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Pls dude, i need a teaching job in IBadan....if u ve got any connection PM me or Mention my post.....hanks...6fit

Did u cum? If not, go search for d girl and finishup d work u started with her pucci

Make una nominate me oh.....for most controvacial: 6ft

adren:
inside jamb hall..

i dey do type b.. she dey do type c

i gave her all my answers and sg
he gladly used them..

we are dating now until result comes out..

by d time she see dat result, am sure she will also secretely put Otapiapia in yur food and d rest is history

Not only stupidity, cluelessnes don join take over yu

faith551:
Jisos twice, did that guy just say his dad is an oil mugu??

His dad must be very rich then

BTW I've never heard of any country named dubia and frans

dont mind d mumu boy wey come here dey type lobish cluelessly......son of an oil mugu who own coy in dubia n frans....yeye boy

rationalmind:
KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR COURSE OF STUDY.

I was just a raw job seeker, still serving, when I saw this job ad posted by MissIndependent. Fresh Corp members are needed at a firm in Ikoyi. Company was Montego Holdings.

Fast forward to the day of the interview, I was dressed in my favourite black shirt and black trouser with red tie looking like a ghost.

Full of confidence, I walked into the interview room to see a guy and a lady. In no time, the interview started.

So Mr rationalmind, you studied computer engineering? Yes, I answered.

So please tell us, what is computer engineering all about?

Right there in my mind I was like, what!!!, I spent the whole night reading about your company and common interview questions and all you're asking me is what computer engineering is all about?

I answered their question but I was so ashamed of myself. I struggled to explain a course I had spent six years studying (2 years in poly, 4 in uni).

After I finished, the guy looked at me and said, assuming my computer brings out a blue screen, what could be the likely cause?

I had no fucking idea. All I was taught in school were digital signal processing, artificial intelligence and a whole lot of courses that couldn't help me at that moment.

He then asked me another question which I got but it no longer mattered. They had seen all they wanted to see.

Right there, I learnt my first ever lesson. Which is to know everything there is to know about my course.

And of course, I was never called back

how dem go call u back. D Q of blue screen is d core of Cop. Engr and u got it wrong. Anyway next time d ANS is if yur computer bring a blue screen it means some booting file are compromise either by virus or inproper shoting down...so all yu need do is repair the booting files or format d HHD using d instalation disk.... Alas! Am a psychologist not comp. Engr

THUNDER4real:
God forbid: What of if the person lying down there is a sibling? will you wait for orders to act?

u are on point....if d dying fellow is yur family, so u will wait for oder from above cos ot is not yur father hospital.....pls let call a spade a spade....... U no try....we hav somany clueless doctor in dis ccountry. D sadest thing is when dey go abroad they are not even alow to treat their animals les Humans...al they are allow to do is maleria test and other simple lab test under supervision. So what their fucking stress n y d feeling cool?

My Bro, is unfortunate, i will advise u to just take a walk. Dump her ass and move on else, yu will be playing AYO with yur life. Get a lawyer to fight for d custody of yur daughter. Yur wife is a beast

eyinjuege:
Yes, they do. But the question is how many Nigerian hotels has the OP ever stayed in before his travels?

no mind all these village monkey dem wey dey claim say dem don use everything for their village

sunboy:
Please stop trying to make that a big deal.
I once slept a 5,000 naira per night hotel in Lagos that use card for their doors.
Most hostels have the hot and cold water showers now.
About the bus thing, in BRT buses we pull a rope or press button to alert the driver.

At Ecenter Yaba there is auto tap, and many public places do have it.
Normally, zebra crossing should be for crossing roads so it's left to you to reason that they will be more developed and organized. Tho we don't have a magic button here.

I just believe the difference shouldn't be much. I believe so and and Africa is not that totally backward na!

bros d earlier u start calling a spade a spade, d better for yu. D gospel truth is 9ja dey bhind

sonofananimal:
so you be male PARADING as female!


