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REALITY101: Yeap my beautiful high school sweetheart who gave me a beautiful baby girl and made me a papi before my 20th birthday "awesome" #prom

Damn I miss those days in HS!

@REALITY101.....being a daddy b4 20....wow, that must be an experience o...u must be related to ronaldo and messi in goal scorin..lolz

Flytefalls: A bad boy called Daniel who was like 5"3, smoked and went missing before we sat our GCSE's

@flytefalls......don't know why bt I think all d bad boys in second school got d most beautiful gals....am sure u liked him cos he was bad and he smoked bt thank ur stars u didn't follow him else u may have gotten missin with him....lolz

Mynd_44: There was. Did they catch my attention? No.

I was after other girls though

Hmmm.....sound like u had more than one crush durin ur time o, infact ur own no be crush, e be like say u been don get enuf galfriends already for secondary skul o...lolz

Mynd_44: Between Basketball, "Godman", "Ababio" and "Okeke" I did not have time for that

@mynd_44.......so while reading ababio and okeke, there was no pretty gal in ur school who really caught ur attention or who u wished u could hook-up wit?

Name..? As for mine, her name was zainab......damn she was d prettiest then in my secondry school, all d guys were crazy abt her includin me bt I was too timid and too much of a bookworm to ask her out

Did it work..? Nope, didn't even get close to that, infact we lost contact for abt 9yrs and wen we saw again dis year, d funny tin is nothin abt her attracted me again, infact I started askin mysef wether I was drunk wen i fell for dis gal before cos nothin seems to attract me to her again...!!!

So ladies and gents, drop d names of ur sec school crush and tell us wether it worked or not...

they say d memories of sec school is actually d best.....don't kill d fun.

Why babes here dey dull na.....during the men's audition, u go see abt 5 guys dey husstle one babe, but for dis one, see enuf guys, we don even wait sotay babes no gree show here come select!!!

Na wa o...where are all those ladies that are normally active here with us on romance section na...?

Yestiday, my galfriend told me outrightly, "I hate football" and I asked her why bt no answer...

About 90% of men are always into one sport or d other, be it football, basket ball, lawn tennis etc we luv sports and actually even like to engage in it durin our young age bt I don't know why, most gals I've dated dislike it anytime am watchin sports (football) they begin to treat sport as if it is a "rival" (especially my present galfriend) and I still can't understand why o...wen I asked her wether it has ever stoppd me from lovin her, she said she can neva like anytin that will take my attention frm her bt gosh....what is just 2hrs of viewing football compared to d remainin 22hrs we spend together?

So ladies, I want to know why u all hate it anytime ur boyfriend is watching football...and do u think it steals his attention from u too much?

Note: this doesn't apply to all ladies sha becos some ladies actually luv sport and watch football with their man

America is just bad and they behave like thieves. After invadin iraq, they have been stealin the oil from that country and nobody is talkin. Now they want to start stealin syria's oil and some people are supportin them.

Btw, why are they usin the excuse of d existence of nuclear weapon to invade dis people instead of just tellin us they need more oil?
what happend wen d US droppd their own at Hiroshima a long time ago, did anybody go to war wit them over it?

Even we in nigeria, we shud be careful o because d way I see it, the US may want to invade us after finishin will all this arabian nations

Their excuse They can claim the corruption in Nigeria is too much so they want to take over our govt so as to cleanse d land!! With the way US operates, u neva can tell..!

USA, the self-acclaimed bully of d world!!!

@D-xplorer.....fix my name there o, I muust be wooed o

(Picks my oxford dictionary and google page to catch any google-and-paste gal here...winkz#)

Wether na worklessness or anytin, no problem....infact na everytime we go dey work?

@D-explorer....where u go, come and fix me o, I must be wooed...

(Sssshhhhhh...*looks left and looks right*....make my babe no catch me o)

Lolz

Women just want to be d centre of a man's world even if she isn't d most beautiful gal on earth, she wants a man to always treat her like beyonce, as if he is in a luv-spell with her, actually, women are "selfish with love". They can't bare for their man to be interested in anytin that makes him take away his mind from her, even if it is just for five minute.

