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oluwadanie1:
Nice article @op...

But most times, you don't apply for jobs because you want it but because the one you want isn't available.

Lalasticlala

u correct jare....yur comment make d post invalid

Toluchenko:
Congratulations!

dat means my 4.9 CGPA get hope...

AleAirHub:

giv to ziza what blong to ziza, shit happen all d time...yur manager may want to test yur horney bfor his CEO arive because his sure once CEO returns, u will b his personal sex machine. Is unfortunate ladies paass thru shit like dis all d time.....Alas! My dear, do this and thank me latter....just demand u will sleep with him but at yur own hotel. B there B4 him, plant yur camera and video d groove....afterwards, inform him u hav d blue film u2 acted and send a copy to him...afterwards, d knife n yam is in yur hands. U can demand for anything from him even yur job security, else, u xpose him....as for virgin issue, forget, u will give it away someday...so it doesnt matter

obum88:
Sorry.

Who is Enyeama?



Is he a foreign coach?

wellcome to earth...u speak like u are from pluto

mmse:
Oga stabilize the power first. Don't put the cart before the horse.




meanwhile,

Arise O' Sleeping Youth of Nigeria!!!

Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu Bello(36), Effiong (36), Balewa (34) and Okotie-Eboh(27), Enahoro (27)
led the struggle for independence after the death of Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.

In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and countered by Murtala Mohammed (28), Theophilus Danjuma (28),Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani Abacha(23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and brought into power Gowon (32), Ojukwu (33), Obasanjo (29),Buhari (24).

Most of the military administrators who governed the states under the successive military regimes, most of whom are governors now, were under 30years.
The brief democratic dispensation which interjected the military interregnums also saw the house of Representatives in particular populated by majority of members under 30 years as well as some senators.

Under 30s were also not in short supply with appointments, we have examples of MT Mbu who became foreign affairs minister at 23 and Pat Utomi who became a presidential adviser at 27 and so on and so forth.

NOW:

Why is it that this age bracket is today still sleeping in 3 seater chairs in their parents’ homes?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still collecting pocket money from their parents?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still writing jamb?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still sagging their trousers?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still searching for jobs?

Why is it that this age bracket is today no longer qualified to even be leaders of youth wings of political parties?

Why is it that this age bracket is today so docile?

Why is it that this age bracket is today still incapable of feeding itself?

Why is it that this age bracket is today barred by law from even aspiring to certain political offices?

Why is it that this age bracket is today incapacitated, unwilling, unable and incapable of asking questions?

why? why?? why??

Oluwa will bless yur generation for this yur thought provoking post... I wonder when d youths of 9ja will braveup and say enof is enof? Dis old fools shuld leave d arena for d youth...we are d leader of tomoro...so dey say, but d tomoro never showup. Look@ Buhari busy fixing old x-military Generals cago into appointment....they d stvpid lead say will shuld go and be self employed by learning a craft work, y didnt they learn craftwork in their days? Y cant they leave d national cake n go learn work? Some day, dis inevitable revolution will start n it will wipe away any stvpid old political leader who refuse to leave d political arena for d youth....Quote me

DuchessLily:
Better for him

But I pity him... That spirit bad shaaa

I pity him too...but he shuld have just go to a ritualist to sell off d joystick so dat he can use d cash to better his life while his Joystick remain sleeping for life.

Sweetyie:
Example of a good wife

pls can somebody ask Oliseh wife to also do d needful...she shuld take to Twitter, 2go and FB to acredit her man action let compare note.....

Eseries:
.

u hav spoken well...but on a lighter note, yur man has just close down one source of income if yu are aware of dat...in dat case, u will hav to understand dat yur allowance as hose wife will reduce. So dont complain when he giv u 100k instead of 300k for yur upkeep........wetin even concern me?

Jazzlite:
My husband’s friend is wonderful in bed, but…


Dear Bunmi,

I’ve been having an affair with one of my husband’s good friends for the past six months and I think I’m in love with him. He’s also married and we’re good family friends.
I’m really confused about the relationship as he carries on as if nothing is between us when we’re with other people, yet he shows a lot of passion in the bedroom.

