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And what if the military personnel was a lady? Any sample for the wedding?

Holudamsel:
How is this fuany?

Bae if u know FFK's antecedents you will agree wiv me that he's as good a comedian as Mr Ibu. He gets paid for the roles he plays.

Miss, I just saw ur avi. Lemme try that trick. "Comot jare, u r too pretty for me to date" lol

News emanating from Ekiti State lately are often not encouraging. One begins to wonder if Fayose's irrational syndrome is actually the dividend Ekiti people wanted. The woman needs a punishment equivalent to what she did

Using a laptop go to MS paint and save ur file as jpeg.

Let's know how it goes

Do people still apply to this sch?

And to say that I just came back from that place without knowing my life was @ risk. As an engineer, I was there for geotechnical investigation for Tunfure-Gombe-Mallam Sidi bypass

To God be the glory

I won't laugh

Some guyz can fall other guyz hand sha... Must u publicly reveal the secret? We all know the signs dude

Good news.. "Kill the mother f*ckers" and let them know the rules of engagement in Samuel Jackson's voice.

EMMARCHMOVIES:
View this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHtxCnfiipk. You can see by yourself.

Please my fellow Nigerians, don't get me wrong I am not a politician but I found this very funny, I had read and allow my ribs to crack a bit. These politicians must have seen Nigerians as the most foolish creature on earth. Hahahaha, I used to believe that Nigerians are the smartest folks on earth both in crime and otherwise Hahahaha. But these politicians are making me now feel other way round. Please my fans forgive me, I want you to read the reaction of Nigerians over General Buhari's interview with CNN's Christiana Amampour.


In the CNN interview, Buhari had said:
"All those things you mentioned were done under military administration; if we did not suspend the constitution then, it would have been difficult for us to operate under those circumstances. So I DO NOT THINK I SHOULD BE JUDGED (in other words, we should clap for him) for those things that happened then."
-- Muhammadu Buhari.
NIGERIANS REACTION:
"Very disingenuous talk. You don't want to be judged by your negative 1984 record, yet the ONLY so-called selling point of your presidential ambition is your 1984 perception of "integrity" and "incorruptibility"!
If you want us to remember you for your so-called incorruptible stance in 1984, why should we not also remember you for the undoubted tyranny and sadism you displayed in the same 1984? You can't pick and choose for us.
You want us to remember only what makes you marketable and forget the things that make you unmarketable! What a shameless hypocrite!"
-- Opemipo Olawale Adeniyi.
"If Buhari is asking the world not to judge him based on his past records as a military dictator, then on what basis is he asking the Nigerian people to elect him since it was in exercise of those powers that he built his reputation on which lies his entire electoral credibility?"
-- Alimat Danjuma.
"Verily, verily I say unto you; everything about this Buhari is EVIL. He doesn't want to be judged on his evil deeds and he shows no remorse for them. This is why he is still lying and demonstrating a rage to fight by all means necessary in order to achieve his selfish ambition. I am here to tell him and his supporters that the wickedness of the wicked has come to an end. God will frustrate their plans so that their evil enterprise will come to nothing. God will choose God-fearing leaders for his country Nigeria and I'm fully persuaded that Buhari is not the one. #FAILEDBUHARI"
-- Jay E Kool-Jay.
Read on after the cut....

