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All in the battle of wits for February's polls... Shit happens. Fayose is yet to show Ekiti people

Finally left Lagos in Dec'13 after a year of unsuccessful hunt and by Gods grace I simply walked into my miracle by January the following year.

Lagos hustle wasn't my thing at all. From Adeniran Ogunsanya, Surulere to "anywhere" an engineering graduate deemed fit to drop his CV (mostly unsolicited) provided public transports ply those routes.

Always got to that last stage then somehow it just slips not until the likes of halli n tenaris tore me in halves and I came breathing down, "I am just so done with Lagos!"

Left Lagos one beautiful morning (God bless that day) with just my backpack, two worn shoes, a broken heart, dashed hopes, cut throat transportation budget but with a clearer conviction to succeed. Na so I waka like natty go back PHC, few weeks into 2014 God just stepped into my matter like the Almighty he has always been.

Op sorry but I just didn't need a new thread to do what I should have done a year ago. Bigger you all I pray.

RIP man, you got caught in the line of duty but this tragic tale didn't prevent one "street" dude out there from seizing the next opportunity to fly heroine to Mr. Indonesian president himself as much as the money is not Naira (as he would have evaluated under the influence of same drugs).

Do not blame Nigeria, a pig is destined to parley with sooth despite how regularly its cleaned. Envy, greed, sentiment and pride wouldn't just let us be whom we actually should. "Get rich quick or die trying" is the new trend and the latter is most often the case.

I pray for whatever is left of him and for God to grant his soul eternal rest wherever befits him.

What's this discomforting feeling down my gullet this early? I think its the damn sour throat already, I could use some help you know?

This same monarch? Wonder if this throne he occupies was won by checking crown corks because I have come to understand this man is just useless

Dunno about you but I think the OP should zoom in further to buttress his points

SELENAqueensy:
Lol, bible ake adoho ete wung mmin, ku ukpa mmin....
Not kung itid, ku ukpa itid

Why do i have this thing for this AK cutie that can speak her dialect? Name one reason why I shouldn't start another communal war right away, razing 100 houses for your sake. This is the new trend in displaying affection.

#HeadsToVilla

You no ask any of these question abi? Be forming bouncer here on NL o! I dey wait your story for season 38.

Monicasque:
Hell to the no. When he gone, he gone. Dnt need to b asking funny questions as if he is my God. Sugar there are plenty of fish in the sea. Sister girl, if dat man dumps u, dust yourself and move on. Men are like taxis, u miss dis one, u catch the next one. If he dnt want u, dnt b all sad and blue, say thank u for the good times dat we had, den close the damn door. He aint the only guy on earth, is he?

They were once like flights, you missed them and went on to miss the executive coaches now you settle for taxis. Don't you think you would hike all by yourself soon enough?

#JustSaying

onstelly:
I never asked any of these, flip my weaves and walk away

Mtchww u neva jam... Till u see wetin fowl see piss by force, until then keep breaking up.

I would simply wake up and then treat malaria

Sure! I always want that woman to last for me o! She isn't a beast of burden and yes, I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me. So why not?

I hate rice in all other forms but basmati. No to bread, don't even bring yam close to me except its pounded. Never been a noodles man and red stew with Ororo (plenty cholesterol) disgusts me...

Brymo:
kai, haba!!!

Truth be told, I didn't see nothing...

Seeking sympathy? No way not mine, its only a side of the story. RIP to the dead. Never let yourself to be used as a tool to satisfy greed, remember, the gains thereof are always short-lived

Nosy OP. I don't see anything yet.. Pan some more

This caption sha! Pishure or Idonbelieveit

Super story! *whistling in kanuri*

Appear very well groomed, flash car keys, a pile of mobile phones, use words conservatively but meaningfully, just repeat after me, "I work with a group of philanthropists, recently, we donated a jet filled with cash to the South African people"

So herbalists now use the services of a PA with two years experience? This is most likely a Sure-P collaboration.


But maram o, your firm no get name?

Good one ini... No mind people wey dey question the source of this money like say dem no know, you hear? I expected certain male acts to own a private Dornier by now then it occurred to me that they never had a particular skill set widely sought after even outside the industry.

#DidntSayAThing

ManTiger:
You're not far from the truth.
This boy papa na professor for my dept in OAU, professor Z.F. Famisa, I'm sure any graduate of Geography can testify. The man is well connected in the senate, both at the school and federal republic, though now retired but this shows he's still relevant plus this guys was a small boy then, I've met him in his dad office many time. Days of submitting assignment individually and defend it on the spot... How time flies.

Thanks boss. Now I have facts to support my assumption.

chimkaire:

Who knows

Idonbelieveit till Oga hops on here to say his side of the story, if you were searching for sympathies, accept my Sor... I leave it there till Oga narrates his ordeal with you.

watered:
May God run your life the way GEJ is running this country...Amen!

Thanks o my dear, God has started already and I must tell you, if actually GEJ runs this country this way I might end up voting with thumbs and even toes

All I see is a strong 4G connection, na only you get first class?

Arsenate:
northern Nigeria girls are prettier, more homely and not half as materialistic as their southern counterparts.
in all honesty all these topics about "Nigerian girls this and that...." should be modified to southern Nigerian girls.
there's a huge difference in mentality.
NB.. northern girls aren't really perfect; but they are way better.

My brother, this could be true but I'm KOBOKOphobic

ammamat:
my dear no body is good. guys does the same just to get down with u

My dear speak for yourself. I understand you are not good. Noted

You dey practice how to create thread abi??

If he says otherwise his house could be razed before he concludes speech. He didn't need the media awareness if he intends to walk the walk.

I am positive he will make sense someday but until then, keep blabbing. Fortunate criminal

Men & wants! SMH. They are happy and that's about it, why suffer acute ameeboism or ingest Panadol for what should seem their headache?

Ladies, from the look of it, I think he's got a great head. That's all wifey needs

You wouldn't know what it feels like fighting an addiction because your conscience hasn't condemned them yet. Addictions vary from candies to hard drugs.

I had this friend that could kill to get the latest fashion accessory and she had a particular affinity for handbags. Yes she suffered grossly when she lost her job and couldn't fit in properly anymore.

Dear OP, I leave in the real world, despite the fact my intuition tells of an advertorial up there but for the sake of the war I would suggest you find an alternate chore to occupy those times the cravings are likely to reoccur. Avoid whatever situation or location that could trigger a craving.