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oga, Some of our secondary schools only held classes on Mondays and Tuesdays, Wednesdays was for PE and other relevant sports then Thursday and Fridays was for farming.

Edakun, pls explain further, I am no gem but would be one when I grow up.

ItchingPreek:
.....In Florence 1921 Even before your father was born. Lol
Only a literature gem would understand that line.

In class?

learner007:
Though I got free tutoring services from BY MAFIT...

Check out 'talent and mentors'

Arkyval:
Thanks for the detailed response.
Getting a mentor or internship is also as difficult as landing a job itself. With your detailed analytical and in depth knowledge of HSE world, I believe you are a professional with years of experience.

So I am officially making a request. Can you be my mentor?

I await your positive response. Thanks for taking your time to reply.

Depends on the quality of players... #Zlatan doesn't do auditions.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Before A club signs a player, Will they call him to play with their players first and score goals before they buy him

Elektra God bless you real good for reminding us that this is our milk guy that issues with accomodation but suprisisingly he has been able to settle in pretty quick in Calabar.

elektra:
Ah! Return them to the village or bundle them to an orphanage.
It is like your village people do not want you to have peace. First your friend chase you from his house because of milk. You moved to your own place only for your neighbor's kid to start treating you anyhow, now your relative has dumped his kids on you.

Would my hp elitebook be okay for Fifa 27?

Ohhhh lawd pls... May this not be my portion.

@Plankton201

Egbon, why do you want to do this to yourself na... Can you really cope, it's till death do us part o o...

Have you guys done your traditional marriage already?
If yes, carry your cross, the lord is your strength!

Aunty Madueke can sleep here through out a whole premier league season and even till when the champions league final would be played and it's gonna be like nothing.

How about this guys here?

That's a very tight schedule you've got there, I hope it's basically productive stuffs that keeps you up...

elantraceey:
I go to bed earliest 12am and wake up 5am on a good day.... I do quite a number of things and if I'm not working, Iim reading /surfing.

Congrats bro....

They fell for it!

The op was actually pulling the reverse psychology on you guys and most of you lots fell for it.... Lolzz

It's actually his top 5 picks

Tomide12:
Away from the hustle and away from life’s worries. We tend to ease stress by entertaining ourselves. When you are deeply amused by Tonto Dike’s marriage theatrics, you may forget that the person sitting beside you has body odour. Movies and series are one guilty pleasure for those who indulge. They spend late nights or weekends to ensure they catch up with their beloved shows.

So just because we love TV and movies too and we enjoy trolling the people that share this our guilty pleasure, let's kuku run through the top 5 TV series that we Nigerians love to overhype. Starting for the king of them:

1. Game of Thrones

We know anything other than profound praise is taken as sacrilege when it comes to Game of Thrones. So before you come for my head, hear me out first.

Game of thrones recently dominated the screens and social media. Nigerians are downloading pirated copies and sharing with their friends. Everyone is talking about winter. Winter is coming they say. First of all, the rave was about the Lannisters, then Jon snow and now Arya Stark or is it Tyrion the dwarf. Ah, let us not forget about Daenerys mother of dragons. After crying about the loss of one character, we always find a way to latch onto another. It is not surprising therefore that for the past two weeks, almost everyone is talking about the 7th season of GOT. Banners, graphics, and even memes are trolling the internet. It got so bad that even haters took to twitter to boast on how they had not watched a single episode. But abeg who that one epp? What is it about GOT that is making people stay so faithful?



2. How To Get Away With Murder

People who did not know about the wonder of Viola Davis got to know about her in HTGWM. She embraced the character Annalise keating so well that it got her an EMMY award. We do not know why Nigerians love this series. But we suspect it is because we are fascinated with getting away with crime legally. Annalise is smart and the way she works with her ambitious students makes the thrill top notch. The suspense here is over the bar and is definitely not for the faint heart. If you are in trouble with the law, you know who to call.


3. Suits

This is another series revolving around law and its legalities. Harvey Specter is a brilliant lawyer and when in need of an associate he hires Mike Ross. Mike, however, is a college dropout but this doesn’t deter him from being smart and witty. We follow them both as they turn from friends to allies and sometimes dangle on a thin thread of betrayal. The series is not only entertaining but also educative. If you are a fan of suits please let us know. What is fascinating about white dudes wearing suits and plotting how to outwit each other?


4. Scandal

Olivia Pope thrives on scandals. From being the President’s media consultant to having her own crisis management firm. She seems to know how to clean up other peoples lives except hers. Her clients have histories and secrets that must be taken care of and so does she and her staff. Again, we can see that Nigerian want to know how to get away with anything. It is a pity that we may not be able to have our own Olivia Pope unless your baba in the village is strong.


5. Power

This series shows that it is only a ghost that can run the underground business and be good at it. It is, however, a pity that Nigerian ghosts are only good at finding their soul mate or looking sideways to cross the road. James St. Patrick the Ghost has a successful nightclub but what you may not know is that he also runs another operation: a drug empire that serves only the rich and influential. You see Nigerians we too like bad things. We may have had our own ghost in Evans but we are happy that his identity has been revealed.


Nigerians like a good story, we like power and danger. We love the thrills that come with being smart and witty. And yes we overhype what we love. Well, I am in my house watching “Nkoli Nwa Nsukka”, you cannot get to me.

http://dala.xyz/2017/07/5-overhyped-series-by-nigerians.html

for more of this kind of articles, www.dala.xyz

You speak my language.

VickyRotex:
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Anyone has any action/educative/crime (3-in-1) series that I should see?

When do you go to bed and when do you rise and also, what type of work do you do?

