₦airaland Forum

naughtyDiana:
lol, gwegs. now I understand. aunty, Pele o

Thought you said "girl bye". Your kardashian show where you learnt it didn't teach you what it means? Huh, grannie?

The only thing you understand is me kicking your butt. Looool.

naughtyDiana:
girl gtfoh. what u gon do when you get angry? call me a bit.CH? Bet u pulling your hair out already. girl bye

Looool. You sound so flustered.
F^ck off.

naughtyDiana:
b.itch? I intimidate you that much? why you so angry girl? I'm not responsible for tribulations k?

Inti what?
I'm in a good mood. You don't want to get me angry.

Toks2008:
I won't bother explaining my life to you cos you are obviously a lousy and biased fellow filled with prejudice.

See this oldie o. Did I ask you to explain your life to me? Your conscience is biting you, abi?

You are the lousy one for thinking you know so much about a life you have not lived. Not only lousy but delusional .
Loooool!

naughtyDiana:
hope ur house is not far from the third mainland bridge. if u know whai mean

Its close enough for me to watch you throw your useless self off it if you wish. B!tch.

naughtyDiana:
shut ur dirty mouth. people like u who take life so seriously are d ones who end up suffering from depression. twas a joke. the op didn't even take offence.

And is that why you are foaming at the mouth like the rabid dog that you are?
I can see you just learnt of the word depression. Ijiot, read some more and learn that it is the dry jokers like you that are suffering from it.

naughtyDiana:
the girl in denim.......op, pls tell your wife to be wary of her, her excitement pass the person wey dem engage sef. fine babe you got, tall, she has big jugs...my spec



ahhhh! u have Dada??!

So in your dirty mind, she can't genuinely be happy for her friend? Smh for you.

WebSurfer:
God bless you all too for impacting greatly on us,


Also many other bookmarks fromm Toks2008 or so and others.

We have been dating for two years, went through alot before attaining this height

All these people you made your mentors sha. Those that haven't tasted marriage for a single day. Its easy to spout theories. The real deal is living it.

Wish you the best!

soath:
She cant but taste the same. That's an unchangeable fact.

Because you're God, abi? Gerrarahia jor.

soath:
She can't escape it

You Nigerians are such a bitter lot. You don't see anything wrong in cursing an innocent little girl.
Smh.

FYI, nothing dey happen. Her innocence in the matter already makes her an escapee.

Cordis92:
Don't worry Davido, since you have decided to turn our women into babymamas, your daughter MUST be a babymama.

Cute pictures though

Very bad of you to curse an innocent little girl. Not like your causeless curse would stand though, that is if it doesn't even come back to you so be careful how you run your mouth when it comes to a little, sinless child.
She is not responsible for her father's decision(s) and as such CANNOT partake in whatever repercussion it brings. She has her life to live.

This her Church ex is working overtime to spoil her name sha. Poor Tonto.

tinutunde:
10 months difference, you try small, am in dilemma cos am 8 weeks postpartum and it looks like am pregnant, I've not gone for PT and don't even know how to tell my husband if peradventure the PT is positive...

Well done. It's like labour room, delivery, sleepless nights after delivery and the subsequent toll on your marriage is sweeting you.
Why didn't you do FP at your 6 weeks appointment?

Change that creche.

alt3r3g0:
Thanks for the tip. I already gave an instruction but will follow up.

Better. Because if your balance falls below 1m, you will be charged almost 6k monthly for the services you enjoy for using the xclusive account.

selfemployed:
They said if i don't want monthly charge , i must deposit 250,000

has it got to that?

Yes. For a full corporate account with 0 COT, operating balance is 250k. I guess the bank will get their income from doing business with the 250K since there is no COT.
This account you are running is DBXA (Diamond Business XpressMusic Account) with a monthly charge of 2k. With this account, your monthly turnover must not exceed 4m.

But why is nairaland anti Diamond Bank today. Remember they advertise here @ seun.

searchng4love:
Goodluck you will need it.... a colleague has tried closing a diamond account to no avail....it remained like a trojan virus

selfemployed:
the take #2,000 from my corporate account every month. just like that. I'm moving to gtbank soon

It's the type of account you have. You have a monthly charge of 2k.

alt3r3g0:
I have stopped using them in January.

