SarutobiEky:
chuckles.. you have a feeling...that tonight's gonna be a......

A quiet, sad night.

Sixfeetbelle:


Me ke? Adorable? Fun to be with?

Wait, do I know you from before?

well, on the outside, you try to be defensive, but i know deep down in your heart, you are such a nice person. I'm positive about that.

Sixfeetbelle:


A quiet, sad night.

lol..you better come off of it. Btw when was the last time you dated any soul?

Cutehector:
well, you don't have to be in love to be heartbroken. Heartbroken can mean sad, dissapointed, unhappy with past events.

We've all been there, that's why we are humans. It is ok to feel that way, not a crime to want a shoulder to lean on. But if it is ok you don't need a friend, i'll leave.

Leave ke? When the party is just starting?

Don't mind me, Sir. My attention has been distracted all night but you have it now.

Yes, what are you saying in essence?

SarutobiEky:
Godspeed my nigga, Godspeed....I want to see your pre-wedding shoot latest February next year. I don't drink nor smoke, but I'd like a partially burnt cake to that effect.

God bless you SarutobiEky. Amen we'll be on the front-page.

Cutehector:
God bless you SarutobiEky. Amen we'll be on the front-page.

hehe.

Sixfeetbelle:


I don't want anymore. You've ruined it already so I don't need any further "disregard" on the matter .

Thank you.

*sighs*


Guess you dont wanna face the truth then.

Well, cutehector seems nice, I wish you both well dear

Sixfeetbelle:


Leave ke? When the party is just starting?

Don't mind me, Sir. My attention has been distracted all night but you have it now.

Yes, what are you saying in essence?

Si!

SarutobiEky:
lol..you better come off of it. Btw when was the last time you dated any soul?

2017.

Things have been non-aligning since then.

luminouz:



*sighs*


Guess you dont wanna face the truth then.

Well, cutehector seems nice, I wish you both well dear

I want love, you're preaching to me there's no love. Didn't you see my disclaimer?

Sixfeetbelle:


Leave ke? When the party is just starting?

Don't mind me, Sir. My attention has been distracted all night but you have it now.

Yes, what are you saying in essence?

can we talk about life, nature, love, get to understand our likes? Come to a neutral ground and reason together? Please

Cutehector:
well, on the outside, you try to be defensive, but i know deep down in your heart, you are such a nice person. I'm positive about that.

I am?


I'm sobbing right now.

Cutehector:
I just like her, she is so adorable and fun to be with

Oily mudafvcker!!!

Cutehector:
can we talk about life, nature, love, get to understand our likes? Come to a neutral ground and reason together? Please

Okay. I'd like that very much.

Shortyy:


Sometimes I wonder if y'all read someone's post at all. Where in my post did I generalize? Did I type men anywhere?

Even my first sentence wrote "relationship of these days" can't you READ?? Please leave me alone.

Lol, I should leave you alone keh? when I am not holding you

It was your moniker "gender sign." that portrayed you as a female so I know you were referring to men in your post and your previous comments seems more like you were generalising about men.


Incase you don't know na me talk

Sixfeetbelle:


2017.

Things have been non-aligning since then.

chuckles. Mine was since 2015,, give Mr Hector a chance, will ya? He might turn out to be your charming.

Sixfeetbelle:


I am?


I'm sobbing right now.

Haaaaaaa.... This one is strong gan oh...are you depressed tonight or what?

Cutehector,get her address and do the needful

luminouz:


Oily mudafvcker!!!

Wait, I thought you already gave him your blessing?

Sixfeetbelle:


I am?


I'm sobbing right now.

forget that Nairaland is a faceless forum, in reality, everyone needs love and deserves to be treated right especially with respect. The best wine they say, is always reserved the last.

luminouz:


Haaaaaaa.... This one is strong gan oh...ate you depressed tonight or what?

Cutehector,get her address and do the needful

Wahlai if Hector dull, Oyo lo wa.

MrTAnonymous:


Lol, I should leave you alone keh? when I am not holding you

It was your moniker "gender sign." that portrayed you as a female so I know you were referring to men in your post and your previous comments seems more like you were generalising about men.


Incase you don't know na me talk

Next time read and digest. Everything isn't gender war.

SarutobiEky:
chuckles. Mine was since 2015,, give Mr Hector a chance, will ya? He might turn out to be your charming.

That long ago. Why?

Choice or circumstance?

Sixfeetbelle:


Wait, I thought you already gave him your blessing?

Yes na...I.was just teasing him ni

SarutobiEky:
Wahlai if Hector dull, Oyo lo wa.

Lol...I think he won't disappoint!!!

Sixfeetbelle:


Okay. I'd like that very much.

thank you. I'll be glad if I had your contact. Do you mind a call?

luminouz:



Lol...I think he won't disappoint!!!

make e be like that o.

