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She was said to have forged NYSC exemption certificate. If so, why do we need her image with NYSC Khaki on to proof her innocence?

Isn't she exempted again?

DREAMZZZ:
Why didnt he reject the award that idiot ishaq akintola of mumuric will soon sue him

We shall know them by their actions... Keep expressing your hate speech..... You only telling the world your kind of religion

OboOlora:
Amen!!!!!!!!!

Amen to all ur prayers Alfa Dragon

You shall know them easily by there way of life....

May God grant you guidance. Aameen

AwolowoAssLicker:
A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.

The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”


The judge was lenient, have admitted many experts in the region, as he gave the convicted man the choice of being beheaded or stoned to death.

“The law is clear, he should be stoned to death, beheading is a very light sentence and saves him from any suffering,” protested the government prosecutor.

 Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a “very light sentence” for the crime of blasphemy.

Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a “very light sentence” for the crime of blasphemy.

A rare medical condition

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case.

“No lawyer is crazy enough to bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Andrew Jones, a Middle Eastern law expert.

Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor.

“A disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted.

“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.

“As a judge, I must set an example for other Muslims.  This is clearly unacceptable under Shariah law,” he concluded.

Al-Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his God, his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done, and asked for his two wives and seven children’s mercy in court and thanked the judge for his verdict.

This news is either fake or the truth being totally altered. #Fear the media.#

trapQ:
Thank God Falz is a lawyer and his father is also a very reputable lawyer too so they both know the law and there's no section of the Constitution forbidding women in hijab from dancing. If those paedophiles who keep dragging this nation backward are triggered enough they should take the case to court and be utterly humiliated.

Funny thing is they will never condemn underage marriage, and all the killings going on in the name of Islam.

May you be granted wisdom to approach matters...

Ndonu101:
So professional footballers are putting their victory at risk over a religious rule that came into existence when there were no professional footballers?

Why can’t people think outside the box?

The Qur’an makes concessions for travellers breaking fast early simply because when the qura’an was written travelling was one of the tedious task of the time

Why people can’t understand that if professional sportsmen existed when the qur’An was written they too would have had a concession Beats my imagination

Why comment on something you know very little about? Religion comes over everything and our main reason for existence is to worship, so it is very repugnant for you to even conceptualize the idea of comparing career with religion.

Good day

graciousme:
Please do you know if someone can make the booking on one's behalf?
If anyone has an agent's number please kindly avail me.

Best regards,

Flight itinerary or you are ready to book and pay for the flight? Pm me if you are at the stage of booking and purchasing a ticket.

Alternatively you may book directly via kenya or South Africa airways website directly. Good luck.

MYBUSINESSARENA:
Thanks, I'll do that

Also! Unisa but you will have to pay App Fee for Unisa.

I am not sure about uct, i think they dont also require saqa.

greiboy:
No according to certain Islamic doctrines, God wants men to start from Four wives.

Boss, that's not what Islam preaches, Islam preaches max of 4, so 7 isn't Islamic.

MYBUSINESSARENA:
for the above named institutions is saqa required?

Yes. You may try University of Johannesburg out. No app fees, no saqa.

Good luck.

Delivar:
Here is a dictionary definition of a parasite:



Going by that definition, the keyword there is "without benefiting". Since pregnant women benefit from the foetus by obtaining the joy of having a baby then a foetus is not a parasite.

That definition of paradite is epileptic, a parasite can kill its host.

BluntBoy:
Thank you, but I don't see it as enough proof.

Welcome brother. You sound so inquisitive and good minded. Guidance is from God the Almighty bro, so i can only provide evidence, i can't force you to believe.

A man is surely at a great loss if he comes to this world and can't make paradise by the ways of the Almighty afterwhich enough proofs have been provided.

Try to read the English version of the whole chapter and meditate over it.

You may get back to me if you need more proof brother.

BluntBoy:
You must be a good Muslim.

Please, you wrote that you have proof that Muslims will go to paradise. What is that proof?

