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qwertyboss:
the fact is that, those who received alert earlier were weeded out because they do not meet the advertised criteria for the recruitment especially the GT's, those whose results were 2013 and those whose ages are above 28 by December 2018.

my opinion though!

MicheyJ1:
I hope you quench in stampede.

pflourish:
Before your name can be called in that amphitheatre, that means one must have been verified on the ground floor of the tower where documents were properly checked and that's the place only those present were fixed to their respective panels.
Please let us not get things twisted because of over anxiousness.

moogoogaipan:
It may be a while before i come back again... So let me try touch plenty thing's.

Foremost, Sucess SMS notification/APL may start rolling in, nextweek.
it had to be fasttracked, like i said, the longer the LOSP or APL waits, the slimmer the chances of a common man.

Like i told Swargu, my source only gave me a hint, so i turn am to theory (No be so, all of una do too), only Swargu will understand and I told you guyz to take the farouk theory with a light heart, only to come here and see avalanche of pgs to read, una cum carry am for head, he be like say, una nor get passenger for head. But i am happy, that, the farouk theory smoked out, those hiding behind "Interviewed on the so so so date, No alert Yet", come see, as plenty people flock my DM, na that time i know say, Ha! ayé lè, Wallahi, em don pay almost every baga, as in every baga... Also happy, that the Ab theorist fretted, una come dey pray make farouk alert fall on you guyz. heya, ó má ṣé ó, èmi máa ń sie ní ���
Propaganda fit una wella, if ya wondering how the Nazi Party brought everyone on board, it was through Propaganda, An art of Make Belief. Add 2-3 alibi together, and you're good to go...
èmi ìkà, mo gbé àwọn wéré ní handicap 2.

Oliver twist too full here, drop this, put jara, na him make some people dey compare 1st class with 1st Class, Compare oga wey get 2:2 with Masters with ọmọ isẹ wey get BSc/BA 1st Class, na him also make one person, talk say, 1st class for humanities na pass for Engineering, it has been fun on this forum, hehehehehehe...

mosgoon, i can't say the particular personality disorder you possess, been trying to figure it out on the 4 figure table, but then, you should seek help, i quickly figure out Jarus but you are one hell of oversylla, makes me start questioning your attendance of a Nig. varsity (cos those lecturers don't like oversylla ppl) and of course attainment of 1st Class, AAMOF 1st classers don't do like you, well could be diff. in other varsities, i schooled where they don't cross the lawn. A pity you're your own woes, ayé ó fẹ́ ẹni fẹ́ ọrọ, àfi orí ẹ ní (translation is mine) why not keep a low profile, it will move those, who would be moved and not gyrate anybody, that's life. I am not sorry, if you find this offensive, blunt people don't feel sorry for truthing...

On this thread, As oga plenty, naso, small small pikin full ground, wey be say, if you se em for real life, you fit commit manslaughter, cos the way you go squeeze em ehn, em go die for your hand... � @Swargu i cite you.

PS: The 1st paragraph is 100% legit, at some points, all sources have been correct.

hoping to see us, that'll make it, at the Tower...

Love Ya all, except Mosgoon, until he changes... and Bleep ya all who misyarn my MONICA, it's MOO GOO GAI PAN https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moo_goo_gai_pan

yemyke001:
Yes ooo.... We gaz dey together for APL

Elhonrado:
its time to drop my own 2kobo

A fresh theory for all to savor.

The Alerts are coming at different times because the screening processing is in phase.

After further screening, some other people had to be removed to fulfill the 1200 candidates needed...

from my own personal Sauce

In other News: the way alertees dey shout "theres no correlation between APL and TF" is alarming.. Almost like dem dey console theirself

FLOW101:
I saw these recently, hence my confusion.

Truth is that it crossed my mind to say Chemical and Biological Hazards. But I guess those were Categories of Hazards.


If you search 'types of hazards', you'll see fire, cuts, burns etc ... listed.

I wasn't going for an HSE position.

Are you saying I scored zero for that question?

moogoogaipan:
Interviewed on the 6th, 12pm.
I can't fuckn remember my panel, never noticed there was any panel nos doh.

