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My dear, we are not sayin we are better than women, bt even in our religious books (Bible and Qur'an), God has put us already higher than u ladies, that's why men were instructed in the religious books to always treat women in a nice way, protect and care for them, neva beat them and show them d right way.

Women were created from our ribs, though they are often called d weaker gender but their respect and care must be accorded to them cos they are stil part of us....but as for we men, even d heavens have put us above u women already

Dnt feel bad, just d way it is#

Nomski0: @bold. Who in God's name told you that!!! crushes are not 100%about sex. .

U re right, crushes are majorly abt sex....and after d sex, the feelins most times fade away.

Guy, its not only u o.....all of us here sef, if our gf shud just hav a small chance to gist with paul or peter of psquare or dbanj, they won't even know wen they will open leg for them

How did u tink 2face got to impregnate all those beautiful women....or u tink it is luv?

holypower: convert? No! What you need is salvation and it is through JESUS CHRIST only

Thank u, I ve heard u

Kai, u too get wahala o.....why not just practise ur religion and leave other's to practise theirs'......

Are u lookin for converts or what...? Whether muslims or christians, let's all learn to live together in peace and harmony, afterall on judgement day, God will tell us which one is the real religion or the fake religion......am tired of all this religious fanatizms and quarels everywhere

Una too like quarrel pass fight....#

I wish I knew that ur friend, make I pretend say I be pastor so that I can nyash her quickly....

Foolish gal, must she marry a pastor? Why not marry d pope..? Or propose to chris okotie...? Or sheikh Abubakar shekau..!!!

What is it with women and prophesies when it comes to marriage, can't they just be natural..? Must they always go and meet mallams, pastors, herbalists etc to ask abt their future husbands.....?

I watchd an xrated video of 2 guys (acclaimd pastors) really fvckin a lady all in d name of husband issue or childbirth issue or whatever......(The famous power-enter video)....some ladies just want to hear directly from God by force right here on earth, why not just die first....!!!

They sex pastors, they ask for whom to marry from pastors, infact some even discuss secret family matters with pastors without consultin their husbands....

Somethin is wrong wit some ladies...#

Both of them are supporting their oga @ the top because that is where they are paid their salaries from...

As for me that is an unemployd graduate, what do I hav to say to dis.....

Okada abeg carry me go next bust stop...wrong address#

Na wa o.....who is to blame, Ngige or d person who shouted fire or the panicking croud that kept on running without properly investigating.....?

I pray their souls all rest in peace.

Ameen.

Gals dnt know that if they form too much shakara for a guy, d guy will forget abt tham and move on.....who has time for a foolish gal that is formin, wen other gals dey line

And just imagine, d guy is a very handsome dude accordin to d Op sef (with pink lips)....he even tried to be disturbin dis "effizzy" gal for 3 days, no be me o...!!

@ op......she has been milkin u all along and she has neva luvd u, u are d one who luvs her and not d other way round

I just wonder why u took long to see dis

U shudnt be stayin with a gal who is always botherin u for money.....it seems u were obsessed wiith her if not how did u miss seein all dis her bad behaviours...!!!

Pls how do u guys normally apply for this gtbank employment......?

Pls keep on formin hard to get....

Sorry to say bt U re foolish. How can u reject a guy u claim to fall for at first sight for 3 full days...?

I pray d guy marries that gal in ur very eyes so that ur sleepless nights will continue...cos u dnt deserve d guy at all

That is how so many of u ladies will loose ur blessings...danburobanka!!!

Who can honestly swear here that he or she has neva spoken incorrect english b4...

Even oga jonah and wife are stil tryin to improve their's.....(Winks)#

Hmmm........I dnt tink u hav a problem at all, bt it seems ur parents want to giv u a little problem

When people are out there lookin for a decent man to marry, u already hav one by ur side. U and ur parent both think somethin is wrong either becos he is nt an igbo or becos his state is far from urs....una funny o. I dnt know what to advice u on this bt what I know is if u leave a good man becos he is nt ur tribe and because his state is far frm urs, 2moro u might meet a man who is igbo and frm anambra who may nt treat u right.....

Ur choice, bt u shud know that wen it comes to family and marriage, things dnt always go d way u want it....can't believ u feel everythin u've always wishd for in ur future hubby must be present b4 u get married#

I hope dis Op is nt my gf o, cos me and my gf havnt seen for some few months now and we plan to meet next week....

Typical for naija gals to be formin and pretendin as if they hav neva done it b4....many of them here don fvck b4 for gutter, bush, uncompleted buildin, dirty public bathrooms and toilets, road (xpecially in d nite), lecture halls (nite readin thins...winks), and old model cars

They will keep on complainin abt ebira gals, bt wen they see an ebira gal on d road their joysticks will be speakin in tongues...

