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I like you. Will give dash you a Bruno Magli. |
@jabanz, whch kin gift be dat. I'm straight like I. |
Nokia Lumia 920 |
A bowl of smarties |
Someone shuld invent a pimpbot. |
Dont let a lady use you, chop you, pick her tooth with and drop you. There are more graceful ways to lead a man on without coming off like a scammer or dupe. |
Nobody send me errand. And I def aint sending myself any errand. |
If a lady aint interested in you...let her be. You are better off without such a woman. |
Halo by Beyonce ft Tonto Dike |
US congress refuse $9b dollar extra for GEJ residential building project. |
^^^ He's had too much to drink, didnt see the "fe" but saw the "male". ![]() |
Then resign. |
Y ask if it is proper...you shoulf breastfeed a tiger or snake and give us the low down. |
Psycho...didnt have to read @ all. |
Mine is those 2 bang bangers. Just strike 'em and walk besides peep while holdin it and when it goes off...i enjoy seeing the way people jump and start and look around b4 the other sound goes and I just smile. That was then though. ![]() |
Roundhouse kick Carton of Fayrouz and Suya A resounding slap. |
Fecking thread. |
Eternal pension |
Mhfckrzs! Yah heard, give us the damn electricity and shut ur traps. |
Now those pics and the peeps innit are surely scary and truly horrifying compared to the most frightening zombies in horror flicks. Infact, they are zombies. They will actually slash you to get their habits feed when crazed or do anything you want them to do, no matter how disgusting or horrible it is, just to feed their habit. #DontDoDrugs# |
N14b for a residential building? Bedrooms, though he will sleep in a room @ any one time,living rooms-though he will spend half of the year in the office, out of the country and in 5 star hotels, library, though he wont read a book there and a mammoth residential building that he cannot maintain honestly. As if them all get sense. "blah blah blah...a square meal". Y'all gon recognize very soon. |
What silly, unrealistic scenario is this? Well, you said this is an outlandish scenario and I add, it is also impossible. |
Look above the touchpad of your laptop, there is a button there that locks the pointer. Press the button and check if the pointer is moving. |
Slap me: are you okay.Are you? |
nuclearboy: This man is more sensible than people give him credit for - even his desire for a massive layoff of non-productive slothful civil servants should (if understood by the howling mob) be praised! If simplistically we assume that laying off 50% will free half the resources (35% of the federal budget) being "supposedly" utilised for their upkeep to sit and gossip, we'd realise that this means 35% more freed up for capital expenses!Say that to the 5000+ applicants sitting for interview examination @ d Federal Medical Centre, Abeokuta. |
God help me. A Porsche Cayman S or a BMW M3 (perfomance edition if possible) and I will exorcise d speed lust in me, so help me God. |
@ d VERGE of? When will they ever move past the verge and be in it? |
Is that your project Op? Gives an A. |
[quote author=free2ryhme][/quote]...and you went ahead n quoted everything? Without a post? Are you nuts? #justAsking, |
This shoulda made part of your list. 4. The Article Replicators/Thread Redundanderers. These group of people will quote the whole article/post, even though it is abominably long, only to write a useless sentence. You just want to reach over and strangle the infernals. |
Lol @ church mind. Well, would not harp on what makes them different but rather what they both do...which is the same. |
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