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Naija men, stop hating on Flavio. Take a cue from him and hit the gym

Flavio keep it up jare.

I heard this story from a friend that he read in newspaper sometime ago that a girl was giving her boyfriend a fluting. Unfortunately for the guy, he didn't know that the girl was epileptic. In a short while, the girl start vibrating with manliness in her mouth cos she could not control herself anymore. Consecuently, d guy died while manliness still in mouth till d girl gained herself with blood all over her face, So guys beware! Anything can happen,

Hmm naijas and rumor mongering.

I will confess, i must confess.

I cheated with ayettymama when Platinum and ebony were not at home.
Since we are all women, does this count as cheating: ??

don't do darkiessssssssssssssssssss!!

Ehn no problem na, everyone has their preference.

I ain't mad at you.

i dont think so!

What! who told you you have a choice?? its by force, you must join us. I know you want to.

On second thoughts you have her, feeling quite fragile at the moment

hmm, i see how much you care abot plat, You don't even want to fight me for her. Thats okay sha i'll keep her to myself. PLATINUM, TAKE NOTE OOH.

Lol, oh please, I was born in Tokyo

ok I coming to your house now, Whoever wins gets to keep plat. what do you say??

^^ lesbian alert!

ayettymama, stop hating. If you are a good girl we will allow you to join us in next quadruple sin *i need jesus*

koolchicco, i know you are already drooling, gerrout of here.

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I'm in love with platinum, something about her just draws me. . . .teehee

Ibkaye, don't let me use my martial arts skill on you. Oya back off.

^^ cheating on me

Hell to the no Plat sweetheart, you and Ebony are my 2 wives. I can't cheat on both of you and espcially not with a man. Mba, Hell NO

hahaha na2day a terrorist? naaa hes a cuddly teddybear

When he sees I called him an NL terrorist (which he is), he will want to beat me with a big stick, lol did i just say stick??
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na2day and dayokanu - scary. . .

I can understand na2day being scary cos he is a well known NL terrorist , why is dayokanu scary, hmmm??

you will get through it especially after reading a couple or more retarded threads

lol i heard that, How are you doing my dear wife

Nairaland, I need a 10 step process to get rid of my Nairaland Addiction. Can anybody helep me

wtf? whts the problem?
wht did i do o

Don't mind him ooh TKB, he is like those school fathers in secondary school that have eyes for ALL his school daughters

Nna,kedu ka i mere, afulum gi na anya, e ga bu onye nkem, mu ga mere gi ihe obuna e shoro, biko ka ayi nwe.

Hello sweet plat, abeg help me translate.

noo, o get mi daadaa
mo ti fi fortune ti mo inherit da one world class company sile ni eko

[b]emi man se import and export, shippin, clearing and forwarding and in fact im a general merchant
gbogbo stuff ni man se but emi kin jale o

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perfect gentle man ni mi, na2day momi daadaa,
so next step is with na2day? ok now, no problem
jekin lo mu owow dorwry wa

Sho sure kpe oo kin she 419 nitori kpe excuse ti won ma n lo ni yen. Emi oh le fe ole ooh. Mi ole ma ni HPB ni daily basis, emi mi oh gba.

Yes next step wa lo wo Na2day, to ba to so kpe oti lo, ehn ma negotiate dowry. Jekin warn ehn kpe dowry mi ma won gan, cos omo to dun ni mi

Anyway mon lo si meeting ni ibise, ama soro later.

omoge mo gba ti e gan ni o, eleyin ju ege, oju e nfa mi gan ni, ki ni oruko re? o semi bi eni pe ki owa si ibi bayi wa le otutu lo ni sha

TKB, kenny go give you run for your money ooh,  ohn so multiple languages, how sexy.

oops

yeah, ka

I thought you were a ki-female

baby ta ni ko fewa
wo, daddy mi ti will 100% properties e fun mi. mi o ni aburo rara
emi nikan mo worth 100million dollars, mo need lati sise at all

rara o, emi kin na obinrin; im a pefect gentleman
so kini next step

O ba lo wo  ju bill gates. owo oh le move me. Emi fe okunrin to ma dide laro ko ma  lo si ibise.

Inu mi dun kpe perfect gentleman ni e. iyen lo tie wa most important.

Next step ni kpe o lati bere mi lowo na2day, oun ni NL father mi. To ba so yes, then o ti lo ni yen.

Yoruba - ba wo ni? omo to fine gann

ose jare, omo to dun.

omo to yeju, omo to dun
wa kin mu lo si je gbadun, daddy mi loni race course and national stadium

to ba femi, wa enjoy because omo to good ni mi
mo dara latoke dele, check mi out ko wa ri somethin

wht sayest thou

Ose jare, mi o fe fe daddy eh? ki lo kan mi pelu race course ati national stadium. So fun mi, kini wo ni, kilo n se fun ara re?

Oh kan so kpe o fine la to ke dele, mi o mo boya ohn kparo? fun mi ni proof.

Iru character wo lo ni, se on respect awon obirin dada , she o kin na obirin?

Gee our yoruba needs some work sha

Ahh being toasted in yoruba is sweet, i love it.
Oya make one creative bobo toast me for yoruba, please refrain from nastiness ooh.

I love tall muscular men too, but not like the guys in these pics. Looking at these pics is just scary, they look like animals.

What part of NO dont u understand?

LMAO, Justwise, abeg leave am joh. He is in loff.

Since u are inexperience in diz type of game, please don't play it or u will regret it 4 a long time

Chidi, Is the kind of response you will give to your younger brother if he asks you this kind of question?? Abeg help the guy out jare.

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Why do you think some guys kiss and tell?

Ask na2day, h202 or sagamite that question, maybe they will have an answer for you.

I dey go gym.

I won't kiss and tell there o.

But I will watch and drool

Have fun at the gym beta person. Maybe some NL guys on here can get some inspiration from you.

Goodnight dear.

house girl ke? na house wife

yeah i agree, Ovularia sounds like a good pet name for your future housewife

Abekeade are you here?

Yes piwunoh, wetin dey??

Hey Abe, hope you are ok . Ignore this dude, he is on a power trip on NL.

Hello dear, You are still up . I am going deal with na2day like he can't imagine. Hope everything is okay with you.

i thot it was a pet name

Abeg keep your housegirl sounding pet name.

ovularia!

Which one again is ovularia , cos i know you don't know more than to abuse and to toast . So i am guessing you are abusing me again. Nl fathers are not supposed to abuse their NL daughters.