spitting uncontrollably again)

NB: I'm sure the tax collectors got to you, right? No wonder your spell or I can presume my earlier comments took you away.

Anyway, thanks to Efemena for bring your flat yansh back here but if she see that wrapper wen you fold inside your pant, she go fex for you o.

Cheii!!

but una can fight eh!

I nor like fight o I like quarrel pass fight and nor be my fault na. Lysaa nor know as she wan tell me say she like me no wonder she dey always pull my original fake shirt anyhow. (Na the hem of the shirt she pull or but the neck of my shirt don slack )

You nor see her stunt with the wrapper? (See as you use style avoid the matter)

LOL Efe no mind the 2 invincible couples jare

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said, "you can't buy that dog food, we need evidence that you have a dog." So she brought in her dog and she got the dog food.
The next day, the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said, "you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat". She went home and got her cat hence she got the cat food.
Next day the same old lady went in again and had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it which she did. She claimed it felt warm and soft to which the little old lady then said, "now you're satisfied, can I have some toilet paper, please?"

A maid went to church and the pastor asked, "how many of you want to go to heaven?" Everyone put their hand up except the maid. An usher standing close to her asked, "you nor wan go heaven? Why you nor raise your hand?"
Maid replied saying, "my madam say after church make I no go anywhere. She say make I come home straight."

Nice one sledge

sledge406:

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said, "you can't buy that dog food, we need evidence that you have a dog." So she brought in her dog and she got the dog food.
The next day, the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said, "you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat". She went home and got her cat hence she got the cat food.
Next day the same old lady went in again and had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it which she did. She claimed it felt warm and soft to which the little old lady then said, "now you're satisfied, can I have some toilet paper, please?"

Nice one, love it!

bashy_demy:

LOL Efe no mind the 2 invincible couples jare

Abi? dem own better pass Naija movie

sledge406:

I nor like fight o I like quarrel pass fight and nor be my fault na. Lysaa nor know as she wan tell me say she like me no wonder she dey always pull my original fake shirt anyhow. (Na the hem of the shirt she pull or but the neck of my shirt don slack )

You nor see her stunt with the wrapper? (See as you use style avoid the matter)

Free me na! Moi is just a humble spectator enjoying the free show

sledge406:

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said, "you can't buy that dog food, we need evidence that you have a dog." So she brought in her dog and she got the dog food.
The next day, the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said, "you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat". She went home and got her cat hence she got the cat food.
Next day the same old lady went in again and had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it which she did. She claimed it felt warm and soft to which the little old lady then said, "now you're satisfied, can I have some toilet paper, please?"

oooooooohhhh!!!

now that is truely disgusting. . But classy!

Loving your Jokes Sledge - more pls. . .

LOL Sledge, that was too odish! I don't get sign lang but i can read ur rage under ur confused countenance. . I nor fit shout jor, u be odi, U won't hear it!

@Efemena. . .I go soon charge you for this acclaimed free show. But nor talk again for the matter sha make I handle her well well.

@Lysaa. . .You're blabbing again. See spit everywhere on your halter abi na alter neck top . You should learn to walk around with a bib to clean your mouth always. Disgusting!
How else have I been communicating with an odi such as yourself if not for the fact you know how to read and write?

Hmmm Lysaa and Sledge don start again

two peas in a pod

na the same day dem born those two

Lysaa to Bashy: "Why is it that if a girl has sex with more than one guy she is a tagged a slut but if a guy has sex with more than one girl he is seen as a legend?"
Bashy to Lysaa: "If a lock can be opened by more than one key it is a useless lock but if the key can open many doors, it is a master key. Don't you agree?"

Son walks in on his Dad screwing his Mom. Dad just laughs in his face and shuts the door. Later on, Dad walks in on Son screwing Grandma.
Son says, "Not so funny when it's YOUR Mom!"

Things r happening!

Sledge, don't try to smoothen your ignorance abi dem swear for u? LOL. .already fig'd out somebody's hipped u up to what odi is along the line. So u could be that curious yet u pretend. Your "otenwen" gave u away, was wrongly spelt sha.

Alrighty now. . u and I know what u IS, I rest my case Mr odi.

Wat The hell is happening in here. Fast-forward this page to where Lyssa and Sledge settle this case.

Ok thanks jare neyshed help me fast forward am tire of all this man is hot in here