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U shuld hav told him what u needed d cash for......Relatship is giv n take...in every Relationship, always ask yurself 'what do i stand to gain?' if u stand to gain nothing, better use yur legs for what they are meant for. But in all, i think yu are stingy, otherwise what is 2k?

chumaster:
This OP really took something this hamarthan driven afternoon

yh..he took a bottle of sniper

Pheals:
no excuse every 6hours

if u are @work, so once it 2pm u go toilet and remove d pant and go pantless? Pls it shuld be a pant per 12hrs and during mentratn as frequent as possible

azeeza:
Guys this end time rubbish is annoying, una no fit comment make e no be end time. This end time shildren self.

abi oh!! Am fucking peaced off with dis endtime crap....and am sure it all these under age folk here...i dont blame the children but i blame their clueless parents who buy dem phone and never border to investigate what they do with d phone......pls all d under age children in NL shuld delete and paste into 2go...thurnder fire any body whoever oppose me with clueless Quote

igboboy3:
[size=15pt]Jee nke oma, my brother

May the angels grant you rest in Abraham's bosom.
The ideals you died for will not be in vain
A country where everybody is free to prosper and there is no discrimination

You have escaped a country:
Where Shekau is begged to accept amnesty and Nnamdi Kanu is hungry in jail
Where a 260 JAMB score can't get you into a Uni, but an abokii with 188 will get admitted
Where one zone claims lordship over another


This zoo will be re-arranged or it will fall

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i hav listoned to some of yur Biafra leaders speech. They seem to hav a disorganised ideals and agender.....if only these Biafra youth can protest agains bad leadership, lack of job, increase poverty, lack of stable power, prosecution of corrupt leader etc. If they had claimed to seperate from Nigeria if all these agitations are not met, i bet them by now their fight would hav been aproved by all d youths in Nigeria and their voice would hav been re-echo by d international communities.......

coache:
I'm really speechless at this point.....I know she really loves me but I've also learnt in life to always leave the stage when the applause is loudest......I'm just trying to avoid loosing relevance in her heart as we go our separate ways cos in her message, she made it clear to me that she can't win the fight against her family and pastor. Pls think abt this and tell me what you feel...thanks.

guy what is yur own self? U hav made a stand yet u are disturbing d peace of NLers. Infact delete her number, pretend as if u never met her and move on. Distance, space and time are best healler of heartbreak

U and d girl are clueless. So u did not know u are still husstling bfor u pour yur Ogi inside her honeypot. Anyway, since u are mature enof to inpregnate a girl, u shuld be mature enof to sort yurselves out...what happen to condom if u must fvck her?

francizy:
This whole "end time" shît is already boring mehn...

God bless u jare...what even brought about this end time crap?

Decker:
Please explain what you mean by "something reasonable"

never mind

Qualer:
can we book appointment for tomorrow? please shave this night, abeg

u are clueless

Decker:
Masturbation, whether private, public, in secret, in the open, inside room, inside toilet, inside kitchen, inside your car, with hand, with vasiline, with engine oil, with soap, with lubricants, with baby oil, with spit, with pap, crossing legs tightly, using carrot, using cucumber, using potatoes, using yam tubers, using dildos, using _sex toys, digging a hole in your bed, drilling a hole in your wall . . .they are all biblically wrong.

yur writing talent can be invested in something reasonble

gabinogem:
a lady once told me that whenever she shaves it makes her feel honey, thus increases her sexual drive... and I believe her.

same here

A beg i need dat thing wey d Ex put for her drink. I won use am for one nigger for NL

Congrat girl!! U got infection for life so spreadd d message. Mumu girl, at yur age, unmarried, u are giving yur yeye BF mouthaction

Nah!! Sack dem for what? They are simply answering d call of nature. I will just caution dem not to use there sex groam to constitute noise polution

baby124:
Well it has to be Faleke because that is why there is a main candidate and a deputy. In case of situations like this. Same happened with GEJ and Yar Adua. It doesn't matter whether they have been elected as long as the process has started. If a ship's captain dies on a journey, the deputy takes over. You don't stop the ship and fly in a new captain to take over. That is absurd.

but we are not in a ship, we in a political arena

jagaban17:
Exactly 2 years after NYSC ( Don't want to write stories to bore anyone ,but I'm sure if you've been unemployed ,you know the travails) .

Last week I started a job with 1.5M annual salary, I collected another offer of 1.3M annual salary also today. Now I have to choose and consider my options based on career prospects,location and other factors ,in fact I'm confused.