That's if you don't mind.

elantraceey:
8 whole hours? There are some days that I can't afford that luxury.

lolzzz...I am glad you did... I have sent you a pm.

Ability247:
Lol. Yea I do. What's up?

@Ability247, quote me when you see this, it is as regards workshop3, pollution lab, Sunic and EIA. I hope you understand when you bsee this. Cheers

Magoosh videos @ your convenience
Here it is
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/t9ot6d07hp1lkm7/AADL_dTihjEvNBRCBsmAcoXja?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3712356323

tosinooo:
Do you have access to the magoosh videos? If yes, I'd greatly appreciate it if you can post the link here or sent to my mail. (op.tosin@gmail.com). Thank you very much.

Magoosh videos @ your convenience
Here it is
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/t9ot6d07hp1lkm7/AADL_dTihjEvNBRCBsmAcoXja?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3712356323

Jamaticulus:
No boss...

Fall into my hands dear.

Narldon:
ANYONE SELLING A CHEAP LAND WHERE I CAN FAINT??

You must give it up for this guy, he has an occultic followership and he has got some swag.

My brother if only wishes were horses...

Credit: femi321

There is this saying that says ''If we don't fight we have failed, but if we fight we can either fail or succeed''. So forget the tuition part for now and put in some work. First, you need to decide on the course you want to study, To save you some stress start from this website http://graddecision.org/ to know the application process, So step 1) Decide on the course you want to study 2) Search for schools using a)www.msinus.com (open this website with a laptop, you should see a list of school and ranking for some of the most common courses, you can start from there b)www.gradschools.com c)www.google.com (you can just type 'msc in bla bla in the us in google' d) www.usnews.com e) www.4icu.org . 3) check up the website of the schools you find, to see the requirements. most schools will require GRE and some will require both gre and toefl . 4) Register for standardize exam and take it. You can register for gre as soon as you are ready and prepared to take the exam. Its done online at www.ets.org. You can also get all the information you need about the exam on the website. You will get adequate materials to prepare for the exam in this dropbox I createdhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/t9ot6d07hp1lkm7/AADL_dTihjEvNBRCBsmAcoXja?dl=0

TOEFL is an English test required by some US universities. though, some schools waive due to the fact that Nigeria is an Anglophone country.
For toefl, all you need are the speaking noteful videos in the link below, the ets toefl guide is enough to ace the exam for other sections. Just download the toefl ETS Guide from there website and the simulation test.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/45tvc3ifi8wh8sh/AACXR5j6l3nsWK8vZx5P28TVa?dl=0

As for the Tuition, if you have good results (GRE, GPA, Toefl), SOP and LOR; US schools do offer assistanship to graduate students. This can either be Research Assistant, Teaching Assistant or Administrative Assistant. Depending on the school, if you get an assistantship, your Tuition will be waived and you will also be paid a monthly stipend that can take care of your living expenses. One advice, once you shortlist schools, send emails to the grad cord of the schools and ask specific questions relating to that course and funding opportunities, be very explicit.

Lastly, there are basically 2 admission session in the US, Spring (Jan) and Fall (August). Schools admit more students in Fall, so Its advisable you plan towards Fall 2018. If you plan to resume in fall 2018, make sure you submit all your application documents before ending of Dec 2017. If you don't give it a trial, you will never know.My philosophy in life is to always do my part, with that I don't get to regret later. Above all, if you believe in God,pray to him..if not, good for you.

OR

Don't even bother learning a trade as 'worldly people' had advised it is still not easy, just go and do MMM.

Sundayalaba4:
My people am new here.. I need list of schools where i can do my PGD in US with free application form and without requesting for any standard exam.. Pls kindly help a brother.. thank you

Sorry dear. Is Akwa Ibom cool with you?

kennygee:
Make I just marry drop Kogi state as my state of Origin.

That state and its useless leaders are a disgrace.

Hi guys, is winter upon us yet?

Hi guys, night walkers don show? I am on the other side of the wall.

I just weak...

divinehand2003:
Serious error my dear. Naija airlines and rescheduling flights are like 5 and 6.

Chaiii... Nawaoo

princely83:
Omo don't try this ooo... U better travel a day to your interview. That's my advice for you. Nigeria airlines are UNRELIABLE.

Da, Ikpa! Mkpo ufok ke Ado o o.... Nnyem idem!

Wilson125:
Na dis kyn relationship ah dey fyn, but na ugly gals dey wan stay.. ah no fit keep ugly gal pass 3mnths... Abasi akan!.

Hi guys, for those of you that flew in for the exams from Lag which airline did you patronise?

I am planning to move on the same day of my interview from Lag so I need a reliable domestic airline with minimal history of flights postponements...

Hi dear, This could be a surface thing and can as well be something deeper than the ordinary.

Could we be friends?

adabenji:
I don't want to believe I'm under bondage cos only guys who are still struggling to make it come to me for serious relationship. When i accept and join them in hustling and praying something good eventually comes and they break up with me.
What do I do?

There is a country!

You really do know how to take care of your body but is it true that you're a W?

folakemigeh:
I observe that once i dont sleep well( Say 3-4hours intermittent sleep at night) I get serious headaches, body aches and sometimes Acne breakout..


My best way to boost my immune is exercise and i drink lots of water daily, I have a Dance CD i play every morning and then i jump the rope (Skipping)

Then i take Apple Cider Vinegar with lukewarm water to cleanse and detoxify my system

I am not a good lover of eating fruits, so i just buy them and blend them to make smoothie.

My Skin always thank me for the routine

Hi guys,

Have time2smile reported here?

Scholastica whether you like it or yes, you're next in line for the testimony....