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I pray God not to even walk in on these situations irrespective of whom is involved, to me its better imagined than found true. Na so so fiancé dis and fiancé that, marry her and lay claims biko because for now fiancéship hold no water and she is still open to ideas

*clears throat* Nnanyi OP, so how soon are you returning to a more serious "Sodom" to bring us some more pishurz?

Nice one, I remember #EdonBeSignal, whenever the entire stress syllables in my first (Chu-kwuuu-kaaaa) and last names are painstakingly pronounced and a deafening sigh to crown it all instead of a very common "pet" nick coined from same "Chiiikaaa".

Sugarpeaches:
moi..

Please what is the feminine version of the colloquial "My Johnny"? I think I just lost mine...

Ok, correct that spelling and I would mention, in this section such mistakes are intolerable

That mail got me wondering, were they expecting Boko to downsize the population before sending invites??

Nice knowing my applications went through yet its not an option anymore..

Kudos to you guys.

Okay, Once upon a time he was smart. Noted

I beg to vary, for the sake of those you haven't kissed yet .

Lol, you got a Dj for a neighbour? A pair Beats by DRE and some "looku looku" tunes would do the magic otherwise confronting him might earn you "Beats by neighbour" and it totally FOC. You choose

I just wish married folks and their spouse could be as patient as NLNG 2014 GT hopefuls, I bet marital disputes would head for extinction.

Having observed with keen interest, I commend the dexterity of purpose with which you all have steadied gaze, remained undaunted by the dynamic nature of the next stage's date and dealt with the inconveniences accompanying this delay.

It is my prayer that good news and good success shall not depart from thy folds.

Best regards

Concerned ally to the thread.

Lol, insomnia can't survive a Resource & Environmental Sustainability class. Great professor boringly long talks

1. I think you both should've agreed on a time to communicate effectively and initially establish the conditions, this came only after she may had entertained curiosity.

2. In my opinion, its quite difficult to deal with clients whom haven't got an iota of idea as to what they want, leaving an agent with multiple variables to explore. Especially when a meeting isn't possible

3. Mehn for all I care asking about ASUN when you could have Google 'd the ish as you claim you could, felt like you actually wanted to toy around

4. Do you go around telling people they don't know how to carry out their businesses Oh dear friend that was wrong.

5. Lest i forget, You never mentioned a budget, that's not how to plan. #ReadingThruAgain# yea u didn't.

Anyways thanks to its quiet conclusion

Next topic would be like, "Help My tea

Never had a NO, not yet. But it could be because unlike what drives some other persons beauty isn't considered a criterion brain is. Having both is a bonus.

Smart people know what's working or not from the first five minutes of initiating a chat and probably when to hand in the towel.

But I have cried, emotional people do especially when you just found a severe misfit and such puts an abrupt end to the entire long term plan.

So that's how I will get stuck in the bath privately weeping till its gone past me. Someone would ask why, I would simply say it hurts to invest time and affection.

Lol most of you females here are stone hearts only while you type. You have got the right words, express Bella-toughie but in reality shit your pants just at his fragrance. Lets live in truth, for whom there was once a genuine affection there will always be that affection but to a certain degree of freedom.
Except you had the material affinity or one of all funny reasons a lady could choose to date a guy for which includes "He's got great arms, oh I feel safe".
I have loved a few I will maintain that affection, the world is quite small, chase with purpose, love genuinely, unbundle relationships with cogent reasons and live without hurts.

Now lemme get serious, join me and my love councillor Enrique Iglesias on Bailando.

I don't sign up for this tho, many of our ladies often come in a combination of these attributes if not all. But if you want to live long as you suggest learn to adopt her inefficiencies as a way of life, perhaps, broker an intelligent alternative.

Had this stingy plus lazy friend that spends eternity on E! We talking about productive hours of the day here, its simple, premium to compact and walaa issue #2 was solved at least for a moment till she offered to do the subscription herself.

Money lover, liar liar, lazy @ss or whatever someone would get married to them anyway. Just learn to wiggle thru smartly but don't quote me, most often they are better lovers.

I swear down

aisha2:
Everybody is here tearing cloth. Nobody has asked:

1. Why did you touch her phone
2. What did you do to push her out
3. Why not fast and pray, loose that belle and wear sexy boxers
4. Ignore it, dont question her or nag it will push her to the other mans arms
5. Infact when you catch her sleeping with the man dont say anything instead, do your husbandly roles and when she asks tell her that its probably because you failed as a husband that pushed her out.

Poster sorry for making light of this but the double standard here stinks to the highest level

Aisha,

I found it compelling to respond to your comment, it MUST be you lack the capacity to interfere in such delicate issues as the OP has mentioned. This is marriage my dear, tied to several sacred vows not the daily waste of affection you folks have earned expertise at.
Kindly ignore such topics if you aren't able to pass on sensible opinions. Karma is very observant and pays in hard currencies

eledacedar: Number 5 ehn.
Imagine getting an invitation for a chat with mgt and placing a call to the number and they tell you that it's based on your application on a job portal.

On getting there, they give you paper that you'll write a short test and while you are wondering why a test when the SMS invite says chat, you get the shocker.

It's MLM! MULTILEVEL MARKETING SH* T OF ONE YEYE PRODUCT LIKE THAT.

We nearly beat them up that day o.