I was operating an exclusive account until they took away the perks i signed up for i.e Access to fx at bank rate and credit card.

Yet they keep charging me. This month alone i have been charged twice for stamp duty.

I hope you've closed that exclusive. Because if you only abandoned it, you are on a long thing. You will pay for loan that you didn't take.

jessica042:
no one can take atm money unnoticed..not even 1k...it will be investigated...not to talk of millions

I know a head of operations who took about 3m for quick business. Though don't know if it was from the ATM or vault. He was transferred to marketing pending investigation and was subsequently sacked.

The fraud was discovered within 3 days or thereabouts. But he had been doing it for long and returning the money.

Op

I don't understand what you are saying.
Are you saying they will clear away the 1.9m on my mavro? I PHed in December for the first time. Bonus, I no get. Capital I no see. Kuku gimme the money I put in. Mba.

Why does 31,000k pop up when I want to GH?
Is it good? Out of 1.9m!!

What happens if I collect the 31k.

(Making the enquiry on behalf of someone).

jessica042:
I just hope this will serve as a lesson to those who lost money, including a distant relative whom I learnt lost 16m of the bank money in his cutody as the ATM custodian in the bank he works.


oga i bow for u o...i work in d bank and no atm custodian can take dat kind of money na...when icu dey

But they can take like 3m, Abi?

shyling:
You're very wicked..So you want her to become a basket case smiling at every body? A footmat for general purpose? You guys don't have mercy.... Well I don't blame the guy it's the lady I am angry with for subscribing to such an ungodly arrangement in the name of marriage

Yes o. A woman must suffer and smile.

derato:
then let her stop complaining n bear it.marriage isn't a bed of roses,dats part of it..

See your mouth like marriage is not a bed of roses.
Another family house husband at work!

seguno2:
In this Buhari APC recession, it may not really be a bad thing oh.
Everyone has to manage until the old man returns from his treatment in London.
Maybe oyinbo people will also reset his brain.



Abi oh.
In this recession, where is the money?

Association of family house husbands. Una weldone o.

KINGwax007:
Lol, seriously?

If she spend am, she go vomit am. Her next salaries would be graciously deducted.

Ask her na... She knws

Na so. Make she no return am na.

Zico5:
Since u are a woman, u can still manage till ur hubby is ready to leave or build his house. Some family don't read big meaning to it. But as a man, living with an in-laws is an abomination. A man should be able to provide some basic things which accommodations is part of. Living with in-laws demean a man and make him useless.

Na so. Always the woman to manage and manage.

Jammiiee:
OK will u gladly alow and av no resentment whatever about it if a male gyn should av access to every part of ur body in the name of examining u. Take a case of the pap smear test they do, they poke into ur V in and out to take stuffs for test for cervical cancer or what not. Now can u gladly and willingly spread ur legs and allow him do all that as long as he his very professional

Why should he have access to every part of my body?
He has access to the ONLY part he is examining.

A female nurse is always present. That is how it is done. Professionally.
That you use a male gynecologist has nothing to do with decency. This is health we are talking about. If it is a male gynecologist that will get the job done, why not?

I know someone who wanted to have a baby. Females were checking her and they were ignorantly telling her it wasnt time. It was a male that dipped hand in her vagina and announced the baby was close. Then she gave birth and the degree of tear could not be managed by the midwife. They had to call a male doctor to suture her vagina (would you rather your wife carry tear tear vagina home). Then she developed post partum pile, and a male surgeon had to look at her butt hole. Loool.

There's nothing there if he's a professional.

OP, put your hand on your chest and solemnly repeat after me:

"Ayaff enter one chance".


Just kidding o. Or not.
My dear, you just have to wear your big girl shoes o. No way out of this one as long as you want to remain married.
It was before marriage you could have laid down rules and regulations and refused the arrangement but this one wey you done enter the house and you've even stayed with them for YEARS, shakara don end be that o.
Assuming you have a good job now, I'd say rent a place. But as it is, I will just give you the classic Nigerian advice of praying and enduring for joy cometh in the morning.

Pidgin2:
They are now officially separated and the man is dating someone else

That is what he wanted all along. When they start acting up like that, know there's a fresh pussie he's eyeing. The slimy pig!