@OP: I don't personally have any end-of-relationship one-liners, I can be very cruel with my attitude though when I get totally fed up.

kinguy:

4 a 9ja girl try ;;;;;; Babe, i just lost my job.

Gbammmmm!

9ja babes don suffer. But d truth is dat we got swag dan any country. Bliv it or not!
32. I just nid tym 2 my self
33. I still luv my ex
34. Dis isn't working
35. Funny enough dis is d best way 'action speaks louder dan words'. Lol

pendo89:

You deserve a better person. I know myself and how bad I can be! Am simply not the best for you.

best of them all, its worked everytime for me, expect the last girl, so i'm switching to acting funny.

^^^
I guess you have not met the desperate ones. Actng funny is normal to them and they would not go.

1. I just detach emotionally from them( i expect you to get the message)
2. Its not just working.
3. My dad will never bless a union with someone from your tribe(a big lie).

well>>>
i tried dis and it was perfect>>>>
i just went on aw beautiful>> 9ice>> caring>> and all dat>> my partner was>>
Then i ended by saying>>> i'm a nuisance>>

Sike:

i like dis 1 too>>>

dayokanu:

One yeye doctor said I am HIV positive.

One babalawo said I should bring my GF for jazz

RISKY, COS D NEWS MIGHT GO ROUND

kinguy:

4 a 9ja girl try ;;;;;; Babe, i just lost my job.

, MAGICAL

kinguy:

4 a 9ja girl try ;;;;;; Babe, i just lost my job.

try these: We have albino/ vitiligo blood in our family,
My pastor says we r not meant 4 eachother.
i sometimes have epilepsy attacks.
i cant help cheating on u.
I hear they work like a drug

How about we have madness in our family?

"Babe, I lost my job" is simply the best for 9ja girls lol

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You don't do it for me anymore,

1.You're not educated
2.I never enjoy the sex but I have been pretending to;marriage is for life and that will never work cause your pussy smell always when we are fucking
3.You are just a liability and have tried a lot but now fed up
4.I don't think we can respect each other if we marry since we we have been rude in the relationship
5.Your pussy is too wide
6. I wish you never had about 4 abortions for me and I can't come with aborted women.
7.I heard you were sleeping with someone else, even though you claimed it is a rumour but have heard this a lot and it seems I am believing it,I don't trust you, it better we ends this

Its not u, its me, its best u stay away so I don't hurt u! :

:d

*clears throat*

Baby, I have something to tell you

*breathes deeply*

I. . . . I was born as a Man


. . well if that don't work I'll just tell him I bat for the other team now

u dont give me Blow-Jobs

u dont lick my punnnny

I think i would get bored and walk away(always works with a smart gal who knows ure tryna bail)

I am not in a good frame of mind right now and cannot ask you to wait

My heart is in a safe deposit, with my ex!

x

Floxyluv:

9ja babes don suffer. But d truth is dat we got swag  dan any country. Bliv it or not!  

nah! i dont agree about the swag, dey just so into material stuffs trust me. Not all but about 99%. fact

kinguy:

4 a 9ja girl try ;;;;;; Babe, i just lost my job.

it wil neva work 4 ma babe.