Is there a tribe in nigeria where u won't find d good, d bad and d ugly in nigeria...?
What of warri gals, are ebira gals as aggressive as them...? By the way, can all of u that are complainin abt ebira gals being bad swear that u haven't also seen a gud ebira gal b4...? Or will u swear that ur own tribes too dnt have bad and aggressive gals too...?

If ebira gals become aggressive to u becos u were caught cheatin, pls dnt come here to complain abt them for ur own selfish reasons, infact u guys shud even leave ebira gals alone and chase other tribes, we ebira guys like them d way they are joor....I wonder if there is a tribe that u won't find a gal that does all this things u people are complainin of ebira gals doing, infact leave our gals for us or dnt ur tribe also hav gals, can't u guys date ur tribal gals...?

Pls to avoid more complains, whenever u see an ebira gal on d streets, pls dnt approach her so that u dnt come back here to tell us how aggressive ur galfriend is....as in, pls keep ur "pen" in ur trouses.

Am ebira and I admit that some ebira gals may be rude and aggressive wit those bad attitude u guys mentiond bt I also know that we hav very beautiful ladies wit beautiful attitudes too.

My tribal gals may nt be perfect bt btw are there any such tins as "perfect gals".....?

Kai.....this is one of d worse pics I've seen of genny o, for a moment I didn't even know which one was genny, I was just admirin the lady on d orange top

Kai, age don dey finish our genny dey go small small o...

Have u ever heard of a tribe called shuwa-arab in borno state....?

Pls ask more abt shuwa gals or rather, try to meet them face to face and I promis u, u will speak in tongue when u see beauty.

What time are we even going to d base this mornin.....?

Is there anyone here writin in kano center....?

What shud u do....?

Marry both of them..!!!

My beautiful ebira gals frm kogi

Chocolate colour or fair, nice big boobs and ass, tall cos am 6.2 fts, thick black hair and pretty......well, I tank God I have her already, tanks.

Beverlies: I am throwing this to the whole house, there was this guy I was dating sometime ago, u need to see serious forming frm me then one day I just woke up and said I think this can't work anymore. To keep the long story short, Some years later I saw this guy with his babe n I was saying inside me like sshe isn't as beautiful as I am but deep down Goddammit I wasn't myself, I can't even explain why I felt like that but I could feel a tinge of jealousy inside me even though I didn't feel anything for the guy anymore.

U had too much pride for d guy and u were formin unnecessarily so I wonder why u shud be feelin jealous..

My advice is that u shud calm down and reduce ur formin, even if u are miss world, what is d need to agree to date a guy wen u know u will just suffer him inside d r/ship...?

Na wa o...abeg am happy for d guy jare, afterall even if that new gal is not as beautiful as u, she is making him happy.

Hmmm......maybe he wants to suprise u wit 2nd wife.......

mechummy: Ni ma babu

Ku biyu, ba ku gejiya....?

For now, I don't hav a crush here

buchito1: [B]Wanting her in your bed doesn't have to wait until you two have serious relationship. Whenever she's ready, that's the most appropriate time to make it happen.[B]

The key to understanding how to get women into bed lays in your ability to notice and decode her body language. Know that all women are different; a woman's flirty attitude may be identical to another woman's normal behavior and you should learn to differentiate it.

So you have this woman; she's perhaps your lover or you just met her a couple of hours ago but you already have a great conversation. In both scenarios, you need to learn the first rule in how to get women into bed: examining her body language. Here are some signs that she would like you to ravish her:

1. She keeps touching you. When you both chatting, her hands keep exploring your body; perhaps on your arms, shoulders, back, etc. She does not mind with you touching her back and she looks comfortable being around you.

2. She sits with her inner thigh exposed.

3. She gives you compliment sexually. When she compliments certain part of your body like chest or butt rather than your hairstyle or {watches/shoes}, she may want something to do about it.

4. Playing with her clothes nervously. In this case, she may even unfasten a button or two of her blouse. Well, you don't need to learn how to get women into bed specifically to notice this obvious sign.

5. She starts speaking about sex even when you're not starting the topic. She might mention her former boyfriend in bed or her other sex experiences.

6. When you both engage in a conversation, her eyes aren't locking in yours like it ought to be. Rather, she keeps changing among both of your eyes and your lips. This is called "triangle gazing" and she probably wishes something more from your lips than just words.

7. She is eager to share the meals and feel comfortable about stealing yours too. This is another sign that she feels relaxed being around you to the point that she doesn't mind sharing her food.

8. She is stealing glimpses at your chest, butt, or even crotch.

Bros, if we have to wait to see dis ur symptoms in a woman b4 we get laid, na only once in a year we go dey fvck o...this is naija o and our ladies respond in quite different ways wen they are sexually attracted to guys, this ur write-up na for oyibo