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Eyaah... Bro, the bolded touched me .

Must I use agent for RMIT?

This Aussie waka dey like sey I go start to do small push up for fitness o o

Stanleyelege:
Ur friend is lucky. Maybe he is carrying cartons like me but he is packaging. Guy I dey advice u now. Carry muscle come here o.


I offload big and small boxes and bags of rice, milk, biscuit from container .

I was offloading one-day[b][/b] I started crying.[b][/b] Because the hard work was too much for me.


Hope u won't ask me how long the tears lasted.

Thanks bro.

Let me see how soon I can land an admit.

Albion05:
Please go and submit your visa application.
The earlier the better for you.
I believe you have been following the recent developments on the thread as regards to DIBP.
I hope you are not thinking that July is still far.

Hi guys, I have got all my docs intacts including TOEFL ibt, would shooting for July resumption and travels be a long shot?

Pls kindly advise.

My brother, Nigeria no fit you atall...

These are the kind of cases that turns people to overnight millionaires in the Western world.

MaziOmenuko:
Nice.

This is my first time of commenting on this issue. Sue the bit'ch for defamation of character, for physical assault leading to bodily harm and injury!

Sue her for tampering with evidence, sue the pepper spray company for unlawful advert without consent, Sue taxify for suspension of account without formal investigation!

Don't demand for any fvck'n apologies, make her pay for denting your reputation! Apply for a court order to suspend all her contract with MTV pending the final verdict. Petition the national assembly to enact a law protecting men from false rape accusation and propose a fourteen years incarceration for false rape accusation. We are now an endangered specie when the female folks can accuse us of rape and get away with it.

Pls don't let the bit'ch get away with this.

Although it's not about the money but 5 mil is too small. Your name is all over the Internet and a small Google search will always bring you out as a suspected kidnapper and rapiSt.

Cc lalasticlala

This Mr Henry Nnnaemeka, I don't want to curse him.

Someone attempted to end your life by falsely accusing you of rape and you are so naive to sue her for just N5Mil?

Do you know the damages that would have been done to you and your family if she succeded?

After all the online criminologist came out in force to analyse/dissect the video to prove your innocence, all lagos slay queens spoke up in your favor that a lady would would not react that way in the event of attempted rape or kidnap,majority of sensible social media influencers stood by you, and this is how you pay us back?

What happened to adding just two more zeros? Do you still want to be driving taxify during world cup? Don't you want your prayers to work in your life?

Nnnaemeka, Why?

FatGuy:
Wait!
First and foremost, I admire the way you write, it shows you are educated.
Secondly, you sound rich, and I believe you are.
But[b][/b] what I don't understand is bringing this to a public forum after reporting to the Police! Why is everybody suddenly trying to get sympathy from the public at the detriment of others? Truth be told, what those guys Coldstone Creamery were trying to do was just ''playing safe'', and you should have given them reasonable time even before reporting to the police.[b][/b]

Considering the bolded, I infer you are not in Nigeria and have lost touch of the system back home.

Odds dont lie

Austeeenxx:
Bet9ja shops.

I think that the president loves this AKS governor, he seems to always keep him closeby.

Congrats Scholastica. Keep blazing.

Pls I have just sent you a pm @oludare, if you could spare a couple of minutes pks kindly reply. Thank you

Oga, why are you talking like this na.... Pretty face/ curves vs intelligence which would you notice first?

AntiNormal:
How did she become your girlfriend without you noticing her subpar reasoning?
Did you not see the signs before you asked her out and whatnot, or did you not just care?

Babe, I am sapiosexual too, lets make this work!

Chikita66:
Intelligence is one thing that attracts me to a person not cuteness, well I don't know about you.

Do you have network?

Berlyn1:
So beautiful...... olorun pick up my call

You are a legend bro!

Don't forget, what goes around comes around

Hashimyussufamao:
In other news I lower mum phone's brightness to zero I told her she needs a new phone bulb for 4k. me sef need money

Oga, thrice? Mba!

How manage?

Which strategy you use?

Does she have high libido issues?

BlueScholar:
OP don't listen to all those saying that you should take her back. she will only be sorry cos she got caught but not sorry about what happened. is now obvious she wants you for your resources. forgiving her wont stop her from cheating again as true desire can't not be negotiated. moving on is your best option. similar thing happened to me last year too, caught her trice.

Bro, was your birth month January? If no, you're still 23.

Are you working or still in school? What's your wifey's profile like?

jamie1994:
I am just 24 and she is 26. I can't get married to her. This feeling is burning me down to d marrow...

This is very wrong!

You're making it look like she's earning in USD and spending in Naira.

Her bills are in USD!

lifestyle1:
If she earns $8 per hour

#8 * #365 = #2920 per hour

If she works for 10 hours daily

2920 * 10 = #29,200 daily

If she works for 25 days

#29,200 * 25 = #730,000

Are you a lady?

Have you got morals and you have the fear of God in you?

Have you always wished for a peaceful and lovely home?

Are you intelligent and somewhat versatile/
cosmopolitan?

Are you beautiful in and out and has got your life intact?

Have you always desired to raise sets of twins?

I am here to tell you that dreams do come true....

You're just a slide way to fullfill destiny

Bros, you see this life ehhhh...

God go bless you....

Your wife go love you and e no go play away...

You go live long

Your daughters go fine pass Mario Gotze babe (That girl where him kiss for 2014 world cup finals)

Amen!

