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themonk:
Hahahahahaha, an opportunity for the pastor to watch soft porn. I bet he would use his vaseline after the wedding.

lol....soft porn indeed...and if his married, i pitty his wife breast dat night cos he will display all d konji on d wife breast dat night

themonk:
One of the ni*pples of the bride is bigger than the brain of the pastor, husband and bridesmaid combined

i pitty d pastor cos he would have ejaculated all d OGI on his Rob....clueless couple in d presence of clueless congrigation with a clueless pastor

OZAOEKPE:
Hehehehehe

what happen to withdrawal method? Quote me @yur peri!!

OZAOEKPE:
Hehehehehe

what happen to withdrawal method?

sukkot:
thanks for the insight bro

https://www.gongnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Chief-John-Oyegun-Prof.-Yemi-Osinbajo-Gen.-Muhammadu-Buhari-Chief-Olusegun-Obasanjo-former-APC-Chairman-Chief-Bisi-Akande-Party-Leader-Asiwaju-Bola-Tinubu-and-others-during-a-visit-to-Obasanjo-in-Abeokuta-yesterday-.jpg <<< here is a picture of the heavyweights. sarakill is somewhere at the back lol. tinubu, akande, obasanjo, PMB, osinbanjo, sarakill

if u dey close to dem den, how much u loot?

modath:
Obasanjo is both a problem & a problem solver!

Gave us El Sicko & helped get rid of El Noclue..

Don't want or like him cos he is too problematic, can't do without him cos he knows WHERE ALL THE BODIES ARE BURIED...

i agree with yur post...dis OBJ never ready to depart 9ja...his recent romance with PMB is making me suspect d credibility of dat minitorial list......d juju man behind dat OBJ get power oh. But some day, d hunter will b hunted

missKiffy:
Senate President Bukola Saraki was seen at the cinema in Shoprite Ilorin last night, Bukola Saraki and his family walked in to see a movie.

"Saraki greeted a few people, bought his popcorn, and went straight to his movie hall with his kids. I think they ended up seeing 'The Transporter.' lol. I like the fact that despite all the politicking he still seems to have time for his kids."

http://lindaikeji..com.ng/2015/09/bukola-saraki-goes-to-cinema-with-his.html?m=1

psychologically, when problem bfall us, we pretend and assume all is well. This usually make us feel better. Whether he like it or not problem is on d way. Political Looters shall never hav rest. He loot our treasury n havin fun with his kids......shameless slowpoke

Richie0974:
The bible says my people perish for lack of knowledge.....

NB Am not a saraki supporter

Why should they stone him with stones and water, the man is still a leader. For crying out loud he's still the Senate President. It only shows the level of animalistic behavior some people have if they can start stoning the senate President just because he's being tried in court and has not even be found guilty yet. Even animals respect their leaders so why can't we just for the mean time respect ours.

d people are hungry and some idiotic leader are busy looting what blong to all of us for their
unborn generation and u are hear posting respect n animal....u deserve to be stoned too for this yur clueless post

free2ryhme:
it is said we don't take care of our past heroes and those who have done us proud in the country

so 9ja shuld go take care of his yard? Or what do u mean.....u can go cut d grass to show us how to take care of heroes

ammyluv2002:
Pls unlove him ASAP

lol.....all these girls no go keep their pvssy close for once.....u are dreaming. When u wake up, d right decision will come to yur head. Just wait for his wife to notice yu, den u will know dat juju man pass juju man...better unlove him and delete yurself from another woman home

McCarlito:
Naaah!!!! He's not hiding
















He's just playing "Hide and Seek"

he went to consult his native oracle for d way forward....clueless mumu

Youngpo413:
ladies nowadays are so wayward,jumping from one dick to another in the name of relationship and dating,countless abortions,so pregnancy before marriage is a very a nice development.

Lol.......dat is d world we found ourselves

yorke1:
Interesting...you used juju and still did win the world cup or nation cup.

even with Africa Juju, they hav never move any close to winning the World cup.......fake juju dem

Loyal36:
Uche Jombo Rodriguez and hubby look too cute together. The new mum shared this lovely picture of herself and hubby.

https://stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/uche-jumbo.jpg








https://instagram.com/p/7v5jInp6kp/

ko kan aye now!! D op must b clueless

GboyegaD:
Good to be patriotic however, he needs be sure of the government's commitment before choosing to risk his life.

and u think yur wife(if u are married) and kids will b proud u died to save other poeple dad n husband? Bfor u discard yur life in d name of patrotism, b sure yur name is in d book of life......cos dat fire na forlife n e no know who brave. All dsame wish u luck

DAVIYJONESS:
The wedding night by tradition is suppose to be a special night for couples, the night they look forward to for months or years and finally they had to make the sweet love.

