sukkot:
My people I am tired of this fake lekki life. I Dey move go alapere ketu go rest. This fake lekki life has wound my bank akant but that’s not even the problem.

The problem is that the food no Dey ever sweet. The food is always overpriced and rubbish. Tastes like something an amateur cooked. Anyway this particular one which is waffles and chicken is from a joint. Total is 7500. 2 chickens waffle and Fanta. Total waste. Taste bland and dry and tedious.

I think I am officially done eating out. It’s official. Am done.

Hian

Una still dey do soda? Abi e never reach una side?

Truckpusher:
Waffle be like mortar pestle.

lol bro you still alive ? Greetings

CorrectionFLuid:


You dey always type rubbish.

Guy! No be me dey do you.

You'll be alright though. Just hang in there.

uuzba:

Why not buy the ingredients and make it at home?
All these crispy chicken and fish was breaking my head one time.
I just checked internet for the recipe of Crispy Fish (fish fingers).
Very simply.
-flour
-egg
-bread crumbs
-fish (or chicken or whatever meat).
Mix this and that, fry it and eat.
That's all. My long-throat ended. I now know how to make it.

Abi woh, all these burger, shawarma, smothie etc dey usually chop my money, naso I vex enter YouTube, Come discover the only thing lacking for house to make na the pita bread & some small stuffs.

Naso, nowadays I just make those things myself, I even learned how to make my own Bama(Mayonnaise)....

Mehn, these eatries dey cash out seriously woh chai

SIRTee15:


U complained of UK, U complained of western country.
Now u complaining of lekki.
What's next? Complain of iragbiji when U finally relocate to your village.

Besides u of all people should know that's not a healthy food.
If U can't eat natural foods in naija, then your relocation back home is a waste.

i do eat natural foods though. This is a one off

Konquest:

@Mariahangel,

Even without ever tasting your foods, from the uploaded pictures of the delicacies you've been cooking over the last few years, it seems you're indeed a very good cook, and you're already monetizing what you do as well.

I am a good cook, but not all the pictures I upload on the threads I create are mine.
I do indicate that.

sukkot:
My people I am tired of this fake lekki life. I Dey move go alapere ketu go rest. This fake lekki life has wound my bank akant but that’s not even the problem.

The problem is that the food no Dey ever sweet. The food is always overpriced and rubbish. Tastes like something an amateur cooked. Anyway this particular one which is waffles and chicken is from a joint. Total is 7500. 2 chickens waffle and Fanta. Total waste. Taste bland and dry and tedious.

I think I am officially done eating out. It’s official. Am done.

Official na when you ready to cook indoors or you babe help out occasionally.

Battling same, cooking is not my thing though. Eating out comes with its own share challenges.

dazzlingd:


You are in Nigeria eating waffle. Does that make sense really.
Living in the Us, I am already tired of these foods. These foods you carry for head for Nigeria cost between 8 to 15 dollars or more. To get proper Jollof rice or Amala with Nigeria stew may cost me up to 30 to 50 dollars.
So why would someone in Nigeria, with access to Amala, pounded yam, jollof rice and the rest go and buy waffle and other ridiculous foreign foods?? What exactly is your problem?

bro trust me this waffle thing is a one off experiment. Na eba and efo riro get me

overseasnbeyond:
Why are you thinking you overspend?

The same chicken and waffle you had for about $4, I just paid $13.19 with no drink @https://www.lizardsthicket.com/food-menus/

That is how we do it every morning here

ehn now but minimum wage here is 30k a month thsts 20 dollars a month

LordReed:


Dry waffles?! No gravy or sauce or syrup?! E bi like elewon food. Bwahahahahaha!

7.5k for this nonsense? Chisos! Make I start food business abeg.

hehe but look well na, the syrup is in that metal cup

The person that discovered fried chicken 🍗 deserves a Nobel prize. 👍
There's nothing more delicious than a crunchy chicken 🍗🤤 😋

When I eat an expensive and yet underwhelming food, I go back to my local foods or try a less expensive place or get the recipe again prepare it at home.

2 cruchy chicken and waffles for 7500, and you are complaining. Oga you be thief. Please relocate to ikorodu, that's where you belong.

mariahAngel:


Wow! Your wife is really trying o! 😃

You're in food paradise.😄

Now I am in trouble. I have to watch my weight and eat less food according to my doctor in other to live longer.

sukkot:
My people I am tired of this fake lekki life. I Dey move go alapere ketu go rest. This fake lekki life has wound my bank akant but that’s not even the problem.