Gcapable:
Personally, there are 3 possible responses to the question what are your plans after study?

1. You can say you are coming back to Nigeria after studies to impact your knowledge blablablabla. The follow up questions is always to do what and where will you work? If you have satisfactory answers to the questions, then this should be your response.

2. You can say you will stay for your Masters or PhD. The follow up questions will be questions about Masters or PhD studies like how many years, in what field, what is a Masters or PhD grade, what will be your potential research topic etc. If you are vast in these areas, then this should be your response.

3. You can say you will like to work for a while before returning to Nigeria (especially if your course doesnt have a compulsory internship or you dont have a prior working experience) because:
A. You will like to give back to the country that offered you quality and free education by paying taxes and contributing to the pension fund (Germany no de joke with the 2)
B. You will love to have a practical experience in an international working environment for atleast 6months or a year before returning home (you are doing this to be at an advantage when you are back in Nigeria because every company values work experiences over certificate only). This will put you in a better position in the labour force and guarantee you securing a job when you are back.

P.S. whatever your response is be sure to be able to answer the follow-up questions and justify your choice with sound and rational reasons. People have said they are coming back to Nigeria and got rejected, same way people have said they are staying back and got approved. What guarantee your visa are the reasons behind your choices.

Please lets beg them na...

kraftyiyk:
According to a new statistics,
80% of the remaining are applying to go to Diaspora.

Chiefly, you deserve peace of mind.

Do you want to live your life getting into fights you didn't initiate? Pls you deserve better in life.... You might be killed in one of those confrontations and she would remarry.

Peace

Thanks....

Environer:
How much you wanna pay for the tutorials?

Anyways, aduros receive some little money as asylum seekers; up to 400 Euros when I was there, depending on the city. 400 Euros is how much in Naira again? Do the math. Plus, if you are impoverished in Nigeria it may be worth it for you.
Plus, being an Aduro in Western Europe (especially Germany, Switzerland and a few others) is not so bad, not like Israel or Libya.


As long as you are respect the terms of your ''aduroism'' and stay away from drug trafficking (which is what up to 30-50% of Nigerian aduros in Germany do that land them in prison and then forced deportation), you should be okay.

Bro, you really do know how the system works....

Is it really worth staying there as an Aduro or living in naija as a free born?

Environer:
This Aduro (asylum seeker) is on his way to obtaining Germany's legal stay. Kudos to him. Many Nigerians have lived in Germany for donkey years without papers that allow them travel in and out of the country. With this marriage, this guy has earned his removal from aduro status in Germany. The lady will now return to Germany alone to file for him to come to Germany Legally as her husband. If she changes her mind at this point the guy is stuck in Nigeria for life

I once lived in Germany as a LEGAL student and I knew what went on among Yoruba, Igbo and, especially, Edo Aduro seekers in that country. One Yoruba guy, Akanbi, even almost married a mentally unstable German old cargo all for papers

Who's got that Meme of Obama or Putin requesting for stout for someone?

This guy here deserves one...

May we not be in love to the point that our sense of reason would go on break...

CeeKay17:
When someone doesn't truly love you, those little signs are always there, but most times we choose to ignore them. Love is not something you can fake 100%. People should learn to open their eyes and read the signs.
Also guys, never spend money to get a girl. You would pay for it dearly. Use your money to better your life and make yourself more attractive. Spending money on a girl would NEVER make her love you.

wisdomguy4u, let me tell you for a fact that your mum's prayer is really working. Please even if you don buy mumsy new year gift, still give anoda one join... Na only mumsy prayer dey fit do this kind thing... Congrats bro.

This is why I am of the opinion that any gal that can cheat on God by having premarital sex can not be trusted as regards sex issues. If someone can cheat on God, how much you a mere mortal...

My dear, If world people one look their matter ehhh... E no go funny o o

Iyajelili:
I like these two together but they should take it with this social media attention cos world people wicked o

Thank you

Jigba:
No

Thanks Jigba.

Please have you got any inputs as regards the renewable energy/Energy Systems/ Environmental Sustainability sector?

Jigba:
I know everyone's dream here is to succeed in Germany after studying. Often times, it's been mentioned here, that people who study computer related courses have better chances of getting jobs.

Also, people who studied medcine related courses, engineers and high skilled workers.

http://www.make-it-in-germany.com/en/for-qualified-professionals/discover-germany

These occupations are in demand in Germany, so it makes sense why you have a higher chance of getting a job after studying. If you are in another field, then you might want to think twice, if your dream is to remain in Germany after studying. I am not trying to discourage anybody, just know how lucrative your course is. You wouldn't like to do odd jobs after studying or spend time looking for jobs.

Just be good in anything you do.

Please for those that might be in the know, how is the Renewable Energy/ Clean Energy/Environmental Management sector in the US; are they job prospects? Is it booming? Are professionals already excess in demand?

Thank you

Twoods, imperioux, profojah et al

Okay bro... I am applying for Winter 2018.

BabaEuro:
Yes of course

For sunmer 2018 right?

BabaEuro:
which course did you apply for in Flensburg? If it is Wind Engineering,I got admission letter since December 22nd,and I applied through uni-assist still in October.I also know of a guy that already got admission in Flensburg since Dec 2017

Congrats to all that have recently gotten their grants.

A quick one pls, is it the conventional thing that tuition fees must be paid before resumption of studies e.g paid while you're still in Nigeria?