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Senegal 2 vs Nigeria 1
Algeria 0 vs SA 1

Floreat....

queenoflafia:
Lol .all these lanky guys that refuse to hit the gym
Na ordinary breeze dey blow u

The blast from a jet engine can move an SUV......

Akwasi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGPfDyTJvik

Not too difficult a stunt to pull off.....
They've probably associated your whistling with feeding time

#Everyday4TheThief_1Day4TheOwnerOfTheHouse.......

Turaki, give me wan make I marry naa....

I will make a good son-in-law

California30:
I love having sex without condom.
My pull out game is on point.

......and STIs (or even worse) shall be your reward if you keep bringing your "A" game.

youngice:
my favorite is absent

The Amazon.....

She looks so frail physically......yet so cheerful and innocent with her siblings. Hardly the picture of an Aristo.
Judging by the copiuos amount of blood she allegedly vomited and her frail stature she may have had oesophageal varices which may have ruptured spontaenously.....and instead of helping her people were taking pictures and concocting stories. God punish them.
RIP Jummie.

And who is taking the pictures if I may ask??
#Arrangee.....

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

Try mutual masturbation as a way of re-sensitizing him on how it is to be with a woman. Act out his FANTASY and gradually bring him back to REALITY.......
#JustSaying.

ERODEDEAST:
Now injoining their Virgins , Abi whatz the reward for females Bomberz

Eternal life with a stud like Lexington Steele??

pinkiberry:
she z getting old jeezz

More like looking frail/sick.....
#HIV_Tinz......??

LAfricana:
Paul Gascoigne was never far from controversy as he battled personal demons during and after his playing career, but the 48-year-old was a fantastic footballer in his day.

He hoisted the FA Cup with Tottenham, but it was his performances at Italia 90' which won the hearts and minds of the English people, after his robust displays led the Three Lions to the semi-finals before they bowed out to Germany in a penalty shoot-out.

The tabloid magnet's coaching career was just as tumultuous as his personal life and he was sacked less than 40 days into his tenure with Kettering Town for reportedly going into work drunk almost every day. He hasn't held another coaching job since.

There will never be another like Gaza....

NighttWalker:
Death is not and never the answer, there are many fishes in the sea.

Anyone notice her right hand holding the block and probably trying to lift herself? This shows that even those who want death gets scared of it when it comes.

I don't think she was dead as @ the time they rescued her......unconsçious , yes but dead, no. She may have passed on later.

The position of her hand kept changing in the pictures and her right arm was elevated and touching/ holding the wall in the second. It takes some sort of voluntary action to keep it up like that......if it was placed there by someone else gravity would simply pull it down.

Besides when trying to commit suicide by hanging and you get it all wrong/ your technique is "poor" you would just end up choking yourself.....you might finally die of asphyxiation but this may take hours!

A "good" hanging entails the rope/chord snapping the cervical spine high up in the neck.....death would be instantaneous . You would need a strong rope as well as a tight knot to get the job done.

Just my five naira opinion.......
PS: #DoNotTryThisAtHome........

Goandie:
@op that is Puff adder very dangerous snake, it gives u one kind of warnin be4 it attacks nd dey can strike sideways 2.
Omo 3bottles of origin for u for dis kill

From the size of the girth as compared to its head and tail it probably just ate something and was looking for a quiet place to digest it.....probably couldn't put up much of a fight.
Nevertheless puff adders and other vipers are DANGEROUS.....it must have taken @op a lot of guts to kill it.

BuddahMonk:
Enugwu is owing only parastatals,

Does Enugwu receive more allocation than Abia.

Does Enugwu have bigger economy than Abia.

Is Enugwu well situated than Abia.

Are both not PDP states.

Are both not in SE.

Does Abia have bigger workforce than Enugwu.

Did Abia build more projects than Enugwu.

Are both States not Jonathan's strongholds.



Why should Abia state perform poorly despite having all the economic advantage over Enugwu and your here talking about Jonathan.

Maybe he thinks Jonathan is the governor of Abia state......My brother some people have eyes but are just too blind to see.

It is rather pathetic that such a public figure would wash his family's dirty linen in public.
#WhatHappensInVegasStaysInVegas.....

tchidi:
Chop am jare... all the suya you de chop, you know how them die?

Abi O! My sista....

Those are not horns. They are the baby's eyes. Its a medical condition called anencephaly. The prognosis is usually poor.

Chiefpriest1:
There are basically three kinds of cheats, the serial cheat, the occasional cheat and those who stray once in a while. More than 95per cent of nigerian husbands would fall into this category at a point in their life.

