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If all these peeps are "The Government", where the hell are "the governed"

[quote author=Red-Light]yea me too 750kb-800 which is almost 6.8mb/ps

some people use rubbish modem and they expect miracle with their speed...[/quote][quote author=Red-Light]what is wrong with d conversion.. Exept d mistake i made instead of using "which" i used "with"[/quote]This is what is wrong with your conversion.
750kb-800 which is almost 6.8mb/ps
750kbps(x 60/1024)=44mbpm approx
800kbps(x 60/1024)=47mbpm approx.
Kbps kilobyte per second
mbpm megabyte per minute.

ziondaughter: Good for u. Facebook go feed u. Wat is even ur bizness wit ur state government abi u no dey receive ur pay since? Der are some tins we are not supposed to b involved in. Facebook!!! Dis is just d beginning

You can not definitely be Zion's daughter. You just cant!

I support the death penalty for corrupt officers, corrupt individuals and accomplices 100%.

Lethal Injection or Instantaneous combustion.

Isa Yuguda must go!
What sort of criminally-minded governor is this? And on top of that, He had the guts to terminate the appointment of this scrupulous and patriotic man, for saying the truth? WTF!?
Is he crrraaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy?

Nollywood = Crapwood!




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Well...fcvk botswana!

One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the gear for instant gear shifting.....e ma dami duro....

I will buy two of these life-sized dolls for my sista's children to play with....shouldnt be more than $700, right peeps?

dabossman: Er, guy, sorry but the Animal Rights Commission does not arrest or interrogate terrorists. We leave that to JTF. Na only kondo and koboko we dey take go do arrest o. Person wey bomb lizard na him you wan make we go visit?

Na xmas banger the dude use in dismembering the poor reptile.

tayoccu: Uncle Abbot, do you live in the middle of the desert? Cos that's the only place you'll find sidewinders.
Jeez people just drop names like say...

I know where a sidewinder is found. I actually dont know d name of d snake I burnt but it was winding from side to side...all snakes wind. Or not?

wonda26: It waz †ђe december period
We were having fun as kids throwing knockouts/ bangads
Lo and behold, here comes this RED-NECKED big lizard
A bad thought comes to mind
So, we pursue this lizard and get hold of it, force a 3-shot bangad into its ass (or wateva dat hole was)
We then set it free to run off at full speed, happy it has gained his freedom
Next thing we hear, kpoa!!! . One leg and tail out
Kpoa!!!!! Anoda leg
And by †ђe last shot, †ђe lizard waz in pieces

ItsModella was still animal rights compliant but this wonda guy worst past apocalypso. Chei! Poor lizard. May god help pests this december cos peeps don get enuff idea to experiment with.

Mine was a snake , caught by some peeps strolling, trying to snake its way up tha roof, slimey creep was clubbed and aluued but still writhing, I brought some premuim motor spirit and showered it on d sidewinder, struck a match and let it fall from my hand. Half way down to the ground, ABULAAAAAH! Heart beat was like 49bpm...I should kill a lion soon!

wonda26: It waz †ђe december period
We were having fun as kids throwing knockouts/ bangads
Lo and behold, here comes this RED-NECKED big lizard
A bad thought comes to mind
So, we pursue this lizard and get hold of it, force a 3-shot bangad into its ass (or wateva dat hole was)
We then set it free to run off at full speed, happy it has gained his freedom
Next thing we hear, kpoa!!! . One leg and tail out
Kpoa!!!!! Anoda leg
And by †ђe last shot, †ђe lizard waz in pieces

Omo! See as higher animals turn to predators. I fear o!

ehie: i really hate that line,it used to be used by one radio presenter in abuja
however back to topic...
oga Opions are like shytehole every one has one

But you got the message. Enjoy!

ehie: is it becos i am trying to talk gently...madam/sir,please get angry ,i want to see the heavens fall..internet warriors...stupid tribalist

You are blowing hot for nothing ehie. "Your Igboness" is used in relation to igbo aka marijuana aka monkey aka dongo yaro aka etc He is not referring to the ibo/igbo tribe.
Dont get it twisted.

Pyguru, na wa for you o! A totally neutral comment, explaining the principles behind the seeking of injunctions in the UK was hidden and I was banned....For what?

Is a suspender a formal accessory for men?
Can it be worn on pants that is usually held in place with a belt?

buoye1: .....oBoy..na wa,make i try sha:Its been long that the day broke.#chaiiii

It's been a while since day broke.
A lot of time has gone since day broke, when we woke up to the death of Onilorin of Ilorin

PehaKaso: I dey laugh in Zulu

Men! That is uber ugly

What other colour combination can one use asides the regular dark brown and cream/yellow, all white, all green. I will love to read unique, uncommon colour combination for painting a house's interior, but exterior paticularly.

Men! Joblessness has gone on to new heights.

slimyem: strongly agree!!

You are wrong.

hannydarl: Most Nigerian men don't deserve a woman like her. She will be made to give birth 1million times to get a boy. Her ideas will be thrown away cos a woman can't teach a. Nigerian man anything, he will spend all his free time in bars and with hoes cos he is a man and its the womans duty to sit at home.

Thought I read "Nigerian men dont deserve..." But I saw "most Nigerian men..." But then, i still feel that is a lot of Nigerian men you're lumping up to be undeserving of the Michelles of this world. There are more than a few GOOD Nigerian men.

casket: My dancing steps are terrific oo but at the front of a mirror and alone sha . I am very shy person

Please change your handle. Biko. Jo. Mbuk.

Just finished reading it.

Thanks again.

Man!
All that trouble for me? Plenty thanks. I have an idea what it is about now. Thanks to you.