Sixfeetbelle:


I want love, you're preaching to me there's no love. Didn't you see my disclaimer?

No vex babe....

I wish you all the love you desire!!!

Sixfeetbelle:


That long ago. Why?

Choice or circumstance?

circumstance, choice. Would it have made any difference? Well, I believe the world is currently bereft of true love. The average human is out for only themselves. Selflessness is a long gone virtue. True love I believe exists only between a mother and her child. The one that comes close is agape love..the love of Christ trumps the others though

Sixfeetbelle:
Chim ooh! Local girl is tired. Ole ihe bu ihe nkaa?

The Genesis of the matter.

I just finished watching a romantic movie and I've been sighing longingly for over an hour. What is in this "love" that people are falling into everyday yet I've been unlucky in finding that place? And although I hear people say "there's no love in Nigeria", I can't help but doubt them when I see my timelines on Facebook. Wedding every Saturday, love in the air. Or is there own feem trick?. Does love segregate?

What pushed me to write this thread?

I just realised that as old as I am, I've never been in love before and I'm suddenly coming to the unpalatable conclusion that at the rate I'm going, falling in love may never happen to me (wails uncontrollably). I want to love somebody's son and I want somebody's son to love me back. Is it hard to do?

There was a time I thought I knew how to achieve this feat but conditions are not favoring my initial plans of travelling abroad, doing a whirlwind romance and falling in love like they portray that they do over there, so I've decided to cut my coat according to my cloth, literally, and just do the type practiced here. So early this year, I made a research (Aproko) on how best to achieve this and voila: Nairaland Romance section popped up in brilliant hues.

Romance-land and the word "love"

But contrary to my expectations, romanceland has failed woefully in trying to help me attain this goal (these peeps here don't know what love is). With their incessant need to discuss on repetition topics ranging from preeks and kitten to redpill and feminism, even broke guys and entitled ladies all day long, I've found it hard to actually pinpoint a topic/thread that centers/teaches on love and how to fall in it. Thus asking, should I consult another section and try my luck over there? Maybe politics section? Those guys over there "sound" vicious enough and since the violent taketh it by force...

What I need?

So I've taken it upon myself to make the necessary clarion call on behalf of all the single people like me who has never been in love before, and for those who wish to experience it again to get the directions they need. As I am ignorant about how to go about falling in love, I'd implore those with expertise to help us with plentiful knowledge on the matter so that we can all learn and apply it.

Specifically, I need clarification on: where the entrance called "love" is located so I can go and fall inside or is that it is no longer accepting applications at this time? Has the door of love finally closed?



Thank you.


Disclaimer: Any attempt, or attempted attempt or attempt to attempt to disrupt, disintegrate, dismember or disjoin the appendages of this piece shall be met with muted silence and overlook of the highest frequency. All plans to prove your careless disregard for the topic shall be treated with unwavering nonchalance. Be warned.

It's somehow mutual too, I've never been in love but I don't think I'm really worried about that. Or should I be?

My worry has been how I'd be able to get all the material things I would love to have like a 2020 BMW M8 competition Gran-coupé, travel around the world and eat different dishes. I'm more worried about being broke because I'm materialistic.

I also wish to impact the world positively, especially Nigeria. If I'm blessed with enough money, I'll like to take care of the poor, disabled, sick, etc.

Sawzer:



It's somehow mutual too, I've never been in love but I don't think I'm really worried about that. Or should I be?

My worry has been how I'd be able to get all the material things I would love to have like a 2020 BMW M8 competition Gran-coupé, travel around the world and eat different dishes. I'm more worried about being broke because I'm materialistic.

I also wish to impact the world positively, especially Nigeria. If I'm blessed with enough money, I'll like to take care of the poor, disabled, sick, etc.

Start by taking care of me bro...


I'm a PM away. Bless me!!

(YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE: My mama said, "you can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait" She said, "love don't come easy But it's a game of give and take" You can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait Just trust in a good time No matter how long it takes" by Diana Ross). I also feel this way at times but remember that two hearts have to be united to ignite the fire of love. There has to be mutual interest involved before love can exist. You alone cannot make love happen. It takes two to tango. Just pray & be patient. *Take lights.*

Love is totally different from what young people fantasize about. Most young people think aboit sex when they say love. But its deeper than that.

To me love is being responsible. Putting the needs of someone or others ahead of yours. Hurting ,if necessary, just to make sure the other is happy and comfortable.

Love is sacrifice. It's living for others. It's what makes a father/mother stay hungry to make sure their kids are feed. It's what makes you deny yourself of luxuries to make sure others have enough.

Now for the one seeking love, are you ready to give these to another individual who is not related to you by blood? If not, then you are not ready to receive love. Just continue with transactional relationships that most people have and mistake for love.