Your decision would be informed by the category he falls, but I want to believe he just strayed since this is the first time you ve 'caught' him.

Matters like this require patience. Some kids who have never had a relationship talk more of getting married will soon be here to advice you to divorce your husband. Fact is that most men cheat and many of those who are not cheating probably havent had the chance.

Depending on the kind of man you married (you know him better than everyone here), I guess what you should do is to have a heart to heart talk with him. Dont be confrontational.

Ask him if hes willing to swap his happy family with whatever pleasure he's getting outside.

Appeal to his emotions without being judgmental. The intention is to break him, make him 'confess' , apologise and promise that it wont happen again.

If he does this, forgive him and try forgetting, though it might be difficult. If you see him as your last bus stop, you ll do everything to make the marriage work.

I am not advising you to start asking yourself unnecessary questions, but you might need to check if you haven't shifted attention from your husband to your children.

Women tend to do that alot, forgetting that they met the man first before the kids started coming(marriage counsellors know this).

Whatever it is, dont hate him, dont get violent. Dont let the devil take charge. He ll come around and things Will be normal again.

Chiefpriest, may God bless you.....

omusiliyu:
Please who's Atiku? I've been out of the country since 1994.

omusiliyu:
Please who's Atiku? I've been out of the country since 1994.

Welcome back Bros. A lot has happened since you left. Siddon make I gist you....

#Incest.....

2sExy1:
ma'am, it is relative. Neither will church or court determine a solid marriage.

It does not matter how/where the marriage is conducted; what matter most is the
love that will keep them.

White wedding/court marriage isn't our custom, but traditional marriage is. We have sold
our rights to the whites, which is what has almost given them the temerity to impose gay/lesbanism
on us.

How about you turn the table around and ask them to wed in your own custom,huh?

In case you never knew, 2 Italians has broken the record when they wedded in the igbo tradition
a few months back. so, you see?


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2sExy1:
ma'am, it is relative. Neither will church or court determine a solid marriage.

It does not matter how/where the marriage is conducted; what matter most is the
love that will keep them.

White wedding/court marriage isn't our custom, but traditional marriage is. We have sold
our rights to the whites, which is what has almost given them the temerity to impose gay/lesbanism
on us.

How about you turn the table around and ask them to wed in your own custom,huh?

In case you never knew, 2 Italians has broken the record when they wedded in the igbo tradition
a few months back. so, you see?


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Dbestmax: Akpos goes to a pharmacy and say to the
pharmacist, Hello, could you give me a condom?
I am going to my girlfriend place for dinner and
i think i may be in with a chance
The pharmacist gives him the condon. As he
was going out he turns and say "Give me
another condom,my girlfriend sister is very cute
too, she always croos her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me, i think i may strike
luck there too
The pharmacist gives him a second condon, As
he was leaving he agian turn back and say Give
me one more condom, my girlfnd mum is stil
pretty cute when she sees me she always make
eye contact and since she invited me for dinner
i thinck she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner Akpos sat with his girlfnd on the
left the sista on hz right and the mum facing
him, when the girlfriend dad walk in Akpos
lower his head and start the dinner prayer. Dear
lord bless this dinner and thank you 4 al you
have given us
10 minutes after Akpos was stil praying thank
you lord for your kindness
Another ten minute goes by and he is still
praying keeping his head down, very close to
the table they al looked at each others
surprised his grlfnd even more shocked then the
othes she get close to him and whispers, i did
nt know you ar so religious
Akpos replies: i never knows your dad was a
pharmacist.
NOW IF YOU WERE AKPOS WHAT WOULD YOU
DO?

Forget about Akpos for now...
if I were you I would try and brush up my grammar.

johnpaulbuddy: so if it was only nigerians that were involved,he won't show up or what??

Its part of the unwritten rules of international diplomacy. If the number of casualties involved consisted of wholly indigenous people then it can be handled however the authorities deem fit.
But 84 dead South Africans in Lagos can trigger a diplomatic spat which should be avoided at all cost.....even though thousands die in the North East everyday.
#ThatsNigeriaForYou........

The way we Nigerians are very quick to blame the devil for everything makes me wonder if the Devil himself just might be a Nigerian......

A tragedy on Nigerian soil that left 84 South Africans dead warrants the attention of a very high ranking govt official.....
Let people not see this visit as a sign of TB Joshua's innocence or guilt.

#Speechless....
PS: where did you say this church was again??....