2000 x 30

Whatever it takes, make sure you forge ahead

ifyalways:
Good day everyone. This thread is open to all Job seekers who are :
Active in the Job/vacancies section
Are currently looking for Job
Have been registered NLD members since 2017 atleast.
Don't post twice with your alternate handle, I will fish you out and you will be disqualified.

What to do :
Write a FUN essay of a typical day in your job seeking/ interview adventure. The story might be gloomy but find a way to inject some fun in it.
Post the essay here. Not less than 400 words,original and unique, no copy and paste.

What you'd get:
The best 10 will win 5,000 ngn each.
The next 5 will get 3,000 each
The next 5 will get 1,000 recharge card of their choice.

This is solely for Fun and to lighten our days and encouragement to not give up .

I'm the judge and Jury hence will determine the essay that wins or not.

This funpetition is open from today till till March 1st. I will announce winners March 2nd, disburse the winnings March 3rd and 4th and move on. If you win and not on ground to send your details on 3rd or 4th, it's forfeited .

Ngwa, let's have the essays . Goodluck

Hello

Naa person wey get bank account dey worry

She wasn't to gift you sextep... That's how Roman figure 6 is pronounced.
3 +3

lkillbrokehoes:
The PAST and FUTURE will always be men, know this and know peace.

Jealousy

Kirchoffs:
Well you are right only God knows I hope to dig deep into the matter when I get to Lagos cos it's obvious that it's not a matter that can be talked over the phone

Good afternoon. That will be good

Low blood sugar. Low blood levels

See belle

NLHoodlum:



Oga honestly you are saying nonsense
A grown up girl at 22 is staying with her aunt she learnt no trade, she has no job. do you know if she has something doing all these will not be happening??
if she attends school then she should stay at the hostel.
Saying a 22 year old girl can't stand up for herself is rubbish.
again how sure that's the whole story when you are reading one part of it??
lastly she is supposed to have friends who will have an Android phone that she can use to post her predicaments on facebook to the groups that can help her.
So sir, stop being bias

what if she's an introvert, she may not have so much friends but I agree with you that a girl at 22 should have something doing and also be able to confront such situations with a shout except maybe she has been gaining something from it.
Only God knows

. What is the office address

Maybe she is on a time sapping project and needs concentration. She might also just want to stay off nairaland for a while. I believe she doing pretty much well for her self and family.
If you are reading this enjoy yourself ma

Fresh foods

When it's not your time to die, you will escape death

nineone:
Why would anyone wake up in the morning and decide to go to church? You even give them your 40 Naira? That's funny

Paying for the service of the priest

Stardom is nice

BrutalJab:


That frog is better than anyone from your family including your father

mama no dey
papa no dey
if you want to faya me
faya me make I die
I will never FROG you to that station

and Davido has a very beautiful voice o.
haa he will be missed. good bye Davido. please on your way out, sign up for a vocal cord surgery.
No more frogs

younglekky19:
Uba is the only serious bank in Africa.


Other banks are the ones delaying our salaries.

I don't think banks delay payment

Korrection:
@NL Mods..sometimes you guys can be funny posting sh1t here,,,check the link and youll see its from ghana.....na waoo

ehwm

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what was Wizkid supposed to do?

merry Christmas

truth dont always sit well with people but I will still say it as it is.

there is nothing to be grateful for honestly.

Being with the person you love most is the best

God and I really need this but just left lag a week ago

Let everyone one stay here in Nigeria and build our country

ProudlyNGN:
And if you are GOD'S Candidate waiting for DSS then you are on a long thing.

Currently it is 4 people per state then there are specialist that will be sent to camp when training commence.

Calculate your chance of getting the Job using BODMAS, ALMIGHTY FORMULA, QUADRATIC EQUATION AND LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURNS.

Even ordinary Npower they are sharing slot now.

Son of Nobody is bleeped up in Nigeria.

it is 4 people per state but that doesn't mean one can't get lucky...it's even 3 males one female allocation per state according to what I heard. Now imagine if you are a lady and you applied for the job

Welcome back ma

Some people are just too inhumane