In fairness to him, it all started out as a bit of fun and I’m sure that’s the way he still sees it. I daren’t tell him the way I feel in case he ends the affair. I also don’t want to seem pushy as he’s made no promises. I know he’s sexually attracted to me. But is that all?
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/my-husbands-friend-is-wonderful-in-bed-but/

dat is not all, soonest he will bcom obsessed and kill his wife n elope with u while u kill yur husband and follow him.....Brainlessness dey smell.

obum88:
Ministerial appointment was no angels and saints but rewards for the hard work of those who got Mr. President on that position

u are very correct, Ministerial appointment has always been for compensation for those who help propergate the ambition of the in-coming president. Thay are all insignificant in the institution of Goverment. Warning Alert to all d Ministers!!....if u intend to loot or u hav looting tendency, have a second thought. Else, ......

blacq2009:
Op, please what is "get under boxers? " Lol
5,8 and 9 are true: more than true sef

i blame it on APC who promise youth job and yet to provide the job till date...if not some niggas will be too busy for this

tpiander:
You sound like someone whose mother listed at least ten people as your father, leaving you confused.

Why are you always insulting people's parents, is it their fault you have more than ten fathers?

Your user id sef shows you have no hope in Christ, what a pity.

u are brainless and it yur conjenital problem.....pikin of a thousand clueless fathers

pallybrown:
Must u quote the whole write up before you comment

abi oooo! Brainless dude

tpiah01:
The world will be a better place when we all learn to mind our own business instead of other people's.

if yur mama mind her business without going to open her legs to yur papa, dem go born u? Brainlessness na disease

OZAOEKPE:
"the youths of this country are solidly behind you ma, may God bless and keep you strong as you battle with the enemies". Quote me anywhere

yu are brainless...get a brain asap

fishman:
@halafrica i was quick to pull out bt mnt too siure bt she tuk andrrw liver salt

wested generation

stupidity:
Who should we condemn now?
The father that's sexing her
Or She that is enjoying it?

sacrelegious by man standard....it did happened in d 500BC. So it is not new. Conji is a bastard actually. I think yur dad just can't stop seeing d image of yur mum in yu. If not, he will satisfy his sexuallity with another lady out there. All i will say is follow yur conscience. If says u doing d wrong think, then stop, otherwise enjoy yaself...on d last day God will judge us all acording to our dids n conscience

lekan29ice:
U are absolutely right

yeah...for how long will all these old fools of age bracket 60-80 lead us? What happen to d said ''leaders of tomoro''? Anyway tomoro never come cos there always a tomoro.....but someday, somehow, somewhere in dis 9ja, d hunters shall be hunted

lekan29ice:
it's going to be the most interesting screening

let him who has not sin cast d first stone......all those idiot in dat senate house are crooks, rogs and curropt. So y rogs screening rogs? Abeg all dis stupid leaders shuld just giv us a break. We need revolutionary change of leaders and total overhauling of leaders in dis country.

Dekadet:
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to read is not taught in marriage counseling classes neither can you find it any marriage book. It is borne out of some wealth of experience and some street-baked hearsay. If you are single, you better grab a chair and pay close attention to all the items on the list.
Here you go
1. Buy new set of briefs /underwear
You need new set of briefs/underwear. Don’t argue this!Lol.
Before your wedding night, you have become so used to doing things your own way; wear whatever you loved, the way you love it especially your boxers and pants, after all, nobody sees what you have under your clothes. Not anymore! The equation changes from your wedding night so also your briefs/underwear. You have to make good first impression on your wedding night. You don’t want to strip down only for your partner to see some torn pants or not so clean or some smelly pant. Or for the guys, smelly or worn out boxers. No! No! Be fresh!
2. Shave down there. Armpit too
It is awesome that you have succeeded in keeping your legs to yourself all these years. Congratulations my dear! However, you know from your wedding night, all that will change. Yes! And just as we said in the case of underwear, there is the likelihood that you don’t bother so much about how down there looks, right? Well, the equation is about to change now. Before your wedding night, get busy and make down there as clean as possible. Trim everything to size or shave everything off.
3.Go for some choreography classes
This is not a must but you really need to make sure you are flexible enough for the much awaited night. In all honesty, you need some degree of flexibility to fully consummate your night otherwise you might end up with some serious body ache by the time you wake up the morning after.
4.Buy some deodorants
There’s no long story here. You need to smell good that night. I’m sure you wouldn’t want your man/woman to fall under the anointing of the smell of your armpit. Smell good, no stories.
5.Save some energy for the night
Mind how you dispense of energy on your wedding day. I know you need to dance to celebrate this special day but you really need to save some energy for what is about to come.
Hint:I think you might want to watch how your partner is dancing to determine how much energy to dispense. In case he/she is not dancing too hard, watch it, he/she might be planning big for the night. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
6. Change your toothbrush
You need to change your toothbrush especially if the one you have days before your wedding night has flattened brittle. Don’t embarrass yourself o!
7. Buy a correct nighty
This is a must have. I know you like your wrapper, eh eh, not on your first night. You must wear something fit for the moment. A footballer dresses for his match. A banker dresses for his customers. Dress for the night but please don’t tie wrapper.
8. Watch loads of movies
The week of your wedding should not be the most stressful for you. In fact, find a way to make yourself happy. Watch loads of movies or listen to music. Be happy, laugh, laugh again and again after all, it is your wedding we are talking about here.
Copied from lagosconvodotcome