One of the excitement of marriage is sex, especially that wedding night sex, what will be the excitement if your wife is not a virgin? But just a normal lady who has had lots of sex and how will the sex be special to you guys when she is not new but second hand? And you are not the one that deflowered her?

Guys are you going to treat the night like every other regular night ?

which wedding night are u looking up to? When d method acceptable now is dat d wife to be must be pregnant bfor wedding.....abeg after wedding, d man is already thinking of how to raise cash to pay hospital bill for delivery of baby. We are in d era of Test bfor payment wedding now

BabaNath:
President Muhammadu Buhari shocked his interviewer in Paris today that he sometimes misses his way in Aso Presidential Villa, an expansive palace serving a dual purpose as office and residence for an incumbent Nigerian leader.

It was built in the late 80s and a former military president, Ibrahim Babangida first occupied it in 1991, after he moved the central government from Lagos to Abuja, months after an aborted coup.

President Buhari was also a former Nigerian leader that ruled from Dodan Barracks in Obalende Lagos, from January 1984 to August 1985, when he was toppled by Babangida.

Asked today by an interviewer on France 24, whether Aso Rock was like the Government House he left in 1985.

Buhari answered: It was not the same place. The last time I was there, I was in the barracks. This time I am in a palace. At times, I can’t find my way around. It is so big so much that it must be expensive to maintain. But it is there, it cannot be removed.”

Asked whether he is now a different man, he answered:

“I don’t think basically, I am a different man. I came back to power under a different system.”

Buhari moved into the Villa on 21 June, more than three weeks after he was sworn-in. His predecessor, Goodluck Jonathan, had approved some renovation work on the Villa, which stretched far beyond his tenure.President Muhammadu Buhari shocked his interviewer in Paris today that he sometimes misses his way in Aso Presidential Villa, an expansive palace serving a dual purpose as office and residence for an incumbent Nigerian leader.

It was built in the late 80s and a former military president, Ibrahim Babangida first occupied it in 1991, after he moved the central government from Lagos to Abuja, months after an aborted coup.

President Buhari was also a former Nigerian leader that ruled from Dodan Barracks in Obalende Lagos, from January 1984 to August 1985, when he was toppled by Babangida.

Asked today by an interviewer on France 24, whether Aso Rock was like the Government House he left in 1985.

Buhari answered: It was not the same place. The last time I was there, I was in the barracks. This time I am in a palace. At times, I can’t find my way around. It is so big so much that it must be expensive to maintain. But it is there, it cannot be removed.”

Asked whether he is now a different man, he answered:

“I don’t think basically, I am a different man. I came back to power under a different system.”

Buhari moved into the Villa on 21 June, more than three weeks after he was sworn-in. His predecessor, Goodluck Jonathan, had approved some renovation work on the Villa, which stretched far beyond his tenure.

Source: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/09/16/i-sometimes-miss-my-way-in-aso-villa-says-buhari/

Baba don old now...hope he wont lost in d villa

KashyBaby:
Ur irrelevant as urself...ur nonsense msg and ur stupidity makes u even scarier than the virus!!! Go stay in ur lane coz I dnt stoop down on ur low level .

u are presenting d symptoms of schizophrenia....so get a life

KashyBaby:
B*tccccch whaaat? Ur quoting me for real?? Read ur msg before ur quoting someone up here! Ur in d wrong hole...now slam tat on your face...

thurnder fire dat yur asshole stincky mouth...wait i hav sent virus to yur phone which will b activated as u reply my post. Mtchewww

KashyBaby:
B*tccccch whaaat? Ur quoting me for real?? Read ur msg before ur quoting someone up here! Ur in d wrong hole...now slam tat on your face...

thurnder fire dat yur asshole stincky mouth...wait i hav sent sent virus to yur phone which will b activated as u reply my post. Mtchewww

Squig:
Did you have doubts about your spouse before your wedding?

Did you meet someone amazing and you wanted him but decided to go ahead and marry your spouse?

How do you feel about the marriage now? Do you feel you did the right thing?

I'm in my mid 20s and I'm getting married next month, we've been together for almost 5years. He is the love of my life and I've never doubted my love for him or the fact that I wanted a family with him. He's got everything I want in a man.

The problem is we started having issues about 6 months ago, we stopped talking like before and we are completely disconnected now especially on my end but we're still going ahead with the marriage plan and I still want to marry him.

I met another guy I am really attracted to and we've been talking about a lot. He knows I am having issues with my man and I can't tell him we are planning to get married.

