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Close but no cigar. . . A shaky defence and toothless attack! You guys need to get defenders mehn! Y'all rode that weak D till the wheels fell off twas a good run though

I just don't give a phuck - 2pac

Where i wanna be - Nate Dogg, Kurupt the whole D.P.G crew

You Elope! Its that simple after 5 years of not knowing your whereabouts lets see if they wouldn't give an arm and a leg to hold a ceremony via satellite to get you guys back

Well here goes nothing Inter 3 - 1 Bayern ma scorers incase of a tie are Robben or Olic for Bayern and Eto'o,Milito for Inter

This is purely tactical i want Bayern to win but a bottle of Henny n Apple Juice would wash away any disappointment if they dont if they win however its all to the good

Hard to get? In 2k10? Nigga please! In the words of Chris Rock 'Most women know if they are going to $hag a dude within 15 to 20 mins provided the dude acts right' Life's short then you are on life-support

So Arsene 'Osho-free' Wenger has signed Chamakh? Eyin Oluwa logo!!! Welcome MC29 all the best in your stay hopefully you would help us get the trophyless gorilla of our back. Not expecting the big bang from him but hopefully he would be useful

When are we changing that home-kit?? Abeg i don tire for am i can like to order for another

As an xtraordinary gentleman its always ladies first for me. Even in breakups that way if your next screws up youwould realize the grass isn't always greener on the other side

Until she wanted to test my faithfulness by throwing her friend in the mix. My Spidey sense alerted me to what was up and needless to say i played along spat the game and along line the friend/agent provocateur caught feelings and things where not quite the same after that. Later on she accused me of being vindictive giving me the two wrongs don't make a right speech and if i loved her i wouldn't do that blah blah blah to cut the story short i advised her to perform her lab experiment on her future hubby

Ma heart says Bayern ma head says Inter. Imma be back with ma predictions

^^ Naah Boss its a law. Sir Issac Newton's recently discovered 4th law of motion to be precise

I stay fly never land like Michael

Naija rappers dey vex oh!

Rudeboy - Rihanna

6ft Underground - JaRule

Lost little girl - JaRule

Phuck You (Furious) - JaRule

For Life - JaRule (First JaRule song i ever heard)

^^ Naah the Mavs are pathetic for losing to the Spurs in six games even with homecourt and watching the Spurs advance to get swept by the Suns

Stoudemire would not play defense if you pulled a .45 on his mom! The way he kept escorting Gasol and Odom to the rim one would think he was a MOPOL officer it was painful to watch! the Lakers don't even need Bynum in this series they may as well save him for Boston

Ecstacy - Barry White & JaRule (The song sweet anyhow)

@Obo Boco
Pretty funny name and no you are not the only female here there's a lady called Dominique. You do have an edge that most of us didn't which is actually learning Oracle on Linux which means you have a head start as Oracle on Windows is relatively easier compared to Linux. Just to add to what Azum said what are your troubles basically is it Installation, How to use or locate the services and utilities or is it just daily operations you have issues with?

@Eastbay
Other countries come sell groundnut? Must Germany win the trophy every other year? They have gone the distance in most competitions they have featured in since 96 and that says a lot
Italy won the WC in 38 and didn't sniff it till 82 took another 24 years to win something tangible! Brazil went from 70 to 94. Even Holland (which i support too) are on their 22nd year without a final appearance! Argentina are also winless since 86. The baba of them all England are in their 44th year of fruitlessness so where is this your double standard coming from?

Shootouts are part of football! The onus is on any championship team to prepare for them! England are useless that is why they have only ever won one shootout in their history. Your team also won the UCL on p.k's i didn't see you going to the Court of Arbitration for Sports to have it scrapped

England can never beat Germany where it matters! Thank you for acknowledging that fact,they may win friendlies or group ties but when it comes to knockout phases of competition England are always left for dead!