By Gods grace, this is just a little of my dreams and where i see myself....also to encourage someone out there, don't give up and don't let anybody pity you. Keep striving. We will all reach our peak.Amen. Its just the beginning.

congrat but tell us how u put yurself in d position to get these two mouth watering offers? Thru what medium did yu get d advert? What are yur qualifications? What are d lesson gained during interview... If u suply us job seeker with all d answers to these Qs, then u would hav suceeded in helping a brother, else yur write is better off in yur church as testimony to testify God goodness.......so NLers expect yur comprehensive feedback post

Guy, dont bother telling d hubby. Nature hav a way of sorting out such issue from experience. If d husbby is cheating-free, he will catch dem some day. But if he is fvcking other men ladies or GF out there, his just ripping what he planted....simple

It is an indication dat her effort is not good enof. ASA d man get a lady out there who can matchup with his sexual demands, she will come bak to u or NL to say ''help! my man is cheating on me''.....girl surfocate him with sex

It part of APC change...RIP Oga...d people surounding yu including yur Doctor refuse to tell u d trueth about d fact dat yur health cant witstand d presure...or they told u but d normal power quest of all our misleaders made u turn a deaf ear. Anyway, what next now with d election?

Apologies to Ladies. My Bro, invite her in, use sexual enhancer to cain her properly after caining for couple of months, tell her to stop seeing u cos u are not her type and both of u are better as sex mate. It high time we stated teaching folks to learn in a hard way....if we do, at d long run d world will soon be a better place

Dis will educate only girls dat dating a guy who is getting between their legs in d pretence dat she is d love of his life......it will not be useful for girls who are aware they are in to just fvck d guy anytime he beckon and after sex collect d cash.

sauceny:
80k for a night with em lekki runz gurl

80k to fvck pvssy overnight? Wired!!

Tundenoni:
Mr Jonathan shataaap there!
Give us reasons why you failed; you're telling us Obasanjo wanted a term. What's your business with that? Is that the reason why you failed?

Oya Quote a 9ja leader who has not failed us...den u can point acusing fingers to our heroic GEJ...if he was of d manset Buhari had after d last time he lost d presedential election, by now u will be a refugee in yur country or even back to yur village to caltivate dat una farmland

How dis info take make petrol available? D OP dey hopelessly clueless

colossus2:
Una plenty wen no get sense at all.
Smh

meaning alot of poeple must hav told u how clueless u are base on yur post........nomater what yur response is, admit yur cluelessness and make amend nx time

CertifiedFreak:
This is as simple as it gets. Would you rather resign, lose the job and go home to your wife who probably wouldn't appreciate being starved because of your morality or would you give to Caesar what he demands? Keep what happens at work at work.

i agree with yu..u very correct. Poo happen in work place and there is nothing we culd do about dat. U dont want to stave yur new iyawo. I can assure u she wont demand for more sex if u ejac 10sec into d game...u can even tell her she will fall sick after sex due to convenant u made @ yur village shrine with yur wife...but tell her dis @d point of iserting yur joystick. U will be suprise she will dismiss u and tell u dis never happened........wisdom make d world go round

CACAWA:
very dumb comment.

OP, kindly take note that your bank has the right to corporate with law enforcement agencies when financial fraud investigations are ongoing.

However, the only reason they can take back any money from your account and pay to someone else without your consent are as follows:

1. He never requested for a transaction.
2. You never sent him the goods/service.
3. You sent him the goods/service but he has since returned it.

If the bank has any proofs of the above, tell them to send it to you. If you have proofs against the above, make sure to send it to them.

Mind you, you must meet a lawyer to write to the bank, giving them 7 working days to respond or face the law. The bank has no right to seize your money if they cannot prove any of the above reasons and it is up to you to sue them and claim serious damages.

Only a fool will consider this a helpless situation. Ignore those people saying your client has scammed you. As long as the money entered your account, the bank scammed you by returning it to him without your permission or a proof that you were a fraudster.

my Bro God bless u for dis solution. Dis is absolutely d way out for d OP. Yur like are d reason Y i visit NL to read problems n solutions. Keep it up Bro....dont mind dat clueless guy with monika named ''imas''. He will implicate himself soonest with such stvpid post. Infact he is a suspect dat need to be picked for interogation.

imas:
OP what is wrong with you, stop painting UBA in bad light here, they have explained to you, the fault is from your customer who knows what he's doing while you don't. the solution to your problem has nothing to do with UBA, you need police or EFCC and a lawyer to solve this and you're shouting UBA, Better act fast before the money is reversed.

my friend sharap!! Am suspecting yu. Are u a part of d deal or are u UBA staff? D young man is scam by a fraud star using his Bank as a medium...if UBA is not clueless, they shuld know they are suppose to protect the interest of their customer by investigating into who d sender of d cash is and Y he call back d cash he paid for a good. He has provided d details of d transaction yet UBA is talking rubish.... U better mind yur post so as not to look suspiceous. UBA is one of d bank dat is due for scraping since 80's