They intro emselves when i entered, i was asked to sit before that doh.
The Chief Panelist asked me to Introduce myself, part of my intro was that, i had a brief stint with the Lagos State Safety Commission & then currently working with Lagos State blablabla, So he said, having worked with lagos state safety commission before, now Give me (5) safety tips you would advice a worker in a workplace. I could only mutter (4), without making a fuss about it, told him, I'll stop at the (4).
A woman, an hajia, asked me, if i have ever had a disagreement with my boss before, i said yes and then i find one Zobo give em, she vehemently asked after my narration, that, In all my story, i sha had a disagreement with my boss, i affirmed YES and then she scribbled something on her note.
One other man, asked me what cracking blablablabla is, this was my response "not that i didn't do it in chemistry, but right now, i can't remember, not to keep other candidates waiting long, I'll pass, that said, i am open to knowledge, so you could help me sir" one of the ogas nodded and told the Man(who asked me d qst) to help out, the Nigerianess in him kicked in by saying "No oooo oga, why i go tell am"
The next panelist, asked if i have ever been stressed, I said Yes, and then i gave him another Zobo.
The man, who asked me the cracking & fractional distillation qst, later asked me "what are the impacts of petroleum on the environment", gave him answers to the best of my knowledge..

I was asked, if i had a qst to ask em.
this was exactly my qst "God willing i was choosen, going forward, in the next 5 yrs, what would you expect to have been my accomplishment", The man explained what i already knew, i.e The GT program blablablabla

I was told, the interview had officially ended, it was then, my CV & documents were checked & retained, the man congratulated me on my 1st Class.
and then i take my leave.

I studied Envtl. Health @ HND & Envtl. Mgt & Toxicology @BSc., if you're wondering what course i was biased in.

On the CBT
The qsts i encountered, i wouldn't have had difficulties with em, even when i was in JSS3, it was later that i realize that, the qsts were random, some peoples face were grim & i be like, i didn't even use a calculator or do any workings, i guess pure luck, those who said simple qsts are usually the tricky one's, are not outrightly wrong, the tricky part comes from being overjoyed, as always, the moment you're overjoyed, you're over blind too, which implies, you're prone to simple oversights, until you come out & realize, you've fumbled for real.
wrote in Unilag.


On the alert...
I received alert first, the lady that interviewed before me too, have received, we both came from Lagos.
Whatever decision comes final from the mgt of NNPC, its alright be me, people like me, presently dey comfortable, i just want to be more, should NNPC fail to yield, their loss, I have my sight on several scholarships (full or partial) & heck, there are countries where Edu. is cheap (Austria, Germany, Italy), I have had previous offers from those countries.
I know plenty here, are comfortable too either working privately or for the Govt., We just have to hold our heads high & remain focus. funniest, na play play, I take apply ooo, heck, i was even reluctant to go write the CBT sef, hence why i was the last 9am that appeared that day.
Problem here, is that, most folk's here suffer from different complexes, the intimidated one's, the subjugated, the success infuriated one's etc, heck one guy even said as far as Jarus & Mosgoon never collect alert, his conviction of Non-Alertees are favored remains Olivine and I was wondering what will be his position, if Jarus & Mosgoon come out to say, that they've received alert. lolsss...

Like one of my Big Bro who left NNPC for AIRTEL will say, Na Alubarika matter, in his word's, He knew, several folks working in NNPC, whose lives were miserable, they live in peasant luxury.

The thread have been fun, i had LMAO several times.

I wish everyone success fellaz.

Gbriels:
At larride, the local men AB theorist...Like we answered the same question....
To add to the list
1.meaning of hacking
2question on tie breaker
3.a table question on currency exchange rate
4.opposite of paucity
5question on typing pages bla bla bla..
6 when Nigeria started the use of naira..
Its over though and behind us

Enrypech:
How do i get a callers ID from the phone number please.

Somebody just called me from Allied P & P

tayowiseone:
I think i'm deducing a theory from all these.

Perhaps those paid last week were the ones that were rejected right from the interview panel. And now that it's confirmed that selections have been concluded, they decided to pay off those that have just been screened out.

Common sense will not kill me sha.

Source: Me

ChasteGhuy:
Meanwhile, Shell applicants are not exempted from this kind of recruitment theatrics...

Abdulaaleem:
you've never heard of a Muslim being harassed because of hijab? lol.. guy I'm done.. please don't tell me to bring evidence or proof, I'm really done...

Firebomber:
Are you for real?

Did you know what is called scared and obsession? Is when you are so scared of critics that you went and demand an oath before they can comment on your thread? Tell me what are you trolls scared of?

Lol... Well I never heard of a Muslim been harassed in Nigeria because she wear hijab in public. So who is not scared here.

Firebomber:
Lol. We are not the one organising a protest around the world in the name of right?

You people are so funny.. Who Care if you wear hijab or not? Just don't wear it anywhere it not allowed.


So don't care what Christian do but you are busy monitoring the affairs of churches in your Islamic countries.. You are no OK.

mrvitalis:
Where did u see me mention iseral
England. Italy ,ireland ,all south and central america ,russia ,do u want more !