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Kirchoff to Schalke for an 18 month loan deal.

Don't know what to make of this piece of business but I guess he could use the playing time. Pep seems dead set on playing Javi as backup CB if anything happens to Dante and Boateng! My worry is Dante is only a booking from suspension in the UCL not too comfortable with a lumbering 35 going on 36 year old Van Buyten as primary backup

dayokanu: A striker like Demba Ba for example has more abilities than all Arsenal strikers and he has proven it in the league. Its due to misuse that Demba Ba is not playing regularly or scoring. if Ba was given a regular starting berth at Chelsea like its given to Giroud at Arsenal he would be in double digit.

There is a reason Jose refused to sell Ba to Wenger he knows what good management can do to Ba like it happened in Newcastle

Ba has played a whopping 285 minutes and started only 2 games I wonder were the production is supposed to come from

dayokanu: Chelsea put the wrong man as number 1 striker. Torres of Liverpool was a fluke that Roman is determined to make work at all cost

To be honest 3 goals in a calendar year is abysmal even for Torres! Eto'o who is at least 3 years older is level on goals with Torres this season despite playing almost 200 minutes less

dayokanu: Chelseas squad is 2nd best if not best in the league and the type of football on display is woeful to say the least. An attack of Mata, Hazard, Oscar, William, Torres, Schurrle, Ba Etoo have more pedigree than most teams in the league yet due to Mourinhos poor management are playing badly

I truly am at a loss as to how anyone can brag about this team being 4th highest scorers. This was a team widely tipped to win the league when the season started. Mourinho is busy moaning about strikers when he has at least 4 capable ninjas that can play that position. I wonder what Alan Pardew with Cisse and Remy or Wenger wey dey manage Bendtner,Giroud would have to say about this

dayokanu: Liverpool has an inferior squad to Tottenham, to United, are 1 point behind Chelsea that in itself is an over-achievement for a team who can only boast of one top class player in its ranks. A team made of Coutinho, Sterling, Moses, Henderson, Allen Aspas and is only 1 point behind the megastars of Chelsea is an over-achievement.

Mere looking at Liverpool's performance at White Hart Lane and the daylight robbery at the Etihad it would be disingenious to give Mourinho credit for anything like Ibime is claiming

ritchboy: Oh, so Chelsea's strikers have 'ability' but are 'under-performing'? The same ninjas that have been telling us Torres[Chelsea's best/most-used striker] has lost it for three years are now trying to convince us he is simply 'under-performing'. Maybe if Maradona comes out of retirement and scores 2 league goals in a calendar year you will say 'he's just under-performing', what a joke.

I don't think even Torres's biggest critic would deny his ability! You don't play so many games for the Spanish National Team without being above average his goalscoring record pre-Chelsea shows the ability is there. Actually he is the poster-child of the underperformance we are talking about! When you under-perform for a long period of time its easy to deduce that a player has or might have lost it. Its simple logic bruh keep up

ritchboy: Nonsense. Chelsea are the fourth highest scorers in the league, yet basically every other team in the league can boast a striker with a better goal ratio than all Chelsea's strikers, COMBINED. Ba + Eto'o + Torres = 5 goals in over 1,620 minutes of football. . . It's not even funny.

You are a confused ninja! If Ba,Eto'o and Torres are only combining for 5 goals while unknown and largely unproven EPL talent like Rodriguez and Remy are doing far better then what else do you need to see to realize that certain players are not producing to the level of their talent? How is the most expensively assembled attacking talent only able to manage 4th highest scoring position in the league? If you were the largest investor in a company would you be satisfied if you were only the 4th highest earner when it is time to reap dividends?

ritchboy: Mourinho's team is currently above Rodger's team. If one manager punches above his weight it doesn't mean every other manager has to do the same or face a tribunal. Why aren't Pellegrini, Moyes and co also on trial for not emulating Rodgers? Is JM the only manager in the league?
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You are missing the point! All I said is Mourinho has not achieved anything special and Brendan Rodgers has done more with the squad at his disposal so far. How Pellegrini and Moyes entered this discussion is surely a question for Ifa and his friends

dayokanu: Thats the hilarious part.

The same ppl who were arguing that Chelsea first 11 is better than Bayerns are now the same ppl saying their team is worse than Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool

Me sef dey wonder like Femi wonder wonder. At the start of the season all I saw was bullish confidence. Boys been dey beat chest like silverbacks all of a sudden even Warri Wolves have a better squad than Chelsea

Ibime: 2011/12 - 1.68 points per game
2012/13 - 1.97 points per game
2013/14 - 2.06 points per game

I can count. So anyone claiming underperformance should move to the left.