Best applied and follow through agent in Lagos! There are everywhere!

thanks for d direction. Dis account is for my wife. I just use it to access NL bfor she logout...so it a female account

Jengbetiele:
I am confused hahahahahahaha

confused, how Bro?

musicwriter:
@OP.
Nice story. But, almost everything you said is as also here in Africa, if you've been traveling around here you would've known.

1. Taxis also run on meters in Senegal and Ghana.

2. I used the card lock at green horse hotel in Cotonou, Benin republic just 3 weeks ago.

3. South Africa would have that standard of train.

e.t.c.

where is 9ja in yur list?........we are crawling giant

From yur experience in 9ja and experience abroad, i swear In one million yrs to come, 9ja can never meat d standard abroad..no b joke

[quote author=Jengbetiele post=35572279][/quote]congrat bro, am happy for u. I intend skooling abroad but finnace is d problem.... Meanwhile give us a clue as regards how u overcome d huddles of processing yur document and finnance. Just to give some us a clue. Am bookmarking dis page cos is kinda educative.

ProfessorPeter:
If Idoma fail to re elect David Mark, they will regret for not voting him the way Nigerians are regretting for not voting GEJ

u must b feeding from david corruption infested pocket

Thurnder and Amadioha fire david mark and ogebe. Dis are d misleaders with cluelessness

Thurnder and Amadioha fire both ogebe and davis mark. These are d misleaders misleading d poeple

Baddo101:
Alrrit Gentle Guyz n ladies who have dated or been in a relationship with a Virgin either male or female. What lessons av u learnt from it? Good or Bad?

For me it was a badd experience and i will never try it anymore not in this world......

So guyz n ladies share yours..

No bashing please...

N.B This thread is not to hype d Virginity issue. So please lets not take it personal. Virgin or no virgin to me doesnt matter.

for me too, it a bad experince and i will never try it again....in OP words who ask for others exerience but giv us his onw scrap

Equado:
This writeup has been on my mind for sometime but due to the nature of my job,I have been extremely busy. This writeup might be helpful to some of the unemployed youths who are currently jumping from one interview to another, or those who are wondering what next after school.
I graduated from the university about 3years ago, and as a normal Nigerian graduate, I sat at home submitting cvs from one company to another, hoping ill one day get my dream job. I submitted cvs day in, day out and gradually days turned to weeks and weeks turned to months. I gained weight and before I knew it,I felt myself rapidly aging, was looking far older than I was. The agenda for the day where the same, eat, games, sleep, eat, TV/games, sleep.If I needed money for anything I asked my mum, it was truly a nightmare, my mum took full advantage, in making me do menial house-chores which I so hated. Something has to change I thought.
I decided to go out and do anything I can to make money, so I started home lessons for my aunts children, she paid me 5k for two hours lesson, three times a week. I wrote an application to teach in one "dead" private school at a place far from me, I knew I would never be turned down due to my educational qualifications.So I landed my first ever job post school days, I was to teach 6 subjects(mathematics,geography,agric,biology,chemistry and physics) both for ss1 and ss2. It was a stressful job and the pay was just 16k, the transport from the school to where I stay was 4k per-month. Teaching at that school was soooo stressful, writing lesson notes for all those subjects, marking students notes and teaching. It was very stressful but I did the job diligently, My director recommended me to a man who was looking for a lesson teacher for his son, he paid 20k for 3hours a day, four times a week lesson. I was no longer depending on my mum for financial support and hence i stopped the house-chores I so hated .
Fast forward, I was one day preparing the js3 class for there upcoming junior waec one evening when i noticed a woman who looked very rich observing me from the window. She was inside her car passing by and heard me teaching and it caught her attention. She sent her security man to collect my number, was expecting her call but she never called. One month later, I received a call and it was her, she wanted me doing home lesson for her children, they where 3 in number. After much negotiations she opted to pay 80k for the 3 of them, at this time all my earnings combined was about 116k. I stopped doing lessons for my aunts children, was just focused on my two lessons and the school where I was teaching.
Fast forward, the woman I worked for was a talkative and I liked talking myself, each time am teaching her children and shes around, we talk about everything. She grew to like me, and in no short time it was like we've known ourselves for a long time. Her husband is a contractor to a big oil company and he wanted starting an oil servicing firm for his wife, due to the discussions me and his wife usually have, I got to know. She told me about the project and how they already have everything in place, just looking for the right personnel's. She needed a manager who would run the place, she told me about it and subtly asked me if I was interested since I read a course similar to what she wants. I quickly agreed, despite my lack of experience she made me the manager of the soon to start establishment.
It was all a dream, as the manager I was entitled to my own personal car, which she gave me from her and her husbands fleet of cars and my salary structure is now over 400k. We started the company, she brought in more experienced people but all of them are to call me "SIR''. I became boss to car owners, " Big Men" and during the 6months have been working there now have shook hands to highly important personalities. The first interview we conducted, I saw graduates trooping in, just to get this job, made me realize how far I have come in a short while, only because I decided to leave the house and get busy instead of jumping from one interview to another.
The company has done really well in this few months, our second recruitment exercise is tomorrow and its like have been here all my life. In reality March this year, I didn't envisage Ill be here so soon. Morals of this, to those graduates out there still waiting for big organizations to start recruiting,before leaving the house, please get out there and do anything, no matter how menial it might be, while doing it be diligent , cause you might never know when its your turn to break-free of the yoke that's unemployment .
cc lalasticlala

