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menix:
Lamentation of a 'play boy/Gay/Lesbian/Feminist'
Just watch, even those wowo galz no man dey price will also come to support this lamentation..


If u re being stigmatized enta market, ring no cost, it will stop people asking you queshions..

LOL.......u don profer d lasting solution....Thank God for '' dem sey make i no Make noice wedding''....enter market buy yurself wedding ring and tell dem u are married make dem cary their aproko go d next door

[quote author=armadeo post=39641683]This is utter bullocks. I should pay 250k a month to use my car that I bought with my hrad earned money. How much is salary a month to be paying gov't that amount of money.

By the way traffic in lagos isn't like ibadan. Here traffux builds up from 6a.m. I have stayed in ibadan for some days on more than one occasion and there is no traffic there at all.

What we need is efficient and comfortable transport system. i would gladly leave my car at home.

Instead I should stand at the bustop and rush bus to sit near someone coming from the market loading tomatoes on her lap?


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effective transport system is d solution.....

Chanchit:
I think Buhari should just let this master strategists go, I heard Nnamdi Kanu just completed a deal with Russia to buy one nuclear weapon called Akara bomb, na that one dem go take finish the Zoo. That guy is really working hard from inside that tubu.
Abeg, na play I dey play o, cos some people are not getting the sarcasm.

mind yur post

eleko1:
Good.Hope the nee man sit up or get his a55 whoop.The traffic from Monday to Sunday nah war

As ibadan Base, my candid advise to lagocian is to bound d use of private car from 8am-10am and 2pm-4pm or if u must use yur private car, u hav to pay 250k to Gov as road wardy fee per month....let all man use BRT or powerbike or commercial Bus @ dis time fram. Evrybody trying to access d road @ dis time fram is d couse of the Trafic in Lagos. D lagos trafic mentality don dey affect Ibadan city.......

ObiOmaMu:
lalasticlala

pls some one shuld type d story in normal font so dat those of us with dull phone can read...plzzzzzzz it not visible on my dull phone

odukoyayinka:
Just because u wanna post picture on instagram(IG) u start fingering yoursef...ladies why are you doing all this na

dat pvssy wey dey scrach u dey smell come here...try use Jik n Hypo wash am...mtcheeeeeew

POPSDADMA:
I'm cwiosly Sowi. I neva knew. I thought we wuld b schedule 4 d same time. D test was purely verbal (analogy and nearest in meaning), numerical and sales questions. how's ur leg nw?

wish u all goodlock....my leg is improving..thanks......if other job oportunity showup, pls guyz carry me along oh

bronzegoddess:
My UBA acct can go to hell.

my Damond Bank account can go to limbow...Quote 6fit

POPSDADMA:
What time is ur test 2day?

thanks for yur concern...i couldnt go for the test cos i had an accident on friday that affected my left leg so my leg is wraped with POP now.....is so unfortunate. But God knows the best. How did d exam go? What was d content?

shay101:
Hi everyone,

This is my predicament, have been dating this lady for almost two years now and anytime we want to have sex I usually don't have an erection. This is unlike me because usually I am very active when it comes to sex. Even when I watch a simple music videos I feel an erection in me. But anytime am about to make love to my fiancee, even if I had an erection it just goes down. Sometimes even when I succeed in having an erection it dies in the middle of the sex. We have never had a complete round of sex before. I thought something was wrong with me so I tried having sex with another lady and this didn't happen.

Please people I'm here because I need your help on what to do because am about to start marriage plans, but I don't want a marriage I will not enjoy or where I will be cheating outside. Please help me everyone including pastors in the house.

Thanks

better find a solution bfor any marriage plan commence. Dont come back here to complain ''my marriage is collapsing because i cant Bleep my wife''

mashin:
I feel conserved about this, am not writing this because am a proud type, but for the Glory of God almighty, i have stayed with my fiancee for 7 years and 6 months, we graduated from the same university, we did our traditional wedding on the 24th of October 2015, our white wedding comes up by November 7th, though we trusted each other, but i still have to confirm from my Gynaechologist, that my wife to be is a virgin @ 27, and currently running her Msc.

You too can do it to the glory of God, it pays to be faithful to God. We hope to wed next week and hope for a good job and a God fearing family.

If you practice, you can get use to it. It was hard for me, to take my mind off at initial stage, but God helped us till, we became the last one standing among our peers.

better give her belle else u stand d chance of not knowing yur fertility or hers leading to unecessary pain, shame and tress of searching for child. U cant be sure of yur vertility until u attempt to inpregnate her....so do d needful bfor d said date...Quote 6fit

kYjelly2:
i will neva get tired of licking my wife yansh, neva

but one day, yur wife nyansh will be tired of yur licking

Tex42:
Word...

