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GoldenHeart, Meklex & Co, you guys are doing something really beautiful...please keep it up. |
3ace: lol, which one be 6 again?8 I know but wtf is 6? Help me ask o! She's pretty whichever way you see it. |
I need me a pair of blue eyes |
Are these the peeps that want to send someone to space? Ordinary plate number and licence, na big deal? |
They should not be giving excuses in 2013! What sort of people are these! |
DaCosta na you be that? |
The man no too hear english joor. At around 3:39 minutes into the clip, he said: "...put your sheath into your sword, 2015 is still far" instead of the other way round. |
This is highly disrespectful! I'm not a Tecno fan at all but I find it rude and degrading that they will use the famed M3 name-brand, a worldwide-known performance coupe by BMW, for such a lack-lustre and uninspiring fone with saddening specs? Anything bearing a "M3" should be mind-blowing. Siennnnnaaaaaaaa??! |
Loools Ondo o gboyinbo! I honestly believe the Senator voted in error. He must not have understood the syntax of the expression before he pressed "NO", voting for the retention of the phrase instead of its deletion. Ondo o gbo 'yinbo. Loooools |
Loools Ondo o gboyinbo! I honestly believe the Senator voted in error. He must not have understood the syntax of the expression before he pressed "NO", voting for the retention of the phrase instead of its deletion. Ondo o gbo 'yinbo. Loooools |
The guts?! Imagine the infernal logic! I'm stumped! |
Really, I'm impressed and without doubt inspired. This just goes to show that, anyone, anybody can make it despite not being a politician or taking dubious & suspect path to glory. Congrats man. |
Signed. Please, let us kill...We must do something very strong & drastic to stop this regression. If this goes, everything else will, no matter how regressive. Baaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddssssssssssssssssssssss! |
Excuse my ignorance, is it that they have legalised marriage to underage girls or they are still in the process of doing that? |
Dygeasy: And Please No Additions Should Be Made Except You Contact Me And I Okay It. I'll Always Modify The First Post.Sorry. I's very much aware of getting the plot balling outta control. I's just excited. Kudos. |
Prof Corruption: ....He shouldn’t be used by outsiders against his own blood because this seat is vanity.Now, that is funny! Why are the Jonathans bent on occupying Aso Rock for a second term if it is vanity? Forgot to add, you are leaving 2015 btw. |
PEJ has not only broken the glass ceiling, she is already tearing through the stratosphere, forever to be lost in space. It is uber-hilarious to the point of tears, the indignities GEJ swallows dutifully. Sighs. |
The Zealous Paeodipile Leaders of Nigeria There are very dire repercussions when you intentionally overreach that which is out of your boundary. What would make a man defend and advocate, zealously, marriage to underage girls? The immoral and abjectly-lacking-in-self-control advocacy at the Senate House for that matter and not in the withering saharan era of primitiveness and rusty, decomposed centuries gone by? If these "leaders" are the leading men of this nation, I can assuredly say that we are not just still writhing at the starting point rather, we are fast becoming a relic of what was once but may soon be no more. "A man lacking in self-control is like a city without walls" |
[Interlude] A short, fat, beady-eyed man, dressed in a one piece suit hurried along, clutching folders while swearing under his breath. He was late for press conference at the commissioning of the 1,000,000 seater hall built by the FG of Nairaland. Professor Taharqa, mopped his eyebrow, and walked in majestically towards the reserved section. Already seated were, Prof Corruption & Katsumoto, DemDem; HOD:Political Culture & Vocabulary, Desola: a fiery, vernacularic but brilliant lawyer, PointB and other notable panelist at the commissioning of the hall. A cultural troupe was performing while the guests, students and hosts watched with rapt attention. At the far side of the hall, Eko Atlantic hobnobs with Eko Ile, jeering at the clique of SincereNigerian, Beaf and Taharqa, who were smiling and grinning from ear to ear like the Joker. Billionaire sat down, lost in the worksheet of his ipad 9, grimacing at the consecutive loss reported by his company. Further down the hall, some group of students looked with disapproval towards SimonAndal and MissYuzedo, smooching inside the hall, after renditions of Ode to Insanity by SimonAndal and mouth to mouth exchange of ice-cream chicken lap made by banana iceland manshun in banana island. Baby123... Came inside the hall with all her babies, on her back, in a pram and dragging the oldest, a 3 years old. Far, far above the nairan sky, in the depths of space, Abbott checked upon his million+ children and smiled before going back to sleep. |
The gist of it all: It is better to bite your tongue than to make a biting remark. Congrats Tope Folarin. Elnathan, kudos! Man up. Abubakar I., kudos! Calm down. CNA, easy! |
mbulela: check SWALLOW and A BIT OF DIFFERENCE.I admit that Everything Good may not be Sefi Atta's highpoint, but their is something about it, the ordinariness, the monotony and the dramatic that is the life of nondescript and obscure people. The beauty lies not in its banality but that this people lead lives that yearns to be witnessed and noticed too. Still a fav to me anyway. Would love to get the rest and read 'em. |
jaymdee: Yes, she has. About four others.Thank you. What're the titles? |
I love Sefi Atta's Everything Good Will Come. Has she written any other book? |
Well, this is a collection of scam spam mails and text messages. Feel free to drop peuliar spam mails sent to you here, text messages or experience with con-men, cheats, dupes and swindlers. Enjoy! Here is one I got in my mail today From Mr.Andrew Steve (The Regional Manager) Standard Chartered Bank of Ghana, Tamale Branch. Dear Friend, This Will Interest You, My Name is (Mr.Andrew Steven) I am The Regional Manager of Standard Chartered Bank of Ghana Tamale Branch. Am writing you this mail for something very important; I am happily married with four lovely kids. I have been a banker for almost 10 years. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and I, as the regional manager of my branch it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year. On the course of the last year 2012 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Five million three hundred and twenty thousand united state dollars ($5,320,000.00)USD. I have placed this funds on what we call escrow call account, this account is strictly for onward transfer, with no beneficiary. As an officer of this bank I cannot be directly connected to this money in any way, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 40% of the total funds as commission, while 60 percent comes back to me. I placed you on 40% because I believe this business now belongs to the both of us, and your efforts and support is highly going to be involved as well. Up till date, no one has the knowledge of the $5,320,000.00USD you are about to receive in your bank account, and no one will ever know of it. All you need to do is stand and claim as the original depositor and beneficiary of the fund in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer of the fund to your designated bank account. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank-to-bank transfer. From the day you applied, within 6 days the money should have been transferred and cleared in your account if all things work out well. Then I will get back my 60% through any means we find best to do so. Please note that all I need from you is your trust and sincerity as to seeing this through. kindly send me the following information to enable me proceed: 1.Your Full Names 2.Your Home Address 3.Your Fax number 4.Your Mobile Number 5.Your Occupation 6.Your Age 7.Your Sex/ Marital Status am expecting your soonest reply as to enable us start doing something about this immediately. Kindly get back to me urgently, (Mr.Andrew Steven) |
Oshi. |
Why do I feel that the relentless criticism and constant comparison between GEJ and BRF actually spurred the FG to start the SNB? It is a curious thought. |
[quote author= ]According to an impeccable source, the vandalised pipeline went up in flames Saturday night.[/quote]lols If it did not go up in flames, would it have gone up in spray of petrol or water? |
It is over 8/9 months now? Thats fast! |
Yes, you can be stylish and Godly. |
Monicasque: yep. I have always believed that a man's loyalty is tested when he has everything and a woman's loyalty is tested when her man has got nothingTruth. |
Well, would you? |
