Bleep all the girls

Get laid and try to understand why "some" ladies feel you owe them after one has laid with them, I guess

Prostitution

Hnmmmmmm if I'm that perfectly mad

I'll go on fucking spree

I'll do tick tock challenge if I'm like you know the perfect shape


I'll use the latest of all gadget


I'll have multiple boyfriend

I don't know what I'll be doing but I'll be up to good that I can tell

I go Fu*CK all the guys for my area.Because freely I received,and freely will I give.

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

it's finished

I'll wear short skirts then use handkerchief to cover in between my legs when I sit down. I want to find out what sponspors this their peculiar confusion

Suck dickkk to know how it taste

Once in a while, the admins allow childish threads like this to the fp.

Doggy style

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

why do I sense painment��

friendl:
I will want to experience how sex feels with females especially the licking aspect ,......

That seems like a gay tendency bro!!

Go to Bobrisky's birthday party and do twerking competition with him/her

[quote author=chatinent post=106093768]I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Bleep! The representation is perfect!

Find me a sugar daddy man need money badly sugar mummy no pay again

I cant imagine it, so good to be a man

Try urinating in a bottle

Omo nothing like man o

Can't imagine sitting down bend leg like cripple make your pant no show

Be looking at yourself and asking people is there stain

Sit down for bike dey hold your trouser make dem no see pant

To go out for night wahala

Con dey smell like rotten fish down there because of pant

You no con wear pant wahala when Matta tear

peacettw:
Do absolutely nothing whilst expecting everyone in my family to respect and treat me like a king.

Use the deep voice on people with the sole aim to intimidate.

Go to meetings and say absolute gibberish every few minutes or so just to see if I can command everyone's attention just cos I am male.

Talk rudely to my female bosses to see if they will take it or fight back

Kinda curious to see if men truly think with their third leg so will check that out too.

Almost forgot, go out with my friends and come back late at night or even the next day cos I know my family will take it

I think you grew up or live with toxic males

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls, I want to know how that feels, if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

Believe me you don't want to try this , I'm already feeling the pain just thinking about it

have like 5 boyfriends ,bill them and collect their cash and wait till one week to end fast



abeg .... to be a man in Nigeria is problem

Kajaard:

by a man?
GAYDAR 10/10

U know what gdar is? U gaeeeeeei

I will try using the toilet to understand why guys put their this thing inside the toilet when pooing when ish isn't coming out from there at the time.....
Seriously I need answers....ANSWERS!!!!

friendl:
I will want to experience how sex feels with females especially the licking aspect ,......

Ur a low key lesbian

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls, I want to know how that feels, if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

The pain is excruciating just thinking about it

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls, I want to know how that feels, if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

The pain is excruciating just thinking about it :

anastasius:
Suck dickkk to know how it taste

dude you no well, become gay Na

Prick is just skin so how does it taste sucking your hand

MufasaLion:
Better imagined. I'd rather not be given birth to than be a female.

Deep!!! what about in a first world country, would you fancy that?

peacettw:
Do absolutely nothing whilst expecting everyone in my family to respect and treat me like a king.

Use the deep voice on people with the sole aim to intimidate.

Go to meetings and say absolute gibberish every few minutes or so just to see if I can command everyone's attention just cos I am male.

Talk rudely to my female bosses to see if they will take it or fight back

Kinda curious to see if men truly think with their third leg so will check that out too.

Almost forgot, go out with my friends and come back late at night or even the next day cos I know my family will take it

Hahahah you are funny. E no easy ooo.

novia22:
I will try using the toilet to understand why guys put their this thing inside the toilet when pooing when ish isn't coming out from there at the time.....
Seriously I need answers....ANSWERS!!!!

Na just reflex

How you go even sit down for toilet and your prick would be out

Don't you know there is enough gap between the outside and your prick isn't gee pee tank to cover everywhere

Mutaultope:
have like 5 boyfriends ,bill them and collect their cash and wait till one week to end fast



abeg .... to be a man in Nigeria is problem

problem as how?