Look at this Johnny come lately of course there's no cognizance of the fact that there were managerial changes and the stats from 2013/2014 are from a much smaller sample size. You think say na your maiguard you dey follow argue?

Ibime: This post is utter rubbish! Not only rubbish, but completely duplicitous.

How many Chelsea players did I include in Bayern 11? Cech and Ivanovic, maybe Cahill. Don't ever attribute well-known ninnies opinions to me.

Stop frothing in the mouth like an !mbecile! I even gave you credit in previous posts for not towing that line of tomfoolery so stop venting like you are going through your menses

Ibime: You claim Jose negative footie is stopping strikers from scoring, yet you would be the no1 champion to tell us how rubbish our first choice striker is. The last 3 years you've spent telling us shekpe keeper is the worst striker in Europe so don't start chatting rubbish now.

What a simpleton you are! You are so outdated like Betamax and Technicolor. Shekpe keeper is a shyte striker that has not changed but has Mourinho done anything to improve the lot of shekpe keeper?

Ibime: Couldn't give a hoot what you're spewing about Fernandinho, Flamini or Ramsey. Swap them for Mikel and tell us whose central midfield is not up to par. I would swap Liverpools central midfield of Allen, Henderson, Lucas etc over the dead legs in Chelsea midfield without thinking twice, and even that, not to mention the galactic influence of Suarez on that team.

Oga comot for here! Who is Fernandinho and what has Flamini or Ramsey achieved for club and country? While I don't think Mikel is the best thing since sliced bread you have to be Peter Griffin dumb to compare those nonentities to Mikel.

Lol you would swap Allen,Henderson,Lucas for Ramires,Lampard etc. Cool story

Ibime: And you crown your dubiousness by citing UEFA league win as evidence of good performance by Rafa over JM, a competition where Benfica was the only decent team we faced and they even played us off the park.

Stop arguing out of context! Rafa won a trophy regardless of how badly you might hate him he did what he could and achieved the barest minimum even with deplorable work conditions. JM's performance is still under review! He can still finish out of the top 4 and go trophyless hence why I said "so far" or should I include reading into your list of handicaps

This was the same Europa League that Man U and Man City got brutally r@ped in. So stop chatting like it was garri and there was a guarantee of victory

Ibime: Now compare league performance between Jose, Rafa, RDM and AVB. It is plain to see that Chelsea team is NOWHERE NEAR the best team in England, consistently struggling to qualify for UCL, finishing 20 points behind the Champions every year etc, and you are yarning opata about UEFA Cup, whilst Jose somehow manages to keep this team in contention. A team who finished 20 points behind for the last 3 years. May Amadioha fire your tongue!

My friend will you mechionu there! When would you stop with these your rubbish illustrations? AVB and RDM (incompetent and rookie coaches) Rafa (enemy of the state took control of the team mid-season) versus Mourinho who has the benefit of a strong squad never mind the other intangibles! I'm sure RDM and Rafa were 20 points behind the leaders in the league by December ba. We are supposed to kill malu because Chelsea have achieved the barest minimum with the quality on ground. Phuck outta here

ritchboy: Bendtner has only started one game(and still managed to score, something apparently illegal for Chelsea strikers). Giroud despite his dip in form has still comfortably outperformed all Chelsea's strikers. Podolski and Walcott also just returned from long-term injuries and are already banging in goals for fun. The CF role is not alien to either of them.

Anyone who thinks Chelsea have the best squad needs to get a clue.

Lol apparently someone that cannot separate ability from underperformance is busy talking about clues. How rich! (Pun intended)

Of course when one coach is a disciple of negative/park the bus football while his rivals run a more expansive ship odds are strikers from the latter team are bound to score more!

Looking at Brendan Rodgers and the average players (bar Suarez) at Liverpool and tell me why Mourinho with all that attacking talent isn't getting more out of his team

[quote author=p_kasso]No Rooney!! Yepa! [/quote]Yawa dey ooh! Both my captain and vice-captain are not playing

Ibime: I believe Ritchboy has answered all these questions already. Chelsea have the greatest depth of wingers, but midfield and strikeforce is not comparable to City, Pool or Arsenal. That is not having the best squad.