During the hunt, I ignorantly attended a supposed test which both started in the same manner, introduction of the product lines and how fervency in marketing had made some predecessors in the program wealthy and how much opportunity avails itself above our conventional jobs, how flexibility is assured and some wack incentives. I mean I IGNORAMUSLY attended two different invites that usually come in an sms with headings HR**** and its likes. I had to quit honouring such texts after realizing I just spent some fortune in transit to and fro.

Welrez: That so awkward moment when you meet a mountainous pile of files before submitting your own application. Nigga would be like... Who will sort out all these? Whose would go to the toilet? Whose would gather cobwebs...

Fortunately, they all do have a chance. The truth is, these organizations do hope to recruit the best hands. But at this stage you mentioned only one criteria is considered ie how detailed and error free these cvs are. One typographical err could send a cv to the bin, the HR person could easily assume you weren't meticulous and cant be deemed fit.

I have this experience though the outcome was eventually positive

Capableben: pls what course did you study sir

I did Mechanical Engineering Sir.

jpphilips: You expect him or her to tell you she slept with someone to get the slot? use your head!!

Mr. Phillips, Read properly. #1 Simply described a situation where some folks I ordinarily hint about openings at several firms actually applied to an indigenous oil servicing firm without notifying a fellow hunter. Just one morning I found a pix at the firm's waiting room and their location on fb. When I put a call across I was told gatecrashing was permitted and the explanations I sought would follow after the test. It ain't got nothing to do with getting a job or bleeping as contained in your misguided comment. Thank you

Classicman47: ARE U SOME KIND OF A POET??

Lol, naaa I think I have experienced these few.

80% of the first responders to this thread have beaten a lady mercilessly.
Even though I fall within the 20% that haven't yet, I still belong to the 5%
that do not aspire to nor harbor such intentions. It's an ill luxury I cannot afford
ie defacing the pretty first attraction, achieving less with each blow, paying medical
bills and having to apologize terribly when the balls are filled.

Now in this group of 5% I happened to have found myself, ladies will rather choose to
be hit. We are characterized with absolutely feigning of ignorance when such occasions
rear its neck as much as it spells trouble. Silent treatment, a mischievous grin and agama-like
nods to everything but mind you don't leave the scene. Its almost the best time to perfect
on all the games installed on my phones but it hits them more.

Watch it though, there comes a time a deserving hug should end the duel. Don't miss the point
when a singular joke can reverse the entire hurt. Only few people know when. Biko the moral of this
expo is, DO NOT hit a lady, it never corrects a thing.

MissJennifer:

Lol

Old wine in new wine skins. Forgive my opinion but this was a total waste of public fund. The Nigeria I know is open to change but for the sake of perverse futuristic interests our current leaders aren't ready to effect that change we need. Look at the recommendations of the past conference and spot any conspicuous differences. None

Appropriately 500 cannot speak the mind of 167 million people in an era where technology and online debates with threads like we have here would have been the most resolute and cost effective module for this confab. Its logical to conclude that every household either has an internet capable phone or originates from a locality or practically lives in the Nigeria of today. Sensitization on participation and a secure online fora was what was needed.

For the sake of our unborn children let us think out of the box and get it rightly done. I foresee complacency at implementing the few sensible resolutions that were derived from this four months of waste. I do expect the government to publish its total expenditures on this venture as well as compare with its gains if only the excess proceeds wouldn't be used to fund some electioneering purposes.

Suarezilla: Where do u come from?

Lol, the archives of peoples experiences. My abode

1. Friends never mention when the applications were ongoing but will waste no time to publish their locations if you wish to gate crash.
2. Having to suffer the collective fate of being amongst a wrong group during a group interview session.
3. Delaying candidates the entire day, subjecting the to physical and psychological stresses yet expect optimal performance NLNG & NNPC
4. Stampede
5. Job portals making our emails available for SEO marketers and spam mailers at a fee
6. Publishing already filled vacancies for the sake of due process
7. Redundant email links or dead career portals on most companies webpage
8. For the mushroom-like firms with big pay, the gate man doubles as the personnel recruiting officer, if you don't dance to his tune please check the bin
9. Girls run from you like a plague, don't even let em spot your bent heel
10. For indigenous oil companies and few others, its ladies first. Keep that weight appropriately it might just land you the next big job
11. I suffer shaa those years, trying to listen to my lady's heart but she kept paying attention to my purse. Then one day, She left and I paid more attention to the hunt #InAkimbo#

It was fun after all, stories must be told. Be diligent, remain steadfast in prayer and be informed. #ThatsAll

And we asking why Suarez bit someone Op said it all
Whatever it is you are taking is now dangerous, please quit

Unfortunately where I come from all these items so listed are norms. We don't expect people to live stereotype lives tho, do we?
How to make the best out of your twenties is to plan retirement at forty even when the job hasn't arrived, everything else will fall in place. I agree with keeping fit quite alright but reading through No. 5 & 7 I suggest we all be cautious of fruitless friendships. I don't think anyone in this era was coerced into any relationship, " same leg you carry waka go endeavour to waka comot and comot alive".

How even do ladies make bold to say they are in bad relationships?? After putting us all through the scrutiny, feasibility checks and ultimately, a so uncertain yet long awaited YES? Did someone skip a routine? Or someone's expectations didn't meet those they have seen at the movies?

Biko, life is too short for one bad second ticking of any ones clock. Stay positive