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My Mother In-law Is Doing This , And She Is Pushing Me !!! / My Wife Called My Mum Insane. / Marriage And Its Challenges; My wife is pushing me to the extremes (2) (3) (4)
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| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by advanceDNA: 7:47pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Oracleforce: Eternal cross kee you there...na by force to remain in a bad marriage??.. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by betshopagent(m): 7:47pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
start malteralting her.beat her up at any giving opportunity.Thats what she needs.Some women are built like that. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by kingyang: 7:48pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama: Seat with her and discuss very well, your wife need real banging that will shake her hips , make her cum very well. KINDS OF SEX IN A RELATIONSHIP/ MARRIAGE!!! � RECONCILIATION SEX:- Sex is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage/Relationship. If you don't use SEX to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate sex as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict. � HEALING SEX:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good Sex I mean very good Sex. Healing sex is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands/Boyfriends, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%. You can work from the side. � PUNISHMENT SEX:- When I counsel couples, at times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of sex", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more sex as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using sex. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment sex is very hot but with love. � � MEMORABLE SEX:- This is a very special kind of sex that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage or take her to your village or camp if there is no money. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness. � QUICK SURPRISED SEX:- This is a sex that married couples should do often to build their love life. One "Quickie" is stronger than 100 Love Charms from India or oshogbo. A Quickie is that very fast sex that a couple does in ODD places or in ODD position. Usually one spouse surprises the other with it. You don't take formal permission for quickies. You just start it just like that. MARRIAGES WITHOUT QUICKIES HAVE QUICK PROBLEMS AND BREAK QUICK. Spouses who don't believe in surprise sex are analogue and expired. Quickies can be done in the car. Drive her to a corner and pretend as if the car didn't start. It can take place on kitchen sink or at the balcony or inside swimming pool or in garden even at the staircase. � EXERCISE SEX:- This type should happen frequently especially in the mornings around 4am.so u can rest again before waking up. God did it that the male organ wakes up in the morning erect to greet it's Owner - the Wife. So as much as humanly possible, let every wife answer the morning greeting. God's mercies are New Every Morning. Great is His Faithfulness. Mercy and Faithfulness are co-joined twins. � ENCOURAGEMENT SEX:- You use this type of Sex to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say "I didn't know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you". � REWARD SEX:- This is the type that you reward your spouse for achieving something unique or for exceeding expectations. Reward Sex is not just one round but extended over a period of time. Reward Sex is an open check to do whatever he or she loves. It's extra ordinary. � PROCREATION SEX:- This is sex you do purely for pregnancy. When you need child, the best style is the one that gives the husband maximum penetration. Support your wife with pillow if you aren't a longman. But you must make sure it is as wet as wetness can be. Sperm needs wetness to swim inside the womb. When he releases he must remain inside there for a few minutes. Don't pull fast. (Some people have argued that this ceremony is not required but there's no harm trying if procreation is what you eagerly desire.) Enjoy yours with joy and make sure you eat fruits when you can, and drink enough water. Have a nice day. 1 Like |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by BrainSanitizer: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama:Go and buy guitar. If you don't know how to play, learn quickly. Any time she starts wahalla, just play "guitar boy" by Victor Uwaifo for her. She go know say you don recognize her but you no go run. Even ogbanje dey admire respect and acceptance. "...if you see mami water ooo, never never ever run away..." 1 Like |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Hotguy27: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama: Let me be frank with you, you are not satisfying her on the bed. You may say "but we dated for 3 years and she never complained". My brother, I have just told you the problem. You were using condoms before but now, the whole thing is juicy and waiting for you to bang flesh to flesh for long but NEPA is taking light unexpectedly. Go and do something to avoid crashing your marriage. Be confident! Stop taking sugary drinks. Start doing exercise. Start taking fruits especially water melon, banana, coconut, bitter Kola etc Engage her in a serious pre-intimacy, s*ck her and let her cum severally before trusting in. Thank me later. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by mrsteel: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Pinkyposh:Na so una dey talk When u get your own now, na your behavior go worse pass sef |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by edoairways: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale:Mr man, you can never understand a woman. The truth be told, she needs pleasure sex. Maybe he is one minute man |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by mariahAngel(f): 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
[s] ikllbrokehoes:[/s] Shut up! Liar like you! I swear, ten thousand of una no reach! No be joke! I go tear you to pieces!  Like I told you before, I am a force you can never ever contend with. Hehehehehehehehehehehe  What I did to ogunboy and the other one will be nothing compared to what will happen to you. Olodo rabata! That can’t even spell correctly! Oboy! Carry your clout chasing frustrated ass dey go back! Esu! 1 Like |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by 77star: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Gwan2:Kai  Wisdom 1 Like |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Kay25(m): 7:51pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama:are u serious about this or u want to just get a post on the page?if u are serious then check her well u need to assess her mental health and after that u need seek for help if her case is not spiritual or else u will wake up one day and beat her to death |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Codes151(m): 7:51pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Check your self You have wrong somehow. Get her to explain. Stop listening to kids here |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by MightySparrow: 7:52pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
anthonyuncle: Make ẹ go carry pappy water come nah. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Scamperlee(m): 7:54pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
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| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by mrsteel: 7:55pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
sisisioge:Why do u always post like a weirdo most times? |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Stronghold91: 7:56pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Bleep happiness commote from her body |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Jeon(f): 7:56pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Sherman1759: Kiaaaa Nigerians and sex. Vegetable is a person that is no longer able to function mentally e.g brain injury. CELLPHONE and GOOGLE is your friend.
