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dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

Then you must be very careless.
This only ought to happen in a man's life only once.
Once. and you will never EVA forget it.
After that you learn your lesson and look before you zip.

dimexy247:
3. Balls Stuck To Leg
Do your balls ever get stuck to your leg? Ever? Like they get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs

crackhaus:
Boss na you go resurrect this thread?

You know threads such as these that "empower" the male folk dont make it past the first page for fear of a revolution

crackhaus:
[size=18pt]Gaddemiit[/size], it means be a man...don't be a sissy, don't be mangina, don't be a fvck boy.

Never let your woman be too comfortable in the assumption that she has a lot of power over you.

Maaamaaa:
Okay MA. I'll tell him about the ante-natal but I don't to call off the wedding if not he will use it against me to my parents and his parents. I want to focus on me and my baby and let him decide for himself what he wants.

He is going to choose to marry you so as not to bring shame to you or your parents. He has said so already. This man is not marrying you for love but because he feels trapped and obligated. And you still want to go ahead cos "u dont want him to use it against u to your parents"? Cos you dont want them to say it was you that broke off the engagement?

Is it when you are pregnant for the second, nay, third child and he comes home drunk every night with a used condom dangling forgotten on his manhood and he attacks you and the kids out of sheer frustration that your eyes will clear??


Ladies of empowerment in this section. I leave this matter to you.
*walks out of thread.

Maaamaaa:
No I'm not.

Our company pays us half of our salary now (that's why he is always broke) but I have the support of my parents. They help me out when I need.

But my dad threatened to cut me off if I have a child out of wedlock.

Babe forget that thing@bold. Will your father be there when u r living a miserable life and your by-force husband is scorning you and cheating on you? Is he bearing the sadness you are feeling now? You have to grow up fast and become your own individual. You can't rely on your father all your life. Dont condemn yourself to a lifetime of misery cos you want to please someone that wont be there when u cry to sleep at night.

Maaamaaa:
I will try my best not be biased about our story and if you have any questions to ask please do.

I met him last year December precisely and we both work in the same office, we became best of friends but he was in a relationship (distant) and I was single.
We were really close because we both were new in town with no family around and then I fell in love with him and opened up about my feelings to him but he said he was in a relationship.

I was hurt but I held my head up and moved on. I started mingling with other male colleagues and then he became jealous and so I confronted him about it (still loved him) and u also told him to choose between us and he said he wants me. His decision was based on the fact that the other lady was far away, he thought she was promiscuous and she is an OND holder etc (I got to find out about this later).

We moved in together because of financial stress and talked about getting married next year... Late June this year I found out he had not broken up with the other lady, confronted him about it and he settled the issue.

I got pregnant July and he asked for an abortion, I insisted on keeping the baby with or without marriage.. He finally accepted to marry me and proceeded to tell my parents(he later said I forced him to that). He accused me of so many things and called me different names.

He traveled to his hometown and informed his parents about it all and met with the lady. On his return, he said the lady gives him peace and if I lose this pregnancy he will go back with her and that he loves her but he is just getting married to me because he respects my family and do not want to bring shame to me at work.

I cried, prayed and endured it all. Two weeks ago his family came for the introduction and the wedding has been fixed for December but I'm not happy.

I'm a shadow of myself, he feels disgusted by my presence and I can't say anything without him getting angry. I used to nag and quarrel a lot but I've stopped, even when I'm angry I just walk away.

He does not care about me and this pregnancy and if I tell him I'm sick or tired or anything, he will just say that I'm not the first to get pregnant and that it's when I push the baby he will take responsibility.

I have tried my best and I'm confused, last night I called him peacefully to ask him what I'm doing wrong but he said I'm disturbing him. I used to call his parents and my parents to intervene but he said I should stop that and I have stopped.

Please what can I do to save our relationship, it's not easy for me . this is not the man I fell in love with help me and please I need your advice because I am ready to do anything.

I want my child to have a normal family.

Sorry dear.

He never loved you.

The reason he had a relationship with you to begin with is because u were available and desperate for him(sorry, but its the truth).

Since you havent married yet i would strongly advice against u getting married to this man. This foundation is already faulty and marriage is for life. His feelings for you wont change o, no matter the amount of love you throw at him, he will always feel u trapped him with pregnancy and the other lady was 'perfect'. Men dont change in marriage o.

Don't marry him. Accept life as a single mother for now, your true love will come along, one that you will profess love for and who will love you back and not be irritated by your sight .
All the best.

His decision was based on the fact that the other lady was far away, he thought she was promiscuous and she is an OND holder etc (I got to find out about this later).

We moved in together because of financial stress and talked about getting married next year... Late June this year I found out he had not broken up with the other lady, confronted him about it and he settled the issue.

I got pregnant July and he asked for an abortion, I insisted on keeping the baby with or without marriage.. He finally accepted to marry me and proceeded to tell my parents(he later said I forced him to that). He accused me of so many things and called me different names

Smh.
*goes back to reading.

eestate:
A house wife was caught in the act of adultery, by her husband and her husband's punishment is either to beat her seriously or to send her away! as a wife which option would you prefer? your response will be highly appreciated thank you

He can also forgive her. Why should there be only two options to this discovery?

*Modified. Old thread.