I'm having doubts about my man now, I'm confused, I feel I'll be happier with this new guy, I'm thinking it's lust but it's getting more complicated. Should I go on with the wedding?

Feel free to talk sense into my head, I need to hear hard truths.

it yur life, so d decision is yurs. U are lusting over the new guy. It isnt love. However, marriage is not always bed of Roses. We xperience d good times and bad times. All these are incredients that make marriage last. Heart to heart talk with yur man is d way out. Bside, disagreement is very nirmal during wedding planning. So search yur conscience wholistically bfor u say "I DO"

StealthIdeals:
I was recently employed in a farm as an assistant manager. I studied animal production and health. The manager studied political science. Since the resumption at the farm, I direct all activities ranging from feed formulation in the feedmill, animal treatments and handling, biosecurity measure, arable farming etc. The management hold meetings with me alone concerning farm reports, feed managements, sales and anything that concerns the farm's progress. They specifically hired me 'cause animal farming is my field. Note that I'm an expert in animal production and health, agronomy, and agricultural economics. So, I see myself as the manager, cause the only thing the manager does is withdrawing money in the banks to procure farm inputs as a result of decisions reached by me and the management. The manager is using official car, but I'm using nothing. I have no problem with him using the car, but I see it as an insult on my person. Should I protest?

guy do yur job and mind yur business. Dat u are employed by d farm is a previlege. Alot of poeple can perform yur role in dat farm. If d management choose to employ Poscience student as manager and u as subodinate, what yur business. Do know if d owner of d farm is a Banker?

KashyBaby:
aaaww…this quite complicated…if u got no job and ur only depending on him financially then ur in the deep sh*t…but carry on with ur pregnancy than abort it…if u don't want tat child, then u shud try to find a couple who is willing to adopt the baby (in legal ways)...

u are a disgrace to womanhood. Blam yur pv$$y for yur predicament...if u were not stupid enof and clueless u wont hav gotten pregnant for a man u know very well u were just spending his cash. U don enter one chance bus, so paddle yur canoe yurself....did u come to NL to ask if yu shuld open yur pv$$y to him?

ijustdey:
this shameless man raped, had sex with his daughters and still releases his maggots infested sperm inside his daughters........


I feel like killing him with all the strength in me

9ja will rather proscute n jail rapist...but is dat d solution? NO! What about consulting a psychologist for underlying factors leeding to increased rape cases and psychological approach to solution.
Not all rapist is psychologically stable.

youngice:
when I threatened to resign they even paid my transport fare to the other company

u must have been a nuisance for a longtime in d company.

FlirtyKaren:
Ladies, should the size or price of the engagement ring / "rock" matter? If your man isn't financially equipped or doesn't know the "rock" / ring of your dreams and yet proposes, would you accept or decline?

This article is inspired by an interesting story I heard from a close friend about a guy who proposed to his 2 year girlfriend with a ring which could be referred to as a "Full Stop" or a " Dot ring" i.e the rock was so small and displeasurable to her.
She said YES and accepted the ring but didn't wear it often or put the standard ring finger picture on social media. After a few weeks her boyfriend got angry and confronted her about not posting the ring out there or telling anyone, she lashed out and said this isn't the ring of "my" dreams.

They got into a fight which eventually led to their breakup. My question; Should or does the size of the ring or rock matter in saying yes to your man?

This issue requires a situational approach or solution as we all have different personalities, family background, or orientations. Psychologically and in my opinion a ring should serve as a symbol of love or an interest in starting a new life with another person.

The Price of the ring should be based on ur pocket or account at the time, if a big or small ring comes, it's the gesture / idea that someone wants to spend the rest of their life with you that matters. Most guys want to give their lady a big rock but what if there are more pressing issues like rent, business projects, health issues, will a man leave these things or empty his account for a Big Diamond Rock?

As a couple you can always upgrade your ring in time as you grow financially. Social media and competition amongst friends has made it a " sine qua non" I.e an essential for ladies to have a big rock.

Some ladies that have been proposed to ; change the way they walk or place their fingers a certain way so the world can see. If that ring was very small/tiny/cheap, would u walk and put your hand in a way that will blind our eyes? Do what works for you in your own clime. Don't pass on Love or a good man because of variable which can be made a constant in time

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/09/nigerian-couple-fight-end-engagement.html

not until our Goverment start making brain checkup compulsory after every 3months, issues like this will not cease to occur. I mean, if both d lady and d guy do not hav brain touch, i such matter suppose to lead to disagreement? Anyway, OP, advise then to c me for psychological therapy capable of fixing their relationship if they dont mind

Rapmoney:
It shouldn't be an issue to debate on that 'love' and 'loyalty' are two different phenomenons entirely, yet, they go hand-in-hand with each other. Getting loyalty from the 'modern' Nigerian city girls sometimes, could be like the proverbial camel passing through the eyes of the needle, as projected by Christ in the Holy Bible!!! ...and especially, when your funds are low!