from experience, all these are bull shit crappy. They dont matter. Cos at dis point, u are in...all things bco m real...no more euphorial believes.....so rather, b yur self and be open to new experinces

greatness22:
Somebody with good brain shuld pls tell us the moral of the story.

meaning yu are brainless

mployer:
Whomever that wrote that insulted Nigeria

u need to growup to stop such a clueless comment......d insult BoKO fools are giving is even more. Some one is saying the true story and u are talking of insult

erico2k2:
I like your objective thinking, let me give you a situation of a friend I know,Sold his house N3M,moved to the UK, his younger Bro moved with him, they both went underground and worked in the black labour mkt, doing 12 hours shift daily.cos of the long hours their take home each was always above £1800 monthly so in total they both generate £3600 monthly B4 rent and food and other xpences. rent was £500 cos they both live in one room.the jointly post £1500 home each month thats more than N500k so if they do this for 3 years the would have saved N18M.At teh 4th year they decide to pack up and return back to Nigeria, would you say they have made a wise decision?

lol...yur analysis is logical. I will say they made a fairly good decision....at d long run, they will b better of when they return home in 10yrs. In all, bfor relocating to husstle abroad, u need to avaluate yur achievement back home in d last 5yrs if it not encouraging, then seeking greener pasture abroad if d opportunity show is ok

loomer:
Hmmmm

dis means dat if our leaders make dis country operae like the UK where laid down system work things our, Nigerians will strive to build a good society while making a good leaving. Even with all dis info, i still hope to leave d borders of dis country for good someday...

Kreamie:
People have run out of ideas

one of dem must hav been longing to c one of d lady nyash for a longtime....sharp guy, he just tip d photographer to comeup with d idea......use yur talent where necessary

Omotayor123:
Another death caused by negligence!!! .... Which way

poly way!

Ologogoro:
You all should have come to Kwara to worship your Allah and stone Bukola Saraki instead of risking your life in mecca, at least u also throw stone in mecca

LOL......infact this yur post is my best ''Like post'' for d yr..... Why even going to mecca to throw stone at devil when d devil is everywhere even in yur house u left for mecca..clueless people. Just enriching the economy of a country dat is already wealthy. D sad thing about the mislim is that next yr some morons will still use their hard earn money to pay to go and stone devil. Devil stoning devil

JAZES:
Ayo Adesanya.
Ayo Adesanya has ‘No fear’ inked to her body.
Fathia Balogun
Halima Abubakar
Has a Rose Tattoo inked on the upper right side of her boobs.

ko kan aye now.....if they like they can ink lucifa in their pvssy..who cares

JAZES:
Ayo Adesanya.
Ayo Adesanya has ‘No fear’ inked to her body.
Fathia Balogun
Halima Abubakar
Has a Rose Tattoo inked on the upper right side of her boobs.

ko kan aye now.....if they like they can ink lucifa in their pvssy..who cares

donTbone:
hmmmmm.. with time the respect will be given!


but wait o, from this sentence This same high-level source confirmed to our SaharaReporters correspondent that it was Ambassador Ogwu’s office who developed the schedule and it was her office that chose not to place that High Level meeting on it.
, isn't it good if Ogwu is punished?

she deserve to be fired....she is sure incompetent.

989900:
Police is not your friend.

d family of d pure water seller shuld follow up his death sentence by making sure they follow him to d place he will b hanged. They shuld go with their own Doctor to confirm his death after hanging and ensure they follow them to his grave to ensure they send him 6feet down. After dat, they shuld urinate on his fuccking grave to say 'die in peace' I hate policemen with perssion

ademega:
call on Nairaland wailers for advice
well, nobody can save you again. you are a gunner. maybe next life.
lesson :never be too desperate on anything especially position.

since he is a gunner, he can try his luck nxt season