If you are already familiar with the Quran as many of you are check Quran 98 vs 6-8.

(98:6) Those who disbelieved – be they from among the People of the Book or among those who associated others with Allah in His Divinity– shall be in the Fire, and will abide in it. They are the worst of creatures.
(98:7) But those that believe and work righteous deeds, they are the best of creatures.
98:8 Their recompense lies with their Lord: Gardens of eternity beneath which rivers flow; therein they shall dwell, forever and ever. Allah is well-pleased with them, and they are well-pleased with Him. All this is for him who fears his Lord.

Be Safe.

AgentOfDarkness:
KEEP LYING, FULANI IS YOUR LEADER,
YOU JUST SAID OPPOSITE OF WHAT QUR'AN SAID

It is obvious that you are so fanatical on your opinion. I have no reason to keep responding you.

Good day and Be safe.

AgentOfDarkness:
KEEP LYING, FULANI IS YOUR LEADER,
YOU JUST SAID OPPOSITE OF WHAT QUR'AN SAID

Opposite of what Quran said? Could u please enlighten me?

AgentOfDarkness:
Why Sultan of Sokoto?
Why can't Yoruba Muslim leaders do the same on their own, are Yoruba inferior Muslims to Fulanis?

He is the leader of all Muslims as Nigeria is concern and mind you that doesnt make us inferior to him. The prophets says no Arab is better or superior to Non-Arab, no non-Arab is better to an Arab, our goodness is only judge by our faith and how we fear God the Almighty.

I hope you understand better.

HajimeSaito:
These people and their religion of opposite meaning where Peace means terrorism, chastity means sexual exploitation of minors in the name of marriage and fasting means waking up at the crack of dawn to stuff your stomach with so much food that you won't feel hungry for the rest of the day.
Already food companies like indomie and bournvita are sending greetings and prices of food stuffs have started going up.
Religion of delusion.

Smiles. Ignorance is evil.

IsaAbubakar:
asalamualykum brothers
any Muslim supporting buhari is an extremist and a pro terrorist
he's no different from bokoharam ISIS and other extremists because they are supporting their leaders.
Islam is not extremism
Islam does not support evil
Buhari is a evil
Buhari is a criminal terrorist

Fear Allah in your ways of approaching matters and referring to others as evil.

The point you make isn't valid enough to refer to someone as evil or pro terrorist. May Allah increase US in Iman. Aameen

nnokwa042:
how can they be searching for moon?moon is big that when it comes out all eyes will see it a muslim who merried 4 wives when he dies will his nigerian wives be among the 72 virgins he will inherit,all this sucide bombers from north they re so dirty their skins is as dark as charcoal will they be giving 72 arab virgings in muslim heaven? i just want to know,will shia shake sunni in muslim heaven?

You dont want to know you are only trying to degrade Islam as a religion but fear the Lord the Almighty.

If you really wants to know then ask your question in a better way.

I can't really distinguish whether you are asking ask a question or you are just trying to make blasphemous statement.

selemempe:
I see wat u mean bro....our religion is kinda dirty....especially in Africa

Islam is not a dirty religion. Please fear the Almighty in the judgement you make. Islam forbid filthy, dirtness and likes. So you may see some Muslims being dirty due to their imperfections and fallibility, that doesnt make the religion a filthy religion.

Because conscious of God please.

Thanks.

AgentOfDarkness:
Why are Yoruba Muslims not allowed to sight the Moon, why is it always sighted from the Caliphate?



Just Asking

OK. Love your approach of making enquiries.

Any Muslim can sight the moon. Once a Muslim sight the moon per chance irrespective of his tribe or status. He will have to communicate with the leader of the Muslims which presently In Nigeria is Sultan of Sokoto. So if a Yoruba Muslim, just like Hausa or Igbo or any other tribe Muslim sight the moon, all he needs to do is to communicate appropriately with the sultan and allow the sultan to make the announcement to the general Muslim public.

