bk.babe97y:

Put that lie on you moms life!

If you telling tall tales that she die a miserable, agonizing death. . . .

Deal?

Newscaster:

No wonder police arrested you - please check his Nairaland picture and caption. He wants to sleep with all the women on Nairaland, if he has his ways. Mtchewwww. Look at the website below his username. He is a pervert that shouldnt be taken seriously. How I wish the police tracks your IP and slams you in jail forever, a pervert like you. Between a sex pervert and the Nigerian Police, which one will you send to hell first? A pervert of course because he might be laying predator for your wife or even your under aged kid somewhere.

I'll send you to hell first!, See this not-so smart guy, ow is his caption our concern GET A GRIP OF UR LIFE IST!

Newscaster link=topic=625849.msg7933675#msg7933675 date=1300393168:

Dont worry about how I reason, worry about your own first.

ah ah ah ah, try another joke  

Babzilla:

2 those of u who believe things will change in this hole- good luck 2 u. cos the way I c it, u'll have more luck finding a unicorn.

buzugee:

calm your butt down. same thing happens to me in america everyday. cuz a brother is driving a car with tinted windows i get harassed and thrown in police cell for hours on end over trumped up charges. needless to say, i have removed the tint from my car.

charlie193:

@ Poster
Thank God that you came out 5 hours leter. My experience in naija at yaba one morninig kept me thinking,   and I had this resolution that Nigeria is  an "hopeless" country. sorry if I sound too negative, but that is the truth! mayb for now. I wait to see the change soon,

I finished my engineering degree in one of the Nigeria useless university without job.  One morning, I was walking along yaba area trying to look for where to fix my glasses along the road. Suddenly, a Bus -  commercial bus - packed very close to where I was standing and a group of guys came out from the Bus and order me to go inside that they are Police office. I refused, untill I was shown their Police ID. I entered the bus, hoping that they will tell me my offence. I was thinking my offence  maybe that I was fixing my pair of glassses with those guys along the road not using a registered Optian, so I planned to tell them that I was unemployed so I can afford the consultant fee of an optomologist or optian. Inshot I teck to Yaba that day,

Alas, that was not my offence. I was told to show my ID, which I did   showing my National ID. Then they collected my wallet, searching for only God knows what! I have alot of Busiiness contact  card inside my wallet. I have only the money I wanted to use to get the glasses fix. The Bus was still moving all this time,  I guess the Driver is not a police officer.



In the Bus I meet some other guys. We were all taken to the  Police barrack at somewhere in surulere. At the station,  the police officers are giving all of us our offences.  Guys please my u na follow me hear offences

One guy was told that because his laptop has no receipt, means that he is a Yahoo Boy, another guy among us was told that since he is a student of Unilag, that he should be in school at that time why was he in Yaba, that it either he is a pick pocket or fake money changer,   alot of offencees like that I can really remember again. I was just laughing! Yes there was one guy charge for carry Black sack,  na when I hear this I canot control my laughter again.

Mine was that ,  during the time one of the police was checking my wallet, they found a small  broken rusted blade.  I  cannot even remember how it got there, it  was rusted, shows that it has being there for long.  so I was charge for light weapon carrier, guys at this time I was laughing so loud, I was laughing at the failure of Nigeria system,  You need to see the way the officers were saying it,  You are charge for  CARRING LIGHT WEAPON, each time I ask which weapon?, they would show me the rusted broken blade, i would laugh so loud!

Others paid to gain their fredom, and when they saw that I was just catching fun with them, they have to let me go, but I was just laughing at Nigeria as a  country.