The problem is that the food no Dey ever sweet. The food is always overpriced and rubbish. Tastes like something an amateur cooked. Anyway this particular one which is waffles and chicken is from a joint. Total is 7500. 2 chickens waffle and Fanta. Total waste. Taste bland and dry and tedious.

I think I am officially done eating out. It’s official. Am done.

The chicken big o. And the Fanta must have been imported from Canada. It wouldn't be a made in Nigeria Fanta at that price. And a Fine lady must have been the one that attended to you plus they switch on the Air Con for your maximum comfort to dry the sweat off your body. They also switch on the TV for your viewing pleasure even though the remote they their hand.

mariahAngel:


Why not learn how to cook for yourself naa?
It's interesting and fun o.

Like waffles for example; they're pretty easy to make.
YouTube is there to help you.

ahhh Mariah walahi talahi it's too hot to be cooking in this country. The weather is hot enough as it is. Lmao

TruthsFM:
lol you funny no be small. Gbegiri is a fine soup now.

i go try am one day. I like ewedu though. And efo riro

sukkot:
My people I am tired of this fake lekki life. I Dey move go alapere ketu go rest. This fake lekki life has wound my bank akant but that’s not even the problem.

The problem is that the food no Dey ever sweet. The food is always overpriced and rubbish. Tastes like something an amateur cooked. Anyway this particular one which is waffles and chicken is from a joint. Total is 7500. 2 chickens waffle and Fanta. Total waste. Taste bland and dry and tedious.

I think I am officially done eating out. It’s official. Am done.

No syrup?
I don't even like waffles and chicken.

Why not just waffles, just like pancakes.

We can spoil things in this country.

Xosh:

But they're recognized as world class chefs.

How re you suk?

osimhen is recognised as world class but we still dey wait make he tear net with ball. Maybe tomorrow sha he will destroy Angola for us

sukkot:
osimhen is recognised as world class but we still dey wait make he tear net with ball. Maybe tomorrow sha he will destroy Angola for us

I see the Nigerians conceding 2 goals to the Angolans.

Konquest:

Whoa! Sukkot, how's your week going?

Indeed, it was 2,000 plus back in 2018. I like looking out for some online customer reviews before ordering for things or visiting physical eateries and more... and this strategy has always helped me to avoid getting poor service delivery and save cost!

Yes! I later spotted it and have updated my original post to you. Just a quick question below.

Was it maple syrup that you got OR some other syrup substitute like honey?

Nice your topic made it to the FP. A lot of folks are giving fantastic feedback here on cost savings and more.

yeah it's a good season for me. I need to go play the lottery. Lol. Now with the syrup I gotta he honest with you the waffle was sweet enough as it was and the syrup would have been sweetness overkill. I mean sweet as in sugary not sweet as in the food was great. So I didn't touch the syrup. To be honest with you it was just a wrong choice for me. It was an experiment went wrong. I rather have Amala and ewedu for breakfast

chopnaira:
Nigerians always wanting to feel among. Now they are eating waffle with deep fried breaded chicken for exorbitant price 🤣

Very strong waffles with strong chicken for breakfast.

This is too pricey now.

Asswipemod:


Akantbalance lo je ko ma buga bai bai. Naira to Cefas...........

ilu ti le. Naira ti baje .

Fryx:


You can never see me ordering that type of chicken. I don’t know who bring the idea that dabbling unseasoned chicken inside seasoned flour is ok. Very tasteless rubbish. They will even say is crunchy. Something that only the flour is crunchy oh.

Marinate chicken and fry the hell out of it to super crunchyness, you are there giving me bland meat with seasoned dried flour to eat.

Some Chinese will add soy sauce to taste and for finishing will add small honey or syrup

Konquest:

@mariahAngel,

Even without ever tasting your foods, from the uploaded pictures of the delicacies you've been cooking over the last few years, it seems to me you're indeed a very good cook, and you're already monetizing what you do as well.
Once I sense a tinge of chicken seasoning cubes, bay leaves, and thyme in my food, I'm good to go!

So, my friend @Sukkot would def like most of your colorful meals and pastries as well.

oh yes I would definitely enjoy Mariahs meals. Cooked with love and patience lol

AngelicBeing:
Hian

hehe bro you dey enjoy my pain and suffering lmao

Dminister:
Una still dey do soda? Abi e never reach una side?

diabetes ?

Una get money oh 🤦🏾

toujurs:
2 cruchy chicken and waffles for 7500, and you are complaining. Oga you be thief. Please relocate to ikorodu, that's where you belong.

its not the price bro. The food is trash