This same Chelsea got to back to back Finals in European competitions its a joke to even compare them to Liverpool or Arsenal in any area of the pitch

Ibime: You don't get 3 points for parading De Bruyne, Schurrle or Willian on your bench. You get 3 points when Suarez, Negredo and Aguero hit the back of the net or when Fernandinho, Yaya, Ramsey and Flamini run the midfield.

Prior to the first few months of the season would you even list Ramsey as a decent player?

Or is it Fernandinho that was r@ped by all and sundry up till December that you want to use as an example?

Flamini? Looooool! An AC Milan reject! Milan's central midfield these days (De Jong,Kpoli Muntari,Montolivo)

Ibime: Other than that, it's fine margins between Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Silva, Nasri, Coutinho, Cazorla and Ozil. Infact nothing between them so yes, Chelsea have a poorly equipped squad, although I know JM haters will say anything to pin blame on JM. So why did AVB, RDM & Rafa struggle to qualify for UCL with this 'greatest squad'? Nonsense!!

Coutinho lool! Nasri loool! Mata,Hazard,Oscar trifecta beats any EPL attacking midfield combination hands down. The numbers are there for all to see

AVB's incompetence is an open secret! Some of us saw right through him when he was hired

RDM was a greenhorn and even at that he delivered with this squad despite his negligible coaching experience

Rafa won a trophy! City,Liverpool,Arsenal with their "superior squads" did not

JM deserves no credit so far! He hasn't done shyte! If you are looking for who to give credit then Brendan Rodgers says hi! What he's doing with average Joes like Allen,Coutinho,Henderson,Flanagan,Sterling etc is uber-admirable

Chelsea has the best squad! No doubt about it. Are they underperforming? Absolutely! But everyone knows at home and abroad over the last 2-3 seasons no team in England can match their exploits

Heck not too long ago people were busy ranting about how 7-8 players from Chelsea would make it into Bayern (best team in the world's squad) now all of a sudden they are not good enough? Make up your minds people!

whats with the injuries? westbrook out till after the all-star break. lebron seems hurt too

birdman: yes

and you know he's their only reliable option on offense

folahann: Sorry o, I didn't know. The small boy in you decided to finally give in to Bayern right? That didn't stop you from being a fool sha.

STFU you s€men slurping sodomite! How does a juwanna man like you get off asking me dumb a$s questions? You should be busy trying not to get lynched. Phaggot

Chelsea have the best squad! They are just not playing up to the level of talent present

Baby mama: The man should have his account as well
I have no problems with that

All is well and good in that case. It has its pros and cons tho to be honest

birdman: I dey hia.

You do know Brook Lopez is done for the season right?

folahann: See this stoupid liar. Oloriburu, when did you start supporting Bayansh. Foucking stuopid ediot like you telling the biggest lie of the century.

Edumare punish your lineage you jizz swallowing wasteman! Alas this phool doesn't even know that Bayern was my team long before I knew the EPL existed. You can always commit sepukku if you are in doubt you Fabregas loving fagg0t

Premiership refs are the scum of the universe! As if wrongly denying Suarez an assist was not bad enough yall issued him a dubious booking as well. I can now see why Suarez initially wanted to leave Liverpool too! This guy is surrounded by utter shyte! Dude was serving the chances on a plate like Ainsley Harriott but these bums couldn't simply finish! I'm suprised he wasn't given any bonus points because he was by far the best player on the pitch

Baby mama: Lol @ yellow
I like your humor
We have loads of it too

Sometimes I call my husband akpuruka and he answers to it
And sometimes when I do ,I forget that people are around
One day a relative was mortified that I called him akpuruka
Akpuruka is a slang word for counterfeit,Aba made, Tokunbo stuff like that
Lol
I don't even know how I started calling him that

You did write about a woman having her own separate account which is interesting note that I don't disagree but I'm curious to know if there are any lines that ought to be drawn and if you would be ok with your man running his as well.

usbcable: when I saw the match I was wondering of all matches na the one wey Bayern loose in the last minute na hin dem dey show.

I bet Dayo and A40 would just switch to another channel ASAP d moment they notice that was the match being played.


BTW, why he be say na kuffor you snap pass

Lol actually its a lot easier to watch now since we've gone on to knock them out twice! 2000-01 was especially sweet because we beat them home and away

Then though the thing pain me well well because I had to feign illness and spend the night at the sick bay to see that game. Young as hell and barely a teenager I damn near cried to sleep.

Who are those that still expect the Nets to make the playoffs?

