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Her looks shows that she can't afford a tricycle not to talk of "FER"

RIP. So sad

#20,500 in Owerri

Congratulations! never give up in your dreams.

Am hanging out with my friend around Imo river.

It's a pity. May their gentle souls rest in peace.

boboLIL:
Dah means u de drink too much water

No, smoking and alcohol can cause it.

Wow! Congratulations! HML. I wish u d very best in Marriage




OMG! I made it in FP. For that matter in a good message, hmm I smeell goodnews coming my way today. Its gud to b hapi, its gud 2 b joyful.

Lobolintin:
Hahahaahahahaha abeg add when she's disapprove all your babes just because she no wan miss yoi

Lol. And when she tells u "if boy touch u na belle b that o!" Without sex education.

littlecaf:
that my mother is truely nigeria but. Wait oo where did you get all of this from you really me laughing and rolling on the floor

And when she tells u "if boy touch u na belle b that o!" Without sex education.

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false

I know u are trying to protect ur sister-in-law. To b honest with u, u gave them a wrong advice. U would have encouraged her with d word of d Lord. If she (ur sister In-law) decide not to remarry because of her children then so b it. She will definitely b faithful remember when a woman decides to keep to her body holy she will see to that. Then help her with something to keep her busy maybe a business or stuff like that. The word of God will surely guide her.

ExInferis:
It'd have been far better for your family if your father had masturbated instead of impregnating the village wh0re and giving birth to a sick, useless, senseless, stup1d, bastard peice of sh1t like you.

Grow up! U sound too local and cheap. Activate ur sense of reasoning. Lol. Indeed an animal from yankari reserve have been released. Lol.

All are beautiful. But some need to meet make up artist. In some, their body and face have different color. Evidence of bleaching skin. That miss Anambra is not wearing their attire well or is her part different from others? They are all beautiful. Congratulation ladies. Its not easy.

Dhugal:
3months after,in the first instance,and a follow-up test 6moths later is what's recommended.

CORRECT!

GOATandYAMtheory:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/26/how-oritsejafor-deceived-jonathan-okotie-he-wants-to-be-popular-can/

We don hear. Na so una like Jona? Abeg, e de 4 past now. We sabi this tete. Abeg, NEXT!

HungerBAD:
“We arrested Nweke Pauline Osita with 65 debit cards and Egesiokwu Frank Chukwudi with twenty-four (24) debit cards during screening of passengers on an Ethiopian airline flight to China,” the statement quoted chairman of NDLEA Ahmadu Giade as saying.

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has arrested two suspects in connection with smuggling of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) cards through the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA), Lagos.

A statement by the NDLEA’s spokesman Ofoyeju Mitchell said Nweke Pauline Osita, 40 years old and Egesiokwu Frank Chukwudi, 41 years old were arrested at the weekend with ATM cards of different banks.

“We arrested Nweke Pauline Osita with 65 debit cards and Egesiokwu Frank Chukwudi with twenty-four (24) debit cards during screening of passengers on an Ethiopian airline flight to China,” the statement quoted chairman of NDLEA Ahmadu Giade as saying.

Giade said that the suspects conspired with others to evade scrutiny from government agencies by opening various bank accounts with the aim of using the debit cards for daily withdrawals abroad.

The director of Assets and Financial Investigation of the agency, Mrs. Victoria Egbase said that the statements of the suspects had been taken under caution and that preliminary investigation points to the fact that the various bank accounts were opened to facilitate withdrawal of money outside the country.

Nweke Pauline Osita, an Onitsha based trader who was caught with 65 debit cards said that the cards belong to friends and business partners.
“I am a trader. I sell men clothes at Onitsha. I was on my way to China to buy goods when NDLEA officers arrested me with 65 debit cards. The cards belong to my friends, relatives and business partners” Nweke stated. He hails from Enugu State and married with two children.

The second suspect, Egesiokwu Frank Chukwudi who has a boutique at Aba, Abia State was found in possession of 24 debit cards. The NDLEA chairman has directed that the suspects be transferred to the Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) for further Investigation.

Recently, officials of the NDLEA had arrested a trader, Udeh Onuora Pascal who was travelling to China with 108 debit cards. “The arrests is an indication that smuggling of debit cards abroad is one of the latest money laundering techniques employed to evade financial regulations,” the NDLEA said.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/ndlea-arrests-2-china-bound-passengers-with-89-debit-cards/116291.html

Seun,Lalasticlala

They should investigate properly. Am sure he was trying to avoid carrying excess money. So he decided to pay in d money in his friends account.

stickncarrot:
Cockroach Rochas I challenge you to deny issuing fake cheque to workers in the name of salaries. The Rogue haven't paid anyone, instead, he slash their salaries by 50% and issue fake cheque to them.


If we have press men in Nigeria, they would have verified this claim.

U are correct! I have seen that with my two naked eyes. His name have lost d respect it used to have years ago.

CreampieAngela:
arent you aware that Heeebos are the most confused and dumbest set of humans on the surface of the earth ?
In one instance they want to break away from Nigeria, in another instance they want political positions in Nigeria

U talk like an abnormal idiot that reasons through his anus! U need to grow up in ur brain cells.

ibedun:
Igbo everywhere, when are these monkeys going back to Biafra? Abi there papa land reach here ni?

Just go and drink 2gallons of Con. Acid if u can't afford to see them. Abnormal idiot, they will keep going higher as God wants while ur abnormality keep going higher in idiotic way. O! I just remembered u have no brain. RUBBISH

Her shoe or moses sandal didn't go with her gown. Well she tried in a way. Must she show her laps. Women have 4gotten that one can dress descent and yet look beautiful and classy. Beauity must not come wen u show d world u bedroom body. A pretty woman is a pretty woman no mater what. An ugly body is an ugly body/shape no mater how u try to cover up or what u wear. Dress desecently that will make u looke attractive, classy beauitiful in every way. Leave d rest 4 ur husband in bedroom.

Isaiah 45:10, Isaiah 41:10

Deuteronomy 31:6.
Be strong and courageous, Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

Trying to prove that she is social and kind. Well, remember ur duty and do it well so that ppl will celebrate like this.



Well there is time 4 everything. Have a great time

D color of body na fanta and coke. Evidence of wrong cream. We don't need horrible exposure! My eyes closed!

that's good. Na access

At least no tribal talk on this today. Abi those incharge of tribal talk are still sleeping.




Madam, don't worry God will give u ur own child.
Trado Dr, ur sense of reasoning na F9. If u no sabi adoption process then contact those in charge of it. O! I remember na greed make u do am.
Mother of the baby, thank God that ur child is now in your hands safe and sound.

Wow! She is totally beautiful. And she has beautiful family.

erinalex:
am cocksure Ogoni people will never agree with your submission. Continue to live in Fool Paradise !

When u wake up, tell ur neighbor that ur comment was a dream.

[quote author=Akshow post=38303596]There pikin go ugleeeee o


Children of these days don't look ugly. As far as u dress them well and make them to b clean at all times believe me the ugly part won't show up.

Mr Ibu. U are too much. Enjoy. Its ur right. I wish u d best.

Great man! God is with u. At least u don't have tribalism cells in ur blood. A friend to all and indeed a president of NIGERIA! U are a matured man and knows when to talk.

R.I.P to mama. May u sleep in d bosom of our Lord!