"Buhari had ruled Nigeria without mercy, and now is Nigerias turn to show him no mercy. GEJ2015."
-- Kalisi Jabe.
"I want to ask just a question, DO WE REALLY HAVE FUTURE LEADERS IN NIGERIA?"
-- Egbebu Jonathan Chukwuka.
"There's No Future In The Past!"
-- Sorinola O. Martins.
"Buhari says: 'All those things you mentioned were done under military administration; if we did not suspend the constitution then, it would have been difficult for us to operate under those circumstances. So I do not think I should be judged as an individual for those things that happened then.'(But the question is Under whose leadership were all the events of then occurred, and is it not the same person vying for the leadership of the Nation? Own up to your actions then, and apologise where there is need instead of being arrogant just for the purpose of taking power by all means."
-- Eleanya Onwuka.
"Despite (the fact) that Iranian-origin Amanpour was visibly pro-Buhari during the interview, Buhari could (still) not come out from his past. Amanpour was even putting choice (of) words into Buhari's mouth, cutting off where Buhari could have blundered...BY THE WAY, IF WE CANNOT JUDGE BUHARI WITH HIS PAST, HOW THEN DO WE JUDGE HIM? WITH HIS PROMISE THAT HE IS NO LONGER A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT? A TYRANT NEVER CHANGES WITH A GARB."
-- Danobi.
"BUHARI refuses to appear in Oputa panel for reconciliation."
-- Muktar.
"Buhari has acknowledged he did all he did,it includes "wiping out corruption" with decrees. He also has acknowledged that in a democratic dispensation he will be a better man,a better president,because he will not rule with decrees

Go and learn how to spell and write 'know'

Final week and am still waiting for FAAN to send my login details.

Oh my dear Nigeria!
A nation so quick to forget her past
Only if Abacha knew
He'll probably still be alive
If Mr. President has forgotten, we haven't.
President Ebele Azikiwe Goodluck Jonathan should remember that God is more powerful than he is.

ritababe:
Actually its because you are thinking of sex before you sleep

Babe u fall my hand o. Don't u ever think nature has programmed men to systematically release the 'fluid' so as to enable fresh ones to be formed?

I'll get her PVC.

What do u expect from a dull system?

Dull lecturers invariably yielding dull students.

3 words ladies love most
' I love u', 'I am sorry', 'No cooking day' and most especially ' Allowance Free Month'

I read the post and the quickly viewed the OP's pic. You will angry wiv me that the OP doesn't really likes cooking. She's the eatery type.

#JustMyView
Bae pls don't take it as a shade

Esyluv1:
hello every body
I receive a mail from FAAN with some log in details such as new user name and password.
did any body receive such mail

Happy for u. I wish u the very best

I am a northerner, I live in the north.
I say kill them and spare none. After all the national cake aint sufficient for we the good Nigerians



I am a Muslim
I am not a Terrorist

3 explosions yesterday and 1 today. I thought KD was hot. I guess I thought wrong. Gombe a relatively unknown state is hotter. They shud jes lemme finnish this road project and bus back to kaduna o

teufelein:
some are inclined to commit rape on logic and reason thereby disrespecting the letters of extant/existing law and order in nigeria. buhari must as a matter of fact present produce authenticated copies of his certificates. there's no two ways about it. we can't disregard the constitution because of buhari, that's absolutely travesty of justice and impunity on human conscience.

Hi bae.. I av got dz for u. What has the so-called certified educated persons of the nation done for us? If at all GMB doesn't have an 'SSCE', do u think he's not eligible to vie for any political post? Do u know what the constitution says abt eligibility? Do u even av the constitution of ds great country?

Silence at times is the best answer

BackDatAssUp:
feb 14 is less than a month away...

you guys should wait till then

Bro. U need to jes visit the site and see for yourself. Its quite astounding

There is an ongoing online voting taking place between Buhari and Jonathan on who wins the 2015 Presidential Election. Pls visit www.whowin2015.com to vote.

dejiabdool@yahoo.com
Thanks in anticipation

chimerase2:
Rochas is a big disgrace to the imolite
Squandering the state account to finance a known boko haramite

A sorry case for u. Ur governor has seen the way forward and ur unknowingly acting naïve. Rochas is there fasting for u and ur busy trying to empty all the eateries in Imo. Uv got no evidence to call GMB a Boko harmite.

#WORD

Danny4show:
good...wats course did u study?

Civil Engineering

Resolutions like this av 'tayed'. It usually dies down wiv time. unilorites forget indecent dressing as they don't even have enof time to study.

Posts like this reminds me of 2face's song.. " I am calling u ole cos u stole my cash away"

University of Ilorin. I love my school. Loved to go back there for my MSc but av got to make money 1st. Probitas Doctrina. Better by far.

So funny how some people read meaning to even the simplest things in life.