chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

The future is female indeed

Ishilove:
Beer drinking and watching football

But u can watch football as a female nau lol

I love women but I honestly can't imagine switching gender even for an hour.

I will bleep bobbyrisky

Lesbianism

.

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls, I want to know how that feels, if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

Don't even think of it. The pain goes straight to your soul. The pain scale is 10/10

I go be Olosho

Damnnn niggarr
I would love to be with a ras girl...
We go kush loud, take TM, carry KOLO....
Find something chop, bleep like never before and bomb later In the night.....

Better imagined. I'd rather not be given birth to than be a female.

lol

I will simply drink sniper and end it.

Ishilove:
Beer drinking and watching football

lol but you can still do it . I have seen a girl down five bottles of beer. E shock me!

Sleep with all the rich men who are interested in me for a price and tell them honestly if they are great in bed or worse.

is your Toto Gold?

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Never thought of becoming one(female) I don't want to be spirited bitch... I love being Alpha..

I'll try out being laid.

Ishilove:
Beer drinking and watching football

u can still do this na as any gender

God forbid, to be barni for one week, make nigaaas loot me woto woto, abobi you smoke strong grass?

I can't even imagine been a female so I have nothing to comment

See groove oooO experimental garden.com

JosephXavier:
I'm a dude and I don't want to be I'm the body of an opposite gender even for a second

I don't want to menstruate
I don't want to witness mood swings
I don't want a complicated life style

I only want to be my simple self, drink my bottles, groove and catch all the fun I want

A bottle of Heineken for you, mate.

Nice thread.

Honestly,the last being I will like to be is a female. I can't just imagine it.

But for thread sake, I will try out having low cut because I can't just imagine spending hours making hair.

Also how it feels leaking down and using sanitary pads.

Alpha male

Neaman:
I'll try out being laid.

by a man?

GAYDAR 10/10

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Can you do this for your girlfriend?

Ishilove:

You are not serious. Not all females are this greedy, dramatic and childish

You are kidding right? Is there anything there you have not done?

Hfddf

I will want to experience how sex feels with females especially the licking aspect ,......