I hope you understand it better now

internationalman:
The question nobody has been able to answer me is

''where will Muslims go on judgment day''

Paradise. And there's enough proof.

internationalman:
The question nobody has been able to answer me is

''where will Muslims go on judgment day''

Paradise.

Silvabae:
I thought this plat form is to provide help. You guys should help me before I start crying.
1) how can I certify my documents
2) can I use my statement of result as I don’t have my certificate yet.
I’m applying to CPUT first. The application closes end of this month.
If no reply I will know my helper is not here and move on.

Smiles. You are so funny bro.

You visit any court to get your documents certified/notarized. You can also do that at a notary public instead.
I dont think there's any problems using your statement of result.

Have you evaluated your documents with SAQA and does your University requires saqa evaluation for admission?

Go ahead and try to apply to as many schools as you can. The higher the number of schools you apply to, the greater your chances.
University of the Free State, University of Stellenbosch have no applications fee so you may include them in your options.

Silvabae:
Please assist me guys to do my Masters application in any of the Cape Town universities so I can start, I want to apply to more than 1. Thank you. I already got my Saqa certificate just yesterday I applied since January, thank God I applied early.

You can apply online ur self.

topeolu1:
You may have to look at Universities of technology as the conventional ones will not accept that rating for Msc....... From experience. The reason why they rate Nigerian degrees as such is still not clear.

There believe is that their standard is better than ours, so they rate our 4yrs degree equivalent to their 3yrs UG, and our 5yrs degree equivalent to 3yrs UG plus honours.

So as far as i know when u evaluate ur 4yrs degree with saqa they will still demand you to do 1yr Honours before MSc. But you cannot skip that in some exceptional cases.

callysea:
So, anyone needs Rands for Naira?

Yeah pm me please. Can wear trade?

graciousme:
Okay, Thank you for the response. Are you sure Nigeria Mastercard would work?

Sure i paid with my Gtbank mastercard then

042tech:
Meche onu nsi gia

I dont believe that. It is all lies. The greatest enemy of the world today is media as they dont show us the truth rather evil

Opentokwowledge:
This woman must be an alakoba, she that she is like pig that gets pregnant before small sperm touch her body want to be giving the huzband increased liability ?
Is it easy? If you want to say can't they use rubber? Shebi youre the one that is going to use it for them abi?
As if it's also easy... Her mouth like the mouth of catfish yen gan sef must've been one of the reasons for the Dick's turn off. This wembley arena sized mouth might have even doubled to warrant the incessant lashings, abuse and repeat... Who knows?

Your comment speaks alot about. What do you know emotions for others? Are you really a psychopath?

I need to mention this as well. I respect Christianity so much as a religion but had it been the guy is a Muslim, many hypocritical xtians response won't be the same. They would rather attribute their judgement to the religion, saying a lot of ill and filthy things about Islam. May God save the hypocrites and bias ones.

youngest85:
How will he fvck you when you have this kind of lips and you can't suck him off

I respect Christianity so much as a religion but had it been the guy is a Muslim, many hypocritical xtians response won't be the same. They would rather attribute their judgement to the religion, saying a lot of ill and filthy things about Islam. May God save the hypocrites and bias ones.

NwaAmaikpe:



The diplomat forgot an important unwritten law.
"Never trust a girl in Hijab."

It reminds me of the first time Salamatu came visiting.
It was almost dawn, but in the dark I could still see her silhouette bending down.
I thought she was bending in prayer so I dozed off, I didn't know she was positioning her red sea to be parted by my nyamiri rod.
Before I woke up by morning, she had left in anger accusing me of not being sexually attracted to her.

That's why till this day, my Muslimas know better than to bend in front of me when praying because NwaAmaikpe will always consider that as an invitation to doggie.

Why must you attribute people flaws to their religion? If the Lady is a xtian will you say the same. Fear God man and be conscious of your hate speech always.
Be safe.