Solomon227:

Another product of PDP 12 years of misrule.,.,.,

[size=24pt]Vote Buhari-Bakare 2011[/size] for the future of our children

eros:

Sadly, most people will never do anything about it. Come to think of it, what class of people suffer this kind of assault? The middle and poor class, why you may ask me because they don't have money, car, or the good things of life to afford the best things. The OP was definitely walking along the street and not driving in some expensive tinted Mercedes Benz or the latest Honda Accord or Toyota Camry.

eros:

That apart, how many people have personal Lawyers in Nigeria. As learned as i am, i don't even have one yet, although planning on getting one soon. Then you think of the cost to keep a Lawyer whom we think doesn't serve any purpose to us. The stereotype in Nigeria is that Lawyers are meant for the rich, famous, politicians and criminals. Hence we feel we don't need them.

eros:

Then think again, would you dare fight against the Nigeria Police and be accidentally shot dead   I come from a family that has produced one Commissioner of Police and an Assistant Commissioner of Police, but truth is i still hate the Police like hell. I hate the Police because of what they represent. Only the high ranking officers and the learned ones among can be said to be sane and handle cases the right way. The average police man on the street is like a roaring lion looking for who to devour. I see them as demons and agents of the devil, unleashing threats, death and pain on the people they are suppose to protect. [/color]

harakiri:

Trust me, whatever police brutality you have experienced in America is nothing compared to Nigeria. You could be out drinking with your guys at 7:30pm and a Police van just shows up and they order everyone into the van. Any attempt to resist or claim your civil rights could have you ending up shot in the leg or even killed on the spot! ! ! Did you say tinted windows? Good grief. That's an everyday thing in 9ja and most people who don't have a tint permit "settle" the police and drive on. A Nigerian Police Officer can stop you on the road, search through your car,luggage,wallet,pockets and everything personal without cause and if you make one feeble attempt to defend your rights, you could end up with an AK-47 bullet through the chest and that's the end of you! Case closed! ! !

Haven't you read or heard of the Apo six? That kinda crap happens day in, day out in Nigeria. The only time it goes public is when someone of influence is involved. Commercial drivers and conductors get shot to death every now and then for N20 (less than 10 cents). Can that happen in America? Abeg, no even try compare jare. Dat your talk no follow.

End of!

buzugee:

its on my moms life. this aint no joke bruh. i get harrassed nearly everyday by the chicago police cuz i look young, have my baseball cap backwards sometimes and drive a car with a tint. i have had guns pulled on me, i have had police reach down into my nuts looking for drugs, i have been thrown in police cell for 2 hours, i have had to go to court numerous times over trumped up charges, i have been slammed on my ride. this ain no joke bruh. these CPD are crazy as heck

Kobojunkie:

You know what my sister said when she read this, she said you probably are some druggie or criminal, as she is also young and lives in the very same Chicago YOU CLAIM but she has never heard from her African American friends the crap you have above. ROFLMAO!!!

Kobojunkie:

You know what my sister said when she read this, she said you probably are some druggie or criminal, as she is also young and lives in the very same Chicago YOU CLAIM but she has never heard from her African American friends the crap you have above. ROFLMAO!!!

Sisi_Kill:

LMFAO! Was about to say the same thing.

He prolly lives in Cabrini Green or the South Side

Just joking oh!

harakiri:

[b]The only serious lawyers in Nigeria are either those that are into property litigation or those defending the interests of thieving politicians. [/b]Most times, it's best to swallow your pride and move on. Nigerian lawyers would rather make a simple case appear complex by complicating things in court and keep deliberately keep the case pending till thy kingdom come. This is because they know that so long as the case remains unresolved, you will always drop money. The difference between Nigerian lawyers and Nigerian Police is that only one of them is armed. They are all the same thing. I am talking from several bitter experiences!

Sisi_Kill:

LMFAO! Was about to say the same thing.

He prolly lives in Cabrini Green or the South Side

Just joking oh!

Newscaster:

angels?

Kobojunkie:

I doubt that too because I have been in the southside for some months now and most of the policemen down there are black. And those who live in the area, rarely speak of the nonsense this one dey here dey spew. I think this is someone with a complex trying to seem like he knows what he is talking after selectively reading news of the few cases either online or on tv.