Baby mama: To all my friends and contributors on this fun thread have a

[size=18pt]Merry Christmas[/size]

Be Joyful
Jesus is the reason for the season

Here I am ( without my head)
Now you can see the heavy mama Jama behind the thread

Ojigbijigbijigbi! Merry Christmas to you too

alekside: The most boring game after Manure vs Chelski at Old toilet.

Vintage Mourinho anyway. Wenger needs to come and take Pep Talks from Guardiola on how to beat Mourinho! The streak is embarassing!

proudlysports: As at February 2013.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/18/article-2279826-17A7725A000005DC-150_634x180.jpg

Here here! Maybe Mike Dean has a role to play in all of this trophylessness surely it can't be coincidental

Merry Christmas to the good folks and all the fans of the greatest club on earth FC Bayern Munchen

edoyad: There I was looking for something to watch on this slow Xmas day, super sports shocked me with this delight. Notice I left the banner on as proof that it is today today. E never tale sef

Barely two years later

And another lesson on bouncing back

Bayern don't wallow in failure like A$snal that eat,sleep and drink failure

chamotex: Highest scorer this week

You mean joint highest. I was sole highest last week

Wow and they said the 1st half was actually very boring so I'm wondering how bad it must have been because my eyes still hurt from the shytestorm I just watched. Jeez even the Milan Derby yesterday was much better

Of course Arsenal was shyte but you guys did play your part in that absolute eyesore of a game

Wow and they said the 1st half was actually very boring so I'm wondering how bad it must have been because my eyes still hurt from the shytestorm I just watched. Jeez even the Milan Derby yesterday was much better

Are these the ninjas that want to play Bayern? They would charge us for war crimes when we finish with una

dayokanu: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1489006_786081644739198_1797351808_n.jpg

Their arms must hurt from lifting all those trophies

damiso: Awon Unilag Club Boys .If not for Naija se you guys know that is Statutory Rape

Emi o si lara won ooh! Ara nkan taa observe la n so oh. Me I don't do girls below 18 biko lol unless she lied about her age sha

dayokanu: For me o. Any girl who says no sex abeg run unless she is under 22 and is still a novice. Forget wetin pastor dey yarn o. No be them go follow you live in the same house.

One of my friends who followed the no sex rule because the girl say so now calls me everytime to complain. He gets sex about once a month and everytime he brings it up the wife asks "Is it food"

Haaaa 22 ke? 21 year old girl in this present regime has finished Uni or is already serving or doing her Masters. So long as you are at least 18 or in Uni you are old enough IMO. On average girls start to knack before guys sef! I know how many QC girls have been slaughtered in many a BQ back in them days and to them it was a sign of levels to date Uni boys in their 200 or 300 Levels (if you be Jambite nothing for you it was that bad)

Some have been kpanshing steady in their youth and when they get to marriage age want to start rationing the puna. I call BS

benedicta0: firstly, I must really thank you all for your great and realistic input in this thread.To the questions, I don't think you will be happy married to a man with no blokos,even if he is very rich,I am sure you will be missing the really thing,with time you will start feeling disgusted, no matter the size of his wallet.
Secondly,I have a question for the married folks,is MouthAction compulsory for couples to stay sexually connected?does every couple practice it?for those that are not getting it are they old-fashioned?dose it make a man to feel loved and cherished?

I can't ever be faithful to a woman that does not give head. It really is that simple! I advice all women to learn the art. You think Samson fell for Delilah because of her beauty alone? By the time he starts comparing notes with his friends eventually he would want to find what he's been missing and who knows where his search might lead him to

folahann: FuckY'all Niggaz.

Has Fabregas agreed for you yet? Maricon oshi

afrodoc: Well according to whoscored.com in the champion's league Kompany has been better than Boateng, and this has been a poor season for Kompany going by his usual standards.

OVERALL PLAYER RATING..........Kompany 7.15 Boateng 6.74

tackle per game ....................Kompany 1.5 Boateng 1.8

interceptions/game................ Kompany 3.5 Boateng 2.3

fouls per game.......................Kompany 0.5 Boateng 0.8

offsides won.........................Kompany 2.5 Boateng 1.2

clearances/game...................Kompany 3 Boateng 4.5

Orisirisi!! Kompany played 2 games and Boateng 4. Simple logic dictates that while making comparisons the stats would always be skewed in favor of the player with the smaller sample size. Let's not even add the fact that one of those games came against the immortal Victoria Plzen

Its a disgrace that Kompany's stats are less than .4 better despite playing fewer games and weaker opposition