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Re: What A Wife by showbobo(m): 12:51am On Oct 31, 2007 |
tope_teadr: Tope OLODO,after 6 years that you spent in ASWANI SECONDARY SCHOOL.after you go dey yab 2FACE,but atleast him be drop-out."FORGIVED" where u hear that one*though,i know its just a minor typo * |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:21am On Oct 31, 2007 |
@showbobo typo errrrro ke the guy don dey commit suicide since two days before the day before yesterday u guys should wait he ll blame it on his black blue yellow berry, its not his fault when his mates were attentive in school he was busy throwing mirror under the girls seats migy i miss u too |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 9:00am On Oct 31, 2007 |
@mimi thanks girl. @showbobo lol. Na skul be dat? @u c, datts d point, u dont even c wat d point is. |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 11:29am On Oct 31, 2007 |
Ahan! Mimi, u did not tell me that u missed me too. Thats not fair, |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 11:39am On Oct 31, 2007 |
Ahan! Mimi, u did not tell me that u missed me too? Thats not fair, |
Re: What A Wife by amycute: 1:09pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Mimiko you no go kill person with laugh, you have a great sense of humour |
Re: What A Wife by showbobo(m): 1:21pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
@Mimiko it means you and Tope attended the same school.did he throw mirror under your seat??anyway,i would ask him what he say,maybe HE KNOWS THE WHOLE TRUTH. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 8:48pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
@ freezy na u i miss pass ooooo @ Amycute tx alot @ showbobo u sef take style fire small rocket now oooo no wonder u know the school tope went to cos u guys were always competing |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 11:55pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Actually i went to america international nursery, primary, secondary school. And mimiko was my class mate always sitting at my back. And showbobo went to one oguelegba secondary school. He lived in one *face me i face you which was 10 blocks away from my Dad's mansion*. And i did always pulled out a mirror under the seat to see if mimi was having any new devolpment. That's the whole truth*. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:32am On Nov 01, 2007 |
soooooooooooo dry tope do u mind reviewing ur post before posting i use the internet to boost my I Q and not run it down |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 7:14am On Nov 01, 2007 |
BU HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!! Mimi, u wont kill me o! |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 8:33am On Nov 01, 2007 |
"america international school"? @tope big boy pls go and read dis thing again in front of d mirror. |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 9:10am On Nov 01, 2007 |
Yes i am absolutely right, it is located at ajah. And sorry mimiko i never knew you boost ur I-Q using the internet. Well i still have my normal brain intact. |
Re: What A Wife by TawaTemi1(f): 2:48pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
Mimiko U are the bomb on this thread, keep it up dear. |
Re: What A Wife by ulua(f): 6:33pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
@ mimiko ur jokes are really funny, its kept me laffing at work, when the pressure was on |
Re: What A Wife by dapsins69(m): 6:55pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
@ room tope_dear is probably the dullest person here, firstly he always post his reply twice, and he just cant speak THE english language rite! |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 1:12am On Nov 02, 2007 |
Dapsins69 be warned, if you were using ur phone to browse and know how to type very fast. Then you'll keep quiet. |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 8:38am On Nov 02, 2007 |
Dapsins, u were right after all. . . |
Re: What A Wife by phenomenon(m): 3:20am On Nov 03, 2007 |
@Mimiko. . . .Hey You! thot we were tight! Seems to me i've missed out on so much. where are those jokes?? Hope yu're all god thou. Cheers! |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:40am On Nov 03, 2007 |
@ tawa temi and ulua tx y all @ dapsins this Tope guy daft no be small his phone is more popular than him i said it earlier that he blame's it all on his Almighty fone but pls i may ask wat do u mean by @ room? @freezy how now? i miss that side ooo @phenomenon How did it go did all the 'off the internet pay off? |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:45am On Nov 03, 2007 |
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question, WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Sh*t." |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 1:23pm On Nov 03, 2007 |
Lol some humans are being hypnotised, and i've got a name MIMIKO. You see mimiko, what you're going through is a state that resembles sleep but is induced by suggestions (sàví), it makes you caring self become bad and brutal. This is caused by certain movies, films and mostly cartoons that u watch, or someone makes u watch. So that gnat freezy has had you hypnotised and sorry to say, you might never get out of it. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 1:37am On Nov 05, 2007 |
@ Tope u never prove anyone wrong!!!!!!!!! u see why i say u re daft? |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 9:30am On Nov 05, 2007 |
My readings were right mimiko your being hypnotised by the insanity. |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 3:21pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Hmmmm. . . I dont want to get in the middle of this. |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 3:22pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Hmmmm. . . I dont want to get in the middle of this. |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 5:25pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Mr. Teadr, ur shitzophrenia is acting up again, shey? You r getting more incoherrent by the day (that is if you know what those statements mean. You know what? This blog aint for you and from what i've seen, aint for your lineage. So do us all a favor and GEERRRRROOOOOOUUUUUTTTT!!!! |
Re: What A Wife by TawaTemi1(f): 5:29pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 7:23pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
@freezy luks like dis dude is not on ur favourites list. |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 10:13pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
@freezy make me get out, and it's going to take ADMIN to send me out of nairaland. And that your schi word, please stop using it, you don't know exactly where to insert that word. And it's really driving u crazy. |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 10:14pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
@freezy make me get out, and it's going to take ADMIN to send me out of nairaland. And that your schi word, please stop using it, you don't know exactly where to insert that word. And it's really driving u crazy. |
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 7:34am On Nov 06, 2007 |
And from the way u r goin at it with ur double posting & watery comments Mr. Teadr, that moment (of eviction) is just around the corner. @ Mig Actuali, he is. . . in fact he is the first . . . (if u start counting from the rear!) |
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