thank God for u....i did dsame. 7years is gone now am still teaching in d skool with no such oportunity or link to a bigger job...i doubt if d skool owner is not using staff aura to survive

Atmmachine:
He's a lazy guy.
Just fire him immediately.
Here in America, we don't play with our jobs.
We work like slaves.
Even if you're sick, you must show up for work.
No birthday celebrations, No time for church activities, No time to spend with our families.

u choose to enslave yur ass.....so how does dat chage 9ja economy. U can leave d job in America and come home....na byforce to work for US? Infact delete dat yur stupid comment....and if yu Quote me, thurnder go fire yu for there

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Although i have not downloaded the app, which i will still do soonest but i cannot help but praise this wonderful innovation as regards getting appitude tests from top recruitment agencies come handy. Trust me on this, this app is going to go places. At least i am glad, we still have innovative thinkers.

bro pls am leftout here. I cant access d app cos i use a dall phone (Nokia c3). Pls, is it possible to send it to my email box? Email: dendjustifydmeans@gmail.com

OnankpaBa:
Jim Nwobodo, Peter Odili, and Metuh should keep denying. They should go and explain that to EFCC.

Jim and Odili were given 100M and GEJ still lose d election galantly.....GEJ need to probe them. Anyway they are all partner in crime progress.....Thurnder will fire all of una wey dey chop 9ja Yam...peter Odili and Jim, dat money wey una chop go lead to una downfall except una return d money........and to dazuki, does he know howmany soldier lost their lives due to inseficient arm as a result of his looting? Amadioha will and thurnder will strike u soon cos d blood of those galant soldiers are on yur head

It means 2go boyz n chiks don fload NL....few couple dey in d house.....all dsame nice thread

WARRIBLOOD:
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la la la la

Sweet like sugar
pink like vanilla
Everybody love TOTO


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Me Don learn am get all the skills...

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TonyeBarcanista:
We'll like to know the two civil servants that stood surety. They must explain how they acquired N200m each and also how they got landed properties in like sum.

d suretie are dopesi benefactors of the stolen cash....EFCC shuld turn their search light to those mumu sureties

Pls i do not know who or what Shiite is or are? Can someone pls explain?

Put Magun 'AKA Thurnderbot' on her body and d rest is History.....Quote 6ft

Turn on: 6ft tall, long hard dic k, fairfuly hansome, intellegent. Turn off: low sperm count, 10sec erupter, low self esteem, cluelessness