anastasius:

I think you grew up or live with toxic males

realestate99:


Deep!!! what about in a first world country, would you fancy that?

peacettw:
Do absolutely nothing whilst expecting everyone in my family to respect and treat me like a king.

Use the deep voice on people with the sole aim to intimidate.

Go to meetings and say absolute gibberish every few minutes or so just to see if I can command everyone's attention just cos I am male.

Talk rudely to my female bosses to see if they will take it or fight back

Kinda curious to see if men truly think with their third leg so will check that out too.

Almost forgot, go out with my friends and come back late at night or even the next day cos I know my family will take it

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

OOAS:



You think so highly of men

peacettw:


Not quite but I have seen a whole lot to conclude that women are endangered species

anastasius:

U people should quit this narrative. Women are not endangered as far as modern Nigeria is concerned. Not even in the villages at least not mine
But ironically,
When you people eventually meet a man who is doing the right thing, you would all talk down on how he's not a real man for not being "manly".
You lots are used to being maltreated and you all love it. You all love bad guys.

viktohmarkz:
Long store short


Wear a very short skirt and take slow walks at major junctions



Did i forget without bra¿

MufasaLion:


Even in Mars and Moon that I'm obsessed with, I would still rather not be given birth to than be a female. I have nothing against the game gender but being a male is one of my greatest joys.

realestate99:


I quite understand you, being a female in sub Saharan Africa is a big work, the cultural values are all set up to tame females, they are judge harshly and unfairly compared to the males and most of them (females) tend to repress their feelings/freedom so as not to be castigated by the society.

But I can take the risk of being a female in advanced countries, where female ride on public sympathy to the top with minimal effort.

Ishilove:

You are not serious. Not all females are this greedy, dramatic and childish

millionboi:
problem as how?

Truthissupreme:
dude you no well, become gay Na

Prick is just skin so how does it taste sucking your hand

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less,

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls, I want to know how that feels, if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

Truthissupreme:
Na just reflex

How you go even sit down for toilet and your prick would be out

Don't you know there is enough gap between the outside and your prick isn't gee pee tank to cover everywhere

anastasius:

How does it taste sucking and licking clitoris and pucciiii? U see ur hypocrisy?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright
Grab my weed to read comments

Truthissupreme:
Nothing dey sucking clitoris/Pucci
Once that fish smell is not there it has no taste
It's like a tongue on a very delicate tissue

novia22:


Guy this thing is in front na and poo hole is behind.....there is enough distance and reason not to allow that nigga just hang and dangle inside....it also feels like it might be touching the body of the toilet depending on the length and that ain't nice.......

anastasius:

U sure say u get hormones so.

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.