How was that game one-sided? Why not provide facts to back your assertion e.g shots on target,possession e.t.c. England's best shot was an Anderton miss he hit the bar while the dubious ref wanted to help England cheat again by denying a legit goal that woulda been Kuntz's second remember they robbed Spain who shoulda thwacked them 4-zip with two legit p.k's and two good goals cancelled. Karma is a female dog

England are even Portugal's children and Germany are Portugal's daddies so that should make them England's grandparents by default


@Dayokanu
I am starting to suspect Eastbay is just winding us up. Deep down he knows he doesn't have an argument

@Eastbay
Haha i laugh in Fali Werepe! 3 semis and 2 finals in the last 4 major tournaments in an 8 year span is not a good record? Recent performance must mean something else in your dictionary. I think its an insult on our intelligence and that of any footie buff to put England & Germany on the same plateaux. Germany ain't $hit?? Where were you when HM Queen Elizabeth was handing Jurgen Klinsmann the title

What was one sided about the tie?? I watched that game and it coulda gone either way. Try telling Italy or Brazil that they didnt deserve the WC in 94 and 06! Who cares if England suck at p.k's thats their fat luck! Why not ask yourself why England is always unlucky and since they know this why don't they try to end games in regulation. They even robbed Spain in the quarters with the help of a ref with vision as good as Stevie Wonder's so it serves them right

I know to England beating Germany is better than winning the WC that is why they could beat them and still not pass the first round of Euro 2000

England puts the U in Useless! Latvia with the same resources woulda done better

@Chic2pimp
Ohh i see its past working hours so your comprehension of English language must have closed for business today. Did you miss where i said i based the ratings on a mix of final appearances and recent performances in Int'l competitions? So 2 semis in 44years is enough to move England to the level of France and Argentina? Abeg stick to juju analysing football is not by force

They just have to do something about Bynum's knee he is someone that can back anyone down if he puts his mind to it! I no know the igbo wey Gasol go need smoke but he and Odom may need to put a body on K.G

What may be the Achilles heel would be of the Lakers is their bench

Villa in Barca? Omo kasala don burst oh! This is who you shoulda bought last season

@Chic2pimp
Did you smoke Reggie Miller?? How can England and France be in the same tier? 2 Euros and 1 WC to just a paltry 1 WC? Nigga please

Naah dawg based on recent performances in world football and their finals appearance Argentina stays in Tier 2! Do you agree though that England are in the 3rd Tier?? Shoulda been lower sef and with just one major title and final appearance they have no right to be higher than the Danes! Not with 2 semis in 43 years

@Slimshay
That is why coaches and not players get fired!! It is clear Wenger is not handling his B.I and that is why a slobbering i.mbe.cile like Fabianski would gift opponents goals and he would blame it on the ref. If we bash the players what should we do to the muchacho that signed them? Mind you these are all his players so he should ordinarily have a firmer grip on things and clearly thats not the case

@Chic2pimp
England ain't $hit!! Lemme give you the world footie order for the past, present and future

Tier 1
Brazil,Germany,Italy

Tier 2
Argentina, France

Tier 3
Holland,Spain,England,Greece,Denmark,Uruguay

Tier 4
Portugal,Czech Republic,Sweden e.t.c

Now you know the teams you should be lumping England with. Abi you fit convocate before you matriculate?? I have told you why England are not better than Greece. . . How else can i say it i don't speak no other languages

@Eastbay
You do have a point they are not as consistent but you have to remember the Lakers are stronger than they where in 08 at least defensively

@Chic2pimp
These Lakers are stronger than that 08 team its down to how they take advantage of matchups!

If you want to beat the Celts transition offense and good rebounding are key! Its also time for Artest to earn his salary by putting Pierce on lockdown

@Chic2pimp
No on a serious note how is England better than Greece? Both of them have only ever been to one major final and have only one major title to their name! Some peeps would even argue that the Euros is tougher than the WC. It is inferiority complex that always makes England want to rub shoulders with Germany and other superpowers. . Like Jigga said on 'Money ain't a thing' "Willie's wanna rub shoulders your money too young"

@Dayokanu
I can't stand that overrated,overhyped and buncha divas and drama queens that are the Three Lions they have not won enough to generate such hype! Footiewise they are a Third World country and the sooner they accept that the sooner their fortunes would change

@Chic2pimp
Please what has England won in ya lifetime? England have no Euros either and they even have better records compared to England in major tournaments take it or leave it England are a third world country. Phockit England is not better than Greece!!