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Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 12:12am On Dec 09, 2012
I like you. Will give dash you a Bruno Magli.
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 12:04am On Dec 09, 2012
@jabanz, whch kin gift be dat. I'm straight like I.
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 11:53pm On Dec 08, 2012
Nokia Lumia 920
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 11:37pm On Dec 08, 2012
A bowl of smarties
RomanceRe: As A Guy, What Would You Do When You Jam A Lady Touching Herself In The Loo? by Abbott(m): 11:36pm On Dec 08, 2012
Someone shuld invent a pimpbot.
RomanceRe: A N70,000 Gift For A Female Friend That Cannot Date You? by Abbott(m): 11:34pm On Dec 08, 2012
Dont let a lady use you, chop you, pick her tooth with and drop you. There are more graceful ways to lead a man on without coming off like a scammer or dupe.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Kano Mass Transit Train Service To Begin Operation - Sijuwade by Abbott(m): 10:59pm On Dec 08, 2012
Nobody send me errand. And I def aint sending myself any errand.
RomanceRe: A N70,000 Gift For A Female Friend That Cannot Date You? by Abbott(m): 10:52pm On Dec 08, 2012
If a lady aint interested in you...let her be. You are better off without such a woman.
Jokes EtcRe: Laf Wan Kill Me Die O by Abbott(m): 10:47pm On Dec 08, 2012
Halo by Beyonce ft Tonto Dike
Jokes EtcRe: Laf Wan Kill Me Die O by Abbott(m): 10:45pm On Dec 08, 2012
US congress refuse $9b dollar extra for GEJ residential building project.
RomanceRe: As A Guy, What Would You Do When You Jam A Lady Touching Herself In The Loo? by Abbott(m): 10:39pm On Dec 08, 2012
^^^ He's had too much to drink, didnt see the "fe" but saw the "male". cheesy
PoliticsRe: My Brother’s Death Too Painful To Bear, Says Jonathan by Abbott(m): 10:35pm On Dec 08, 2012
Then resign.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Burmese Woman Breastfeeds Tiger Live Tiger (photo) by Abbott(m): 10:33pm On Dec 08, 2012
Y ask if it is proper...you shoulf breastfeed a tiger or snake and give us the low down.
CrimeRe: American Man Kills Teens Thanksgiving Day Horror by Abbott(m): 10:29pm On Dec 08, 2012
Psycho...didnt have to read @ all.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Experience With Banger/ Firecrackers by Abbott(m): 10:27pm On Dec 08, 2012
Mine is those 2 bang bangers. Just strike 'em and walk besides peep while holdin it and when it goes off...i enjoy seeing the way people jump and start and look around b4 the other sound goes and I just smile. That was then though. smiley
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2012
Roundhouse kick
Carton of Fayrouz and Suya
A resounding slap.
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 10:11pm On Dec 08, 2012
Fecking thread.
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Abbott(m): 8:11pm On Dec 08, 2012
Eternal pension
PoliticsRe: PHCN, NIPP Target 6873MW In 2013. by Abbott(m): 12:28pm On Dec 08, 2012
Mhfckrzs! Yah heard, give us the damn electricity and shut ur traps.
HealthRe: The Horrors Of Being A Drug Addict.....pls Dont Do Drugs by Abbott(m):
Now those pics and the peeps innit are surely scary and truly horrifying compared to the most frightening zombies in horror flicks.
Infact, they are zombies.
They will actually slash you to get their habits feed when crazed or do anything you want them to do, no matter how disgusting or horrible it is, just to feed their habit.



#DontDoDrugs#
PoliticsRe: Sambo Asks For Extra N9b For New Home by Abbott(m): 10:08am On Dec 08, 2012
N14b for a residential building? Bedrooms, though he will sleep in a room @ any one time,living rooms-though he will spend half of the year in the office, out of the country and in 5 star hotels, library, though he wont read a book there and a mammoth residential building that he cannot maintain honestly.

As if them all get sense.
"blah blah blah...a square meal".
Y'all gon recognize very soon.
RomanceRe: When Choosing A Mate: Wealth Or Beauty/attraction. by Abbott(m): 12:21am On Dec 08, 2012
What silly, unrealistic scenario is this? Well, you said this is an outlandish scenario and I add, it is also impossible.
ComputersRe: Pls Help: Trackpad Not Active by Abbott(m): 4:26am On Dec 07, 2012
Look above the touchpad of your laptop, there is a button there that locks the pointer. Press the button and check if the pointer is moving.
Car TalkRe: Rescue Dogs Taught How To Drive A Car In New Zealand by Abbott(m): 3:33pm On Dec 06, 2012
Slap me: are you okay.
Are you?
PoliticsRe: Federal Character Breeds Mediocrity - Sanusi by Abbott(m): 12:13pm On Dec 06, 2012
nuclearboy: This man is more sensible than people give him credit for - even his desire for a massive layoff of non-productive slothful civil servants should (if understood by the howling mob) be praised! If simplistically we assume that laying off 50% will free half the resources (35% of the federal budget) being "supposedly" utilised for their upkeep to sit and gossip, we'd realise that this means 35% more freed up for capital expenses!

But we are immersed in slothfulness and prefer to go to government offices and spend the day gossiping and at month end get a stipend which is instantly cancelled out by the effects of non-development!
Say that to the 5000+ applicants sitting for interview examination @ d Federal Medical Centre, Abeokuta.
Car TalkRe: Abuja Street Car Racing Gallery/discussions by Abbott(m): 8:23pm On Nov 30, 2012
God help me. A Porsche Cayman S or a BMW M3 (perfomance edition if possible) and I will exorcise d speed lust in me, so help me God.
PoliticsRe: FG To Unveil 29 Yr Infrastructure Master Plan by Abbott(m): 9:32am On Nov 30, 2012
@ d VERGE of?
When will they ever move past the verge and be in it?
Car TalkRe: Molue Buses Rebranding For A Comeback by Abbott(m): 9:21am On Nov 28, 2012
Is that your project Op?
Gives an A.
CrimeRe: Top 10 No-go-places For Criminals In Lagos by Abbott(m): 11:40pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=free2ryhme][/quote]...and you went ahead n quoted everything? Without a post?
Are you nuts?

#justAsking,
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Types Of People On Nairaland by Abbott(m): 8:05pm On Nov 25, 2012
This shoulda made part of your list.

4. The Article Replicators/Thread Redundanderers. These group of people will quote the whole article/post, even though it is abominably long, only to write a useless sentence.
You just want to reach over and strangle the infernals.
RomanceRe: Is There A Difference Between Aashewo & Runz Girl? by Abbott(m): 7:55pm On Nov 25, 2012
Lol @ church mind.
Well, would not harp on what makes them different but rather what they both do...which is the same.

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