The average Nigerian girl that lives in the city might be a pain in the ass for you if you take her issues so seriously; carrying it on your head as if it was your destiny...especially, the flashy and trendy ones whose only dream in life is to surround themselves with as much material things as they can get . This situation might even prove worse when you are not aware of the ingredients that can bring about this loyalty. It is true that no one can be absolutely loyal, as other factors sometimes play their roles but disloyalty can be curtailed seriously when in relationship

1) She disappears during festive periods: If you are dating a Nigerian babe and she is fond of disappearing during festive times such as Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, Easter, Eide-Kabir, etc, just know she is the disloyal type. She fake herself to be so busy during these times and absolutely make herself unavailable to you! She's probably in the warm hands of another man who she feels can cater for her expensive taste and needs during the celebration season!!! Young man, you have no business with such a lady! I thought festive seasons were meant to be enjoyed together with friends and loved ones o:

2) She uses baseless excuses to explain her unavailability: Disloyal ladies hardly spend quality time with you except they stand to gain one material benefit or the other from you! To you, you are in a relationship. To them, it is 'business' as usual! . They always put the blame on rain, too much sunshine, breeze, traffic, friend's wedding, etc, to avoid meeting with you but just tell her to come and collect a large sum of money you promised her and she will happily take the next available cab even if the whole rain in China, Vietnam and Cambodia combined is nothing compared to the rain pouring in the area where she resides!!! . Observe watchfully, bro!

3) She is so familiar with the joints you have taken her to and the regular male visitors there: She would know the prices of the range of drinks they have and the amounts they sell the ranges of foods they have in these places!!! She attracts 'funny' eye contacts and body languages from male folks around often and she sometimes wave at them when you act as if you are not looking! . How did she come to know about these places and what they offer if she hasn't been taken to these places by different men on several occassions?

4) Her phone hardly rings in your presence: Yes! Funny as it sounds, it is true. It is a tactful act that you should be a aware of...'your' girl (everybody's friend) could be the disloyal type. If she switches off her phone, you might suspect so she might put an old sim card that no one calls to disguise as a 'good girl' in your presence. This is an expo...if you notice something like this too often when she visits, try to call her number on your phone and see if it goes. If it doesn't, don't try to bother her on why she is using another sim she didn't tell you about!!! Just know she is the disloyal type! You have an option...you can get up and dust your ass to save yourself further stress!!!

5) She spends your money but you can never see her penny: If she is the type that keeps her 20k to feast on your little 5k, just see her as disloyal! I wonder how some young men spend hugely on ladies who have never bought them a boxers or singlet before! Relationship is give and take. If she gives you sex and nothing more for the financial benefits she gets from you, then she's a pros!!! If not, what's the transaction between a guy and a pros? Money for hand=back for ground . After all, who yansh dor help abeg!

Shine your eyes and be a Realist!!!
In the name of success, all women are bound to be loyal and confess that you are the man!!!

i taya for yu OP, y yu dey black-mail our ministry now? Wetin we do yu?

Olalekanbanky1:
Badooo.. Hm don nack D girl akpako

d wiches wey dey him village wicked oh. because i sure sey this na dem wiches handiwork. A whole prof n vc 4dat mater. If no b swear wey dem swear for am, he won tell me say him no fit afford to pay classical 1st grade Marketer for descent hotel? Well, na wetin person like dem dey take swear for am. Am sure him like punna naturally.

Airforce1:
Cossy Ojiakor  is set to jet out of the country .She shared a shot of her visa to Germany then Paris ..She says she is going to receive the  Distinctive Daring Artist 2015…from Nollywood Europe Golden Awards..

Congrats to her …



cossyojiakor "Germany 2moro..Paris on Sunday. Return Ticket courtesy of Ehizoya golden Entertainment . Am receiving an award... I think.... Distinctive Daring Artist 2015...from Nollywood Europe Golden Awards. may God bless my Europe fans. Love u loads"


https://instagram.com/p/7dCA3fnAKC/

your kitten go tear dis time around. By d time u jam German machines dog

lordtosan:
Lwkm. They look like they are being forced to marry against their will..
See the woman face like Buhari's face whenever he smiles.

dem dey cry cos they are been forced out of the single arena. The wedding is against their wish....sorry oh couple, u na fit rewind to 30day ago

Sirnokiopee:
Very right .... It depend on the tribe and culture of the senator

wife na liability