Mimzyy:
I actually thought you were hung.erbad but i just checked and he's online so doubts erased . Pick.abeau's sobriquet sounds so feminine. Would have thought 'twas a lady behind it #mybad

@hu.ngerbad
@pickabeau being feminine

All these sobriquets sef
[size=3pt]See, i don dey sabi the word[/size]

Mimzyy:
Ehmm, be serious will you Just tell me if you have an alternate. Cmon

No o.
Was just curious. I think i write like pickabeau. Or he writes like me But i use more exclamations!

Ishilove:
10 years??

It musta been a troll account. Pele

Yimu

Mimzyy:
You type a lot like someone. Maybe it's just me though...
PS: Easy on those ladies

Am curious, who do I type like?
Is it Pic.. ?

crackhaus:
Lmao...

Dude, the way you've been dodging em' bullets here with little effort... Neo got nothing on ya

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/matrix.gif

Hehe, dont mind them.
Although all this their chatter makes for a strong argument against a man marrying more than one wife

cococandy:
Okay you win.

I don tire.

I won?
Cool
Didnt know it was a contest though.




[size=4pt]Last one ma[/size]

Message seen on the other thread and acknowledged ma'm, but as you can see i'm not exchanging words per se, just responding to mentions. We're all good


Modified.
Ok ma

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cococandy:
Classic blackmail.

A man doesn't have to agree with misogyny to be manly. It's the chauvinist way of guilting good men into supporting evil because they don't want to be seen as sissy by rotten eggs among the men folk.

I'm sure thorpido is a man in every sense of the word. Yet your post struck him as the BS that it really is.

Lol, now whose the blackmailer? Leave thorpido out of this, he posted and i replied and there was no animosity therein. You girls on the other hand, well...

You are the misandrist here, the way you up and attack left right and centre! Nothing a man does is good enough, you see every male action as an attempt to supress women, how do you manage in real life? I write a tale about a woman being the victim you cry foul, i write a tale about the man being the beast you cry foul, do you even know what you want? Or do you just impulsively disagree with anything i type cos i beleive men should be the head of the home and women should be pampered? So anyone anti-feminist must be a misogynist?
You're the joke!

missjo:
Lol,that's wild mayne, real wild.
You people go all out on this section for real

Its crayzie i tell ya

byvan03:
Thats what you told me .

Meanwhile cococandy be looking at you like

byvan03:
Thats what you told me .

Sharp babe

Mimzyy:
So I was bored and I went to the diary section, came across yours and I glanced through. Something struck me and I carefully read the three pages afresh. My question- Do you have another 'active' moniker?

Cc [size=2pt]5minsmadness[/size]

Nope.
Had one once that was quickly banned for ten years by ishilove. But that didnt last 24hrs.

Why did u ask?

merahki:
Lol
My apologies again....
...and for keeping it there...SMH...will catch you and store one day too...but I don't want it saved, however cute or wimpy it may be..please?
I am gonna read "midnight notes" now
You could never find out what my username was...not even as a dare...so don't bother
Ciao
(For 5minsmadness)

But i really liked it
Oh all right. Will delete.
I doubt you'll understand that diary, too randomly updated.

byvan03:
;DAm sure cococandy paid for this one you posted ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No be me talk am o

cococandy:
From your fellow dude

Some dudes are straight, some dudes are gay, and yet others are hen-pecked to the point of no longer being men although having the form thereof.

It is obvious which one that 'dude'belongs to

byvan03:
5minsmadness please am watching out for "Ebenezer the foolish man ",now that we are updated on" Sarah the foolish woman" .

Money for hand, you know the rest

oloyede252:
Nice story or not, o don't Really care But I give kudos to 5min for giving a set of married women something to yarn about.just love seeing them.

Thanks o jare.
I make thier day.
They'd be bored stiff without me

cococandy:
@bold, Delusional. What's to enjoy in this bullcrap misogynistic story?

Lol do you even know the meaning of judgmental?

Anyway I'm waiting for the day that you will without mincing words encourage a man to put up with BS like that in your post.

Until then, you're not serious.

You're right about being entertained though.
That's all your story serves. No actual sense in it.

Clowns are also entertaining

Pay me and i'll write about it since you girls are obviously too lazy to write up something yourselves.

This is no delusion, you enjoy my posts, admit it!

Oh ok, you already did

cococandy:
Anyone that doesn't sin alleluia to foolishness is bitter. Na today?

Let's wait for the not-bitter ones to come agree with your irritating post.

They already have! Have a look see.



Come tomorrow i will post another story. And another. And another.

And you and your crew will come and read it even though you complain about it.

Do you know why?

Because you enjoy my posts.

You enjoy the emotional upheaval it gives you. You thrive of it. It gives you girls on here something to squawk about.

Or are you not entertained?

So instead of getting all judgemental and high and mighty, do the proper thing.

Get on your knees and Thank me!

PresVA:
What are you even saying? so you'll wish your sister or daughter to go through what this woman went through ?

The lesson here (if any) should even be for the men...

It was!
The lesson was for the men all along. To learn how not to be hasty in their decisions. And a lesson to both partners to learn to stick by their spouses no matter what. But bitterness no let the women commenting see road. Men have so dealt with and subdued them that they cant have a balanced view on anything. Any article they read is a war on the sexes.

They should continue jo! More power to them. Amma gonna just sit back and enjoy.

Dyt:
Like?




All that needs for me is my bag
My scarf for prayers
My wallet
Drugs
Pad
Charger
Id card, ATM, hospital cards

I am good to go

What about de deek
De deek nko?
How come no one's mentioned de deeek