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| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by mariahAngel(f): 7:56pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
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| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by offiahvictor(m): 7:57pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama:I thought it was our president Haribu story |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by franchasng: 7:57pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama:Hahahahahahahaha. Your case is beyond marriage wahala, two things are involved here, your wife is either going mentally insane gradually, or she is heavily possessed by an evil spirit (spirit husband) who is unhappy she got married, so their mission is to either destroy her marriage or get you out of the way. Maybe you need to move out from the house codedly for your own safety before she stabs you to death while you are asleep 1 Like |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Habib101: 7:57pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vegetables oboy, all this talkings she dey talk no be the match result of the other room, am smelling a zero scoreline here. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Klass99(f): 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
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| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Nobody: 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
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| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by ezegenigbonine: 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
She want you to man up. She want you to correct her harshly when ever she do something bad. She want you to beat her if need arise. I once had a girl friend like that, she went to the extent of threatening me that if I don't beat her that she will break up with me, just imagine. Some time she will tell me that beating her up makes her feel that am strong and can handle her lols It was later I found out that she was trained in a harsh environment so I stopped blaming her for being an ogbanje. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Habib101: 8:00pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
anthonyuncle:U talking about the other room ba, |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by dingbang(m): 8:00pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Woman sef. E just better to be single and employ cook, cleaner and babe wey her work na to just dey fck you. Finish.. You'll not spend more than 40k monthly on this. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Pinkyposh(f): 8:03pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
mrsteel: Well I'm not like that, nobody is perfect, everyone have their flaws..but the ability to overlook things is the only way to have a healthy relationship. 1 Like |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Pjoe238: 8:04pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Oga take it to the Lord in prayer. There's no situation God cannot change. Don't make the mistake of bringing it here again because you will get the wrong advice. Even those that are suffering the worse in their marriage but still maintain will advice you to divorce or beat up your wife. I believe with prayers and counselling through the word of God she would change and be what you want her to be for you. Marriage is not easy, so try to be calming down. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by mrsteel: 8:05pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
mariahAngel:I honestly think u & ikllbrokehoes should use the pm button & see how it goes. U guys are always on every thread making unnecessary argument just to get a feel of each other & I see so much repressed feeling in couple of thread where u guys argue. I think u like ikllbrokehoes & he obviously likes u too, so what are u guys waiting for? Don't be shy, send him a pm, I also encourage ikllbrokehoes to do same. Hoping to see u guys pre wedding pics on front page soonest. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Avast(m): 8:06pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Vabama: You are what she called you 4kin vegetable. Why would you marry a girl with bad attitude at first. |
| Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by mariahAngel(f): 8:09pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
[s] ikllbrokehoes:[/s] Olodo rabata! Oju eja lo mo je! Aji yan wo! Eja tutu lo mo je! Shame on you! Shaaaaaaaaaaame! If you like mention all the fellow frustrated losers like you, y’all still can’t contend with me! Never can, never will! You that need me to breathe! Hey! I read on this forum that you’re a scammer....eheeeeeeen On top of being a stalker, a gossip, and a troll? Meeeeeeeeeeeeehn! E don be for you! |
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