The Lady has probably had it with someone else and she is here pretending to be willing if the opportunity (to cheat) presents itself.

The Lady must be a promiscuous woman, cos I don't see how cheating solves her problem here.

infact, intellectually, we are on dsame lane......u really figure out my comment. Yur comment is a direct explanation of mine....u are not like some idiotic slowpoke here on NL who are interpreting my comment to be dat i am talking from experince.....some folk can be myopic in thinking....thanks my intellectual like

joyceok:
Your response is from your experience and the 85 persons that liked your response have had sex with more than one partner....God help Nigerians

let this be d first and last time yu will Quote me....u can comment without Quoting 6fit...Mtchewwww

kYjelly2:
maybe she av become comfortable an no longer wash her yansh

sex bcome uninteresting with your sex mate when yu find another sex mate to make comparism

donholy28:
no she should be saying..""!yes Jesus...hmmm oh lord yes! father strike it...yes lord strike it!!!

LOL....God knows yur home address oh

onismate:
i know it wont be so easy but i will advise you to be calm, try venturing into another thing like business or handwork you have while still job hunting. my sister finished her service last year but is yet to get a job, but her baking business she does, the money she dey get in one week, some government workers never make am in a month. though she will soon get a govt job before the end of the year. @shashafm please what did you study in school?

i studied Psychology 2:1

POPSDADMA:
I have d same issue bt it has been rectified nw. login wit ur phone no bt dnt include d 1st 0.

thanks, it's done

Frank3n2:
Thier is no such thing as privacy in marriage in my own understanding.. Do the needful before you live a short life because of her. Thank you

pls quickly go get thurnderbot AKA Magun. Plant it on her and rest is story...Quote 6fit

biodunpro:
the test is on the 31st which is Saturday..im suppose to login with my email and upload passport and some other stuffs, until then wil I get d test location and time

is d website also not accepting yur email like mine or u havnt longin yet?? Did u get any email?

standingtall:
I feel peace by just letting this out.this is a red.I don't know how to walk away from all the wedding preparations but I will walk away.I deserve to be happy.now I know why some women never want to get married. its too much work

yur guy is doing last minute banging cos soon he will remain on a diet for life....so it normal we all had dsame experience....

biodunpro:
yh..its real..I got the text n mail also

pls i have not seen NB email details. But i got their SMS invite. I login with my mail to do the needful on site but it was respomding ''they do not have my data in their database''

pls whats d content of the mail? Where is d test taking place and what time pls?

pinkychic:
Good evening house, I just got a message from workforce saying that I have a test on 31/10/2015 in lagos. Please I need advice concerning this test.

pls i got exertly dsame SMS oh, is it real?

LaurelP:
Pls note dat some of them have started using their names in sending messages and some even have websites now. E.g Medpro, Golden global, Oneal, EBT and others. So clarify before u go

i got an invit vis sms to write Nigeria Breweries test as sales executive...anybody with same info in d house? Pls is this sms genue cos they put a number to call which i havnt called

Emasel:
DAVO....I hail sir

Benefits of being a mod.....Lol

pls NLers,, did anyone got an SMS from Nigerian Breweries invitation for Test on d post od Sales Executive?

jaggzy:
James ocholi is sound and has depth

i wish to work with dis Bar. James to tap from his eloquency and command of words. He eloquent speech caught d atension of 'atensionless senators' Hope yur children took over yu so that their would be continuity of a bundle of wisdon like u Sir. U hav d job already Sir.........i only pray u match words with actions

Rose2014:
Is the man Yoruba?
Is he from Ogun state?

u na don come oh! All these tribalistic living things

CR77:
she's waiting on the lord

9ja women heart na pomo...10yrs not 10days...and she still surving and hoping she has husband somewhere

Miami11:
She has the right to enjoy her life as desired.

Women have been dumped for ages and it does not make headline.

Its not by fire and brimstone to remain married

painful as it is, d man shuld pretend as if nothing happened. Let nature and time solve the problem.....cos i know d woman will surely pay for dis. D man shuld pretend nothing happened so that d children can growup in a civilized enviroment like US.....he shuld move on. D children would come for him. Quote 6fit

Sonbuking:
Its no longer time when the church is the provider n protector of the poor. It is awful. Materilalism has enveloped the church. Lord have mercy

God is watching all of them from a distance

0955eb027:
hmmm! Ok... But d tin s, university of ilorin will swallow O.A.U(fact)

and Univ of Ibadan d premier UNIVERSITY of which i graduated from will swallow both Ilorin and OAU....hit like U.I Alumni in d house