Hey guys meet me at the hospital. I cracked all my ribs and now trying to bandage them.

can't stop laffin.
these are killa jokes.

mimiko, your jokes rock! Keep up da good work Sis!

tx gal i remain my humble self

Mimiko how far i dey expect more jokes.

In my own case, I was asked if I wud like to choose Sara or Rebecca or Hannah or Deborah etc bt of course, I chose to be Cecilia Ibru.

U rock girl.

JUNGLE JUSTICE



Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion who looked both hungry and fast. One of the men reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of canvas. His friend looked at him.

''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that lion?''

''I don't have to run faster than that lion,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''

mimi, that's nice

but, the wife tried to cover up untill the man opened up.

;d :d

hmmmm

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.
Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered, They don't come to change the family, they are here to, ( READ ON !)

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.




"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"

YOUR JOKES ARE TOO GOOD.

AS FOR THE GUY WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM THEM SHOULD JUST SAVE THEM AND READ AFTER A FEW YEARS, (GROW UP, DUDS!)

lol

;d

one love mimiko.

two love girl

three love all

mimie i dint see ur mail
did i just hear u call tope a girl hahhahhahahahaahh
damnmit hes a male
abi na heamophrodite

re u serious? he is a guy? whao hope he is not gay, hm i dont know why i thot he was a girl

No mimiko i am not a girl nethier a gay i am a guy and my girlfriends name's tope. See i aint a gay.

So much 4 english.

migy migy speak out

*shout's loudly* MIMIKO *runs hugs her and of couse tap's a little current* How are you. The last time i saw you was when jesus was ressurecting. Where have you been i hope that iwajay didn't see you before i did. Ok chat later.

hm now u sound like i man now or is that cos i know u re a guy thats why u sound like one? maybe its just psychological, did u say tap current? ODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WO I BEG AM NOT IN THE MOOD JO hmmmmmm am thinking about it tap current u must feel sha nice one it shows u got gut

@ tope
do u sleeep on nairaland meeeeeeen the way ur posts keep multiplying men na award oooooo.

i heard from the news parrot that both tope and ituen just resign from work, got their take home pay and decided 2 invest in starrcoms.

they paid for lifetime conectivity - they are utilizing it.

but i wonder why ituen stole my connection for 3days
_{*scratches head vigorously*}

hehehehehehe no wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mimi
hi miss ya loads
@tope
if u see current u go tap am?

@migines i miss you a lot. Mimiko just wait and see the one i tapped is just what we call the tip of the iceberg. Migines can i ask if you've truly forgived me.

Y not try improving on ur spellings first.

Y not try improving on ur spellings first.

And pls dont miss me incase u've 4gotten, i'm a G. U. Y. And i'm NOT ituen.


we cool tho.

What kind of spellings r u talking 'bout. And my GIRL- FRIENDS name's TOPE.