Ladies, na who go woo me......cos I must be wooed o

Lolz

alutacontinua: Remind me never to make the mistake of thinking Ogugua is gentle again.

Oh boy, see word!!!

@alutacontinua.....I been think say na only me o, after crown prince drop the first bomb, I had to get my new edition oxford dictionary o and just wen I was done word for word, ogugua dropped d missile....

Hmmm......woman mouth and man mouth different o, guys beware!!!

@teamendtimetinz........una no go kill me with laughter

But really that ogugua's write up is actually sharper than a knife even though its just words

#talk abt why it is always dificult for a man to beat a lady wen it comes to "words".....?

Hmmm.......end time thinz!!!!!

tammyboy1: baba oh,ah! Ekaro sir! Senior man u luk lyk 1 of dz guys seln yoruba movies arnd ma area

Guy, u badtttt.................

Ogugua and crown prince, pls u guys shud take it easy, the day is still young and just beginin and btw, we shudnt be tradin insults here pls.

No matter d problem, u guys shud calm down, no insults pls.....


But ouch!!! That really did hit a nerve...

Stil me

Stil on d matter, e be like say enuf guys here na google copy and paste o....but not me sha

Mornin ladies and gents, hope u all slept well?

Nice pics sexkills. U re fine and I wonder why all those guys re sayin u re albino. Don't listen to them sha.....am sure they were just pullin ur legs#

Let's try and keep dis thread alive pls...

@crown prince.........how fa na?

I hope u re treatin gree-die fine o, I hope u guys are already together and already on ur way to d alter...?

Who knows, perhaps ur testimony with gree-die can help turn this romance section for real, atleast everyone here will have hope that maybe everytin we have been searchin for actually exists in nairaland.

I dey wait o, pls don't take too long o, no fall our hand o.....winkz#

Guy, after seein ur crush kissin another guy, u shud just rush out of the class and toast the first 10 ladies u set ur eyes on

It worked for me wen I was stil in d uni.

Atimes, u need to do sometin crazy and funny in order to forget abt emotional thinz#

Btw, why u dull? U f**k up o!!! Why u neva yarn d gal all this while make u for know where u stand....?

It is better for a lady to tell me NO, than I should be scared of toastin her o becos she wudnt even know I existed and she may actually be single and looklin for luv that time unlike wen u stil keep d "crush" in ur mind and d moment u plan to tell her ur mind, u either see her kissin another guy (like d poster) or she tells u sorry, u are too late, etc

Guys, the earlier the better........me I believ one thing, "babe wey be ur own go stil be ur own" but if u don't make d move at the right time, u will loose her.

@poster.....hope u learnt ur lesson?

Princessmel: Is it by force?!
Why do people feel marriage is a do or die affair?
Personally I don't think marriage is for everyone, some people are just destined to be with their 50 cats.

Abi I wrong?

Haba princess, don't give up on marriage o, it is actually a sweet thing o.....and don't worry, ur man will come wen it is d right time.

The more her bossoms grow fresher, the more the wrinkles and old age in her face!!!!!!

basonic2010@yahoo.com

@poster......if u like, don't use ur money on finishing ur masters degree programme, u forgot that u are young and ur Dad is ur source of income and it is not as if u don't normally give this ur gal money but at this present stage where u can either use the money u have now for ur masters programme or for ur gal's financial problems, choose wisely o....

I don talk my own o, d rest is in ur hand sha!!!!!

This is d truth, take it as it is.


Ur wife made a mathmatical choice:

My husband + me - a child= Good family and good business....equ(1)

My husband + me + a child= Good family and bad business....equ(2)

As a financially-motivated lady who puts business, money and carreer before anything, ur wife has choosen to go with equ(2)

The truth is ur wife don't want a child because she thinks the baby will slow her frm conductin her business and therefore, she may not be makin upto N600,000 per month.

MY CONCLUSION: I think she puts money ahead of family and she is selfish besause she only thinks of her own needs.

WIFE's FINAL EQUATION:
Good marriage and Good Business = my husband + me (alone)

HUSBAND's FINAL EQUATION:
Good marriage and Good Business= my wife + me + children.

