15ssDRIVE:


Hope this your reply makes you happy now . Please give him the rental abeg!!!

gstream:
Apostle Suleman nko?

MrHighSea:
Former l/lady called yesterday to inquire about how I'm adjusting to my new place.

She and the husband fit make you no build house. homely and understanding couple. Rich and American citizens too. Very little Nigerian in them.

Had to thank them with drink when I was leaving. God bless them.

I can see a bit of those qualities in my new L/lady.

Auxtin85:
In 2003, my dad couldn’t pay our rent for a 3 bedrooms apartment, he was given quit notice, he had no money to rent another apartment, the caretaker came and threw our stuffs out, I and my younger sister went to stay with my grandma, my dad went to stay with his friend where he was sleeping in his friend’s living room…. His friend’s wife will send him on an errand, his friend won’t say a word. Thank God my dad own 5 houses today and a hotel, building my third house.

Miraculous God.

How mighty you are.

Me and my tenant talk like friends

YoungBlackRico:
Baba rest. You don even dey get shít confused, I'm not the guy, just had to point that shii out.

And Yoruba is probably the easiest out of the big three.

Btw, you go shìt pin tire o, 'cause omo k'aro ojiire ni mi!

Remag666:
Rest ko Simi ni you dey try form say you hear Yoruba your punctuation are all wrong you say yorúba is the easiest
Ke makarajin Hausa?

SmellySperm:
E no funny. My landlady hates the sound of ta ta ta ta at night. During morning time na so she dey squeeze face. I wan park out sef

Ijaya123:


So why did you leave the house?

Sebastine1994:
My landlord is a retired civil servant, an old curious old man that want to try out everything.

His only weakpoint is politics, when you agree with him he can do anything for you.

If you don't trust his account of history, you become enemies.

I exploited this weakness and I have never paid rent in 3 years

NOTE;. I have learnt one thing in life, always tell people what they want to hear, avoid argument if possible, support the underdog if necessary and you have made a friend for life.

It is easy to be right, but it is difficult to be right and alone. I turn loners into leaders.

There are no truth , only perception of the truth.

dannyrhymes600:

If I catch you near heaven gate, I go cause riot

YoungBlackRico:
leave me abeg.

Remag666:
G how far na....I just say make I hail you abi make I still leave you

SmellySperm:

My nigga

Akposy:
My present landlord is a big scum!

He doesn't stay in the compound but he visits almost everyday looking for cheap talks and familairity especially with the girls.

...so many things have happened in the 2 years I have stayed in his house. The one that got on my nerve was him coming to assault a student (girl) cos her rent expired that week. He broke her wrist and tried throwing her stuffs out but myself and other tenants confronted him. Since then till now, he hated us especially me .

My rent expired first of this month. Oga landlord have been serving me court notice upadan. Once i get cash, I'm moving out of his frustrating house.

Laurene:
you get money to be cooking assorted delicacies but can't afford to pay your rent??

Laurene:
you get money to be cooking assorted delicacies but can't afford to pay your rent??

Lilsameey:
,..You be mumu ooo, So because person get landlord, make e no chop wetin he like.

Akposy:

It's so annoying mehn.

I've been looking for house. To get a good house is not easy at all, plus houses have doubled in price.
Whether I get house or not, local boy must chop beta food

Auxtin85:
In 2003, my dad couldn’t pay our rent for a 3 bedrooms apartment, he was given quit notice, he had no money to rent another apartment, the caretaker came and threw our stuffs out, I and my younger sister went to stay with my grandma, my dad went to stay with his friend where he was sleeping in his friend’s living room…. His friend’s wife will send him on an errand, his friend won’t say a word. Thank God my dad own 5 houses today and a hotel, building my third house.

Me and my tenant talk like friends

oshorstan:
God bless you Hon. Brai Oshiorenua, fmr counselor, based in Iyamho Uzairue. He gave me a free space to stay, but with conditions. Baba nor day allow any visitors , and no night movement. I did not pay rent for a year. The wife is too good, most times, she day invite me to have free meals. I Love you Sir

Excel70:

Happy birthday Akposy.. wishing you long life and prosperity

Akposy:

Thanks! Who's this o

Excel70:

A admirer of your cooking skills and dairy. I saw it on your profile