MARRIAGE FINAL EQUATION:
Husband's wish + wife's wish = good marriage


Both u and ur wife should consider each other's wants and wishes.

blank: You need to stop over-analyzing her and just accept her statements at face value. I did not see anything wrong in what she said. I think you should do it step by step as well. Buy 2 suits now and then some later when you get paid.

@blank.......u must be a joker, u said the guy shud buy 2 suits now and the others wen he gets paid!!! Who told u d guy is workin, he is not workin but is being sponsored into his masters programme by his parent, if he buys 2 suits now and giv d remainin money to his gal, where will he get d money to buy the other suits....?

Btw, have u done ur masters to know how dificult the project presentation and defence is...? Do u think it is like b.sc that u can just manage with anyhow dressing as u like......?

Pls let's think of the best solution for dis young man or do u want him to fail in his final presentation because of a gal who is selfish and thinks only of her own needs.....?

Guitarlife: Thanks everybody for ur contribution @ @abo5. please note that she is away at home now with her parents. We have not seen each other physically for more than two months now. So she practically wants me who is in school to send money to her at home.

Guy, the way I see dis ur r/ship with dis gal, this is my view:

1. She is frm a not-well to do family (a bit poor)
2. She always put all her financial problems on u.
3. She may be into u, but I doubt whether she luvs u
4. She will keep on askin for money frm u and d day ur money finish or wen u refuse to giv her again, her interest in u will die.
5. U may eventually loose out financially in d project and defence of ur masters programme if u don't save d little money frm ur popsy.
6. Have u ever given a thought towards where ur relationship wit this gal is leadin to, I mean, wud u really want to make her ur wifee 2moro ....?
7. From my observation, I dnt tink u know why u luv dis gal becos u need to know ur reasons
8. Are u in luv wit her because she is a virgin (not yet confirmd sha) or because of her personality?

Bros, think well o b4 u throw away all d money ur dad gave u for ur masters programme on ur galfriend.

for the next one month, don't spend for on her (except on d normal small recharge cards, and bills wen u guys go out. etc) let us see wether she will threaten to leave u or not....if she threatens to leave u cos u couldn't spend on her, guy free her o.

Futhermore, in d next 3weeks, make a call to her and tell how u are too broke, down to ur last penny, beg her to pls send u money, even if it is 2k, that u will really appreciate it. Let's see whether she can bare to send her guy money.

About the virginity stuff, u neva can be too sure o, she could be a V and she may not be, bt u neva can be too sure abt gals nowadays o, most of them always say they are Vs just to make d guy like the better (mostly young gals stil in uni sha), but wether she is a V or not shud not cloud ur judgement, a virgin is not different frm a non-virgin, afterall in d long-run, it is not the virginity that matters bt the character and personality of the gal.

Accordin to my friend Segun, when a woman tells u she is a Virgin, have it in ur mind as 50/50 until u see and confirm it, afterall, seeing is believing.

Did u think b4 that because she is a virgin, she must be a good gal...? She is not different from all those other gals that are not virgins o!!!

I must really commend all the wooers and d wooees, they really tried, as well as the organizers (eze promoe) and co..

I must also say, some guys really tried with their lines while others didn't impress me at all. Wooing shud involve lines, that can convince a lady to giv u a try/chance or make her want to know what u hav to offer her and wonder wether she shud give u a chance or not.

During the audition, instead of convincing their ladies with their lines, some guys were rather "confusing" d ladies nd not convincing, some lines were like a "plea" to the ladies involved and not "convinction", infact some even tried to "google-woo" their gal (winkz), but all thesame, nobody f**ked up sha except those that weren't present.

If u ask me who I feel had d best lines, I will choose dopeyemi, the guy who wooed gree-die but lost, I think his lines had d best poetic justice and as a core literature student for life, I will choose his lines as best not for its content bt for its "poetic justice", all dsame sha, I thank u all, u guys really tried, we re impressed.

Abeg when will the female audition come up, I need to be wooed by a lady ooo.........winkz#